When did you realize that Johnny Silverhand was an unreliable narrator and none of his John Wick shit actually happened?

When did you realize that Johnny Silverhand was an unreliable narrator and none of his John Wick shit actually happened?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Top-3 broads:
    1. Panam
    2. Elizabeth Peralez
    3. Alt Cunningham

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's
      Sandra Dorsett
      Meredith Stout
      Rachel Casich

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Meredith Stout
        She was killed, lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He didn't get the awkward scissoring scene with corpo mommy
          ngmi

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did.
            The sex scenes aren't good, still the very best in all of vidya.
            Nevertheless they were unnecessary.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sex is very important,

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Sandra Dorsett
        Cute, but she looks better with shaved head, than with her stupid haircut

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Young Rouge was top-tier too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I really dislike modern rogues big belly plate. It wouldn't bother me if it was skin tone matched but just that big patch of carbon fiber on her torso is off putting.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kerry Eurodyne aged better than her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Panam
      Anon, she's mentally unstable and she's a nagging b***h
      She has a nice crapper but don't let that cloud your judgment, the woman is mad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's still highly competent, which gives her a pass to be a little c**ty sometimes. All a matter of taste, Judy's looks and personality for example do nothing for me, while Panam looks as if they created her specifically to cater to my taste.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sry, I don't do mulattas.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >she's mentally unstable
        perfect

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was only a cliffhanger. He begged shareholders for a key role and they retconed the story - it shows.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they re-wrote and re-recorded the whole game in the span of 18 months. moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed. It's clear as hell that they did. 60% of the story missions are go from a to b - level up!!
        Most of the times he just comments shit and on top of that no one talks to jonny anyway, so it's not much re-recording at all. Corpo and nomad was effectively cut. Initially they had their own va or at least tone planned. Now we are stuck with street kid v.
        Despicable cuckold that
        (you) are.
        >leave the money laundering company alone.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They also nuked the qt chica V, though I believe she can be recreated in the character creator

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing cyberdildo assets unironically

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the game said I was in 2013 but the world looked exactly the same as in 2077 and had the same level of technology

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was 2023 and it did looked differently, lifted straight from the tabletop lore

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One thing I don't understand: Did the Arasakas know Johnny was on the chip? Hellman seems genuinely baffled by the knowledge when he scans you.
    And why soulkill Johnny of all people? Seems like a MASSIVE waste of resources to give one of the men who fricked you over immortally in any shape or form, even as a guinea pig.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The answer is Mikoshi. Old Saburo got so butthurt over Morgan, Johnny and the rest of the crew blowing up his precious tower that he soulkilled Johnny and put him into the engram purgatory where he can torture Johnny for eternity. I suppose it was his personal revenge, especially since Saburo had a god complex.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats not what happened

        iirc it was spider murphy who used soulkiller on johnny as he was dying after being shot in two by adam smasher

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember Johnny being split in two by Smasher's shotgun, though I don't recall Spider being the one who soulkilled Johnny. Guess I'll have to reread the manual and lore books

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fun fact about Spider Murphy: she's a character created by Mike's wife, Lisa Pondsmith for the tabletop and Spider's avatar for surfing the net has the form of a cute naked anime girl.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is Johnny silver hand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me, I'm Johny

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Found this on cyberpunk subreddit, looks like what actually happened:

    The real story ends when Smasher kills Johnny after he frees Alt. Everything after the first fade to black inside the tower is made up, except Murphy’s voice. She would have been the last person he heard before dying as she managed to sneak back into the tower to inject Johnny with Soulkiller so that he may have a chance to live again sometime in the future. Smasher fricked off to the roof to fight Blackhand, that’s how Spyder managed to get to him

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When Alt said his memories are interpretations that he replayed over and over and changed

    Also when I read the wikia and saw that Morgan Blackhand was supposed to be there and the entire thing bankrolled by Millitech but Mike Pondsmith told CDPR no about including Blackhand

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pondsmith said he did this because he has a role for Blackhand to play. He also said that Johnny's memories are a vague recollection, his memories were damaged by rad poisoning, the condition his body was and imperfect engram recording. I think his John Wick one man army fantasy is a way for his ego to cope with the fact that he did almost nothing before getting btfo'd by Smasher instantly. He's a known narcissist after all, dude has a terminal stage main character syndrome. Hell, he thought at first that Arasaka kidnapped Alt to get to him, a literal fricking glorified bard and was never interested in Alt enough to actually find out that she was actually a generational talent genius netrunner. Always making everything about himself.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play games by and for Black folk. And neither should have you. Plagiarism and taking credit for things you only pollute should have a human response instead of eager promotion. Go frick yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mike Pondsmith is whiter is whiter than you can ever hope to be in your pathetic life

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mike is based, and he sure as hell knew his shit.

        Fun fact about Spider Murphy: she's a character created by Mike's wife, Lisa Pondsmith for the tabletop and Spider's avatar for surfing the net has the form of a cute naked anime girl.

        Apparently mike's wife is also based.

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