The kind of anon that discovered medallion-infused Ashnard and the kind of anon that thinks Engage is good are two very different creatures.
The former is like Adolf Hitler's personal guard and the latter is like a fluffer for Natalie Mars.
>summons the final bosses of previous games to fight you >except not really because we obviously can't spoil the games so you won't buy them just use your imagination and pretend these generic mooks are actually them :*~~*~~*~~)
not really because we obviously can't spoil the games so you won't buy them just use your imagination and pretend these generic mooks are actually them :*~~*~~*~~)
the frick are you talking about? Sigurd doesn't shut up about having to watch Arvis frick his wife. They didn't put the final bosses in because they were too lazy to model them, not because they were afraid of spoiling anything.
>Generic muh strength villain >Guy who actually gives zero fricks and just wants to frick off to find the only being he cared about
Bottom is way better.
Pegabawd frailty is part of their charm for me. They feel like my cute daughterwife who I have to take extra care of to make sure she doesn't get herself into more trouble than she can handle despite her ability to move ahead of the group if she really wanted.
Gladiators are prisoners first and foremost.
Mercs are just freelancers.
It's why their promo is called Hero, they've gained so much fame and are so powerful and well-known that their involvement in a skirmish, war, conflict, can turn the tides of battle. A heroic feat.
Can you imagine being Corn and just sitting in bed as either one of these fine vixens come in in the morning to serve you breakfast and while they’re preparing the tray on the dresser you just pull the sheets off to reveal your throbbing erection, having them pause before understanding what they must do and turning towards you, trying to maintain their dignified composure, before servicing you until climax? The fact they’re both essentially enslaved princesses is just the cherry on top
Felicia would probably fall on your dick and give you a penis fracture but Flora would be a pro even of it was her first time. That said Felicia would be more fun and a better cuddler while Flora would start putting on her stockings the moment she was done
If that were the case, then I don't think the Ice Tribe would've survived past one generation (unless the males there have ice-resistant wieners) — Fates' worldbuilding is all over the place. It's shown in Flora's S-support with Corrin that the air gets frigid and unbearably cold when Flora's basking in joy, but it'd be strange if that was always the case, as why is it not referenced in any of Felicia's S-supports?
You think Felicia has a nice butt? Or does she have one of those sad looking concave Japanese butts? I’d image she has a cute bubble butt you can get a nice handful of.
bros
when does engage get good? the gameplay is okay but too cheesy, and the story and characters are pure dogshit so far
is every character a retainer or something
Only the beginning is good, the middle part is piss easy since they took away your rings and endgame is just Micaiah warping. Final map is pretty good.
Knight and generals, ever since the GBA gave them the coolest sprites and animations i've always had a soft spot for them.
And lances but axes are a close second.
>Class
Halberdier has always been cool and I still think it is. >Weapon Type
Spears obviously, but also Dark Magic. I always like the implication that "Dark Magic" is just another type of magic instead of being strictly evil.
>I always like the implication that "Dark Magic" is just another type of magic instead of being strictly evil. >literally drains the life out of people >the cause of all curses >the source of summoning undead >used exclusively by those forcibly bound in to servitude to the decaying shell of an insane dragon >not evil
Yeah, well uh...I was thinking about the GBA games. In those it's just autists who read too many books who get into it.
Hell, that's the entire plot with Lyon in Sacred Stones is that he wants to be a good guy Dark Mage (who ends up losing his fricking mind but that's neither here nor there).
I guess the GBA games were going more for a "this shit is crazy as frick and if you're not an unflappable, perfectly rational individual you can say your mind goodbye"
Canas is basically playing with fire, but he's lived with someone who's done so for far longer than him and knows how to do it without burning himself
Just look at Bramimond, man became the strongest dark magic user in existence and now he has they/them pronouns in his bio
>You know Canae had like 4 brothers who all became vegetables
Skill issue >>dies to a snowstorm >a team of mages all had to spam Fimbulvetr on him and his wife to stop him from spawning more based Dark Mages
Happens to the best of us. They don't make hit squads like they used to.
I'm playing FE6 for the first time after sacred stones and lance just died on me with a knight's crest at chapter 9, is it even worth building up another cavalier at this point?
Man
Why are Awakening/Fates peasants so attractive?
Even the literal pothead farmers are all conventionally handsome
How does the nobility get anything done?
Fates generics are still the best, i would S rank the witch, maid and sky knight if i could.
i really wish capture stayed..
