What's your favorite apocalypse survival game? I'm looking for realistic simulation type games, like fallout and rage.
What's your favorite apocalypse survival game?
What's your favorite apocalypse survival game? I'm looking for realistic simulation type games, like fallout and rage.
>no secondary exit
Nice deathtrap.
Play Underrail.
Don't worry, they will die from carbon monoxide poisoning due to no ventilation before raiders get to the bunker.
>raiders
I really don't understand people who plan to live through an apocalypse but also think that every single interaction for the rest of their lives will need to be done down a barrel of a gun, why even live at that point?
People watch movies and think that's how it'll be from then on. People would be in such a fricking hurry to get things like power and water back on so quickly. The idea that the day we lose power that's going to be it; humans are going to throw their gay little hands in the air and say "NO MORE ELECTRICITY" is hilarious.
>he doesn't know
What happens when your government keeps the electricity and water rationed only among themselves and the elite, police and military guard the utility access points, and the press lie to you every day over radio and public loudspeakers
>everything is under control
>things will return to normal soon
>do not panic
for 100+ days?
Typically you wouldn't hunker down in a bunker and wait to die, and you'd be meeting your competition for what's left in the streets. Whichever party has a gun with ammo in that circumstance wins at life for a day.
>Bosnia
>What happens when your government keeps the electricity and water rationed only among themselves and the elite, police and military guard the utility access points
There's a lot more of me than them and we have more guns. I dare them to try.
>I dare them to try.
They will when you can't have your guns anymore. Watch them disarm you just before another planned major disaster and all you'll be able to do is complain and use what you managed to hide from them against your neighbors to survive.
>There's a lot more of me than them
based schizo
Because the thin veil of society will be peeled back, at least for some time, until people decide to return to society.
It is unknown how long that will take and it is unknown what each individual will need to do to get to that state if they want to.
I will rebuilt Rome
Nigs gonna nog.
Just remember the scenarios where some people were fighting over toilet paper at the grocery stores when covid happen.
Now multiply that for the entire population and make it about something that really matters like food and water.
that sounds grand if you have people you can rely on
Did Agent 42 use aa WA2000?
Yes it’s called the Sieger in the hitman games
they're just trying to justify their gay little small penis compensation purchases
Somehow society did not work until John Electricity and Theodore Plumbing came along in 1892.
People tend to get violent when they are watching their kids starve.
There's a big hole. It's clearly unfinished. I can see right in there.
Apprently just being underground is enough to be safe from nukes. You could build a fallout shelter with a car some sand bags. The most dangerous part is after the explosion and the fallout
You are safe from the nuke but you are not safe from the building collapsing and trapping you inside there you fool.
>that look on the dad
>"so who wants to take a shit first?"
9001 hrs in paint
Frick, someone bit off the corner of the toilet seat. Things are looking dire.....
>get inside your Bombnado shelter to protect yourself from a fierce tornado
>prepare to climb out once things calm down
>trapdoor won't open
>tornado toppled your car on top of it
If it's a tornado then someone will probably find you. Either someone who knows you will say, "Where the frick is anon? We should check his tornado shelter that has a car on top of it," or you might have been smart enough to have radios down there. HAM radio, CB radio, whatever. Hell, your phone would probably work.
What if everyone else died because they don't have bombnado shelters, or are also trapped in theirs
People think it's a shelter, but it's obviously a dungeon. You can clearly see that all three characters are uncomfortable around that guy and they actively use the ladder as a barrier to gain as much distance as possible. You can clearly see on his face that he's up to no good. He knows he is in control and the woman's position can be considered a rather guarded way of sitting - leaning in close to cover the kids fast.
Not enough sound proofing to be a rape dungeon.
>patent for a box underground pending
>"NO! THIS IS MY SPECIFIC DESIGN OF A METAL BOX UNDERGROUND! YOU CAN'T BUILD IT!"
