When will we see attractive characters in video games again?

When will we see attractive characters in video games again?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you stop buying pozzed slop.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baldur's Gate 3.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ugly, greasy, fat faced women in their 40s and a genetic mistake
      Not a chance

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really don't see how women in that game are supposed to look bad, other than that goblin reptile thing or whatever which obviously just looks off as frick since it's supposed to be a different race.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          shadowheart legit looks like that one meme newbies keep spamming
          minthara has an extremely masculine face for a woman, with some fricked up rigging that makes her look utterly beastly at times
          I'd say karlach is the prettiest, but her hair's all moronic and FRICK ME SOULJA WE GAVE EM A RITE PROPA FRICKIN SEEIN TO DINT WE EY FRICKIN BLOODY ROTTEN BASTARD FRICKERS YE BRUV COME ON GIES A SHAG
          can't stand the way she talks, it's like the generic meme tomboy but seen through a pub slag's lens
          plus she's into teaching kids to be career criminals, you'd think she'd steer kids away from a life path that saw her sold to hell, terrible person

          then there's the two dykes from act 2, a hag who never grew out of her teen phase and some butch lesbian's power fantasy
          the girls in BG3 are fricking terrible

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frog is good

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's so hideous I didn't consider her worth mentioning. Githyanki are a shit and boring race whose only value is being a recurring enemy

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >minthara has an extremely masculine face for a woman
            Literally the only people who think this are trans because they think they might be able to pull it off.
            She has a square chin and that's it. High cheekbones, no adam's apple, feminine philtrum, feminine eyeshape, smooth brow.
            I know trannies really want to think that you can't tell the difference between a man and a woman with a round chin, but we can and ywnbaw

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >shadowheart legit looks like that one meme newbies keep spamming

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              was about to post this one kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick, now I can not unsee.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >shadowheart won the argument

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is it a chud face or that Asian nerdy girl plushie?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
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                Anonymous
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                Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Gith is unironically the best despite being the ugliest and the most moronic in the beginning. Before you learn that Shadowheart is a Sharran, she deserves to be hanged for that.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I really don't see how women in that game are supposed to look bad, other than that goblin reptile thing or whatever which obviously just looks off as frick since it's supposed to be a different race.

            >ugly, greasy, fat faced women in their 40s and a genetic mistake
            Not a chance

            Why are all the girls in BG3 flat? At most they're a C cup. Where's my D+?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Girls with big boobs don't exist, and even if they did they'd have back problems
              t. some homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But BG3 has bikini armor like angelic scion which is banned from Japanese console game since July 2022 by Kishida Fumiko.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              WOW
              NO breasts
              NO ASS
              TAKE THAT JAPAN

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            newbies who missed out on the Morrigan/Leliana and Liara/Tali waifu wars just really want people to think the BG3 girls are worth discussing.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot to mention mintharas chain smoker voice.

            That said shart looks go slightly above mid when she's got that Selune look. Isobel is the prettiest one, shame she's with that Angel troony.

            I just used the character appearance mod until it stopped working.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn’t take the frog pill

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a single homosexuals on Ganker will ever convince me she's ugly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ew disgusting.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Society is healing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Japanese, it doesn't count.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Call me when they bring Yufffie's shorts back.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not for you, it's for nobody.

      >wearing a skirt
      No, that is the censorship, it's the same pre censorship you get from Xenoblade where some westerner says no bikini bottoms and you get a skirt instead, no traditional swimsuits for you.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a single example
      >society as a whole is healing
      whatever you say my delusional friend

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Look up image
    >It's actually a whole movie, and not just a silly commercial.
    >Bobby Lee is in it somehow.
    Oh Bobby...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What were they thinking?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What were they thinking?
        "ME LOVE DIVERSITY LONG TIME"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like they went for the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe... but forgot to put jokes in.
        Then cast a bunch of 60 year olds and a mystery race Nickelodeon girl and called it a day.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mystery race Nickelodeon girl
          these are the best

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          For once the "young and diverse" cast would fit the theme and original. Naah, fill it with fossils.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like they went for the Guardians of the Galaxy vibe... but forgot to put jokes in.
        Then cast a bunch of 60 year olds and a mystery race Nickelodeon girl and called it a day.