Man
Why are Awakening/Fates peasants so attractive?
Even the literal pothead farmers are all conventionally handsome
How does the nobility get anything done?
>How does the nobility get anything done?
by being even more breedable themselves
>favorite class
Can't decide between Ballistician, Halberdier, and good ol' General. But given only General available in all games, I'll go with it. >weapon type
Tome, light if available. I love casting spells. If any of the above classes could use magic I'd come buckets. Lances are a close second.
No, b*sara doesn't count.
Soldier/halberdier for me, there is something appealing about being perfectly average at everything, even better when the averages are actually good enough to kill everything
Assassin
Dreadfighter
Swordmaster
Druid
I like Swords especially Killing Edge(fe7 design is best) for tomes I like Dark tomes like Apocalypse but Aureola
Three Houses natural bows users outside the lord are kinda shit but bows themselves are fine because arts give them ways to make any bow act like a brave one.
Bow knight Gerik is one of the best player phase units in the entire game. The problem? The game is so easy that it becomes an enemy phase game where you slap a 1-2 range weapon on a unit, throw him out into the enemy's grill, and watch him kill everyone.
>like axes >axe locked classes are shit in like 70% of the games
Not to mention that homosexual kaga making anyone that's not orsin/halvan completely unusable in fe5
Frick you kaga
I'll always use a berzerker if possible.
>Not to mention that homosexual kaga making anyone that's not orsin/halvan completely unusable in fe5
Huh? FE5 has a fair amount of fantastic Axe units. Osian, Dagdar, Ralph, Xavier, and Galzus. Halvan is usable but not really that great.
The three weapon types that got screwed in Thracia are Fire Magic (nobody has a good Fire Rank at base), Bows (the only good Bow user is Xavier), and Lances (the only people who can use them indoors are Dalsin, who sucks ass, and Xavier, who has E Rank)
every fire emblem game I refuse to use mounted units because they're overpowered or archers because they suck (both are boring) so instead its a lot of sword/axe units, armors and mages
horse archer/nomads
ass
i don't want to play with fire emblem anymore
but the bottom boss fight was actually fun, engage has the best boss fights in the series
>Engage
>Spam super special move and dance
>Enemy revives
>Repeat
Oh yeah, really great boss fights.
compared to the rest of the series it is better, 99% of fe bosses just sit on their throne waiting to die
>Fun
that fight was ass.
Engage has the worst story and characters in the series. It makes Fates look decent.
No way in hell. Fates is still worse.
Cope
But Ashnard was a massive w9rthless homosexual tho?
Sombron at least looks cool
Spoken like true EASY-MODE enthusiasts.
The kind of anon that discovered medallion-infused Ashnard and the kind of anon that thinks Engage is good are two very different creatures.
The former is like Adolf Hitler's personal guard and the latter is like a fluffer for Natalie Mars.
Every time.
>muh tellius or muh gaiden remake
It's a good thing you gays are a vocal minority.
the jugdralgays are even worse
>Once I leave, I will forget you. Even if we met again, I would not recall your face
Honestly, based.
>summons the final bosses of previous games to fight you
>except not really because we obviously can't spoil the games so you won't buy them just use your imagination and pretend these generic mooks are actually them :*~~*~~*~~)
Engage is a joke
not really because we obviously can't spoil the games so you won't buy them just use your imagination and pretend these generic mooks are actually them :*~~*~~*~~)
the frick are you talking about? Sigurd doesn't shut up about having to watch Arvis frick his wife. They didn't put the final bosses in because they were too lazy to model them, not because they were afraid of spoiling anything.
>Generic muh strength villain
>Guy who actually gives zero fricks and just wants to frick off to find the only being he cared about
Bottom is way better.
Ashnard was fricking garbage.
homie who gives a frick, I use a unit depending on if they look cool or hot
Pegasus Knights and Lances, easily.
Their mobility and constant double hitting is something I find wonderful.
Mine Black. I shouldn't love pegaponies as much as I do
For me, it's cavaliers. I like the extra bulk they have to be allowed to rush ahead and survive.
Pegabawd frailty is part of their charm for me. They feel like my cute daughterwife who I have to take extra care of to make sure she doesn't get herself into more trouble than she can handle despite her ability to move ahead of the group if she really wanted.
>Class
Ballisticians
>Weapon
Tomes
kete or bust
that art looks traced
UHH WTF WHY IS TRACING ALLOWED?
