What's your opinion of Nintendo Switch Online?

What's your opinion of Nintendo Switch Online?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    tax for people who dont know how to set up an emulator which I find based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like $20 a year for online play, free virtual console and other stuff. You're literally too poor for games if you even spend 10 seconds debating this decision

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can even afford your own bag of shit? what are you, poor?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >$20 a year
        >free virtual console
        You don't get to pick and choose what is free if you're paying for it hombre

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope I'm paying for online, which I'd well priced compared to other consoles. Anything else is extra.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm paying for online
            Wut

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you have to pay to access something it isn't free

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's missing tons of games compared to VC or emulation, I'd rather buy a modded Vita for emulation

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lose 20$
        >access to games old man id rather watch a yt video about instead of having to play it
        >p2p smash
        smash is a party game. imagine playing it alone online

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >id rather watch a yt video about instead of having to play it
          Zoomers were a mistake

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >rather watch a yt video about instead of having to play it
          Why companies care about backwards compatibility again if all those homosexuals don't even care about those games?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    pretty good, wish the N64 emulation was better for Sin & Punishment and F-Zero X.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd willing pay for the service if A...
    >online play wasn't tied to it
    and B...
    >acted supplementary to Virtual Console where all the games on the service could be downloaded from the eshop

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for locking all my previously bought VC games behind a sub.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I paid for it for 2 months when smash came out then never bought another online multiplayer game again because I cant be bothered to pay for online when I use it once every 4 months. then because I didn't use online anyway I hacked my switch then never bought another switch game again.

    If they didn't try to frick me by charging to use my own internet they would have earnt more money from me.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's shit. I have to pay $20 per year just so my kid can play online and the only benefit is some virtual console my kid doesn't give a shit about.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Base one is a good deal for what it is. The expansion pack seems like a waste of money

  8. 3 months ago
    Boco

    I fricking love it. Just for how big the library is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leave it to the worthless-ass tripgay to go to bat for NSO

      • 3 months ago
        Boco

        What can I say, its fun. I can jump from Ninja Gaiden to Donkey Kong Country to Ristar to Majora's Mask anytime I want, and its all portable.

        Needs way more Game Boy games though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I can jump from Ninja Gaiden to Donkey Kong Country to Ristar to Majora's Mask anytime I want
          You could do that on the Wii in shorter time and for a one-time cost of $39. NSO is a clear downgrade from what the Wii/Wii U/3DS had.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, $29

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What can I say, its fun. I can jump from Ninja Gaiden to Donkey Kong Country to Ristar to Majora's Mask anytime I want, and its all portable.

      Needs way more Game Boy games though.

      Should we tell him about emulating on PC bros?

      • 3 months ago
        Boco

        You could. I wouldn't care, but you could.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I wouldn't care
          Yeah, because your stated reasoning is nonsense

          • 3 months ago
            Boco

            Actually, my reasoning is that its easier.

            Words can't express the level of laziness I'm at.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's easier to download 6 different Switch apps and keep them updated (admittedly they update 1-2 times per year) than to just download retroarch and a fullset
              Besides, you can't be that lazy, given you're a fulltime homosexual on Ganker.

              • 3 months ago
                Boco

                Oh, I'm lazy alright. This is my only contact with the outside world.

                And I'm only on here because you don't have to register.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        emulation bros are the only ones that seem to think nobody knows about emulation for some reason

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't have many third party games.
    Mario is fun and all but it's the games like lufia 2 that i want to play.
    I also prefer owning things over renting things.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Worthless service. I'd rather shove my hand into a blender and press "puree" than deal with this paid online service. I'd rather sit through a marathon of every bad game cutscene ever made, back-to-back, with my eyelids taped open, Clockwork Orange style. I'd rather eat a sandwich made from the festering remains found in the bottom of a dumpster behind a seafood restaurant during a heatwave. I'd rather have a swarm of hornets use my mouth as a nesting ground. I'd rather listen to nails on a chalkboard, amplified through a stadium sound system, as my morning alarm. I'd rather dive headfirst into a pool filled with lemon juice and paper cuts. I'd rather play a never-ending loop of the most broken, unplayable level of any game, blindfolded, with a controller that's been dunked in maple syrup. I'd rather have a conversation with a brick wall about the intricacies of paint drying. I'd rather be the test subject for a new line of underwear made from sandpaper. I'd rather count every grain of sand on a beach than try to get a decent connection on this service. I'd rather volunteer as a human punching bag at a boxing training camp for heavyweight champions. I'd rather attempt to teach a goldfish the concept of quantum mechanics. I'd rather spend my weekends watching paint dry on a wall that's been smeared with the most eye-gouging color imaginable. I'd rather decode the entire internet's worth of CAPTCHA images in one sitting. I'd rather be trapped in an elevator with an endless loop of the most annoying song in the world playing at max volume. I'd rather engage in a staring contest with the sun. I'd rather perform dental surgery on myself using only rusty, medieval tools.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like it as a replacement for Virtual Console but I don't actually mind it as a form of subscription service. I wish Nintendo sold the repop controllers without tying it to NSO because they're actually really fricking cool, I love having a legit NES controller or a legit SNES controller or a legit N64 controller around without having to frick around with modding an original one, and in the N64's case without having to have a Gamecube stick installed if I want a replacement.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that they tied virtual console to it.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never getting a subscriptions regardless. If the yearly fee is such a nothingburger, then why don't they have an option to purchase games for $5 each? They'd easily make a lot more. Do they hate money?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The NSO is hanging fruit to make the online more tempting.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't bothered to pay for it, but I mainly play single player games on my Switch.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not as good as just using Retroarch. Save the $20/year and buy a nice controller that'll last you for several years.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Got it for free thanks to being on a friend's family plan. The emulation for everything except N64 is perfectly acceptable, but my god is the selection on GB & GBA pathetic. Practically nothing on them after a year of being on the market. Weren't they supposed to be updated monthly?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Weren't they supposed to be updated monthly?
      Yes, but said update can and will be just one system, and they pick whatever they want.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you subscribe just for the roms you're moronic. If you subscribe because you play Splatoon, Mario Kart, Smash, etc then the roms are a nice bonus and the library is much better than buying each game individually

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ninty's online is ass but atleast I don't have to pay $60 a year for its base package. I don't pay for it at all lmao

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually use it for its intended purpose, which is playing it with normies and my family. With a procontrolelr and the default joycons I got two controllers at least already

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abhorrent service on the principle of gating peer-to-peer online multiplayer on consoles after Microsoft and Sony "leading by example"

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bread crumbing roms from the past is shit. I do enjoy F zero 99 quite a lot since the recent QoL update breaking the level and skill rating limits

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It needs Rogue Squadron, Episode 1 Racer, and Smash Bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, you'll get the last one.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but I have my heart set on the first one
        I don't know what it is about the PC version of Rogue Squadron but I cannot get it to work properly with controller or flight stick

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Expansion Pass is not worth over twice the price of the regular subscription at all.

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