That's obviously a crayon de bois and anyone who says otherwise is a fils de pute de parigo de merde crevure poison mortel pour l'âme de notre beau pays
This dude clearly not into incest and have his own fetish that he want to push but couldn't because of the money he make on patreon. So many missed opportunity.
Based, picked up.
>no NTR >the sprice orgy >one of the ending is Duke clone married the princess while still fricking Jessica >the other ending is MC and Baron DP Jessica, and he get the pussy >MC sister fricked Duncan
>one of the ending is Duke clone married the princess while still fricking Jessica >the other ending is MC and Baron DP Jessica, and he get the pussy
are those the only endings?
>devs face when he is not into incest but releases a demo for his game where the first thing that happens is the protags mom basically forcing a titjob on him and his audience expects more
>make mother figure buxom, demure (also loose) and womanly, also dotes on you and loves you >long dark hair and HUGE breasts >creator really, REALLY didn't know the monster he was unleashing
Is France a good place to work and live? I love the language and the accent. I know you always hear about violence and stuff but that's just Paris, right?
Compare France to Spain and Germany for me, what's the best of those three and why?
no idea about france or spain but considering every single company in Germany is understaffed looking for workers you will instantly get a job and get probably really good conditions too
Germany is boring but always has plenty jobs, and in really good conditions.
Spain and Portugal good for holidays and retirement, but not for daily life. Also it's easy to get robbed or killed there and it's where eastern european mafias launder money in or hide from governments with glowies (not even making it up).
France is like mix of Germany and Spain. It's full of arabs and africans, people often are insufferable due to their attitudes, and unless you're brown or rich yourself, you'll hate it.
>Is France a good place to work and live?
If you have a time machine that can bring you back before 2000, sure. >I know you always hear about violence and stuff but that's just Paris, right?
Marseille is actually worse, and has been for a long time.
Pretty much any major-ish city is fricked nowadays though.
Check https://www.ville-ideale.fr/ if you want to find one that still nice, although that's kinda like trying to dodge droplets under the rain. Spoiler alert: the decent ones are pretty much all places with extremely high rent/property cost.
France yes. The countryside during the summer is quite literally paradise on earth. Especially in the south. Most of the cities are straight up gorgeous, and simply looking at the sheer amount of fantastic cultural sightseeing even in small middle of nowhere towns is incredible. I could easily understand why French think so high of themselves, they truly are/were the cultural powerhouse of the Europe, if not the world.
Bigger cities are weird due to the immigration and can be a hit or miss, really. One street looks like from a romantic film or tourist brochure, another looks like something found in Nairobi. And I've been to Africa, I can compare.
Paris is a shithole full of arrogant morons, and always have been, even before it was infested by third worlders.
The language was difficult to my moron brain. The numbers makes no sense.
t. slav who worked in France
At least the walloons and swiss fixed the nonsense with the 70's and the 90's. The swiss also fixed the 80's too but the walloons didn't for whatever reason.
>they truly are/were the cultural powerhouse of the Europe, if not the world.
We share that with Japan in my opinion. I'm sorry if you had a bad time in France, I hope it didn't destroy your opinion of us.
Nah, I had a great time in France. The fact your country helped me out when my own wouldn't is also something I won't ever forget. I would easily recommend it to anyone. Even Paris, with all its flaws, can offer some incredible experiences that can't be found nowhere else in the world. But there are few scalding issues that should be mentioned (like I said in my previous post). I hope you guys will fix those in time.
>I hope you guys will fix those in time.
I hope too but that is probably going to take some time considering we're under a full blow 3rd world invasion supported by "our" govt.
There's very little violence in France and Paris is safer than most american big cities, a parisian man will likely spend his lifetime without being robbed or attacked, a parisian woman will be catcalled sometime, might be a victim of pickpockets in the subway.
Paris is really a great city to live in and the only way to run into problems is to look weak AND go out of your way to go to dangerous places alone at night.
>b-but the memes I saw on the internet
Crimes happen sometimes, you could do a collage of crimes for every city in the world.
