He Began as a Yugituber and does less Smash content now since that community seems to be committing Sudoku currently
Poketuber seemed the next logical step after that especially since he hangs out with Jaiden all the time
his Pokemon videos were always really popular even when he was a variety Nintendo youtuber, especially his Sword and Shield campaign and competitive videos, but ever since the Youtuber Eggs Nuzlocke video it feels like every other video he releases is Pokemon with a gimmick.
I'm glad we are getting to point where nobody gives a shit about Alpharad outside his rabbid fanbase.
People now get embarrassed if you tell them they look like him.
I stopped giving a shit when he stopped doing those “how to play 101” smash videos ages ago
I guess he just became a standard video game youtuber after that point
Sucks that he gets to frick Jaiden and not me tho
I wonder how it feels, to hang around Jaiden, a girl who has absolutely no interest in having a relationship ever in her life and Alpharad is currently sitting on divorces and his smash friends all being pedophiles.
they're probably both in relationships and they keep it on the down low so their OBSESSED fans don't go harassing their partners. Assuming they're not just dating each other
He called her his girlfriend in a stream, but it's hard to tell if it was a slip, or part of a bit. It's also possible the relationship is one way and he's just the simp that divorced his wife and moved to LA for her.
they're probably both in relationships and they keep it on the down low so their OBSESSED fans don't go harassing their partners. Assuming they're not just dating each other
>Jaiden makes the video about her relationship status and personal issues AFTER Alpharad moves in
I still think that video is specifically targeted towards him but has the benefit of applying to her fans as well.
Imagine thinking jaiden is telling the truth about not wanting a relationship. Anon, she says that to keep the creeps to a minimum, not sure how well it works though
That's just what she says because when her face got leaked the OBSESSED fans started drawing porn of her irl likeness and she thought saying she was asexual would get them to stop
I've had sex hence why I don't feel the need to simp for fugly chicks like you do anon.
Tamashii's nudes were very underwhelming and Jaden is just unappealing.
>That one video that collabs with every as many people as possible to ask what they think is their favorite entry level anime >Alpharad for whatever reason records outside on a boat
This guy is an butthole who pretends he has earned being wienery
Same
I use Private browsers and refresh them because i hate being recommended garbage and I'm too lazy to get an account and remove the recommendations cause it doesn't stop the account from getting recommendations in general.
Before mods find out that we aren't talking about Pokemon, how do I stop being a coward and a join an online friend group instead of just hiding in my animosity?
Long story short, I'm trying to join a discord group because a long time friend I haven't spoken to is potentially there and I would really like to reconnect.
Okay, yeah that is usually what I keep telling myself, but here's my personal paranoid issue, Late 2012 was the last time I talked with them , how do I get over the nervousness of that specific condition?
y-yeah, I've been practicing how I would act, the funny thing is, I know how to talk and greet people casually through my work experience in retail and insurance.
But now all of a sudden I get really nervous when it comes to an old friend.
But I'm getting there, I got a boost of self confidence the other day so I'm hoping to use that finally go and just do it.
I've known her for 4 years, before I disappeared online due to personal stuff I would rather not get them involved in and time just passed, so I'm hoping to just reconnect and casually continue our friendship.
If it makes you feel any better, unless you're on bad terms, people LOVE seeing an old friend again. In a new group, do as the romans do, don't be an ass, and you'll be fine.
If you ARE on bad terms, sincerely apologize for your past behavior, without making any excuses. No excuses is key here. 99% of the time they'll appreciate the apology and move past it (though obviously that depends on what you did in the first place).
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y-yeah, I've been practicing how I would act, the funny thing is, I know how to talk and greet people casually through my work experience in retail and insurance.
But now all of a sudden I get really nervous when it comes to an old friend.
But I'm getting there, I got a boost of self confidence the other day so I'm hoping to use that finally go and just do it.
I've known her for 4 years, before I disappeared online due to personal stuff I would rather not get them involved in and time just passed, so I'm hoping to just reconnect and casually continue our friendship.
Practice is good, just make sure not to get too carried away with it. Feeling like you have to wear a mask, even among friends, is a hell I wouldn't wish upon anybody. Since you were already good friends, you're probably safe to just be yourself around her past the initial reconnection.
