When will game developers learn?

When will game developers learn?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that plant bawd tho

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dead mp
    >nigers

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      surely mmr will bring it back

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks doc

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    right image is already a red flag so im not surprised

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made a Wargroove 2?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I keep seeing black woman pirates? Is this a new esg trend or something?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't all modern day pirates black people?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For the most part but I'm meant Pirates in fantasy based on 18th century pirates

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pirates were the original punk. Black female pirates existed, and that fact creates plausible deniability that devs are courting ESG funding when they decide to depict black female pirates.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >black female pirates existed
            Proof? Source?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              They did exist, but mostly as matriarchs to small pirate families that operated near the coasts of Africa, nothing quite as glamorous as what the European pirates were up to in the Caribbean.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Piracy is one of the few notable professions that Africans are known for

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't forget being bandits and ranch-hands. Black and brown cowboys outnumbered hwites 2:1.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's really astounding considering no demographic pairing finds female blacks to be attractive in any way, which is the sole reason they're propped up so hard

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the description that gets me.
    The co-op, sharing, I'd be quite down for a SRPG with custom maps. All that goes away for some lazily written marketing with only the last line being what game it was. I see this so many times now where the description is a vague story / setting waffle with no real talk of what the frick the game is. Like that one short ripping RPG that felt like an adlib of gamer words.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not an SRPG

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        SPG?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shit Pozzed Game
          yes

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The left has characters that look cool to play.
    The right side characters are completely unappealing.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The left has characters that look cool to play.
      Which is funny because the original Wargroove was almost as pozzed as the sequel with its character designs, it’s just that the developers knew to hide them from most marketing material. Guess they got a little too bold this time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never played Wargroove. Just saying the cat lady, wise pajeet, and zombie b***h could be cool. Tactical dog is unoffensive and the knight is just there.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I take it you haven't seen the in game art?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn no wonder that's not the banner. Any interest in the first game I had would have dried up instantly.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did a Korean woman draw the left character?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Feminist
              Of course

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Very funny that everyone is sucking OG wargroove's dick despite the actual ingame art looking like this

            Reminder that the one on the left is supposed to be a rookie teenager who's never seen battle. This shit was always ugly.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              she got those scars in the kitchen

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blue haired androgynous protag
        >darkie with a man bun
        >hekkin doggo
        >crazy b***h
        >pure sex
        the many we can look past for the few

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plant bawd
      >unappealing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      except the plant girl. would frick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wargroove is ass. Game doesn't even have a working rock-paper-scissor mechanic and defensively it barely matters if you have the high ground, at best your unit survives at 1hp and tanks another hit.
      Story is dogshit and everyone is a goody two shoes. Devs are probably women, at least the writer.

      the cover hides that but MC girl is a dyke with hag lines.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The blue bearded guy is cute

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that covid ended?

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it racist to portray African as fat. I hardly see any other type of body other than short and fat.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly cannot play this game because of how shameless it is. I mean I love Advance Wars so more of that is a good thing right? I should just bury my disgust and have fun, but it kills me when a dev steals another game wholesale and puts their own aesthetic on it, but that aesthetic is utter rat-shit. Why should I reward you? What did you add? I'd rather just go play more Advance Wars 2.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, the gameplay is quite good. Focusing on the hero mechanic speeds up the Advance Wars gameplay, and though the portrait art sucks dickballs, the unit sprite art is great.

      The two real issues are:
      1. Combat lacks impact everywhere. This is a weird one, since they were already copying AW. Why not also also copy the gamefeel?
      2. The writing. The characters are insufferable and lame as frick. Indie devs need to shut the frick up.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just don't understand the appeal of the Advance Wars style. What's the point in playing a game without permanent characters to level up? I hate using generic classes that you buy and use in rock paper scissors combat, but then again I always hated games like Starcraft for the exact same reason. How can you get invested in controlling an army if you don't hand pick every unit and equip them with weapons and level them up individually? Each map may as well just be a different game because there is no continuity in your army between chapters. If I bought 5 tanks in a previous chapter I wont have 5 tanks in the next chapter, makes the game feel fake and hollow.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What's the point in playing a game without permanent characters to unlock?
          God do I hate zoomers. How fricked does your brain have to be to even say shit like this?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big sassy black woman
    Just as tiresome as slender black woman with an afro.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you know she's sassy?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes you just know.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop trying to turn indie games into franchises.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that the floran from starbound?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. It's the same shit devs, actually developing this game instead of publishing like they've been doing.
      They should stick to publishing, I think.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first game was already super woke so people avoided the sequel for good reason.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You give us mixed characters, we give you mixed reviews, simple as

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wargroove filled the void of Advanced Wars, but Nintendo recently released the remake. A sequel became completely redundant.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They put Black folk in the game because they know Black folk will buy anything if it has Black folk now and didnt before because it counts as a victory over whatever oppression they believe they have suffered. Its the same concept with gender swapping. None of us like it but dead franchises do this to milk whatever is left of a franchise. Look at disney. Look at anything past 2010. Lol.
    Black folk.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Black folk
      >buying anything

      They are known for thievery, not for consooming, and any commerce conducted in areas with an high nig population always faces massive loss

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I work(ed) in sales. If you can sell a thing to one Black person soon his babymama, and any fellow nigs will come consoom. You are wrong. Whats sad is you're also racist and you can't even do that right.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if we made fire emblem x advanced wars but worse
    >what if we made fire emblem x advanced wars but worse....but even worse
    axiom verge 2 and blasphemous 2

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fire emblem x advanced wars
      The FE influence being that it's fantasy? I see this tossed around a lot, I don't think it holds up well

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I checked the negative reviews. Most of them are addressing the lack of Arcade mode, lackluster online PvP, and too much dialogue in the campaign. Seems like this could've been an add-on or a DLC instead of a full-fledged sequel.

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will they learn gamers don't buy games with black people on their cover

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this shit is so obnoxious, I can't go on youtube without some banner in my face shilling BLACK VOICES AND BLACK CONTENT CREATORS
    No one wants to watch them! Sorry! I'm not black, why would I watch a black beauty channel? Clearly even fellow black people don't bother with the shit they shill. I don't even hate black people, I'll watch a black content creator if their content is good. It just usually isn't! Damn!

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously what the frick
    The first game is like wannabee anime but looks kinda neat and then the second one is all look at the stronk black woman and quirky bluebeard teehee
    plant b***h from starbound is good tho

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tiny Metal was a shitty AW game
    >Wargroove was a shitty AW game
    >AW Boot Camp was a shitty AW game

    Frickin bullshit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Warbits is alright

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      anyone played Battleworld Kronos?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The game is pretty mixed indeed

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what really REALLY pisses me off?
    >WarGroove
    Capital W and G
    >Wargroove 2
    Capital W, but not G

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICK IS METAL SLUG TACTICS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN RELEASED BY NOW!

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