What's your excuse for not playing Overwatch 2 right now, anon?

What's your excuse for not playing Overwatch 2 right now, anon?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't have Gundams.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a CIA agent paid to actually make this hourly thread?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why CIA?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >B)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm FBI.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ciacuckolds want you to waste your sperm on Overwatch waifus, fact

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop posting great great great daughter of medic

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mercy is related to medic

          not even close, not mad enough

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            nu-germans are just pozzed

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            She is mad enough to have a messiah complex.
            Remember what medic has said: "There is nothing wrong about playing God as long as you are good at it!"

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick I love the cia now?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why CIA?

      I'm FBI.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need some hot dish.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't reward mechanical skill

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's just not true though
      you can get to master rank easily on just mechanical skill even if you're braindead

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Competitive multiplayer games are all shit and not worth playing. I want FUN multiplayer games to come back, not all this tryhard esports bullshit.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't tried Blender

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't care less about hero shooters, MOBA and MMORPG.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a brain

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The roles and hitpoints make it too team based where the game is usually a steamroll on either side if a couple players aren't carrying their weight. It's impossible to carry unless you're Widowmaker getting constant headshots. And when the game is evenly balanced it's a boring stalemate based off which team can coordinate Q presses the best

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I'd do that too if girls dressed like that here.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      me

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gay

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of countless overwatch porn threads OP spams hourly:

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/overwatch%20excuse/type/op/

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Waiting for TF2 crossover

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Triclops
      i preffer good game collabs than that disaster blizzcrap game crossover

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Monday Night Combat
        That shit was fun before devs making a horrible decision to go f2p p2w that costed them the franchise

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this
      if they had any actual brains they would do what Paladins/Hi-Rez did and make it so the TF2 skins give unique voicelines with the actual VAs

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A) I'm playing book of hours.

    B) I've been silenced for 6 days for yelling Black person Black person Black person into the mic and being as toxic as possible.

    My goal is to get banned ASAP by being toxic, not by cheating. That said, if aimbots are possible without being detected, lemme know.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My excuse is that Overwatch 2 isn't any fricking fun any more and I'm still a little pissed about the PvE shit.

    I'd be less pissed if they were giving me that shit for free as a reward for buying the original Overwatch back in the day, but they didn't so I'm not.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      FAT

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        pregnant

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          FAT

          Just backed up and needs to poop really hard

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know a heal bawd or Mei main bawd

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gooning

  18. 10 months ago
    Yukiverse

    I gooned hard as frick today and played Overwatch 2™. It was quite fun.

    I suggest you all do the same.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Musician | Trans | Groovy.
      What did he mean by this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I had an gooner bf

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm here and I'm gooning but none of you frickers want an actual bf, you just want trannies.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hi

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            hi...

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn if I knew it was this easy to get a cute horny bf I'd have tried forever ago

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              post your discord if you're serious pls

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I did! Check the filename! I'd better stay on topic though, this is an Overwatch thread after all.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah okay I really like Overwatch and the character Mercy. Post more of her so we can discuss her characteristics, relating to the game of course

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which of her characteristics are best from a gameplay perspective, and which could be improved?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Medic > Mercy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hi

          hi...

          bawds

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick is this

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How is gooning not illegal?

          >Kidnap own child via company
          >Force it through abusive and traumatic experiences

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The ones being kidnapped aren't just "troubled", they're usually very dangerous as well, and straight up kidnapping is the only way to get that dangerous person away safely.
            >but it's traumatic
            These people usually don't mind traumatizing the people around them, so I'd say it's fair for them to be traumatized.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    met a cute troony in BK this weekend
    took her home and fricked her blind
    woke up and she was playing OW2
    sat her down on my lap and nutted inside her while she got play of the game

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      pics or didn't happen gay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont take pics when i have sex; i'm not an insecure homosexual who needs to show off to his intellectually disabled discord "friends"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want to see your pics of you having sex moron. I wanted a pic of him playing of OW2 so I could shit on his main.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They turned it into FOMO trash.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We've hit 150k mark gents, although review score still floats at 9%

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m at the hospital with my grandpa 🙁

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been there.
      Hope he gets better, anon 🙁

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know what you must do, anon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no air strafing or rocket jumping (pressing spacebar once doesn't count)

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played it when it dropped on steam. It was fun for a few days then got boring. Solid 8-10 hours of fun for free so I guess it's worth it.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played a reasonable amount of the first game and now I sometimes jerk off to the porn. There's literally no reason for me to play the current game

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gameplay loop gets boring as frick after a while
    >toxic community
    >playing with randoms is frustrating
    >weird fetishization over its cartoon characters
    >boring maps
    >2 should just be DLC
    >frick blizzard
    >many much better made/funner games to play instead

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you not taking this to your boss Mr Marketer?

    R e m o v e H i n d e r e d

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped playing overwatch because my healbawd doesn't like having to go on the offensive after the mercy rework so we have been playing other things like FF14

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why aren't you playing the game that had barely any development for 4 years?

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for illari in comp + its kinda just not fun anymore

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BBC

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Blizzard reduce their buttocks size

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every OW girl has wieners with Junker Queen and D.VA being a shemale!

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm straight and white

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Open thread
    >jerk off to the bawds posting OW porn
    >cum
    >leave thread
    >continue to not play OW

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sex with mercy

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What's your excuse for not playing Overwatch 2 right now, anon?
    I just jerk offd.

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have anyone to e-date with while playing
    That and I have like 5 days to get Optimus, frick this Fortnite season was a bit ass.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This whole chapter's been pretty uneventful
      Season 1 was good but it fell apart almost instantly, I hope next season can salvage it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like MEGA or whatever the City is called. The jungle was just boring and mud is fricking lame when you compare it with something like chrome.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think the island in general is just kinda dull, and yeah, a lot of the gimmicks just feel like lesser versions of things they already did
          Grind rails are cool though

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >CIA-mandated ritual porn thread
    Wildly based, let's all spill as many loads as possible for the US government

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have none. Thanks for reminding me OP

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to marry and impregnate Tracer

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's not a fun game. I will go jerk off to widowmaker now though

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my team won't follow my orders

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >failed nofap again

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ggez

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