Every frenchman badmouthing Paris is a salty Provencal who can't afford to live there and/or a terminally online aspie who think cherrypicked memes he found on the internet are representing reality
frenchfrogs, I read somewhere that vinegar is a contraction of the word vin (wine) and something else which stood for acid. what is the second part? I forgot 🙁
>He plays /weg/s
I wish the anime aesthetic didn't bore me to sleep, but I just can't bring myself to enjoy japanese porn games, they unironically arr rook same to me outside of a few standout titles. Western art is varied and generally I find it more appealing, there's a lot of AMAZING porn being drawn in western styles, but the games are so fricking awful.
tell me of your higher pursuits, you who reeks of anglo-german skull shape. I'm willing to bet it's something miserable and degrading involving work and orgasm denial.
One of the most decisive marker that endless space 2 is a french game is the art director going: >"you know the fish capitaliste lady leader for or upcoming 4X hein ? Well she has to be an absolute smokeshow, I'm telling you, breasts as big as my heads and thighs that could crush my head like they're a hydraulique presses"
I'm surprised the french still hold on to their all-consuming lust and haven't decided to mass-castrate themselves out of shame for not being pozzed enough.
IIRC the official artbook for Legend also explicitly mentions they originally planned a rougher look for Vaulters, but then decided that they need to have sex appeal.
One of the most decisive marker that endless space 2 is a french game is the art director going: >"you know the fish capitaliste lady leader for or upcoming 4X hein ? Well she has to be an absolute smokeshow, I'm telling you, breasts as big as my heads and thighs that could crush my head like they're a hydraulique presses"
NTA, Guild Navigator from Behind the Dune i am guessing.
He is correct.
Harah is better
Needed more dirty buttsex options to be better than mommy, anon. I mean, you could also straight up rape Jessica, repeatedly, while she begs you not to
10 months ago
Anonymous
I like Harah design more and she is older than mom
Those breasts look disturbing, like grotesque water balloons. Is the game itself actually good? Does it adapt one of the books or is it just a spinoff within the setting? I haven't read beyond the 3rd book yet so I don't wanna be spoiled.
No problem, also if you are planning on playing then i should tell you about the room where you first see Duncan (directly down from the starting room) there is a picture of poop on the console and if you click it off it removes poop from the scenes.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I, uh, thanks. Are there any other... "unconventional" displays in the game? Are they optout too?
10 months ago
Anonymous
A bit of piss to water some sand trout that is not optional, also you can make 1 character briefly throw up (looks like a solid-ish colour), you can't disable either to my knowledge, luckily there isn't much of either of those 2 in the game.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Wasn't there a tower or something to unlock all the scenes? I remember something like that from the demo
10 months ago
Anonymous
There is apparently a way to get cheats and all scenes by going to Tsimpo-Pyons (smuggler lady) and click the leftmost tower, personally don't know if it works but i am checking.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Just checked, the tower mentioned "temporarily" unlocks the scenes menu, not sure how temporary it is.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'll try it. Played to the part where you go and assault Harkonnen but forgot to save lol
its a lot more than most of europe so check wikipedia page and sift through old shovelware
some non ubisoft games: arkane (so arx fatalis, dark messiah of might and magic, dishonoured, apparently some work on bioshock 2?), life is strange, sifu, another world, syberia, dead cells, alone in the dark, stray
but ubisoft is clearly by far the most important thing in the french games industry
I liked Transformice and Wakfu. Too bad after dropping for 1.5 years for IRL reasons I couldn't really come back to latter because everyone either moved on or just played one man parties with multiboxing and/or heroes feature.
I theoretically want to get into Waven, but Ankama are notorious fricks for letting their games go to shit. I'm also kind of hesitant on what I want to play because MMOs can be a huge time sink and sucking feels bad.
pain
au Chocolat
chocolatine > pain au chocolat
Vas te pendre.
le nordcocu craint le sudouestCHAD
Personne n'a peur de vous, Chocolatapette.
kevin nbombo-abdeslam absolument terrifié par la terre du rugby et des chocolatines, bien des cas similaires
>mfw quand un narbonoide me traite de nègre
t. titouan le bougnoulec
brainlets not using pain aux chocolatine
Ok if you're so smart, tell me the name of this item
omlette du fromage
Karandash.
Do mongols really?
