What's with these fricking weird, poorly animated game ads on mobile? Why are most of them barely intelligible? And why are they always lying about their content?
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What's with these fricking weird, poorly animated game ads on mobile? Why are most of them barely intelligible?
You would be wise to join my gang
Well I'd rather not suck dick so I guess I'm getting ass.
:^)
me on the right
China
They're too busy making money from gacha ripoff games. It's obviously Israel.
EVERY
FRICKING
TIME
>Peasant dressed in rags with "lvl 1" above his head appears
>He punches a rat
>The lvl1 changes to a lvl5, and he is now wearing regular clothes
>He swings a sword at a ninja
>He is now level 50
>A dragon appears with "Level 100" above its head and breathes fire at the man
>The man runs away
>"Story of Kingdoms! Play now!"
>get a normal blowjob
Or
>experience a once-in-a lifetime blowjob from a talking donkey
The answer is clear.
Save the magical talking donkey and get rich from whoring it out?
>get a normal blowjob
Read it again. Closely.
this, also the donkey might be magical and he may grant you multiple wishes depending on the volume of your climax
>the villain was the good guy all along
what the frick?
what the frick were they thinking???
Freebies to get them hooked
Post the zombie one that starts at a gym, it's fricking hilarious.
Indians.
No joke, no hatred. Just indians.
>Beastiality vs homosexuality
Sigh, that hee haw better not use teeth.
chinnese game
choose the donkey
if you level them up they get human form
The front pages of youtube and facebook are just as bad. It’s the modern internet
save the donkey
Daily reminder Frank is a cashier
Donkussy
woman because a talking donkey is a dijiin or whatever.
any woman can give a blowjob
but a talking donkey that gives blowjobs? that shit can make you rich!
What moron would save the donkey?
Someone who doesn't like the taste of dick I guess.
So you'd rather have a donkey crush your testicles than lick a dick for a second?
i rather let both die while i laugh at them, but whatever.
Me? Nah I'd save them both and watch the donkey succ the troony.
the donkey is clearly sentient and would probably have the dexterity to not harm you whilst sucking your wiener and/or balls
even if it was a non-talking regular donkey, it's life would be more valuable than the life of a troony.
>woman
People itt dont know how to read.
>cute
>helpful around the house
>happy to get intimate with you in a nonsexual way
>will talk with you late into the night
>not needy and would be cheapernthan the alternative
>will actively help protect your house alongside you
Why would you ever choose the woman?
The choice is clear. That donkey is sucking my dick and I'm riding him out of the desert.
Is the donkey a girl?
If so then donkey.
>woman
It's obviously a low-pass moron filter for some sort of scam. They want only the most braindead of dipshits (or literal children) to click on the ad.
>have to suck off a troony or have Eddie Murphy suck my dick
OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS DONKEH
AND YOU GOTTA LICK THIS TOOTSIE POP TO GET TO THE CENTER OF THIS ONION
That's how mafia works, anon. Didn't you pay attention to those ads? They're actually subtle hints about the fact that shitty mobile games are just fronts for money laundering schemes for gangs and cartels. When you spend money in them, you're actually funding some guys' public assassination.
I mean, the donkey could be female, and the 'princess' doesn't do jackshit to get me out of my current predicament in the desert.
What if the donkey is a needy prostitute that eats you out of house and home, while the princess cum extends your life in a form of pseudo immortality?
Well you're in luck, burro burgers and I still ain't suckin dick for immortality, I ain't the kind of c**t who wants to chase eternal life.
What if it works no matter how you consume it, and you can just give her a reach around and bake it into a cake or something?
Donkey