I watched one of his videos and something genuinely doesn't seem right about him. He cannot tell a joke, to the point where every time he tries sounds like he's having a stroke. It's bad. I feel horrible saying that but I honestly just want to see if anyone else feels the same way
I wonder if he's got some kind of stage fright/impostor syndrome issues going on. With 2 million subs he knows he's got tens of thousands of haters just waiting for him to say something weird that they can take out of context and use against him. And it certainly doesn't help that he's a former smash player.
I just don't think he's charismatic enough to be a presenter (not a bad thing), it looks like his skills are mostly in marketing/editing and content production, which is how he was able to cultivate such a big audience. He just sucks REALLY bad in front of a mic, but I would bet a lot of his audience is kids or Nintendo adults so they don't really care or notice
I hate how this ironic meme bro invaded our community. Alpharad noticed Pokemon gives him a ton of views and ran with it.
Alpharad only has one shtick and that's being an ironic meme bro. His little kid audience loves that shit. The problem with Alpharad is that hes not funny anywhere else. Very one dimensional. I remember during the Smash awards at Smash con, he tried to be funny when he got his award and it was flatout bad.
I wonder if he's got some kind of stage fright/impostor syndrome issues going on. With 2 million subs he knows he's got tens of thousands of haters just waiting for him to say something weird that they can take out of context and use against him. And it certainly doesn't help that he's a former smash player.
I don't thinks that case, but I dont blame you for thinking that. He leans so hard into irony, you can never tell if he's being geniune or not.
Your post is nailing what it is about him that annoys me.
My problem with him and why I stopped watching him is that I can't stand the way he talks.
It sounds like he's stuck in sarcasm mode.
Isnt he the guy who divorced his wife, came out as non-binary (aka a straight guy who desperately wants to be lgbt) then moved in to simp for a self described asexual girl?
Yes. Pretty much that.
Daily reminder that "non binary" and "queer" are just labels cishet people use to adopt the aesthetics of LGBT people, capitalism has won again, LGBT has been successfully commodified and sold to the normies as a aesthetic.
I feel like I already have the full story but its just so fascinating I want to know more, I guess its like those people who autistic record chris-chans life wven though his life could be summarized as, autistic manchild, with hoarder parents, made a cringy sonic pokemon comic
Is there a lolcow thread on this man? I feel like he deserves it
Are kiwi farms still a thing? There's probably a thread on him somewhere.
I feel like he's a very uninteresting lolcow. Socially awkward whitoid who wants to fug his qt3.14 azn friend even though she's not interested. They're constantly playing vidya together so he must have least enough common sense to not make shit weird between them. Meanwhile last month we had Chuggaconroy getting outed for unsolicited footgay RPing with all his woman friends behind the scenes.
>Daily reminder that "non binary" and "queer" are just labels cishet people use to adopt the aesthetics of LGBT people
they should just go back to calling themselves "metrosexual". At least that's more fun to say.
capitalism didnt "win" it adapted. Being "gay" was a a life style bashed by normies and it was counter culture support them and then was seen as a moral good then was trendy then normies jumped on to feel like they are doing something good then capitalism jumped on along with the normies.
tldr it didnt win gays let normies in> normies make companies join> companies adapt thats it.
Yes. Pretty much that.
Daily reminder that "non binary" and "queer" are just labels cishet people use to adopt the aesthetics of LGBT people, capitalism has won again, LGBT has been successfully commodified and sold to the normies as a aesthetic.
How long until this guy pulls the trigger and troons out?
Hmmmm maybe around lvl 47 he's gonna finally evolve into a troony. Being """non binary""" Is pretty much the 2nd evo of the troony line so probably not long. There might be some requirements though like jaiden turning him down.
I wish there was more porn of Jaiden playing into the asexuality thing she lies about. Like looking really disinterested while somebody sucks on her tit.
Somewhere around the time he stopped doing Smash primarily.
Which is a shame because his Smash content was all he was ever good for. Somehow he is the only one who mixes knowledge about competetive stuff with items and other jank.
Non-Smash stuff exposes how shit his commentary and jokes are, Twitter ruined his brain.