>gun out of arms reach
rookie mistake
The gun is there so they can shoot themselves when the only exit gets blocked
We have one of these, incase of tornados. It wouldn't survive a bomb though. Those type of bunkers cost millions.
They would you just have to dig deeper and more greedily
>blocks your only exit
Nothing personal senpai.
>husband, wife and two kids
>bed that can barely hold one person and one couch that’s the same size
???
let me guess you need more?
if youre already excavating why not make it bigger to actually accommodate your family
The measurements say it's 8x10, which isn't huge, but is bigger than that drawing suggests, I think. The people and things in it are drawn too big.
It's a torando shelter you aren't supposed to frickin live in there dumb ass.
It's clearly says it's a bombnado shelter, how long do you think you'll be down there before the bombnado fallout clears up and the surface is habitable again huh?
Is a bombnado a bomb that makes tornadoes, or a tornado made of bombs?
Have you seen Sharknado? It's like that but with bombs
You can see behind the three there's a bed that's leaned against the wall, the couch with the man is two beds put together to sit down.
That's why you have the gun, to shoot it open
where is the exit?
What do you use to power the lighting and my Steam Deck?
Where air vent
Next to the smoke exit pipe.
>Welcome gun for anyone who breaks in
>breaks into fallout shelter
>holds family up at gunpoint
>takes massive shit in toilet
>leaves
>feces appreciators when someone drops a dump
>I'm looking for realistic simulation type games, like fallout
>Like fallout
>realistic simulation
I dont think you have played any fallout game, anyways my recomendation is to play Fallout DUST, unironically one of the most inmersive survival "games"
Its a mod for fallout new vegas but its practically a new game since it completly changes the world, part of what makes DUST better than most survival games is the fact that it has an actual endgame with endings, most survival games become boring once you reach a certain point and they usually dont have a final goal, in DUST you have a reson to stockpile on ammo and guns since you will use them during the endings
What do?
Breathe harder
Poke him with my rifle till he kindly goes away.
Why are you shitting in my bunker?
how do you know its shit?
You haven't survived it yet.
>toilet with a shitty shower curtain
Imagine the smell
>bombnado happens
>something heavy blocks the trapdoor
what do?
You wait for another bombnado to remove it.
>pull out cell phone
>if signal, dial 911 and tell them you're trapped in your storm shelter and give them its precise location
>if no signal, pull out emergency CB radio and send out SOS
No problem.
>every survivor waited out the bombnado in their bombnado shelter
>every survivor runs into the same issue
>radio for help
>autistic boomers are listening to gatekeeper their hobby
>find out you have no license
>rat you out to FTC to be fined
This is a more likely scenario
Unironically why do these boomers take that licensing shit so seriously? I was once on a board about ham radios just out of curiosity and like every 3rd fricking post was about how someone didn't follow the gorillion rules they have and the government should throw them in jail for a million years.
Boomers with nothing better to do than gatekeep their hobby. I have a radio, but I didn’t spend much time with it and it collects dust because of how anal the boomer user base is
>ugh videogames are trash now, we need to gatekeep
>wtf boomers, stop preventing me from spouting memes and shitting up your hobby
It's not about spouting memes you moron, it's about being such bootlickers that they'll report each other for saying bad words over the fricking radio or not having a license. It's a hobby that will die when they do anyway.
Sounds like you're just made you got gatekept
I'm not even in the US. I just thought the autism was completely off the charts. Who in their right mind would possibly ever want to go through all the trouble of getting licensed and being careful to follow the 5000 rules just to talk to ancient boomers about nothing?
sounds like they like the hobby the way it is. even if they are being massive homosexuals I've gotta respect that a little.
What's the point of ham radios if you can't even say no-no words
Radios are cool
The morons thar use them aren't
You just know he's raping them all.
that was my first thought imagine sitting there for a prolonged period of time waiting for the fallout to dissipate. the mental drain would set in and you would get bored eventually so you would take out your stress on your daughter by having sex with her also destress her just imagine 6 months of prolonged dungeon sex rotating between your wife and little daughter to pass the time.