        I hate Borderlands
        I'm still baffled by this movie
        Like, why would you cast septuagenarians as space mercenaries who were AT MOST in their early 40s

        It's like they're actively mocking anyone who'd even look up the IP on an image search. And yet the costume and set design seems to be very accurate.

        Like, it's just multiple layers of confusing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I get they wanted name recognition, Kevin Hart is the only relevant seat filler , but he can only play the same comic relief character in every film , no one is lining up to see action heroines who look twice and thrice the ages theyre supposed to be in the plot

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd forgive Cate Blanchett playing the villain maybe just because she did a good job as a hammy cartoon villain in Marvel Slop #65456, but only if the rest of the cast actually made sense.

            It's not even "muh diversity" ragebait. At least the blacks they replace all the Disney characters with at least are in the right age range and physical size.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is the first movie in a Borderlands Cinematic Universe, anon! Don't you want a Borderlands Cinematic Universe?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            These hags would be dead even before such a series could end

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              don't worry, they will be replaced by sassy black women

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not when half the cast will be using walkers in the next movie.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's truly bizarre. They even have some obscure references to the game in it, yet they completely miscast the main characters.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i was a borderlands tard until pre sequel. got so unbelievably bored i didn't even finish the normal mode when i ran though true vault hunter dozens of times and UVHM mode bl2 times 100 more(mostly for the xp grind to 72). I went back and i still had a good time getting a roland to 69, but i get why people don't like them. I love the designs and even the world building was pretty decent with extremely fun unique loot that doesn't stat pad the frick out of everything like modern loot games with +5 to this +2 to this while under effect blah blah blah. I know im not in the minority however, the first 2 games actually sold incredibly well. only reason there even getting a movie.
          post bl2 the franchise shit the bed so fast its crazy. tales can barely be considered a Borderlands game lol. thats a telltale game that just so happens to take place in the borderlands universe

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            After BL3, I think Pre-sequel was decent and everyone was too harsh on it. Although story wise it made Lilith look like an even bigger b***h than before since she started the events of BL2.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            After BL3, I think Pre-sequel was decent and everyone was too harsh on it. Although story wise it made Lilith look like an even bigger b***h than before since she started the events of BL2.

            While I love the gameplay of 3, I feel like 3 gets worse the more you actually like Borderlands. Also, 3 is filled to the brim with NONSTOP unskippable dialog that isn't fun to listen to and every fricking mission has "Talk to Lilith"

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >take quest
              >3min unskippable monologue
              >you frick off to the other side of the map while moron is speaking
              >finally ends
              >hurr speak with me again

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >While I love the gameplay of 3, I feel like 3 gets worse the more you actually like Borderlands.
              This is absolutely 100% true because I don't care that much about Borderlands and got a free copy to be the third wheel in a playthrough, and I'm having a pretty good time with the guns and laughing at how lame the story is while my two friends are absolutely fricking livid about what the plot's doing.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i wanna frick zero

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go to bed Axton.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                axton is a turretsexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        at least its a movie instead of another fricking series

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Make Guardians of the Galaxy but call it something else
        I hope Randy does a magic show at the premier

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean Cate Blanchett can still get it but she should not be playing a character that is supposed to be in her 20s while she is 54 years old, I don't know what they were thinking with Tannis. At least Moxxi is a mother of 2 in her 50s in the games so the casting is kinda accurate if anything.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think this is what bothers me most.
          Cate is a good actress and I really enjoy her other performances, but casting her as Lilith is really a big mistake

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is Roland a manlet?
        Why are half the cast actual crones?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Should've had cast Terry Crews.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thinking?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        THIS MOVIE IS SH*T! VAULT HUNTER, GO BLOW IT THE F*CK UP!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody could play him other than Hulk Hogan, right?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's pushing 70 so he could probably be in the sequel.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Randy's dead so yeah I guess

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know man. With the way he's written he'd be all for this diverse adaptation and would call anyone who doesn't like it as an "incel" or something.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the west has fallen, millions must die

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        absolute soulless that roland doesn't talk in a stereotypical obnoxious high pitch hype black man. now even a single WOOOOO or CRITTTICAL BIIATCH