Wolf knight (Sword) is my new favorite
Light Magic
Pegabawd
Anima
I prefer her RD design where her hair is slightly longer
dancer
dragon breath
I really like Pirate/Axes, and especially love titles that let them fricking wade through water to go slap people's shit.
Either Witch or Paladin.
Sword.
Witches are cute.
That’s a mentally moronic millennia old dragon in the body of a lithe and nubile adult woman, anon…
Out of ten!
Hero and magic
I like Myrms
Also why are mercenaries still called that and not idk gladiators or smth? Several of them are not mercenaries.
Gladiators are prisoners first and foremost.
Mercs are just freelancers.
It's why their promo is called Hero, they've gained so much fame and are so powerful and well-known that their involvement in a skirmish, war, conflict, can turn the tides of battle. A heroic feat.
Myrmidon/Swordmaster and Theif/Assassin.
Former cause they look cool, the latter because of the crits.
Also Shez cause she has TWO swords.
I think kunai are pretty cool and my favorite class is the Nomadic Trooper/Ranger.
there's something about ds/3ds-era 3D and the way it looks that really appeals to me
I'll agree with the 3DS ones, especially since they get better looking with each one, but Shadow Dragon and the FE3 remake look ugly as sin
Its weird how they got Masamune Shirow of Ghost In The Shell fame to work on art of the game, then didnt use it
Decisions by committee are a hell of a drug.
these
Can you imagine being Corn and just sitting in bed as either one of these fine vixens come in in the morning to serve you breakfast and while they’re preparing the tray on the dresser you just pull the sheets off to reveal your throbbing erection, having them pause before understanding what they must do and turning towards you, trying to maintain their dignified composure, before servicing you until climax? The fact they’re both essentially enslaved princesses is just the cherry on top
>Jakob just stands in the corner, staring blankly
>"..."
I’m sure he’d be jealous of them more than anything else.
I don't think sex with those 2 would be nice, I'd be like sticking your dick in a bag of ice
Felicia would probably fall on your dick and give you a penis fracture but Flora would be a pro even of it was her first time. That said Felicia would be more fun and a better cuddler while Flora would start putting on her stockings the moment she was done
If that were the case, then I don't think the Ice Tribe would've survived past one generation (unless the males there have ice-resistant wieners) — Fates' worldbuilding is all over the place. It's shown in Flora's S-support with Corrin that the air gets frigid and unbearably cold when Flora's basking in joy, but it'd be strange if that was always the case, as why is it not referenced in any of Felicia's S-supports?
You think Felicia has a nice butt? Or does she have one of those sad looking concave Japanese butts? I’d image she has a cute bubble butt you can get a nice handful of.
Maids and Butlers
They should get autistic with magic again, I want dedicated wind and fire and thunder mages.
bros
when does engage get good? the gameplay is okay but too cheesy, and the story and characters are pure dogshit so far
is every character a retainer or something
Only the beginning is good, the middle part is piss easy since they took away your rings and endgame is just Micaiah warping. Final map is pretty good.
Knight and generals, ever since the GBA gave them the coolest sprites and animations i've always had a soft spot for them.
And lances but axes are a close second.
Berserkers and axes.
>Class
Halberdier has always been cool and I still think it is.
>Weapon Type
Spears obviously, but also Dark Magic. I always like the implication that "Dark Magic" is just another type of magic instead of being strictly evil.
>I always like the implication that "Dark Magic" is just another type of magic instead of being strictly evil.
>literally drains the life out of people
>the cause of all curses
>the source of summoning undead
>used exclusively by those forcibly bound in to servitude to the decaying shell of an insane dragon
>not evil
Yeah, well uh...I was thinking about the GBA games. In those it's just autists who read too many books who get into it.
Hell, that's the entire plot with Lyon in Sacred Stones is that he wants to be a good guy Dark Mage (who ends up losing his fricking mind but that's neither here nor there).
I guess the GBA games were going more for a "this shit is crazy as frick and if you're not an unflappable, perfectly rational individual you can say your mind goodbye"
Canas is basically playing with fire, but he's lived with someone who's done so for far longer than him and knows how to do it without burning himself
Just look at Bramimond, man became the strongest dark magic user in existence and now he has they/them pronouns in his bio
You know Canae had like 4 brothers who all became vegetables using dark magic right? Also:
>dies to a snowstorm
Damn, Niime is a bawd
Also
>You know Canae had like 4 brothers who all became vegetables
Skill issue
>>dies to a snowstorm
>a team of mages all had to spam Fimbulvetr on him and his wife to stop him from spawning more based Dark Mages
Happens to the best of us. They don't make hit squads like they used to.