I used to think he was too tame to get canceled but if even Chuggaa isn't safe, I think its only a matter of time. And just like with Chuggaa it won't even be over something actually "cancel worthy" but over a nothing burger instead
Chugga's situation is more like a bunch of smaller nothingburgers that combined make a big fricking problem
Kind of like how Sword and Shield itself was tossed away by defenders as it's problems being treated like smaller issues that never mattered while ignoring that all of them in a span of 1 game is the main problem
The problem with Chugga is that you can go back to any old video with his friends and realize his attitude was him actually being a dickhead
>The problem with Chugga is that you can go back to any old video with his friends and realize his attitude was him actually being a dickhead
Dead topic but he kinda was and at that point they should've just told him. But apparently they're afraid of "power dynamics" in private but then suddenly have no issue making it public years later where they actually would have to face his fans.
Alpharad isn't good enough to be remembered as a Poketuber, he's still dickriding Pokemon content as a leftover Smash gay who wouldn't shut the frick up about Geno and Twintelle's ass
Cartoon Jaiden is hotter than real Jaiden, it doesn't matter what she says she'll be, it's her life and she gets to choose what she wants to do, but OC's are forever and will be continued to be fapped for, especially her cartoon mom.
If fricking Chugga can get cancelled Alpharad is going to be revealed for outright molesting a 14 year old, n o fricking way is a former smashgay not going to have skeletons lol
This guy hasn't had a worthwhile video since he was a guest on the Friends without Benefits channel for some Sonic videos (aka the low-hanging fruit)
The reality is that the second you become popular, you can't act the way you normally do.
When alpharad first started he was pretty chill and pretty funny, but he had to constantly adapt and change himself and it made it just not fun anymore and more obnoxious.
Take Vinny from Vinesauce for example, he doesn't say shit like Geese being moronic anymore, but the attitude and deadpan humor he has never changed.
Once he ditched Weegee
>Sieg Heil Gamers!
He Began as a Yugituber and does less Smash content now since that community seems to be committing Sudoku currently
Poketuber seemed the next logical step after that especially since he hangs out with Jaiden all the time
he should creampie jaiden
arent they going out? dont they live in the same house?
No, she "came out" as asexual to politely reject him, so he also decided he was asexual. They just live together.
Jesus christ that sounds miserable
Dont worry, Im sure they're both sexually active. Just not publicly and not with each other(he wishes)
Im pretty sure a dude looking alpha in the youtuber section of cali gets nothing unless he pays for it.
Just his younger fans. *(But you didnt hear that from me)
They're definitely dating. Alpharad on more than one occasion accidentally slipped out that they are in a romantic relationship.
Why do you think they are both living in a $5 million dollar house together.
This wouldn't be the first time I've heard about e-celebs living together and it ending horribly
his Pokemon videos were always really popular even when he was a variety Nintendo youtuber, especially his Sword and Shield campaign and competitive videos, but ever since the Youtuber Eggs Nuzlocke video it feels like every other video he releases is Pokemon with a gimmick.
When TPC started giving him merch and free trips to irl Pokemon events
I'm glad we are getting to point where nobody gives a shit about Alpharad outside his rabbid fanbase.
People now get embarrassed if you tell them they look like him.
To like Joe Merrick then
I mean he does look like a massive gay, especially nowadays.
I stopped giving a shit when he stopped doing those “how to play 101” smash videos ages ago
I guess he just became a standard video game youtuber after that point
Sucks that he gets to frick Jaiden and not me tho
I wonder how it feels, to hang around Jaiden, a girl who has absolutely no interest in having a relationship ever in her life and Alpharad is currently sitting on divorces and his smash friends all being pedophiles.
they're probably both in relationships and they keep it on the down low so their OBSESSED fans don't go harassing their partners. Assuming they're not just dating each other
He called her his girlfriend in a stream, but it's hard to tell if it was a slip, or part of a bit. It's also possible the relationship is one way and he's just the simp that divorced his wife and moved to LA for her.
>Jaiden makes the video about her relationship status and personal issues AFTER Alpharad moves in
I still think that video is specifically targeted towards him but has the benefit of applying to her fans as well.
link?
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grazie
Imagine thinking jaiden is telling the truth about not wanting a relationship. Anon, she says that to keep the creeps to a minimum, not sure how well it works though
It would be easier (better on the long run) to pretend she's married or something, why pander to the mentally ill crowd?