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just like Christmas!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Borderlands already felt like this type of movie, it can't possibly ruin it more than 3 and nu tales did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we need more grannies
        Is this the same dyslexic intern that does the casting for gingers

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish these people would stop milking ELO

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The makers of Borderlands have constantly slapped fans in the face with how they handle the IP
        >Everyone is shocked the movie is also a slap in the face
        You guys don't get it, do you? They don't care about you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a western movie adaption being complete dogshit garbage
        is anyone supposed to be surprised about this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well hey, at least the cast is okay, doesn't look half bad compared to most of modern diversity slop

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anime picture
          >abysmal standards
          checks out

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This appeals to me btw. I like older women more

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ew

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah I'm a certified hag lover but they're ugly.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like boomerlands

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    borderland homosexuals deserve worse

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing says action star like a 54 year old woman. I like Cate Blanchett but she is not an action movie actress.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >in development for a decade
    >scrapped and rewritten a dozen times
    >will inevitably flop and vanish over a weekend
    just like a real aaa video game

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if I don't personally find them attractive then white genocide is real! Why can't they all look like hentai girls or surgically-altered porn stars?

    You will never own slaves

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You will never own slaves
      Is that the hill you REALLY want to die on?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >then white genocide is real!
      homie, only white dudes want to look at ugly old hags, frick are you smoking?
      Those of us who don't like this shit definitely aren't white.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm white and I hate uggos.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      white genocide is real btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just like how you will never be a woman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      either the Holocaust didn't happen or White genocide is real

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say what you want about the casting but if they'd given the role to a young SucideGirls-looking bawd that actually resembled Lilith it would look too much like cosplay and the whole movie would feel like some Machinima/Corridor Digital fan film.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And instead it looks like a mom trying to fit in at comic con.
      What are you saying anon, this looks like shit. At least give us something to fap to like we did when the game first came out when we were kids.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes you on, I’m into that.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >video game movies
    No one cares. This isn't consumed by the people who play the games.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jamie lee curtis looks like that???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

      jewmie lee curtis and her trans son

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cast list genuinely reads like a shitpost.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen that pic of Lilith (AR) before, what is it even?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >15 years since original release
    >still haven't come close to finishing it
    which character is the most fun? might give it another chance so I can properly shit on the movie when it comes out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >which character is the most fun?
      Siren is the easiest to play solo. Brick is fun if you use speedrunning trick to run fast.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first game is boring as frick and basically a side mission simulator.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    at least they didn't ruin my wife yet

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she died, so she's free.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah
        i wonder how will they ruin Krieg

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Lilith is dead too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not canon
        >But B3-
        As I said, not canon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they will never not make me seethe

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate this wretched fricking sewer gremlin so much.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >literally killed off screen
      They already did.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey, at least it not a Black person!

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this some kind of later years shit? There's no other recommendation to use old hags to play as otherwise young and attractive characters.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie was made for hag frickers by hag frickers.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there’s men honestly attracted to right more than left

      I'll never understand how human attraction lets this happen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its largely a meme. just like those guys that say they want to frick whales

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its largely a meme. just like those guys that say they want to frick whales

        Or the redditors who say Shrek looks sexy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        mental illness

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am attracted to pixels and can't find human females attractive anymore unless they are photographs of instagram models
        You are mentally ill. This is what being terminally online does to a man's penis. You should see a doctor before you develop full blown erectile dysfunction and can't be aroused by anything but pixels.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope more granny fricker

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moxxi has a stronger jawline than I do

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are there any 70+ year old Asian actresses who can play Maya?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >posting an inferior version
      i want to frick the shit out of her, and at the same time i want to slap the shit out of her

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to make her frick skags

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm honestly shocked they didn't make one of them black.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically feel ugly hags fit borderlands better. There are no pretty people on pandora. I will absolutely not watch this movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vault hunters are off-worlders.
        Tannith being old could be fine, but not approaching her great grandchildren.
        Moxxi is hagmaxxing so it's fine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean Moxxie is actually supposed to be hag aged. She has several adult children

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This would have been fine if the movie took place in the future of the series instead of trying to make this the beginning.
        [...]
        I always assumed since she's a hillbilly she had her kids when she was a teenager.

