>What’s wrong anon you’ve barley touched your food
>Are you getting bored of our date?
>Whats wrong anon youve barley touched your food. >Are you getting bored of our date?
>What’s wrong anon you’ve barley touched your food
>Are you getting bored of our date?
Why do you keep making these threads? Seriously.
>Pokemon themed happy meals in the pokemon world
I wonder why nobody in the pokemon world comes up with their own mascots and stuff.
probably for the same reason we use animals as mascots in the real world
it would make sense for them to be a LITTLE different but its still reasonable
I mean if there is only one fast food conglomerate that'd work, but if there are many it'd be an endless legal dispute as to who has the rights to use pikachu's likeness. Just make a purple Pikachu or something, geez.
Wait, I know! We'll combine Pikachu with something! Maybe another rodent. Like...a hedgehog.
But in the real world, mascots aren't an entire animal species, they're a singular character that happens to be of that species.
Like the Fruit Loops mascot isn't the toucan species, it's a singular character called Toucan Sam, stylized and designed in a way that makes him unique and not just look like a generic toucan.
i wish skill link king's rock toucannon was a cereal mascot
you shouldn't expect gamefreak and nintendo to actually invest time and money into building a credible world when children will eat that shit right up, no effort needed
and (p)redditors
>Black person took anon's minor criticism with a piece of fanart and turned it into another autistic "game freak is lazy" rant
You can see some similar things to that in the Hollywood spoof in gen 5
But they do do it, in Galar there's a chain of restaurants called Bob's Your Uncle and it has a human mascot.
You're ten years old.
Out of 10!
>are you gonna eat your nuggets anon?
What kind of person would save images like those?
troubled persons
me
It's a damn shame she got implants and shit. She was such a cutie
i would never date a woman who ate mexican food
You ever get fetishized by a white woman because you're mexican? I am. I don't know how to feel about this.
women see you the same way we see women, anon
Like... horny and stuff?
no, in the kitchen. you? in the lawn, mowing. your a handyman.
She wants me in the kitchen so I can mow her lawn?
ew, who mows a lawn in kitchen, thats where foods prepared
Maybe she's a vegan?
thats still where food is prepared
Ah alright, to the gardens it is then.
People with taste
I'm building a folder of these
Why did she only bite the top of the bun?
You don't?
Does anybody else feel.sad at the idea of eating McDonald's IN McDonald's?
No? That means you get the food fresh off the grill, when its best.
I should rephrase. Eating ALONE in a McDonald's.
Oh, that. Eh, you get numb to it eventually.
Grow a spine, you're there to dump some slop into your stomach and then move on with your day like everyone else in there. It's not like you're sitting alone in a fancy restaurant at candlelight waiting for your date to arrive while the musicians play the violin in the background and everyone's staring at you.
I mean the isolation and loneliness. You get numb to them eventually.
Sorry bro, was meaning to quote someone else. My bad.
Dude it's a fast food restaurant, I'm pretty sure that's very common for the working class who look for a cheap place to eat lunch.
Are you a normalgay?
It's only sad if you're the fattest person in there.
Anon, where do you think we are?
>I'm not a loser like you, I eat at McDonald's with my GIRLFRIEND, heh.
If I'm out and about alone or on lunch from work and want a cheap meal real quick then I might sit down and eat inside the restaurant. Don't see the issue unless you have baggage about feeling like a loser already.
Imagine having such little self-confidence that you can't eat a damn hamburger by yourself.
fast food is a no shame zone bro, ain't no one there with their life together.
Why is that sad? Whats sad is eatin it in your car in the parking lot.
Why would you be sad about going to a restaurant, sitting, being served and eating your food right after it's done? In fact I've been craving to go to Carl's Jr for a while and eat my burger in there.
If you're going to be ordering an ice cream like a cone, milkshake or a blizzard, eating inside is the way to go. That way you can eat your meal, your sandwich, fries, and drink, and then once you're ready to go you receive your frozen treat and enjoy it there or on the ride home.