Le pencilé
crayon gris
LE DRAWING STICKE
un crayon esti
Basé
Sammy
crayon de bois
Bleistift
krankenwagon
nosepickstick
That's obviously a crayon de bois and anyone who says otherwise is a fils de pute de parigo de merde crevure poison mortel pour l'âme de notre beau pays
Bâton de bois du plomb.
bread?
hon hon hon la baguette
NICHON
pretty swell
>No NTR
Based, picked up.
It's a french WEG, it has watersports
why do the frogs do this
Water is water, anon.
It is Dune, Dune got piss in it.
>He bought?
This dude clearly not into incest and have his own fetish that he want to push but couldn't because of the money he make on patreon. So many missed opportunity.
>no NTR
>the sprice orgy
>one of the ending is Duke clone married the princess while still fricking Jessica
>the other ending is MC and Baron DP Jessica, and he get the pussy
>MC sister fricked Duncan
>one of the ending is Duke clone married the princess while still fricking Jessica
>the other ending is MC and Baron DP Jessica, and he get the pussy
are those the only endings?
No, i think there even is one where you marry your mom, that or it is something else for the ending and i misremembered specifics.
Thanks.
you can force bjs in the first scene and jessica rips your dick off
>devs face when he is not into incest but releases a demo for his game where the first thing that happens is the protags mom basically forcing a titjob on him and his audience expects more
>make mother figure buxom, demure (also loose) and womanly, also dotes on you and loves you
>long dark hair and HUGE breasts
>creator really, REALLY didn't know the monster he was unleashing
Look at the cope shirt the woman in the back is wearing KWAB
>This dude clearly not into incest
Boy do I have news for you
How is he not into incest when the first scene is with Jessica?
>What's your opinion on french games?
artistic perfection
Paul having sex with his mother is canon
i hate the fricking noses, why are they removable
The guy seems to draw robots and i guess it carried over
the french are a special kind of sick
Is France a good place to work and live? I love the language and the accent. I know you always hear about violence and stuff but that's just Paris, right?
Compare France to Spain and Germany for me, what's the best of those three and why?
>Germany
The place you go to work.
>Spain
The place you go to retire.
>France
The place you go to get stabbed and hate your fellow man.
>The place you go to work.
Lmao
>but that's just Paris, right?
lol
dare I even say, lmao
no idea about france or spain but considering every single company in Germany is understaffed looking for workers you will instantly get a job and get probably really good conditions too
France is african county
I looked into this actually, you can live a happy expat life there but you will never be welcomed as a true french person
Germany is boring but always has plenty jobs, and in really good conditions.
Spain and Portugal good for holidays and retirement, but not for daily life. Also it's easy to get robbed or killed there and it's where eastern european mafias launder money in or hide from governments with glowies (not even making it up).
France is like mix of Germany and Spain. It's full of arabs and africans, people often are insufferable due to their attitudes, and unless you're brown or rich yourself, you'll hate it.
>Is France a good place to work and live?
If you have a time machine that can bring you back before 2000, sure.
>I know you always hear about violence and stuff but that's just Paris, right?
Marseille is actually worse, and has been for a long time.
Pretty much any major-ish city is fricked nowadays though.
Check https://www.ville-ideale.fr/ if you want to find one that still nice, although that's kinda like trying to dodge droplets under the rain. Spoiler alert: the decent ones are pretty much all places with extremely high rent/property cost.
you're going to die but you'll probably get some pussy
France yes. The countryside during the summer is quite literally paradise on earth. Especially in the south. Most of the cities are straight up gorgeous, and simply looking at the sheer amount of fantastic cultural sightseeing even in small middle of nowhere towns is incredible. I could easily understand why French think so high of themselves, they truly are/were the cultural powerhouse of the Europe, if not the world.
Bigger cities are weird due to the immigration and can be a hit or miss, really. One street looks like from a romantic film or tourist brochure, another looks like something found in Nairobi. And I've been to Africa, I can compare.
Paris is a shithole full of arrogant morons, and always have been, even before it was infested by third worlders.
The language was difficult to my moron brain. The numbers makes no sense.
t. slav who worked in France
>The numbers makes no sense.