        moxxi's definitely in her late 30's/early 40's

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's only done so it doesn't objectify women, so yeah is shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moxxi is the only correct one. she's supposed to be hag with tons of makeup and a body count to match.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtu.be/4kMDBeE4zNM
      What were they thinking?

      https://i.imgur.com/j6GE2Xz.jpg

      When will we see attractive characters in video games again?

      i don't care for your screenshots, i don't care for your comparisons nor do i care for your trailers
      call me when they make an actually good movie - that i will discuss

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ewww

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hags
      these are grandmas

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hag
      Those aren't hags, they are grannies, moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      moxxie is somewhat fine. shes supposed to be old as frick. and i would still frick her tbh, what's surprising is that she looks younger than the two that are like half her age lol

    • 3 months ago
      jailbroken router

      nooooooooooooooooooo not my sexy voice moxxi

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This would have been fine if the movie took place in the future of the series instead of trying to make this the beginning.

      I mean Moxxie is actually supposed to be hag aged. She has several adult children

      I always assumed since she's a hillbilly she had her kids when she was a teenager.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's weird is that you can just hire prostitutes as actors. They don't act great, but does that matter in a shameless cash grab movie?

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I take making them old over making them black and fat to be honest

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to randomly boot up BL3
    >a fricking ad for this shit is displayed before even entering the title screen
    holy shit frick off man

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer looks so, so fricking bad. The only person that looks okay cast-wise was Krieg, but I don't understand why he's in the movie instead of Mordecai. Cate Blanchett must be 65 now, but Lilith is early 20s. Same shit with Tannis, but at least I think she's meant to be slightly older and less important. Then you have the manlet unfunny black guy playing Roland who was beefy and definitely taller than 3 foot 9.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    California will probably be the last bastion of woke hags and troonyBlack folk to fall. But if we keep going strong, not buying their loathsome products, we may soon be returning to an era of hot b***hes in vidya.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Palworld

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is dead

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        update on the 28th

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Borderhags

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    only krieg and moxxi look anywhere near passable. moxxi is supposed to be a hag anyway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's painted on, right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's real

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone noticed Lilith isn’t using her siren powers?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >siren(noun): a seductively beautiful or charming woman, especially one who beguiles men
      makes sense for the adaptation

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know who this is for. Woke morons want to kill old people because of their outdated ideas, there's no diversity points there.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have never played a single borderlands game
    i remember watching friends play the first one and thinking it looked awful and never got into it.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eli Roth directing
    Shlock kino incoming

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Borderlands 1 is the only game that isn't moronic...

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they turned the girl into a milf and the milf into a granny
    wtf.

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that looks so bizzare but i was wondering were these meant to portray real demihuman ears or is she just some autistic weeb character from the ingame wearing badly made fake ones and doing a bit?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      La Creatura!~

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy goblina

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shes a traumatized-since-6yo weirdo le random girl in game, they're not real rabbit ears.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      who is this even? tiny tina? she was not even included in the first game

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Krieg isn’t in the first game and he’s in the movie.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          who?

      • 3 months ago
        jailbroken router

        that looks so bizzare but i was wondering were these meant to portray real demihuman ears or is she just some autistic weeb character from the ingame wearing badly made fake ones and doing a bit?

        why they don't just go find one of the cosplay girls

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Too white.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why they don't just go find one of the cosplay girls
          1. They're not actors, they cosplayers
          2. Even if they were actors, especially in the case of Blanchett and Curtis, you want the name draw for marketing.
          Are you REALLY this fricking stupid? The movie is going to be a fricking disaster regardless

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you think about "le actors" are basically horribly overpaid cosplayers

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            really? this is your excuse?

            so ...they couldn't get one of the pic-related?

            if you think about "le actors" are basically horribly overpaid cosplayers

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'd have passionate veganal sex with the one on the left.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                really? this is your excuse?

                so ...they couldn't get one of the pic-related?
                [...]

                updated

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                1 has too wide lips
                2 has an obviously different chin
                3 is so-so and not really a match for the first character but it would do
                4 would be the best and a good choice for the second borderlands character if they applied some ageing makeup and coached her voice to be a little older

