>when I GM

>when I GM
>players want me to slowly make their characters for them, by revealing hidden lineages/attributes, presenting them with paths they can progress towards, redefining their abilities under new contexts and giving them unique items/allies, and even helping to establish personality traits/personal codes, ultimately shaping their character while they grow more and more passive as they clearly prefer my ideas over any they came up with themselves, releasing themselves from even the minimum of effort expected from players
>they carry these characters even to games with other GMs and take great pride in them

>when I play
>GM wants to make a significant change to my character
>it's dumb
>I quit the game not long after

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    pics or it didn't happen

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most people aren't creative

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just let the GM change your character

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Majority of people are not creative, OP. It is like nagging about how only you can afford to pay the check at a bar for everyone in your group because you are rich and they are not.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get rich, b***h

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My players are like this too. They're complete dipshits.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just like doctors make the worst patients, GMs make the worst players - because they've seen what's going on from the other side.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do people say this? I've never found it to be the case. The truth is you're just a shitty individual if you're unable to play in someone else's game without causing issues.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Turns out people have different experiences. The worst player I've had was a GM.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          But was he a good DM, or just an egotistical moron in all aspects of his life? Because my opinion is:

          Good DMs make the best players
          Bad DMs make the worst players

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            there’s no such thing as a good gm, just necessary evil to tolerate until AI replaces them

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong board

              [...]

              's Gate 3
              It exists! Go for it champ! No need to interact with other humans, you'd just disappoint them anyway.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                panders gayte is just the precooked version of the same brand of GayMasturbator soi homosexualry
                also
                >dnd
                go run those paid strahd sessions while you can, your time is nearly up

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have absolutely no idea what that jumble of words was meant to communicate.
                Says more about you than me though.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                My time will never be up because AI is moronic as shit and will probably be banned for the public sooner than later

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The universal experience is that shitty individuals cause issues in games.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you associate with homosexuals, judging by how new you are it checks out.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > letting players make characters instead of rolling everything off of tables
    fixes your whole ttrpg experience you can thank me later

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Anon.
      I took that away tho,
      Free starting backpacks with rations and torches,
      Pick from 3 templates of stats.

      >Play the character not the character creation process.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of my players handed in a completely nonsensical backstory
    >orphaned at birth
    >adopted
    >step parents don’t want him, no reason given (?)
    >double orphaned
    >street urchin
    >recruited for high rank tech job?
    >character has no idea who he’s actually working for but my player told me it’s a mega corp
    >leaves the job, for fear of his life
    >wants to keep the CEO (a major NPC) as a contact?
    >becomes mercenary, for the half assed reason that his job was sketchy (mysterious)

  10. 9 months ago
    Smaugchad

    fastcharacter.com

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >All games are DnD!
      >All characters should be understood as a combination of their Race, Class, Alignment, and Level!
      I both hate you and feel sorry for you.

      • 9 months ago
        Smaugchad

        https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com/backstory-descriptions.php

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find a group and GM compatible with your fetish. Both players and GMs are a dime a dozen, despite what /tg/ might insist on.

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