At least it's not Danish
98 is even worse since it's 4*20+10+8
At least the walloons and swiss fixed the nonsense with the 70's and the 90's. The swiss also fixed the 80's too but the walloons didn't for whatever reason.
>they truly are/were the cultural powerhouse of the Europe, if not the world.
We share that with Japan in my opinion. I'm sorry if you had a bad time in France, I hope it didn't destroy your opinion of us.
Nah, I had a great time in France. The fact your country helped me out when my own wouldn't is also something I won't ever forget. I would easily recommend it to anyone. Even Paris, with all its flaws, can offer some incredible experiences that can't be found nowhere else in the world. But there are few scalding issues that should be mentioned (like I said in my previous post). I hope you guys will fix those in time.
>I hope you guys will fix those in time.
I hope too but that is probably going to take some time considering we're under a full blow 3rd world invasion supported by "our" govt.
You'll fix it. If we could get rid of commies, you can fix your great country too.
There's very little violence in France and Paris is safer than most american big cities, a parisian man will likely spend his lifetime without being robbed or attacked, a parisian woman will be catcalled sometime, might be a victim of pickpockets in the subway.
Paris is really a great city to live in and the only way to run into problems is to look weak AND go out of your way to go to dangerous places alone at night.
>b-but the memes I saw on the internet
Crimes happen sometimes, you could do a collage of crimes for every city in the world.
Every frenchman badmouthing Paris is a salty Provencal who can't afford to live there and/or a terminally online aspie who think cherrypicked memes he found on the internet are representing reality
ta gueule le bobo
>no argument
I accept your defeat le beauf
Ouais nan ta gueule le bobo
Stay the frick away from this shithole, it is actively being destroyed by israelites.
Ain't that the same for the rest of the west?
What country isn't?
frenchfrogs, I read somewhere that vinegar is a contraction of the word vin (wine) and something else which stood for acid. what is the second part? I forgot 🙁
Vinaigre is vin (wine) and aigre (which as you said, is an unpleasant acidic taste)
I see, I couldn't make sense of the 'egar' part but 'aigre' makes a lot more sense
thanks
I like E.Y.E, it has spoiled all other FPS games for me
>He plays /weg/s
I wish the anime aesthetic didn't bore me to sleep, but I just can't bring myself to enjoy japanese porn games, they unironically arr rook same to me outside of a few standout titles. Western art is varied and generally I find it more appealing, there's a lot of AMAZING porn being drawn in western styles, but the games are so fricking awful.
Does this count as French?
I'll never understand why they went for these disgusting 3D models.
Picrel the official Donjon de Naheulbeuk comic
It's easier to make and they probably don't have a huge budget.
Easier to make than just draw a bunch of pics, make a few running animations and poses ?
I don't know, I'm not in their heads.
that doesn't look very good tho. The computer game improved the style.
mahhhh haaaa the french
Are these noses fake?
Many of my favorite games are French.
Cryo's 1991 DUNE is one of them. I replay it every other year or so.
Reminds me that I ought to play their other highly lauded game, Lost Eden.
it is sad state of affairs when frogs are only ones left willing to put in some breasts
How come it's only Asians and French that are allowed to have cute girls in their media?
>French
Anglos seething about something that French do only reinforces French in their ways
Both are more base creatures, obsessed with sex and incapable of developing an interest in higher pursuits.
both akshually excel in art and esthetics, something the angloisraelite is incapable of achieving
tell me of your higher pursuits, you who reeks of anglo-german skull shape. I'm willing to bet it's something miserable and degrading involving work and orgasm denial.
I dont like frenchs but their hornyness artistic is kinda fine
People who like NTR and interracial porn made me understand nazis and their extreme hatred.
True.
Also I want a Jessica mommy gf. Simple as.
Kill all frenchies.
People who like NTR and interracial porn made me understand nazis and their extreme hatred.
>interracial porn
Not gonna ngl, I probably would a sufficiently cute negress or a bugwoman.
>thinkly veiled Onirism thread
post actual games
this is not int
good, top 5 library, healthy enough indie scene to stay there for years probably
the best selling playstation game in britain
>Developer: Ubisoft Montreal
Je suppose que tu le sais déjà, mais t'es vraiment con.
