When you send out Ogerpon in your battle against Kieran

When you send out Ogerpon in your battle against Kieran

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since Indigo Disk lets you trade Pokemon with various NPCs, I wonder if there'll be a special interaction if you trade Ogerpon to Kieran.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There better be. I want to see players conflicted.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Won't be allowed to.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a special interaction where Kieran looms over Ogerpon creepily and it runs to hide behind you
      >You can trade Ogerpon to most Indigo Disk NPCs, but you specifically can't trade it to him

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But Ogerpon refused.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not going to work like that, moron. It'll be like the ones in PLA, where an npc asks for a particular type of Pokemon and you give one to them. Like Katy will probably just ask you to give her a Bug type. You won't be able to just go up to any NPC and trade them whatever you want.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rematch with Kieran
    >send out Ogerpon
    >Kieran readies, knowing your jerk ass would open with her
    >you throw out a different mon
    >Kieran gets confused
    >uhh are we doin a double battle?
    >you tell Ogerpon to sit back and watch
    >YOU FRICKINGー
    >thats when he notices it...
    >Ogerpon's slightly distended belly.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon don't get pregnant. Picnic baskets do.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hush, you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pokemon don't get pregnant
        I mean, Mew did.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Whenever a group of Pokémon is around a picnic basket they feel compelled to ejaculate/expel eggs inside of it and Pokémon Eggs form when there's compatible dna there
        Life truly finds a way.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Have a child with Ogerpon
      >Show your child off to
      >Kieren tries to steal your child

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kieren tries to steal your child
        "If I can have the ogre(pussy) then I must become one"

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Kieran goes after ogerbaby
        Kieran no!

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kieran suddenly sends out an Ogerpon of his own and it's shiny

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Give up Florian, with Terapagos' power, I can conjure up any Pokémon I wish into existence, powerful, rare Pokémon, and Legendary Pokémon, all loyal to me, and only me! Why, here comes another one right now... Think you can keep this up?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Terapagos still is unable to grant him an Ogerpon

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real talk I don't think Kieran is gonna be the final villain of the DLC. I'm willing to bet he'll have a change of heart during the Indigo Disk before going back to Area Zero.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's obviously going to be Briar

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Terapagos. I don't trust that paradoxical israeliteelpet one bit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Teal Mask ends with a gauntlet of Ogerpon’s 4 masked forms
            >Indigo Disk will end with a gauntlet of Terapagos’ 18 Terastallized forms, ending with the form depicted in the book
            Will never happen because Little Timmy needs to be able to beat it, but it would be kino

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Expectation: Each form takes nearly an hour to beat for an 18 hour boss fight with high risk of the game crashing throughout.
              >Reality: You only get to fight the final form with the 19th Tera Type because Little Timmy can't figure its matchups. There will be a 1 minute cutscene in the middle of the battle praising Little Timmy when he finally does. Alternately, the battle will just be a unlosable glorified cutscene like the one in the base game as the game has your trusty bike lizard or new VGC toy one shot each form. Chances of the game crashing is still high, if not guaranteed.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I hate about Masuda Pokémon. It feels like a blatant wish fulfillment with everyone saying how great you are. Gen 1 and 2 felt more like you earned said praise while starting with Gen 3 it was given to you ASAP.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking this. Replaying those two games it does feel like the player is just a regular kid that just happens to be good at training and catching Pokémon. Gen 3 started the OMG MC you are super duper strong I kneel to you.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gen 1 and 2 felt more like you earned said praise
                You're joking right? Everything is handed to you on a silver platter.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only things handed to you are a starter and pokedex.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gen 2 was made by Masuda too. Tagiri stepped out from the directing chair when it became clear his original vision (the one with the entire Japan as the region) wasn't panning out right.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Masuda made the music.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              sounds like the final boss of persona 3

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the tera crystals are the means by which all is revealed

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

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              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kieran is even wearing a jersey now

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You could probably balance this by having Terapagos be significantly weaker to make it about as strong as Bloodmoon Ursaluna

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              sounds like the final boss of persona 3