>Only son is an anima mage
Why do you think he left him with his mom while he and his wife fricked off?
He was trained wrong as a joke
That's why he's disowned from the frailly
I'm playing FE6 for the first time after sacred stones and lance just died on me with a knight's crest at chapter 9, is it even worth building up another cavalier at this point?
Just use Zelot
Allen is great assuming you're using him too, and later on there's a prepromote cav who's one of the best units in the game
When the FRICK are they bringing back capture?
I miss my funny little generics
Man
Why are Awakening/Fates peasants so attractive?
Even the literal pothead farmers are all conventionally handsome
How does the nobility get anything done?
>this is your average peasant living in a bumfrick nowhere town
>So cute you charm royalty
Based generic villager girls
Fates generics are still the best, i would S rank the witch, maid and sky knight if i could.
i really wish capture stayed..
>How does the nobility get anything done?
by being even more breedable themselves
Heroes.
Lances.
I like wyvern girls with lances, but mage knights are cool too
i love the gba axe animations
look at the little guy go haha
like arthur from ghosts n goblins
>favorite class
Can't decide between Ballistician, Halberdier, and good ol' General. But given only General available in all games, I'll go with it.
>weapon type
Tome, light if available. I love casting spells. If any of the above classes could use magic I'd come buckets. Lances are a close second.
No, b*sara doesn't count.
Soldier/halberdier for me, there is something appealing about being perfectly average at everything, even better when the averages are actually good enough to kill everything
Fave class:
>Druids
weapon type
>staves
Pegasus Knight
Lances
>class
Hero
>weapon type
Swords
Wyvern rider/lances
Honorable mention to all beast shifters. Too bad they are gone.
>village girls are better than nobility
Many such cases!
Necromancer (Summoner)
frick IS for not letting me spawn skelly boys in newer games
Assassin
Dreadfighter
Swordmaster
Druid
I like Swords especially Killing Edge(fe7 design is best) for tomes I like Dark tomes like Apocalypse but Aureola
*but aureola is cool af for light/holy magic
I'm not the only one who keeps reading aureola as areola right?
>class
Knight/General
>Weapon type
probably Magic
I like bow users but they were kind of shit in FE6 7 8. Are bows cool in three houses?
Three Houses natural bows users outside the lord are kinda shit but bows themselves are fine because arts give them ways to make any bow act like a brave one.
Ashe is bad, Ignatz is consistent which only matters in Maddening, and Bernie is busted
Bow knight Gerik is one of the best player phase units in the entire game. The problem? The game is so easy that it becomes an enemy phase game where you slap a 1-2 range weapon on a unit, throw him out into the enemy's grill, and watch him kill everyone.
Also hand axes are broken as frick in 7-9
>Are bows cool in three houses?
Might be the best they've ever been. It's between that and Echoes.
>like axes
>axe locked classes are shit in like 70% of the games
Not to mention that homosexual kaga making anyone that's not orsin/halvan completely unusable in fe5
Frick you kaga
I'll always use a berzerker if possible.
>Not to mention that homosexual kaga making anyone that's not orsin/halvan completely unusable in fe5
Huh? FE5 has a fair amount of fantastic Axe units. Osian, Dagdar, Ralph, Xavier, and Galzus. Halvan is usable but not really that great.
The three weapon types that got screwed in Thracia are Fire Magic (nobody has a good Fire Rank at base), Bows (the only good Bow user is Xavier), and Lances (the only people who can use them indoors are Dalsin, who sucks ass, and Xavier, who has E Rank)
>Class
Sage. Magic is cool, their outfits are (usually) cool, and the series has a ton of awesome Sages in it (Ced, Asbel, Pent, Soren, etc.)
>Weapon Type
I don't care about looks, only functionality, so Staves. In terms of actual weapons, Axes and Knives are fantastic in most games.
If I don't mind persona 5 will I like Fire Emblem?
If you liked the school sim part you will like 3H
Why does alear have an offspring with veyle even though I didn't give her the pact ring
Myrms
Swords
I wish FEH damaged art was about this level of lewd.
>class
Any mounted bow class
>weapon
long bow
Dark Mage > Sorcerer and Tome.
Myrmidons and dragonstones
every fire emblem game I refuse to use mounted units because they're overpowered or archers because they suck (both are boring) so instead its a lot of sword/axe units, armors and mages