You want him to frick you? Why?
Other way around, homosexual
Fair enough, he seems like a bottom
Alpharad was the actual cancer people were accusing Eitka of being when it came to smash stuff.
you guys are out of your mind if you think this dude wasn't piping yakirisu before she got cancelled
jaiden probably heard it all in her room too
>jaiden probably heard it all in her room too
She heard it because she was in a 3-way with them
She's an asexual though.
worked
That's just what she says because when her face got leaked the OBSESSED fans started drawing porn of her irl likeness and she thought saying she was asexual would get them to stop
Why? Shes fugly, she's even uglier than the roastie Tamashii
She's Asian (or at least some race that looks Asian). That's enough for some coomers.
Dude, you're so dying alone lol
We are all dying alone unless you're a suicide bomber, but I'm already married and have kids so I won't be alone
have sex
I've had sex hence why I don't feel the need to simp for fugly chicks like you do anon.
Tamashii's nudes were very underwhelming and Jaden is just unappealing.
she's not ugly but at the 5/10 mark
>Bringing up Tamashii
She's happily married and gets to continue making content
I bring her up because a ton of anons here were rabidly obsessed with her even though she was average at best.
I'm glad she's doing fine I guess.
um actualy shes ace aromintic
get it right chud >:(
Not ever got Alpharad or why people like him
He currently jokes about being upset about Porn despite his original videos being filled with lewd jokes so it makes hi, look like an ass hat.
I also have absolutely no interest in ever listening to his music.
I don't even agree with him but making sex jokes and disliking porn are two completely different things
anon he has been doing this for 10 years, he was probably some shitty horny teenager in his early episodes
>I also have absolutely no interest in ever listening to his music.
Don't worry nobody does no matter how bad he tries to shill it.
>Bleached hair
You could give me a dictionary and I still couldn't find the exact word for how much I hate it
>That one video that collabs with every as many people as possible to ask what they think is their favorite entry level anime
>Alpharad for whatever reason records outside on a boat
This guy is an butthole who pretends he has earned being wienery
I keep getting recommended videos from this guy, makes me dislike him even more.
Same
I use Private browsers and refresh them because i hate being recommended garbage and I'm too lazy to get an account and remove the recommendations cause it doesn't stop the account from getting recommendations in general.
Before mods find out that we aren't talking about Pokemon, how do I stop being a coward and a join an online friend group instead of just hiding in my animosity?
Long story short, I'm trying to join a discord group because a long time friend I haven't spoken to is potentially there and I would really like to reconnect.
Just join a group and talk to them like you're good friends. Unless you're just insulting them apropos of nothing, it usually works
Okay, yeah that is usually what I keep telling myself, but here's my personal paranoid issue, Late 2012 was the last time I talked with them , how do I get over the nervousness of that specific condition?
There's no easy way around it anon. Just gotta convince yourself that these people will like you if they get to know you
y-yeah, I've been practicing how I would act, the funny thing is, I know how to talk and greet people casually through my work experience in retail and insurance.
But now all of a sudden I get really nervous when it comes to an old friend.
But I'm getting there, I got a boost of self confidence the other day so I'm hoping to use that finally go and just do it.
I've known her for 4 years, before I disappeared online due to personal stuff I would rather not get them involved in and time just passed, so I'm hoping to just reconnect and casually continue our friendship.
jeez anon, quit being a pussy. just reach out to her and say you want to reconnect in a casual setting.
>them
is it a girl?
If it makes you feel any better, unless you're on bad terms, people LOVE seeing an old friend again. In a new group, do as the romans do, don't be an ass, and you'll be fine.
If you ARE on bad terms, sincerely apologize for your past behavior, without making any excuses. No excuses is key here. 99% of the time they'll appreciate the apology and move past it (though obviously that depends on what you did in the first place).
Practice is good, just make sure not to get too carried away with it. Feeling like you have to wear a mask, even among friends, is a hell I wouldn't wish upon anybody. Since you were already good friends, you're probably safe to just be yourself around her past the initial reconnection.