              >the tera crystals are the means by which all is revealed

              >it's a tera raid with you, nemona, arven, and penny
              >18 terastallized form gauntlet
              >your friend NPCs of course won't listen to your commands
              >penny's sylveon is busy spamming attract and failing

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >penny's sylveon is busy spamming attract and failing
                >Not Baby-Doll Eyes
                What?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                baby-doll eyes doesn't give a charm ailment

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's a reference to a party member in Persona 3 whose AI is infamous for using the spell Marin Karin which inflicts Charm; think Attract, but with worse accuracy than nerfed Dark Void. To make it viable, you also must have the appropriate passive skills for increased accuracy, which said party member never gets. Also you can't control your allies in the original and FES rerelease, only set suggested tactics.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's why Charm bullets > Marin Karin.
                Hell, frick buffs and debuffs, just get Rakukaja and Terukaja and just mow down everything in your path.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Status effects are always a meme in RPGs, they're either shit or broken with little inbetween

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Where would Pokémon be in this line then? Shit or Broken?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                in Pokémon they're good because battles are mostly on equal field, and if an adversary has a mon immune to a status you can also get it

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's hard to say. Status effects can be crippling and shift the momentum of a fight, but because pokemon has such a strict action economy and status moves are innately reliant on RNG(typically lower than average accuracy, random activation/duration) there's often little reason during ingame play to spend your turn potentially crippling an enemy when you can just OHKO them with a super effective move instead. On the other hand, a lot of moves have a chance to apply status effects on top of dealing damage, which is even more RNG. I think that freezai dude posted a match where the outcome was effectively decided in a single lucky turn, as a thunderbolt paralyzed the enemy and then made them lose their turn.

                Basically they're a meme in low level play and broken in high level play, but RNG can swing the balance wildly in either direction.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pokemon actually does it right. Everyone is on the same level rather than bosses just having immunity to most of every status effect making them functionally useless since bosses are the only enemies you would want to use them on since they don't go down in one hit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                broken as shit. freeze is essentially an RNG instant KO, sleep needs special clauses in competitive play to not be the dominant strategy, burn and paralysis have both been directly nerfed, and toxic defined an entire playstyle for many years.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It would be very boring actually .
              Just a single Terapagos with Perfect Terastal, omniboost in stats with the perfected 19th type that takes halved damage and is always supereffective

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And Terapagos
            I mean, I can see it being the final pokemon battle of the story in the same way Ogerpon was but not an antagonist. That thing has been used and abused by everyone who found it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And she will use Kieran as her perfect Champion to wield the Pokemon's power.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Terapagos. I don't trust that paradoxical israeliteelpet one bit.

          And she will use Kieran as her perfect Champion to wield the Pokemon's power.

          It's Heath who's evil
          Briar is actually a good guy

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're all evil. The only winning move is to remove Paldea, Kitakami, and Blueberry Academy.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he will be in his edgy mode until you beat the shit out of him, then he will become friendly again. The reasoning being that he is already the Champion and the peak of Blueberry he doesn't need to prove anything to anyone not even himself and will realize this after we battle him and then Dokutaros hold over him will break because of this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like Molly from movie 3.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even after you beat his 6 pokemon he keeps wishing for more and more

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >In order to win you have to faint one of every single pokemon in one battle.
        >N..not yet i still have
        >Makes up an entirely new species of pokemon.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >paradox Ogerpon

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >paradox ogerpon is the bloodthirsty ogre monster that killed the loyal 3 and the village feared that he originally envisioned it to be

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That might actually be fun.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >paradox Ogerpon

          >paradox ogerpon is the bloodthirsty ogre monster that killed the loyal 3 and the village feared that he originally envisioned it to be

          This is just an SMT game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kieran's fervent wish has reached Rayquaza!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That'd be extremely kino, that's how you know GF wouldn't do it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >with Terapagos' power, I can conjure up any Pokémon I wish into existence, powerful, rare Pokémon, and Legendary Pokémon,
      God I'm glad that reality warping isn't a thing, it'd take a mcguffin to beat Kieran.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        or just beat a team of legendaries like a man

