>"What's wrong, coach?"
>"They're censoring the panty shots in Skullgirls, Brendan"
>"Oh, I didn't know you played fighting games, Coach. Who do you main?"
>"I don't play fighting games, Brendan"
>"Oh. Then why do you care?"
>"Let me teach you about culture wars, Brendan"
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>gee coach, it kind of sounds like you need to stop using the internet so much
Brendan would call it the world wide web
I hope more games get updated like this so these manchildren seethe more until they either die from some aneurysm or they finally kill themselves once they realize coomershit has no place in the modern era and should never have been a thing in the previous ones to begin with.
this. it boggles my mind that coomers think that coomergames have any lasting power. the reason why skullgirls is so fricking dead is because the whole aesthetic is literally just coomercrap, and people get over it in a week and never play again, despite it being pretty good.
remember guys: Cool > Coom. Always.
So how did they make it cooler by appealing to terminally online puriteens
Explain it with your words, moron
its still a coomer game you moronic Black person. you think it went from 100 to 0 from just them censoring upskirts you fricking mouthbreathing cretin? the reputation it has as a coomer game will never leave it.
Wow, complaining about random shit that doesn't matter and strawmanning anyone who doesn't agree, you're really going the distance my man
>the reason why skullgirls is so fricking dead is because
Its a niche fricking fighting game, an already niche genre you stupid c**t
>people don't play it again
Who fricking cares? Why do people need to keep fricking playing a game they've already goddamned bought it
I find their seething very amusing. But then I feel guilty because I'm taking joy in others misery. Even if they are just coombrains
>le censorship is... funny!
Maybe someday you'll develop an honest opinion.
Anon, it's a shitty coomer game for weebs. I don't understand it at all, or the people who play it. So yeah I do find it a bit funny. You would too if our situations were reversed.
gays
Seething Yanderedev
for every game censored this hard there is a game with greater or more anti-censorship backing it. eventually only extremes will exist
>being scared of sexual content
fricking virgins man
>>"Oh. Then why do you care?"
Because censorship is a bad thing, Brendan. I'm going to go frick your mom now.
he's gonna put the pound in Poundstone
kek not false. never met a single person in my life who plays skullgirls
That’s because you have no friends, and people think you’re weird so they don’t talk to you.
NTA. You're probably right. But also, virtually nobody plays Skullgirls
I've been going to locals and majors since 2018 and I have met, like, six or seven super weird dudes who actually play that game
Skullgirls should have stopped being updated but while I get it from a business perspective of wanting to do more with your brand is SKullgirls even making money at this point? Also the original staff are all gone so what are even these sudden censorship changes? Not just the offending stuff but "could be offending" stuff like a cop beating a black guy and it being treated as a bad thing?
Then again why did they make Filia 16 in their heavily sexualized mainstream western game to begin with
Most of the staff still working on SG now are holdovers from LZ, Mike and Ahad were certainly important but they weren't the entire team.
I don't care much for the fact they they bothered scrubbing shit out myself, but please stop making shit up, you morons might be taken a little more seriously if it wasn't abundantly clear that most of you are completely talking out of your asses.
The fricking announcer and art book were Kickstarter goals you absolute fricking homosexual
I deserve my money back
The Skullgirls mobile game is probably part of what's even allowing the season pass to even exist in the first place.
I can't decide whether I like home videos or ricky gervais show greentexts more
Home Videos isn’t funny.
The Ricky Gervais Show is.
Simple.
Kys
You bite your tongue, sir! Bite it!
British homosexuals have never been funny and never will be
>yeah I play Skullgirls Brendan.
>Coach it says you haven't played since 2013
>shut up Brendan.
jej
Im just trying to get a refund so I can spend that money on other bullshit. I havent played in years so why not. I got a refund for killing floor 2 after like 20 hours of playtime
Yeah I just saw someone post that troony's Twitter post on Discord too.
Didn't they already censor the panty shots in skullgirls years ago
>For the love of God kick the god damn ball Lindsay!
>This is why I don't play games anymore, Brendan.
>They make you angry coach?
>No, because they took out the panty shots and that makes me angry, Brendan. Keep up with the conversation.
i liked dr. katz more than home movies
Same but only because the receptionist is cute and reminds me of a latina woman that used to hit on me when I was young.
I really hope Brendon doesn't frick up the Metalocalypse movie.
I don’t understand if they truly cared about the player’s experience why not make it optional to censor instead of being a gay and forcing nazi style censorship
i cant tell how many layers of irony this post is under
>Hey Brendon. Brendon, come here for a second. Have you ever heard of a femboy before?
>No.
>Well lemme tell you. They're overrated. Don't fall for the hype.
>Why?
>Well, just imagine you have a beautiful woman, right? Small, short. Long hair. Brunette. Flat as a board.
>Yes.
>Now imagine if you put a penis on that very woman.
>Where?
>What do you mean "where"?
>Like, on her arm or-
>No, where her vegana would be.
>Disembodied?
>No, like you replaced-okay. Imagine if a man looked exactly how I described.
>Yes.
>Sound appealing?
>Not exactly.
>Alright, good. Keep it that way.
lmao
>Its not gay, brendon
>Its like an apprenticeship- Y'know, like the greeks
>There's nothing wrong with two lonely guys left behind by society helping each other out
>But you can't tell anybody
>Not Jason, and especially not Melissa
>They wouldn't understand, brendon
>You ever see those girls dressed like boats, brendan
>You ever think it'd be funny to dress up like one of them
>The important thing is to start early, Brendan
>Get ahead of the curve
I don't know coach, I mean people are going to know it's me-
>Brendan, you're creating problems that don't exist
>You just wear a mask, Brendan
>Like those surgical ones
>But its got a little cat mouth on it, right
aren't we supposed to be uhhm, giving those masks away...to like hospitals?