You can't go drive through and order an ice cream. If you're ordering a cone you straight up would have to eat it in the car, which is dangerous while driving and can spoil your appetite. You can't put it off because how are you going to put it down, leave it on the seat? Can't use the cupholders because the cone isn't big enough, plus you're gonna eat the cone and your cupholders are filthy.
But even if you're getting something in a cup like a milkshake or mcflurry you can't go through the drive through because then by the time you're done with your meal, your sandwich, fries, and drink, the ice cream is melted. It's not the same if you stick it in the freezer before. And besides if you're ordering ice cream, it's probably a hot day, and your cars AC can only do so much to prevent melting. So you either eat the ice cream treat first or you wait and it gets melted.
I've though of everything.
uh oh will sex be able to handle all those nuggies?
I think she can, she's got experience cooking and eating food.
You can have them if you let me eat your butthole later
This is basically that Dawn VN that I need to get around to playing the finished version of some day
>barely touched
>big mac box closed, no straw in the drink, fries still full
I literally just sat down you fricking idiot. Give me a second to get settled in this plastic shitty bench chair at least.
>"babe why did you close the burger box after taking out?"
>"why is it suddenly deforming and ignoring the laws of physics?"
There's no barley you dumb fricking b***h
i went to mcdondals with a girl once she insisted that it was not a date however
Should've left
I went to a mcdonald once
I got food poisoning
Place closed a week later
Sorry, got lost in the though on how you were going to shit that burger out
Scatgays... source?
why do you want to see Dawn poop?
It's always nice to be reminded that my fetish isn't that bad.
GAWD THAT FRICKING FANFIC I WANT TO WRITE NEEDS TO BE MADE MANIFEST.
>barley
haha no wonder you've got a long face, I'm dining with a horse!
Its a child you subhuman pedophile freak.
Redditor detected. We do not allow your kind here.
YOU'RE a child
Not a e-girl. Cope and seethe
The anime has moved on to new characters and it seems reasonable to assume it's meant to be set in the modern age, she's 34 now
You’re not supposed to look at pictures of your wife when she was 10 even if you were married for 70 years, you pervert.
she so damn hot
She's ten.
out of ten
No, years old.
Now, if she were say, 18 or 19, and had a bangin' body to go with that face and hair...absolutely.
she has a banging body,,,
I don't see no boobs on her.
Why 18?
What about 17?
Eh, better safe than sorry.
If that's your reason then that means you're willing to go even lower, if the laws weren't in place.
yeah. honestly 9-13s the sweet spot, but jail kinda sucks, ya know?
I mean, 18 is cleared everywhere. That and, ya know, anything to make the age gap less creepy.
Prove it.
I'll accept huge breasts on Dawn just this once, because it makes the joke better.
>fat
gross
In the car, I just can't wait
To pick you up on our very first date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
I'm just scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat
Let's go
Don't wait
This night's almost over
Honest, let's make
This night last forever
Forever and ever
Let's make this last forever
Forever and ever
Let's make this last forever
god i hate tripgays
are there any good pokemon porn games?'
Something something I have her eat my food
piercebrosnan.jpeg
I dunno, I just ain't feeling it today.
I can't tell if this shit is an American or non-American that wishes they were in America thing. Why are people obsessed with setting their waifus in some fast food restaurant? How about waifus cooking real meals? Gardening? Anything that isn't fricking McDonalds.
Bro they have McDonalds in Japan...
And there are plenty of pictures of anime girls doing all those other things, and more...
Who cares. It's cute waifus eating food and staring at you. Leave it to a mentally cucked European to be fixated on Americans on anything.
does she like her burger
She did up until a few seconds ago when she found the pube you hid inside of it.
the chances of that being found are low
>european
>look up time in europe
it was probably a SEAgay
the real question is why are YOU obsessed with europe?
>look up time
>Ganker
If there is anything Ganker taught me is that every region have round the clock posters or they work in shift.
>it was probably a SEAgay
That is almost never the case. It's almost always either an western European or a South American b***hing about North America.
Why do people still think that NEETs go to sleep at a reasonable time?
McD's in Japan is leagues beyond USA's.
I've heard KFC is crazy in Japan, or at least at Christmas.
It is. You gotta preorder months in advance.