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Krieg and Tina are replacing Mordecai and Brick as party members in this film for whatever reason.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you can literally see her right ear in the same image you posted.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you dont think shes a cute frickable little spinner, you might actually be a homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      laTyna

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *latrina

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie seems like it exists to give out of work actors a paycheck.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    retire all hags

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gerontocracy

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care about the original character, I would slam Jamie Lee Curtis in a heartbeat if I ever got the chance.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    seriously though, why are they so old?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To make the movie more bad and ass.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It appeals to men into older women

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    But we got some cleavage going on here so it's fine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are we only allowed cleavage when it's old hag cleavage

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You will jerk off to the old hag and you will be happy. Do as you're told.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like Harrison Ford, she's so foul.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Using the BG3 Ugo version of tannis
    I Shiggity Diggity

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can understand jamie lee to pull in the normies but they could've picked someone attractive as the siren

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't tell me this shit is getting a release in physical movie theaters.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    will randy have a cameo?

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate old people

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When women get forced out of industries

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll just go back to super homosexual space marines cause dudes in the games industry are gay as frick. The west has never been able to make good looking female characters unless they directly copied a real hot woman's face.
      Meanwhile the consistently hottest female character designs are done by Japanese women.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most women also prefer having sexy characters in videogames. There is just a vocal minority trying to overcorrect things in certain studios.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I speak for most women. Trust me, they agree with me, bro.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >didn't see scooter anywhere

    CATCH AAAAA RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE(?)

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when they stop making money
    companies will stop slopping games when it stops being financially viable to do so.
    Stop buying the games. Companies will follow the money, that's how capitalism works.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the industry crashes and the moronic diversity hires and danger hairs are expelled.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Michael Myers was in the right

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >who should we cast as this 20 year old character
    >i know, lets use a 55 year old woman!

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is tons of attractive video game characters? Maybe you should stop playing shitty AAA games.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Kate Blanchette a lot but I have no idea what the frick they were thinking. Even 25 years ago this would have been strange casting.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This reaching levels of depravaty previously unheard of
    Its not enough to push ugly manfaced looking gorillas, they gotta be literal grannies too because being young is problematic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Young beautiful girls have to go OF since Hollywood only accept zendayas and grannies

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant tell the difference
    Theyre the same image

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont care about that, what Im wondering is why does every single of these new era movie adapations of games all look the same? Im thinking about the low lightning and generally grey style of the clothing Sure it's realistic, but they all blend together in a bland soup. These games, particular Borderlands has a very distinct style with colors that pop out at you. I think the One Piece one had some distinct color and life to it. But take Witcher for example, it's like they looked at the games and tried to recreate Geralt as close as possible (I know they used the books, but they very clearly used the chainmail shoulder plates armor of 3) then almost every single other character's look and clothing was thrown in at random.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the audience for this movie? Is there really an army of 50 yo grey-haired grandmas who are really hyped about fricking borderlands?

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the thing doesnt even make sense, you have character from b1 and b2 on the same party

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Borderlands 4 will be even worse, but will still be more playable than other looter shooters surrounding it on release because nobody is ready to give a more genuine less corporate shot at this shit genre.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BL4 will 100% be live service.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Borderlands 2 is going to stay standing as the only playable looter shooter then, and even that is a stretch due to a few factors.

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you stop playing the most bland AAA trash and animeshit there are tons of games with sexy females. Or dudes if you're into that. Stop having shit taste.

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know because this movie exists you really have to give the games voice actors a lot of credit specially Ashly Burch

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If they had made a boomerlands spinoff where they bring everyone out of retirement... But why half ass it and make this abomination?

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we cant have a white man, so lets use a psycho instead
    you would think brick would be allowed, but I guess not

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      krieg is only there for that theory about him being tinas dad. thats it, he doesn't really matter. i can assure you he only exists for an emotional moment that will confirm it if the later games didn't already and it will be a tina centric moment. hes just a tool

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they also forgot about the drunk mexican, so you are either black or a woman

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MARCUS GETS TO FRICK THIS? UM WHY IS HE ALWAYS THE MOST BASED CHARATER IN THIS SHIT SERIES