>not letting your son join in and seeing who impregnates who first
fair
Nah, they'd eat him first.
Seek help
Can't. We're trapped in the rape dungeon after the exit got blocked.
You can clearly tell he prefers to watch them go at it with each other.
>rubble falls on the door
>you're now trapped
>rubble
It's just plywood, the entire house probably weighs less than 100 pounds.
>having to smell and your mom and sister shit practically right in front of you.
OH THE HORROR 😉
>a gun so you can off yourself when you inevitably get trapped
You guys obviously don't understand.
The shelter is just meant for LARPing, and not for actual using.
Amerifats love to think they will have a chance to use these shelters, that tells you a lot.
Those fat fricks would rather just hide and wait for the world to end than trying their best to stop it from happening.
How do you stop a tornado from happening?
Plant more trees, you moron.
Did you ever saw tornados happening in Amazon forests?
this. make more forest cover to slow down he heating of the ground
What do you think these giant fans are for? You'd think people who live in a tornado prone country wouldn't be so against them
>tornado comes
>those fans start spinning ridiculously fast
>unlimited energy
they do and they explode in heavy winds they are a fricking scam that israelites want the goverment to pay for so that the berg running the green company can keep making them.
this the diagram looks like its in the garage next to something that can be flipped onto (car) so its fricking pointless to have unless you have a cartal style tunnel that leads from the bunker to the outside
aren't turbines actually just as bad for the environment as fossil fuels? like they never actually pay off energy wise because of the amount of energy required to build them, and then the average amount of maintenance they need
solar has issues with the "rare" materials needed but it at least wins out on energy
nuclear is also some sci fi shit if u try to describe it to people but its the only realistic option
It's worth it to be able to blow tornados away from your home
Nuclear is scary because people don't realize it's just a big steam engine with uranium being used to boil water to push a turbine.
I mean yeah ur boiling water but what ur using to boil it can go out of control, but its always been due to gross mismanagement and lack of actual safety standards while letting the reactions run wild
if you describe nuclear in another way it legitimately sounds like sci fi tho
if you shoot a tiny little particle of any kind, but ideally of the same material at a handful of these materials that have an aura that kills you then they put out more power than goes into them and you get massive amounts of energy from doing this but end up with a small amount of waste product that needs to be carefully handled so you can either reuse it or seal it for a long period of time before its safe
thats some real sci fi shit there, but thats nuclear fission and how u generate power from it
Where do you even put the waste. I can see countries like India just pouring it into a river or something
Currently we barrel it and dump it into abandoned mine shafts because, frick it, its a mile beneath the earth its not gonna be any real problem
When we get thorium and fusion reactors we're going to be able to repurpose it as fuel and make it safe out the other end
Modern reactors put out a ridiculously small amount of waste. A single room in the plant itself can be used to safely store the waste for the lifetime of the plant.
Nuclear is scary because people don't realize how terribly designed and managed a reactor has to be for it to melt down
yeah aren't reactors designed so that if something goes wrong the fission reaction will fizzle out and lose power rather than cause a chain reaction
and that both meltdowns were also nothing to do with nuclear issues but other design issues
like chernobly had a wonky reactor and it fricking exploded into a fireball and scattered the material all around it, it wasn't actually anything nuclear or a chain reaction or anything just a regular pressure issue from the steam
Pretty much. Fukushima was built on the coast near a fault line and wasn't built with proper tsunami protection in order to cut costs
I dont know man. I just don't trust a corporation or government to decommision a 50 year old plant.
You can trust me. I watched chernobyl.
oh it's actually okay. Green energy means transferring the pollution over to lesser countries where it's produced, like china.
>solar has issues with the "rare" materials needed but it at least wins out on energy
No, solar's issue is that refining those materials is dirtier than coal / causes cancer.