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >beat his team of legends
          >tosses the old ones instead of healing them and conjures a new set
          That's why reality warping is dumb.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            no you see after you defeat someone in a pokemon battle they unconditionally surrender even if they’re the boss of a giant crime syndicate and can probably shoot the kid dead

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and can probably shoot the kid dead
              that kind of weapons don't exist as far as we know.
              >but the anime?
              different time, different canon. Could still be forgetting some instances where guns appear in the games tho

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that kind of weapons don't exist as far as we know
                I mean, they have explosives, so they clearly have gunpowder.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I mean, they have explosives
                do they? I admit i don't remember this

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but team galactic explicitly blows up lake verity with a bomb, so the tech definitely exists in-universe

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                damn, that's true

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope Kieran has a level 90+ team

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean MY woman who wanted me and didn't even give a shit about you for a single moment?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we're going to cuck Kieran AGAIN with Dokutaro
    >we're going to cuck Briar with Terapagos
    The frick is wrong with Florian

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh, another legendary. Don't mind if I do! *yoink*

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moves to Paldea
      >everyone is immediately strangely interested in him, has 3 students basically begging to spend time with them after one week at school
      >cucks Arven with Nemona
      >ALSO cucks Nemona with Arven
      >then proceeds to travel to a far away land cause he was among the 4 out of like 1000 students to win the field trip lottery, how lucky
      >struts into the village in bumfrick nowhere
      >Kieran is immediately infatuated with Florian, and so is Carmine even if she's playing hard to get
      >turns Kieran's life completely upside down without even trying by infiltrating his family, manipulating him and taking away the thing he loves the most
      >cucks him into complete mindbreak
      Florian is an NTR protag, that's why everyone is playersexual.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that one generic kid who got paired with Carmine for orienteering ends up cucked to death

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. Poor kid kek

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. Poor kid kek

          People talk about Kieran, but this guy is by far the cuckest.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kieran is a meme, this homosexual is just pathetic.
            But at least he accept it ain't happening by the end of part 1 while Kieran is going full edgelord.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn’t buy the DLC so he can’t get her. That’s literally the only reason.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >XC3 thread in pokemon board
    >it's not about BLOOD MOON

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's about the world's biggest cuck

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah I get that but I also like the funny N man saying BLOOD MOON in a funny voice

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish game freak just gave up and let monolithsoft make the next generation because they are the literally the only japanese devs left who know how to make good rpgs

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    1) Ogerpon is MINE
    2) She choose ME and wanted ME
    3) She'll be the mother of MY children
    4) YOU will never be allowed near her

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with NTR (it is NTR from Kieran's PoV) turning guys into world destroying threats? You have N, Kieran recently and the most destructive example ever: Oersted.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Game Freak and Monolith Soft are incels

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        And SE too, as they made Oersted and fricking Bahamut Lagoon, the game that literally codified modern NTR tropes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's up with NTR (it is NTR from Kieran's PoV) turning guys into world destroying threats?
      Even if I told you, you wouldn't understand.
      You just have to live it. And I hope you never do.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You have N,
      When did he get NTR'd?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        When M and Mio body swapped.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, Xeno N.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I posted a pic of Xeno N and you somehow missed it?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was in pokemode.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              No idea who that anime person is, and it's the pokemon board. really not that big a leap.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        When M gave her body to Mio so Noah doens't lose his own catgirl to N's insanity, from N's PoV he was effectively "cucked by himself" and that made him snap like no tomorrow.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nips LOVE NTR for a strange reason, mind you this trend is somewhat recent

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But why?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dunno man, I'm only aware due empyrical observation of how much NTR is released in comiket in comparison with past comikets

