When does this start to get good?

When does this start to get good?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It fricking doesn't.
    >daily reminder that it's been 4 years and not a single announcement from ND

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, isn't this the same guy who pushed for less sexualized women in video games?

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you turn it off and it helps you appreciate how amazing Japanese games games are when you play your next jrp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jrpgs died a long time ago, the last good jrpg was final fantasy 12

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From the very first second. The only people that can't appreciate it are chudlets and Redditards that can't handle a story without plot armor for their favorite character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Same shitty gunplay
      >Same shitty "stealth"
      Frick off Druckmann.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Complains about servicable gameplay in a movie game
        Have fun with your gacha rolls you absolute braindead buffoon, I'll be here enjoying actual stories and art.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not even serviceable. It's a shitty clone of Max Payne where nothing feels good and everything feels floaty, bloated and bullet spongey.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now I know this is bait and you haven't even played it, kek.
            If nothing else, the one thing the game has for it is weighty and satisfying gunplay with the animations and enemy reactions to being shot being next-level. Stealth is tacked on, sure, and maps aren't really designed with it in mind, but you can always go guns blazing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the game has for it is weighty and satisfying gunplay
              No it doesn't. Frick off shill.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >LA LA LA ERM ACKSHUALLY IT DOESN'T
                >No reaction besides buzzword
                You're cuckolded by your own brain and a disgrace to all knowledge and logic.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                TLOU 2 has shit gameplay as does TLOU 1. Keep seething Neil.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >as does TLOU 1
                t. Contrarian
                What next? Fallout 3 is good and New Vegas is bad? The controlled op taking over Ganker really are out in full force. Name some games with good gameplay.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >TLOU's gameplay is shit
                >"Nooooooo you're a contrarian!"
                The cancerous, sub-moronic Naughty Dog fanbase will never understand why people hate them

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still looking for a list of games you think have good gameplay if Naughty Dog games are considered bad. Hell, even just third-person shooters. What's a good one?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Hell, even just third-person shooters. What's a good one?
                Vanquish shits all over TLOU. Not that that's hard. Hell even story based TPS like Spec Ops The Line absolutely mog TLOU.

                TLOU is a shitty max payne clone. Cope, seethe and mald.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                TLOU is hardly like Max Payne at all and comparing the two is an insult to MP. I don't know what TLOU is similar to but it's certainly not MP.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Vanquish? The forgotten Platinum leftover slop? Fricking hell, even bringing up Spec Ops you're beyond reaching, it's a good game but the gameplay is not one of the positives. It's worse than third-person mode on Modern Warfare 2.

                And what the frick is up with comparing it to Max Payne? It plays absolutely nothing like any of them and I fail to see any comparison besides you have a gun shooting people and you can see yourself. TLOU 2's gameplay falls apart on any harder difficulty but I can't think of a single non-ARPG third person game where the gameplay is a positive.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The forgotten Platinum leftover slop?
                Vanquish is peak platinum tho.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gets filtered by Vanquish
                >Admits TLOU is shit anyway
                Kek the deluded, moronic Naughty Dog/Sony fanbase everyone

                >Mesmerized by forgotten generic japslop from 17 years ago
                Of all the hills to die on, Vanquish being top-tier Platinum is one of them? Name a character, or a piece of lore, something to prove you actually know it. I refuse to believe this game has dedicated fans and I love Platinum. It's a demo for some good gameplay and nothing else.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Gets filtered by Vanquish
                >Admits TLOU is shit anyway
                Kek the deluded, moronic Naughty Dog/Sony fanbase everyone

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >actual stories
          >TLOU 2
          bruh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Typical troony response

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >basic story telling rule
    >show don't tell
    >cover itself tells you ellie is angry
    it's all so tiresome bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >basic story telling rule
      >show don't tell
      >cover itself tells you ellie is taking a shit
      it's all so tiresome bros

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >When does this start to get good?
    A restaurant opens up and they sell amazing tacos, they close down for a month, and reopen with only taco pizza available.

    Does the taco pizza ever get as good as the tacos?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never. It’s a bad movie

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cheap shock value
    >subversion for the sake of it
    >misery porn

    Never. It was a recipe for disaster from the first moment El Black Siempre took full control of the project. The game failed so miserably that they didn't make enough money to support the multiplayer that was ready to go to production.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably around ~15 years after release. That should be old enough that Ganker can start shitposting and wanking over it ironically to bait newbies.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jej what a homosexual game

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The moment you start the game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is tranniest thing I have ever seen. have a nice day

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The moment you start the game
      >be on patrol
      >Joel is missing
      >see clear signs of intruders
      >hear loud noises
      ELLIE STILL WALKS INTO THE FRICKING ROOM AND GETS CAUGHT LIKE A 70IQ moron

      games have low writing standards but damn that was bad

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which gun should I prioritise on upgrading?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never even finished the first game because what I played was shit.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Abby have a hairy pussy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She has a Hairy and crusty neovegana

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    change your difficulty to grounded and dont look up any future encounters for the best experience

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Calls Vanquish "Japslop"
      >While shilling Californiaslop

      [...]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have brainworms? Besides responding to the wrong post there was no mention of The Last of Us vs Vanquish, both are slop of their cultures. Are the Naughty Dog shills in the room with you right now?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Are the Naughty Dog shills in the room with you right now?
          there's Neil shills in the room.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No mention of Druck or praising him, constantly thinks about him anyway and that his own little personal army is out to get you
            Take your schizo pills old man, I think his van is outside your house right now. I miss Ganker before gamergate, at least you could get an actual discussion with trolling and not basedjak buzzwords.

            Frick you for ruining the internet.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Neil melts down because no one likes his shitty gameplay
              NEXT GUY

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Chud can't stop thinking about a israelite

                Rent.
                Free.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does TLOU get praised for its story when its the most by-the-numbers post apocalyptic zombie Hollywood schlock imaginable? Have its fans and reviewers literally never seen a movie before?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have no idea. I have noticed that the vast majority of tlou dick riders are either gay or women so I think it’s just something we can’t understand because we’re normal

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never worst 35 euros i sent in m'y life

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >When does this start to get good?
    I mean the early game is probably the best part, the pacing really bogs it down later on in Ellie and Abby's sections.
    Also I'm glad the remaster changed the cover, that original one sucks.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When you get to these synagogue tour.

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