Thats specific to small-medium scale photovoltaics whereas solar thermal is perfectly fine, right?
You shoot it till it fricks off, like with everything else. If the bullets aren't working increase the caliber until they do.
Guns are immune to tornados
they are not immune to bombs tough.
Nuke it
Spin the opposite direction
>average delusional eurocuck is on Ganker crying about americans instead of trying to stop nuclear armageddon
it was the big black rifle that made the third worlder seethe
Rent free. Verification not required
>The shelter is just meant for LARPing, and not for actual using.
Definitely yeah, it has such obvious design flaws. I guess there's a market for this stuff since those prepper shows were popular a few years back
If you were treating the subject matter seriously you wouldn't go for "BombNado disaster shelters", this is more akin to buying tacticool zombie survival weapons
CDDA.
>realistic
Yes
Dad seems like the kinda guy who'd be taking a shit with the curtain open in that same pose while keeping full eye contact with the family
>not having a comfy underground house with garden where you can hold a BBQ as the apocalypse rages
Apocalypse? I just wanna grill for God's sake!
God I want to build an underground bunker home so badly
Too bad we're barely above sea level.
And i'm poor
That's so cool. I want one even without an apocalypse to worry about.
>Rush to your sealed off underground bomb shelter
>fire up the grill
>have a nice day and everyone else in the impromptu gas chamber
>BUT MUH BLOCKED EXIT!!
Hydraulics lifting 2 tonnes.
>2.1 tonnes object blocks exit
OH NO NO NO
The average SUV pictured weighs at least 3.
What do they EAT?????
I don't know how one bed is suitable for a family of 4 and what are you supposed to do when that little septic tank gets full? That wouldn't last a day
this is an air raid shelter, not a fallout shelter you subnormal brownoid.
>air raids your home
What now?
How did the US air force predict OP?
If your house gets hit that's the only bed and toilet you've got. If your house didn't get hit then you never needed the shelter
>what are you supposed to do when that little septic tank gets full
how can you say you love your daughter if you won't eat her poop?
me on the left
dickypocalypse
Oh god that images makes me feel so uncomfortable. Imagine being there, sitting with everyone for days on end to must have been hell being on the titan sub
Didn't the Titan sub implode on day 1, killing everyone instantly?
What a homosexual.
the sub suddenly imploded 2.5 hours into the descent at the same time they lost communications
after the copium air supply timer ran out they revealed they actually heard it happen
>have to climb ladder to get to gun
wtf why wouldnt you put it near you when you sleep or under the trapdoor you have?
>But muh chitlens!!
I don't get it either, they can't escape your notice in such a tiny room.
Ambitious of him to bring a woman, e-girl, and a shota to such a low-capacity rape dungeon.
>go ahead, shit
who verifies these things actually do what theyre marketed to?
its not like youre gonna be able to sue anybody if they dont, plus on top of that every modern civilization to ever exist has had a doomsday myth and the world hasnt ended yet. whats the point of getting one of these if youre almost certainly not going to use it?
Tornadoes still exists anon.
Nuclear war was a real threat during the cold war. A lot of Americans haven't let go of their fears from that time
And it's not like Putin doesn't keep threatening to nuke everyone regardless. As if anyone wants Russian land.
>we don't want your land
>steal their land to create ukraine
That was what, a hundred years ago? Living people don't want Russian land
ukraine was created in the 90s
Yeah and Canada was created in the 80s.
I'm from New Zealand. You have no idea how hard it is being from a country that doesn't exist
to deny that ukraine wasn't ran by the soviet union up until it's fall is dishonest
I don't know if you're aware of this but the Soviet Union collapsed
He's not going to do it. People love making empty threats over those they perceive as weaker
>over those they perceive as weaker
lol
More like a cornered rat who can't even take over a tiny neighbor, but I'm sure he'll do fine against the country with the world's strongest military.
Nothing wrong with the land. It's all the russians. If he wants to give the neolib cabal an excuse to fix that issue that's his business.
