What's your excuse for not owning one?

What's your excuse for not owning one?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already own a PC and have a hacked switch

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want one?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's funny is how quickly the ads on steam changed for this shitty handheld after it became a success.

    At first it was focused entirely on specs, how it looked, etc.
    Fast foward today and not a single image can be found with a white person holding this thing. The front page is just COVERED in Black folk and white women, and asian women with more Black folk.

    You're a fricking homosexual moron if you bought this cuckedass handheld piece of shit.
    KYS fatty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely mindbroken.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      genuinely have a nice day
      you need to get off the internet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what compels a "person" to act this way? Touch grass dude you've been on here too long

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This. I literally won't buy a Steam Deck because it's associated with this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having a penis?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >buy a refurbished steam deck
        >group chat asks me how can i know for sure that someone didn't put their dick on it
        >everyone laughs at me

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do own one. Its on my bedside table downloading both Niers right now. I use it before bed a lot, otherwise I have a 3060ti desktop. Just finished Stellar Blade over the weekend so I'm in the mood for robot ass and Kaine.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm more of a Gendo kind of guy,

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    how often do you shower?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Once a week if I'm feeling charitable to the normalgays at work.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hot

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have it but I'm going to forever be angry I got the shitty old one less than two months before the OLED was stealth dropped, it really burns my ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that was shitty for valve to do

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >group chat
    Huge ick.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick Misato but I don't want a figure of her. I do have a Unit 01 model though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet she has cute armpit stubble when she gets lazy about shaving

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What game is that? And i do own that figure.. and a few others. I dont own a deck however.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got the Ally insead. And glad I did cause the oled shit would have pissed me off.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wasn't a fan of the endlessly downloading shader cache thing. I have slow rural Ohio internet and that was a huge problem.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Own one, playing Wild Guns reloaded on it right now. However I got the old LCD version, really do want OLED but just cant justify buying the deck again just for that, and instead will have to make do till deck 2 comes out.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bought the Claw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm genuinely sorry for you.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn’t play Chip’s Challenge, the Atari Lynx can do that and that console came out in 1989, was the same size, and had a just as long of a battery life!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how well can it emulate PS2 games? what handhelds do so the best?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emulates 0 problems and at high res.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emulates all PS2 games

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a PC.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have sex

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    misato owes me sex

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do and I love it OP. Backlog killer of all kinds of games.

    If you use steam and don't own a SteamDeck you are missing out.

    + Emulation of old consoles

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would you do in this situation?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/FZzGY2O.jpeg

      What's your excuse for not owning one?

      I want to frick Misato but I don't want a figure of her. I do have a Unit 01 model though

      Reserved for BIG KAJI wienerU

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Feed her eggs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      inseminate

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