I only know about McDonalds because I tend to watch lots of food YT shorts about Japan food and they always praise JP McD's because of their constant rotation on seasonal meals and big variety of burgers. That and you can quickly glance how extremely clean they are compared to your usual western McDonals.
McD's seems good everywhere but the US
i'm in south america and their places here are very clean
Where in South America? I'm in Chile and tbh it's a gamble, sometimes they're very good (especially in wealthy areas) and sometimes they're horrific, American-tier shit
argentina (not buenos aires, i'd imagine it's US-tier or worse down there)
haven't really seen any bad ones, though there aren't many here to begin with
We have fried chicken in our McDs here and it rocks.
McD in France is good too
It's the western world's single greatest export
its an US invention, dont try to shift responsibility on your vassals.
Non-multinational restaurants are too expensive. In fast food you can drop food for two with a low price, because there are people in dating sites for the purpose of trying of get free food.
I'm always surprised by how few people seem to have ever eaten in a real restaurant, they are too expensive with $100 USD for a small steak
bro last restaurant i went to i got a 8 oz filet for 80 dollars but they also had an 18 oz ribeye for 80 dollars, and 12 oz of chicken pasta for 30. you get what you pay for.
The "Best steak in the world" wouldn't be a measly $100.
what is easier to imagine
being in a fantasy world with your fantasy waifu doing fantasty things
or being in mundane world with your fantasy waifu doing mundane things
>Who are you and what am I doing at a fricking McDonald's?
do girls like when you take them to McDonald's?
Take them to Olive Garden.
imagine if pokemon masters ex suddenly decided to add a more fully fledged date sim mode beyond trainer lodge
If a seasonal Lana didn't bring me back, I doubt watered down dating mechanics would convince me, that game has the most pathetic kind of fanservice I've seen in a gacha.
>that game has the most pathetic kind of fanservice I've seen in a gacha.
which is?
>that game has the most pathetic kind of fanservice I've seen in a gacha.
Pls explain further.
I wanted breakfast.
Macca's breakfast is honestly nasty to me, always get terrible feeling in the gut after having a mcgriddle or some other item off their breakfast menu.
but it feels so good in your mouth
I always order one of those big burgers and a large drink and share it with my sister
McDonalds is too expensive now
All fast food is getting expensive, and really getting to not be worth it. It's rather sad
I wonder if it would nice to live life with a partner only you can see. Like you're perfectly normal outside of having an imaginary GF.
thats what that 3 days of happiness novel is about
well like the last 1/4 of it
oops i just spoiled it
Thats called having a tulpa.
Sounds nice
Don't ever take your girlfriend to McDonalds for a date, unless you're 12.
Or unless she’s 12
I saw her panties.
Oh dear, now she can't get married. You have to take responsibility now, anon
I want to sex this 10 year old
She's 10 years old you sick frick
True she will spoil soon but still makes me hard
sorry I normally eat after I plap the b***hes and not before the plap
I'm sad and don't have much of an appetite...
yeah. dont you have a younger brother or something?
>i ordered all this food and this c**ts gets single sandwich
you want some of my fries?
She's trying to stay skinny for you, anon.
NO! I DON'T WANT THAT!
*unlike you
sorry, typo
then this date was a mistake and I hope you find luck in all you endeavours
>What’s wrong paedo you’ve barley lurked the >>>/vp/ board
>Are you getting bored of our containment board?
imagine telling dawn she can't have a date
what a fricking butthole
Genuinely the hottest character ever created.
Based
i think canon proportions hilda is hotter, just look at how tiny she is
i will impregnate her
>hilda has a curvier body and larger breasts than flannery
H-Hot
how the frick do dates work
are you just expected as a man to take girls out to eat on your own money?
what if I never go out to eat? what if I'm unemployed and don't like spending money? what if I don't have a car or license?
Yes.
If you're unemployed or don't have a license you're less likely to get a date.
If you don't like spending money, be frugal, know what places are nice, but not stupid expensive. If need be, let her eat, and you get little.