>You just need the one Brendon, they're not going to miss it
>You gotta create the illusion that you're the boat girl, right
>The illusion that you're 18
>That's what the mask is for
good shit. yer doing coach justice
I miss Home Movies. When's that coming back, everything does these days.
I'm honestly surprised that Venture Bros and Metalocalypse are getting a movie, considering how fricked over they got previously.
member when as had that bump of them printing letters from metalocalypse fans about restarting the show right into the trash can? that shit was pretty funny
Brendon Small even had a successful crowdfunding to make the final season, so they didn't have to pay a single penny for it, but they still went "nope, frick you".
Imagine being so pissed, for whatever reason, at Brendon that you won't even let him make it for you with his own money and crowdfunding.
I don't know who changed their minds, but I'm glad we're getting a finally and Dethalbum IV
Is it still adult swim behind it?
If that's the case, then it's probably because they lost Rick and Morty as their golden goose.
>Is it still adult swim behind it?
Yes
>it's probably because they lost Rick and Morty as their golden goose
Well it got greenlit back in May 2021 which was shortly before the fifth season of R&M started airing.
Because fans were fricking pissed
They probably would've gotten full seasons if they had held out a year or two until Adult Swim realized that they didn't actually have anything to draw viewers anymore and had to panic order ATHF back out of retirement
Venture Bros is out next month!
Never ever
What the hell is this?
brendon ends up as a clerk in some shitty movie rental store in the cartoon "Clarence"
Specifically he showed up in an episode that was done with improvised dialogue as a tribute to Home Movies.
Coach McGuirk is up there with Carl and George Costanza as one of the all-time great characters.
kino thread
You stole this from twitter
I literally saw the twitter post you stole this from earlier today, why the frick don't you just post a fricking screenshot of the original post at this point
Shot and killed
daily reminder that reddit double space is for homosexuals
also, i am perfectly okay with sexualizing cartoon teens and girls
>daily reminder that reddit double space is for homosexuals
Cringe
>also, i am perfectly okay with sexualizing cartoon teens and girls
Based
Neopuritangay warned you motherfrickers
Oppose censorship in all its forms. I don't understand when this became debatable
>theres an almost 7 hour long cut of mcguirk scenes on yt
Cool. Got a 14 hour 2 part review of the series?
The delightfully ironic part of these threads is that people who keep bringing the "you dont care about this fighting game, you just want to have a culture war!" clearly has never heard of Skullgirls, or they would know it's not a fighting game. It's a game about sexy hot characters breasts jiggling and pantyshots happening with the excuse of them fighting.
In other words, YOU are the homosexual who never heard of this game and is now using it as culture war fuel. Everyone who actually knows Skullgirls is incredibly impressed that a porn game would one day self-censor
I own Skullgirls, I don't have to be a competitive player to not want my product downgraded
The same people preach about the simportance of casual fans but the instant it's about coomer content being removed then "you are not a hardcore player so your opinion doesn't matter"
>but muh filia was 16
just change he to be 18 then, it would took like 10 seconds to rewrite her bio (unlike editing a bunch of frames) and literally avoid all controversies
what show?
Home Movies
I had the game launch day on PS3 and was an IGG backer.
>Coach Bajeena, how can i get people to stop making fun of me
>That's a tough one Camille, you have a girls name, and everyone knows that's hilarious.
>Also, you're kind of weak and look like a girl so that's not doing you any favors
>that's not very nice coach
>it's the truth though, look at me, my name is four veganas, but nobody makes fun of me because i'm tough... also because i have these cool sungalsses
>Where can i get cool sunglasses coach?
>You can't, first of all, you're not cool, secondly their mine and i don't want you copying me
>what can i do to make people stop making fun of me then?
>oh that's easy, Steal a gundam
>What!?
>Yeah Steal a gundam, trust me, there's basically no way that can go wrong.
Hey I saw that tweet too!
Poggies!
Is it true that panty shots are censored in Skullgirls?
Who is it that does the censoring?
Qui?
Hey Wamu if you're here can we get some Laura from Dr. Katz pretty please.
No.
Frick off.
>Brendan. Brendan, come here a sec
>coach?
>listen, I wanna ask you something. Brendan, that dicky thread on Ganker last night. Thst was you wasn't it?
>I dont know what you're talking about coach
>irs okay, had your name all over it. Now listen, you know why I had to ban you right
>yes
>now I dont like to do that you understand
>yeah
>it breaks my heart brendan. I mean, that was good dicky dont get me wrong. Who was that Ariel Winter? Those were good fakes
>oh really good
>but you crossed the line brendan. Now if you'd posted her past 18 it wouldn't be a problem, I may have pretended i didn't see it
>uh I know coach
>you know she good a boob reduction
>what?
>yeah. Chopped them both off, its a tragedy.
>oh
>like watermelons to oranges brendan
>that sucks
>it does brendan, it does. Women make dumb decisions sometimes brendan, you remember that
>sure coach
>and no more dicky
>how much do you get paid coach?
>I get paid in experience Brendon
>Does this thing come up often?
>What do you mean?
>In life
>More than you think it would.
God I miss these type of cartoons back in the day.
>censoring panty shots
Were there any in first place? I though it was just very teasing at best.
>WhY d0 yUO cAER?
Why do you care that I care you Black persondickgobbling bottybandit israelite?
holy frick they actually patched the digital artbook to replace the concept art with censored versions too
this is on a whole new level of scorching the earth
I sometimes hear
>hey brendon
in coach mcguirk's voice in my head for no reason
>don't play fighting games,
Common cause, Black person. Leftards like you should know about it "First they came for X" and all that jazz.