Yeah, thanks, good to know I have the right mindset. Definitely want to keep that positive attitude I have going into it
I struggle to think of a youtuber that I despise more than this guy. He's just fricking awful in every way.
There are more kids to groom being a poketuber than there were being a smashtuber.
Alpharad single handedly ruined Geno gays reputation as being the type of obnoxious smash fan people want to shut the frick up
idk, I just want him to start the podcast with Coney up again.
He wants to frick Jaiden badly but she likes Pokemon more than Smash
I watched one of his videos and something genuinely doesn't seem right about him. He cannot tell a joke, to the point where every time he tries sounds like he's having a stroke. It's bad. I feel horrible saying that but I honestly just want to see if anyone else feels the same way
I wonder if he's got some kind of stage fright/impostor syndrome issues going on. With 2 million subs he knows he's got tens of thousands of haters just waiting for him to say something weird that they can take out of context and use against him. And it certainly doesn't help that he's a former smash player.
I just don't think he's charismatic enough to be a presenter (not a bad thing), it looks like his skills are mostly in marketing/editing and content production, which is how he was able to cultivate such a big audience. He just sucks REALLY bad in front of a mic, but I would bet a lot of his audience is kids or Nintendo adults so they don't really care or notice
I hate how this ironic meme bro invaded our community. Alpharad noticed Pokemon gives him a ton of views and ran with it.
Alpharad only has one shtick and that's being an ironic meme bro. His little kid audience loves that shit. The problem with Alpharad is that hes not funny anywhere else. Very one dimensional. I remember during the Smash awards at Smash con, he tried to be funny when he got his award and it was flatout bad.
I don't thinks that case, but I dont blame you for thinking that. He leans so hard into irony, you can never tell if he's being geniune or not.
Your post is nailing what it is about him that annoys me.
My problem with him and why I stopped watching him is that I can't stand the way he talks.
It sounds like he's stuck in sarcasm mode.
You need to learn what irony is my friend. You sound like you're very young
Isnt he the guy who divorced his wife, came out as non-binary (aka a straight guy who desperately wants to be lgbt) then moved in to simp for a self described asexual girl?
Yes. Pretty much that.
Daily reminder that "non binary" and "queer" are just labels cishet people use to adopt the aesthetics of LGBT people, capitalism has won again, LGBT has been successfully commodified and sold to the normies as a aesthetic.
why!?
what the frick lol
It's pretty simple and explained on my post anon, what are your doubts? Why do they do it? Because it's trendy.
I feel like I already have the full story but its just so fascinating I want to know more, I guess its like those people who autistic record chris-chans life wven though his life could be summarized as, autistic manchild, with hoarder parents, made a cringy sonic pokemon comic
Is there a lolcow thread on this man? I feel like he deserves it
Are kiwi farms still a thing? There's probably a thread on him somewhere.
Sharty pretty much replace kiwifarms
While they have troons, Kiwifarms is a infested troon shithole with Null being the electric Epstein
I feel like he's a very uninteresting lolcow. Socially awkward whitoid who wants to fug his qt3.14 azn friend even though she's not interested. They're constantly playing vidya together so he must have least enough common sense to not make shit weird between them. Meanwhile last month we had Chuggaconroy getting outed for unsolicited footgay RPing with all his woman friends behind the scenes.
>Daily reminder that "non binary" and "queer" are just labels cishet people use to adopt the aesthetics of LGBT people
they should just go back to calling themselves "metrosexual". At least that's more fun to say.
Dylan Roof and Turboneck always get me
metrosexuals were real cute
Nonbinaries disgust me
capitalism didnt "win" it adapted. Being "gay" was a a life style bashed by normies and it was counter culture support them and then was seen as a moral good then was trendy then normies jumped on to feel like they are doing something good then capitalism jumped on along with the normies.
tldr it didnt win gays let normies in> normies make companies join> companies adapt thats it.
How long until this guy pulls the trigger and troons out?
Until Jaiden turns him down
Hmmmm maybe around lvl 47 he's gonna finally evolve into a troony. Being """non binary""" Is pretty much the 2nd evo of the troony line so probably not long. There might be some requirements though like jaiden turning him down.
Once he starts balding
Speaking of Jaiden, has any photos of her feet been discovered yet? She was in socks on some chick's art stream a few months ago.