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assume the schadenfreude of watching someone having their girl taken.
          Personally I read shota NTR because it's always fricking hilarious when a kid has a 10 foot dong and just breaks a grown woman.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          My personal schizotinfoil theory is that it is another of their Govs propaganda pushes, this time in a "IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO IMPREGNATE WOMEN LET OTHER MEN DO IT AND RAISE THE CHILD, WE NEED THE FRICKING BIRTHRATE TO GO UP! UP!" or "JUST FRICK AND IMPREGNATE ALL THE WOMEN YOU CAN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BILL, SOME KEK WILL FOOT IT!" kind of way or something. Seems implausible enough that it could be possible BECAUSE it is implausable.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That would be completely moronic.
            Why would you try to increase the birthrate by falling more into degeneracy? Wouldn't be better to tempt people by showing that a wholesome life can be achieve with positive results?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe they want to use a KHV's rage and jealousy to get them to steal women from families.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Wouldn't be better to tempt people by showing that a wholesome life can be achieve with positive results?
              I mean, that is basically what they HAVE been trying to do the last decade outside of porn with a lot of "Me and my cute wife"-styled stuff and feelgood things like "Ojisan to Marshmallow" and "Ore Monogatari!!" or so and im not sure if it actually been working (I do many things, but tracking japanese Birthrates is not one of em), so they could be throwing shit on the wall to see what sticks out of desperation. As said, Tinfoilschizotheory.

              The other one could basically be consumers rebelled AGAINST such nice wholesome stuff due it becoming too common and pushed.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and im not sure if it actually been working
                As someone who's been alone for years romance manga like that just make me want to kill myself.
                But God help me do I want to see the good ending
                also Takagi is ending this month

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone likes a soap opera plot. It's easy for the writers to hack something out, and the audiences feel emotionally attached to it cause of the base level of drama it inherently provides.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            But it's not even really drama, it's just kinda sad and frustrating to witness.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              misery porn. there’s a popular manga called boy’s abyss also going around rn which is basically the same thing

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oesterd did nothing wrong.

      Nips LOVE NTR for a strange reason, mind you this trend is somewhat recent

      One of the examples he mentioned is from the 90s. And not even the biggest example of a big Square SNES JRPG featuring it. Some people in Japan still go into online rants when Bahamut Lagoon is brought up. Game literally mindbroke a generation of nerds

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That game literally codified the modern NTR basic plot, hell, its writer admitt he wrote it while being very butthurt over a bad breakup.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I find it ironic that it was his way of dealing with it (as with the entire story of Bahamut Lagoon, ultimately the message is that times always move forward, things never stay the same and that moving on is always a better option than being obsessively hang up in the past) but it still comes off as so bitter and mean spirited not a single soul took it that way.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the uh, Shania of Pokémon?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry Kieran. Ogerpon will join you any minute now.
      >Loyal 3 happen
      Any minute now
      >Florian leaves with Ogerpon
      Any minute now
      >Future Blueberry Academy event
      Any minute now

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have the DLC but why do Kieran, his sister and the other lady have evil eyes? They look so weird, are they even human?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe cause the designers thought it looked, maybe cause it'll have story relevancy later. We don't know (yet)

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        *looked cool

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, are you racist against reptilians?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kieran might or might not be possessed by some Pokemon, but Carmine is a sweetheart.
      The lady might be an actual villain though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Briar is definitely the villain, you don't have a connection to the title screen and be a side character.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT'S THIS, AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL LEGENDARY POKEMON, WELL I'LL JUST CATCH IT BECAUSE IM THE PROTAG-

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek, it's edit yours anon?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, some Anon made it a few days ago.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          not even kieran is safe from lysithea’s bullying

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kieran dies from Dokutaro
      >We use Terapagos to alive him back where he’s nice again, so happy ending!
      >It’s implied that he’s just an artificial version like the AI Professor but his family doesn’t know that

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Can you do me a favor Florian? ...Make sure you come to school tomorrow...

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry Kieran, im sure you will get a Shiny Ogerpon for yourself if you are just graceful about it in a spin-off in... Let's see here... yes, in about 22 years.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep dreaming.
      Captcha: SWAG K

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Carmine when she loses to you

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kieran when he loses to you

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kieran in the final battle
    >I authorize Dokutaro to control my mind

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    NTR or just failure to achieve their goals is probably one of the most common feelings among young western males

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orgepoooooooonnnnnnnn

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
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        Anonymous

        Captcha: 26NTR1

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
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            Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        powerful wall of text

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Captcha: 26NTR1

      kino

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