Kid died of an embolism after getting a syncope while watching the mario movie, so everyone was still in costume. Luckily that mall had a funeral service discount, so they took him there immediately.
This is what happens when your whole life is about consooming.
When Judgement Day comes and I find out I was in some shitty popculture casket I'd die again from embarrassment
You gain access to the funeral and you're told you'll be awarded 10 billion dollars if you make it through the entire service without laughing. No snorting, smirking or smiling, though you won't be disqualified for facial spasms. You must be 100% serious during the whole thing and you must pay full attention, no bathroom or water breaks, no sleeping and no distractions.
Can you do it?
Hard mode: The priest will constantly but randomly mispronounce the kid's name as "Super Shame"
Harder mode: All of the above, and the two guys in costume will reenact the first Mario level and they'll make the sound effect themselves by the end as a tribute
Impossible mode: All of the above, plus the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW OWOWOWOW and game over Mario 64 sounds
Shane must die mode: All of the above plus Nintendo representatives arrive by the end because of the copyright issues, and a massive battle royale for the ashes ensues
>when wife gets back from the BVLL and her breath smells of his cum but you still love her
kino reunion for super mario bros
grow up
a kid died
>grow up
unlike the kid
Poor bastard never even saw the Super Mario Bros. Movie.
Imagine the absolute lack of dignity to have a fricking corporate sponsored funeral. Actually makes me sick
I'd say most people have life insurance, so most funerals are indeed corporate sponsored.
How did the kid die
kek wtf, why is the dead kid in a super mario outfit????? did they hope to get sponsored for the funeral?
moron
Kid died of an embolism after getting a syncope while watching the mario movie, so everyone was still in costume. Luckily that mall had a funeral service discount, so they took him there immediately.
This is what happens when your whole life is about consooming.
When Judgement Day comes and I find out I was in some shitty popculture casket I'd die again from embarrassment
he wah'd his last hoo
Mario jumped on him
Took the poison mushroom power up.
he was jabbed
boxing claims yet another life
Stepped on a goomba
From it being over.
KONNICHIWA, DUDE!
>SUPER SHAME
>*pipe noise*
>*world 1-2 starts playing*
sex with a cute bbw. i want it
Post the whirr
>nintendo's executives and lawyers seeing this unauthorized use of their copyrighted franchise
They absolutely should've sued. No enterprise would ever want to be associated with a kid's death.
nintendo would exhume the coffin and make them replace it
Disney actually did that, some dead kid had a spiderman on his tombstone and Disney sued the family to get it removed and won.
Disney doesn't own the rights to spiderman.
Yes they do, they only lack the movie rights
Sony has the film AND gaming rights.
I imagine Spider-man themed tombstones fall under merchandise which belongs to Disney thougheverbeit.
are you moronic?
super shame
I see this posted all the time but were those two actually hired to dress like that at a funeral or are they just relatives?
People grieve in different ways.
So long, gay shane!
What if the kid didn't even like Mario and his brothers wanted an excuse to cosplay
You gain access to the funeral and you're told you'll be awarded 10 billion dollars if you make it through the entire service without laughing. No snorting, smirking or smiling, though you won't be disqualified for facial spasms. You must be 100% serious during the whole thing and you must pay full attention, no bathroom or water breaks, no sleeping and no distractions.
Can you do it?
Hard mode: The priest will constantly but randomly mispronounce the kid's name as "Super Shame"
Harder mode: All of the above, and the two guys in costume will reenact the first Mario level and they'll make the sound effect themselves by the end as a tribute
Impossible mode: All of the above, plus the kid will be cremated at the end with the WWAAOWW OWOWOWOW and game over Mario 64 sounds
Shane must die mode: All of the above plus Nintendo representatives arrive by the end because of the copyright issues, and a massive battle royale for the ashes ensues
anything below impossible mode is the easiest money of my life
>shane must die mode
if they got the smash announcer to show up I'd puke
>when you run out of extra guys
has Ganker been drudging up this kid's corpse for longer than he was even alive?
That's what happens to historical figures.
him and baby sneed
baby sneed was too good for this world. rip my homie baby sneed