> fugly face
> Shitty tattoo on arm
No wonder she used a drawn avatar and is now transitioning to being a v tuber.
Worked for Calli
>this is the b***h that gets toddlercon and scat porn by fricking fetish coomers
Jaiden and Alpharad's content got fricked the second they collaborated with the PROFESSIONAL NUZLOCKER dude
I fricking hate it
gen 2 sucked
Okay, didn't ask
But their content was basically just his garbage told by them instead and I hate it.
>jaiden's latest pokemon videos
>plush review
>pokemon XD playthrough
>soullink where they shit on jan (he wasn't involved)
>alphacuck's latest pokemon videos
>revisiting old fotm hacks
>his own fotm hack
>another boring solo mon challenge
>nuzlocke with jan
>and both of them make far more content than pokemon shit
wrong, and gen 2 sucked
>Implying I bother to watch them now
I'm talking about before, I don't care what they make now.
>e-celeb thread
I sopped watching after his dokidoki video
I was never a fan, but it wasn't awful
I wish there was more porn of Jaiden playing into the asexuality thing she lies about. Like looking really disinterested while somebody sucks on her tit.
I wish you would have a nice day
Nah, I'm not doing that
I actually do think there's fetish art of Jaiden just being disinterested while she does the usual stuff, mostly things like size and feet
The amount of porn Jaiden's mom(Granted in her artstyle and not her actual mom) gets is both based and understandably horrifying I'm sure.
>That's right chuddy, the asexual shit was a smokescreen. im gonna dick that brunette b***h, and there's nothing you can do about it.
I preferred Kiwi Farms when it was called Cwcki Forums
When is he going to get Chuggaaconroy'd? You'd think he has tons of skeletons in his closet.
Somewhere around the time he stopped doing Smash primarily.
Which is a shame because his Smash content was all he was ever good for. Somehow he is the only one who mixes knowledge about competetive stuff with items and other jank.
Non-Smash stuff exposes how shit his commentary and jokes are, Twitter ruined his brain.
I used to think he was too tame to get canceled but if even Chuggaa isn't safe, I think its only a matter of time.
And just like with Chuggaa it won't even be over something actually "cancel worthy" but over a nothing burger instead
Chugga's situation is more like a bunch of smaller nothingburgers that combined make a big fricking problem
Kind of like how Sword and Shield itself was tossed away by defenders as it's problems being treated like smaller issues that never mattered while ignoring that all of them in a span of 1 game is the main problem
The problem with Chugga is that you can go back to any old video with his friends and realize his attitude was him actually being a dickhead
>The problem with Chugga is that you can go back to any old video with his friends and realize his attitude was him actually being a dickhead
Dead topic but he kinda was and at that point they should've just told him. But apparently they're afraid of "power dynamics" in private but then suddenly have no issue making it public years later where they actually would have to face his fans.
Jewtube is soulless.
Never thought Alpha or Chugga were really anything special.
>poketuber slop thread has 100+ replies
Irrefutable proof most /vp/edos are gossipy troons and/or unfrickable women
Alpharad isn't good enough to be remembered as a Poketuber, he's still dickriding Pokemon content as a leftover Smash gay who wouldn't shut the frick up about Geno and Twintelle's ass
Cartoon Jaiden is hotter than real Jaiden, it doesn't matter what she says she'll be, it's her life and she gets to choose what she wants to do, but OC's are forever and will be continued to be fapped for, especially her cartoon mom.
If fricking Chugga can get cancelled Alpharad is going to be revealed for outright molesting a 14 year old, n o fricking way is a former smashgay not going to have skeletons lol
This guy hasn't had a worthwhile video since he was a guest on the Friends without Benefits channel for some Sonic videos (aka the low-hanging fruit)
The reality is that the second you become popular, you can't act the way you normally do.
When alpharad first started he was pretty chill and pretty funny, but he had to constantly adapt and change himself and it made it just not fun anymore and more obnoxious.
Take Vinny from Vinesauce for example, he doesn't say shit like Geese being moronic anymore, but the attitude and deadpan humor he has never changed.
Doesn't Vincent Sauce like geese now
Yeah, character development
Alphacuck
Unironically, are threads about PokéTubers OK now?