Some girls will want to pay as well, don't expect it though. Don't ask either, she might get offended at you paying, too. That's women
anon I don't even leave my house and interact with other human beings
I hate going out to eat being in public and talking to a waiter gives me severe anxiety
Then you're very unlikely to get a gf.
If you're cool with that, then all the power to you.
When I used to get mcdonalds, I'd order via their app just to avoid talking to people. Most places have take out these days so you can avoid 90% of social interactions.
Then you don't get to take a girl out on a date, chud. You will buy her food and be her driver and buy her gifts or you will be alone.
>what if
you dont have to pretend anon
>are you just expected as a man to take girls out to eat on your own money?
depends on the girl
>what if I never go out to eat? what if I'm unemployed and don't like spending money? what if I don't have a car or license?
learn to cook. Making my own pizza dough has been pretty sweet. Pizza for weeks
>Dawn, we've been over this, I'm too old for you. Now hurry and eat so you can get back to your mom.
Anyone else used to think the yellow clips in her hair were blonde streaks?
nah bro
i thought they were horrific tumors
Give me your hat
I'd have taken the other thing
DAMN!
Those doujins where she knows nothing about sex and then gets molested and fricked by some guy are really hot.
post them
https://exhentai.org/g/675685/0fe13dbee5/
why is that dog crying
Because you touch yourself at night
but thats the best time to do it
theres a way to find it without signing in, but its only for the kool kids
oh no. i will have to live without seeing that porn. how will i survive
full of cum, probably
Just thinking about the hundreds of Pokemon doujins that never got scanned makes me sad
https://exhentai.org/g/2114163/0efca68424/
I need to stop being disappointed when a doujin doesn't end on impregnation.
i prefer the one where the trainer shes hopelessly in love with keeps avoiding her, so she busts in one day and finds his rival railing the shit outta him
dude shes 10, of course she knows what sex is
Wish she were peeing
Bocchi would never be that calm during a date.
Why do women hate me?
Because you hate yourself
I wanna see your feet Dawn
>is this the ped- the ""thread"" *wink* guys?
creepy ass mods letting this shit fly in a daily basis
I wish I was her burger
I once lost a bet and had to eat a ton of mcnuggets. Felt like death was coming for me.
That stuff only has "chicken essence" or something, absolutely no meat whatsoever.
chicken nuggets are unironically the processed waste from the lefovers in the factory after they are done with the main meat, premiun nuggets are just pulverized chicks 🙂
mcdonalds uses whole baby chicks, the machine is pretty cool, it turns a pile of chicks into paste in like half a second. does mean you probably consumed like 40 chicks testicles tho. guess thats a little testosterone technically
for some reason i remembed liking nuggies when i was a kid, but now i just feel them repulsive and without taste, i don't even care if they are made of waste or pulverized chicks, i just don't get how people like them, they taste watery unless you put some ketchup on it.
i think they are fine, as far as "bland chicken nuggets" go. its really just a vessel for whatever sauce you have with it, honestly. unless this was recent and they changed within the last year, i pretty much only eat mcdonalds roughly once a year as it is.
Child tastebuds aside, they unironically used to be better. A lot of food has just gone down in quality to maximize profits.
For me it's pokehags.
How do you get Malva?
We don't even have Shelly
They look like they frick shotas.
she looks like she spends 4 hours in the bathroom every morning
>barley touched
Someone bring his own cereal to the date?
Sick fricks
Hahaha i rembember one time a girl just went to the bathroom and then never came back
>I WANT TO LIVE!
I am going to have sex with your feet
>What’s wrong
You haven't posted Amazon codes for free raid passes in Pokémon GO. It's not like you're using them.
No my schizo meds are kicking in, I’m sorry Hikari-chan, this is the last time we’ll be together
Reminded me of that dawn VN a guy from /vp/ made
Short skirts and high boots gets me so damn hard.
It all began with Frosty The Snowman.
Cute
Why is this thread still alive
Is Ganker running out of jannies
hiroshimoot forgot to buy hot pockets so the jannies don't care
What? Do anime girls scare you big boy?
the jannies are fat crossdressing morons addicted to hentai
you do the math
the jannies are sleepy
Yes
Why is pikachu missing his cheeks.
Better now???
I hate fast food