>patent pending
>cant beat 1940s design with old as tech
id like to get a bunker but i live close to norad so my ass is going to be one of those guys you tards are gonna be calling "the lucky ones who died in the flash" and i swear to god i will haunt and ruin your life as much as i can if you say corny shit like that in the wasteland
Where do they shit?
the sink is right there anon
They don't shit, since you need to eat in order to shit and they clearly have no food storage. Not that they'd need any if all they're waiting out is a casual nuclear holocaust.
>they clearly have no food storage
Bad bait, try again
>one of my old coworkers starts telling me stories of the cold war
>his dad built a bomb shelter and stocked it with guns ammo food water and even radiation suits for the family
>years go by nothing happens hes helping do repairs so it doesnt collaspe
>"hey dad i just realized something.. where were we suppose to take a shit?"
>his dad looks at him
>"...man im glad the reds didnt nuke us"
i think it was a common thing to forget
>be in the 50's
>apocalypse happens
>have to readjust morning routine
>shower with the sink water, and then shit in the sink in front of wife and kids
>put on perfectly pressed and iron suit and tie
>sit
>pod is LE GOOD when i use it to larp
>2 feet platform supported by 2 whole buckets or paint
>no separate housing for toiletries/food storage/brig
>no saddam hussein
Shit shelter, 0/10 wouldn't bang. Also why an assault rifle, what are you gonna do shot at the 'nado?
Quality shitpost.
>no saddam hussein
quality post, came itt to say the same
What do they eat?
Who did it better
If I saw a madcatz controller you couldn't pay ME to get on that sub.
How was anyone dumb enough to trust this thing with their life? It looks inferior to a garage engineering project.
holy shit the joysticks were 3D printed LOL that's fricking hilarious
Fricking stupid, when the bombs start dropping I'm gonna sit on my porch and crack open an ice cold bear.
Why is the logo printed on the outside if no one is going to see it?
for when your tomb is excavated in 1000 years, the archaeologists will know to invest in their company. They're playing the long game.
The bunker in MITM was great.
Allright everyone, I'm gonna take a shit, now watch.
Even if it's the apocalypse, at least try to build a bigger shelter with some privacy.
If you're not going to invest in an entire underground house, you might as well go for a combination Coffin & Instant Execution Device to get it over with.
someone might come and look for you after an earthquake.
Who the frick is going to come look for you in a nuclear frickocaust?
>Who the frick is going to come look for you in a nuclear frickocaust?
Mutants seeking your untainted bone marrow. If you're clever you'll then convince them to use you as breeding stock and only harvest your children.
This shit might stop you getting crushed but boy does it look like a 4.0 unnecessary smothering waiting to happen. I wouldn't call myself claustrophobic but the one inkling I have in that direction is anxiety about being bound up in twisted cloth and smothered or just terribly uncomfortable.
Just sleep under a fricking power rack or something if you're worried about an earthquake.
It's some boomers stupid patent. A decent one would be that but with 5 different rooms and a larger one so a group could congregate together. And a second exit.
Sorry yall but Saddam Hussein had the best bunker of ALL TIME
Shit can happen, it's good to be prepared.
t. Not American.
I like RimWorld, it's not realistic but it's nice. It's an okay tornado shelter if there isnt any flood
Amateur
>bitches dont know about my additional pylons
Imagine calling other people crazy or schizophrenic while posting insane troony wojak shit. Zero fricking self awareness.
Oyakodon
>tree falls on the hatch
well, we live here now
was it ever patented?
what if something falls on the hatch?
>kids, block your nose, daddy's got the runs from too much MREs again
I liked the Metro series
How is the new CDDA update? Hven't played in more than a year and I am looking back for some scifi/magic/mad max autism again
Where's the edit of him doggystyling the girl on the couch while the mom rides the boy on the bed?
reminds me of the rape hole from that movie Lovely Bones