One of the most decisive marker that endless space 2 is a french game is the art director going:
>"you know the fish capitaliste lady leader for or upcoming 4X hein ? Well she has to be an absolute smokeshow, I'm telling you, breasts as big as my heads and thighs that could crush my head like they're a hydraulique presses"
I'm surprised the french still hold on to their all-consuming lust and haven't decided to mass-castrate themselves out of shame for not being pozzed enough.
It has already happened, but some chose not to give a frick.
IIRC the official artbook for Legend also explicitly mentions they originally planned a rougher look for Vaulters, but then decided that they need to have sex appeal.
Bless the French.
>"Are you just lonely?"
>Do you like Fish breasts
>Do you like Fish breasts in your mouth?
>Then you're a gay f-
wait... I think I got the joke wrong...
I'm thinking of the Navigator fish tank lady now.
Who?
NTA, Guild Navigator from Behind the Dune i am guessing.
see
He is correct.
Needed more dirty buttsex options to be better than mommy, anon.
I mean, you could also straight up rape Jessica, repeatedly, while she begs you not to
I like Harah design more and she is older than mom
i just rubbed my erect penis in my moms butt
On the one hand they have some good games, on the other hand they are French.
Those breasts look disturbing, like grotesque water balloons. Is the game itself actually good? Does it adapt one of the books or is it just a spinoff within the setting? I haven't read beyond the 3rd book yet so I don't wanna be spoiled.
It is an adaptation of an old PC point and click game from the 90's, it covers the first book until Paul's sister is born at the end.
Do you play as Paul, or who?
Paul for the whole game.
I see, thanks for the breakdown.
No problem, also if you are planning on playing then i should tell you about the room where you first see Duncan (directly down from the starting room) there is a picture of poop on the console and if you click it off it removes poop from the scenes.
I, uh, thanks. Are there any other... "unconventional" displays in the game? Are they optout too?
A bit of piss to water some sand trout that is not optional, also you can make 1 character briefly throw up (looks like a solid-ish colour), you can't disable either to my knowledge, luckily there isn't much of either of those 2 in the game.
Wasn't there a tower or something to unlock all the scenes? I remember something like that from the demo
There is apparently a way to get cheats and all scenes by going to Tsimpo-Pyons (smuggler lady) and click the leftmost tower, personally don't know if it works but i am checking.
Just checked, the tower mentioned "temporarily" unlocks the scenes menu, not sure how temporary it is.
I'll try it. Played to the part where you go and assault Harkonnen but forgot to save lol
Why do french people mock foreigners who try to learn their language?
They don't.
It takes a special kind of mental illness to willingly learn French.
Skill issue.
I don't know of any french games besides Ubishit and the earlier good Ubisoft games. What other noteworthy games came out of France?
its a lot more than most of europe so check wikipedia page and sift through old shovelware
some non ubisoft games: arkane (so arx fatalis, dark messiah of might and magic, dishonoured, apparently some work on bioshock 2?), life is strange, sifu, another world, syberia, dead cells, alone in the dark, stray
but ubisoft is clearly by far the most important thing in the french games industry
Needs and sequel.
Me in the back left
Quebec is fricking KINO and you can't prove me wrong
>crazy frog racer
>dofus
>wakfu
Fricking morons can't name the games for shit is wot I think.
The casual scat in dune was a fun surprise.
I liked Transformice and Wakfu. Too bad after dropping for 1.5 years for IRL reasons I couldn't really come back to latter because everyone either moved on or just played one man parties with multiboxing and/or heroes feature.
I theoretically want to get into Waven, but Ankama are notorious fricks for letting their games go to shit. I'm also kind of hesitant on what I want to play because MMOs can be a huge time sink and sucking feels bad.
Harah is better
need more hagkino
>I'm not made of porselain
Ultimate Blastoff
Ludo.
Aren't the Furi devs Belgian?
>The Game Bakers is an independent game studio based in Montpellier, France.
Huh. For some reason I thought they were Belgian, maybe it was just one of the studio members was born there or something.
>is the best song in your path
I'm not into scat but the "natural" anal sex scenes were kinda hot
post game's screenshots already
I like the scenes with his sister