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Women will save men in the end
    One day enough women will be empowered and supported enough to stand up to the feminist tyranny to simply up and say "Hey wtf why can't you make us hot and loose, which most of us actually are?"
    You already see it with Alanah Pearce and the likes. They're playing along but they actually don't feel pleased by the degrading of female "correct" designs and she's losing hype like every man is, and the industry is in decline because of it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't you remember how 3 ended?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbaV75glJ6g
      im sure borderlands was chosen to get a movie from egs girl boss shit even though literally everyone hated it

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch the trailer
    >see cate blanchett as lilith
    >think she would have worked better as tannis due to her age
    >see tannis is played by an even older actress
    >mfw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tannis is clearly in her 30s whereas Cate is 54. Not one choice in this movie makes any sense. Kevin, can my voice get any fricking louder and annoying, Hart as Roland?

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any actors who could pull him off?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      His face is literally a mask so just get a lanky ass dude then have Jack's VA do voice over.
      What a fricking moronic question.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jim Carrey. He's worn a mask before.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, ricky gervais

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His voice actor looks decent enough.jist use him with a mask

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Hardy obviously

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So why DOES he wear the mask?

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cate Blanchett as Lilith
    what

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how the frick does this bottom of the barrel slop got Cate Blanchett

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad these two got butchered
    I hate lilith and tannis so much

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chick doing a Borderlands trailer reaction vid looks more like Lilith than the actress

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Randy liked his girls on the, erm, younger side.

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When that wretched generation dies off, there will be a chance. Not certain, but there is a chance.
    However, at this moment, there is absolutely NO CHANCE at all.
    Hollywood and even gaming right now, is ruled by a cabal of old roastie women like just like Cate Blanchett and Jamie Lee Curtis.
    As long as the live (and it doesn't matter that they are fricking 80 or 90y old) they will NEVER give roles like this to younger women

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Hollywood is run by Jamie Lee Curtis"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That cant be Cate Blanchett... did she always look like that?

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      bogged + botox overdosis

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's in her 50's now?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's 55 years old
      why would they cast her to play someone who is supposed to look young

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glad you all are losing your favorite hobby.

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's playing Mr Shank?

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ how horrifying

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rate this chatbot’s cast choices.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd watch that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If Robert Rodriguez is directing, I'm in

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When whites reclaim Earth from israelites.

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont care Cate Blanchett is mommy

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously...there isn't a single person in the world that thought "Yep, that's Jamie Lee Curtis" when he saw Moxie in Borderlands games. So what the frick?

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they cast grannies instead of attractive women? How will grannies help the movie grow in popularity?

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, there AIN'T NO REST FOR THE WICKED

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to think that white people were never actually capable of designing attractive women and it was always just Asians who made all the hot women in older "western" media.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop playing westoid games for the lowest of the IQs

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't watched movies in years, so correct me if i'm wrong, but maybe the reason why the didn't hire younger and more fitting actors was because there just isn't any with a big name? Like seriously, who's this generation's Arnold, Harrison Ford, Clint Eastwood, Kurt Rusell, etc?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      For this movie nah it's more like they probably figured they could afford Cate Blanchett who loves doing dumb nerd shit.
      But they've seriously talked about this as a problem even like 20 years ago. That with the rise of franchise flicks people don't go see movies with actors the same way people would go see a Tom Cruise or Julia Roberts movie back in the 90s. Nobody watches a Tom Holland movie, or a Chris Hemsworth movie, they want to go see superhero flicks.
      Kramer vs Kramer, a drama about a family gonig through a divorce, starring Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep was the highest grossing film of 1979, beating Superman(Superman was technically higher but it released at the end of 1978 so most of its gross was in that year), Amityville Horror, Rocky 2, Apocalypse Now, Alien, etc. Could you imagine that shit today? More people going to see Marriage Story with Adam Driver and Scarlett Johannson in 2019 over Avengers Endgame?

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I should've got 3 on pc. I NEED those "Talk to Lilith" and other conversation removal mods.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cate blanchett

    but you know what

    >>>>>>>

    [...]

    a borderlands movie in the first place
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

    [...]

    being so vacuously lacking in creative ability that they're ripping off old game IPs for plotlines

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you enjoy Borderlands in any capacity then you deserve this.

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what were you expecting from randy "feminisim is badass" pitchford?

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are they gonna make fun of midgets and male homosexuals like the first game?

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