Where did it all go wrong bros?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    2006 was the last good year for videogames

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, it was 1998 when developers conferences started to pop up. As soon anything has attention, israelites, women and homosexuals start to infect what ever they are in contact with. You just noticed the symptoms in 2006 maybe.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too long, didn't read.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not for you

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In vidya or in this IP specifically? Because you might not want to hear it, but looking back on what AC1 tried to do, things started going wrong as soon as AC2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AC2
      >present day plot barely advances
      >introduces ancient aliens
      >muh 2012 end of the world theory
      Yeah this shit was fricked from the start.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right on the first point, but Those Who Came Before and the end of the world were both teased already in the first game. The former in dialogue with Vidic and Altaïr's very last journal entry post-game, the latter in 16's messages written in blood all relating in some way with the doomsday and the specific 21 December 2012 date being used (pic related).
        Looking back AC2 failed because it caved to AC1's harshest critics. The game slowly but surely moved from trying to be a social assassin simulator to a historic GTA with sidequests about beating husbands, delivering letters or horse racing. Ezio was more Batman than Agent 47, and he was always made to be on the right solely because the villains writing took a plummet in how white & black everything was. That, and there's only one intermission with Desmond in the entire game (the Acre dream) compared with the eight you had in the first game, all accompanied with learning a little bit more about Vidic, Lucy and Abstergo. It was AC2 which started the real Ubisoft collectathon with the chests, feathers that this time around did matter for narrative progression, an economy system... if you've ever seen people in the last decade say that AC1 has "aged badly", it's mostly because AC2 was the one that actually made the franchise into a crowd pleaser. For better and in time, definitely for worse.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Chests and feathers were nowhere near as bad as the flags.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            And as I specified, the difference between the flags and feathers is that the latter were fiven 'narrative progression'. You get a hammer, a cape and Maria's character arc out of the latter, and chests feed into the economy which feed into buying... well, everything: weapons, armor, fixing your villa. The flags were added in the first game as a frick you to achievement prostitutes as stated by Désilets himself.

            >the villains writing took a plummet in how white & black everything was
            Just because a self-righteous butthole who breaks people's legs thinks he's doing the right thing doesn't mean he has a valid point.

            It does make him more interesting. Especially when his point of view in turn makes Altaïr question things, talk to Al Mualim and help him in his character arc.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It does make him more interesting
              If you're teenager who still only thinks about himself.
              >Especially when his point of view in turn makes Altaïr question things, talk to Al Mualim and help him in his character arc.
              I suppose I can't blame Altair for being a brainwashed goatfricker to fall for that nonsense.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like projection to me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can taste your cope.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the villains writing took a plummet in how white & black everything was
          Just because a self-righteous butthole who breaks people's legs thinks he's doing the right thing doesn't mean he has a valid point.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ezio was more Batman than Agent 47, and he was always made to be on the right solely because the villains writing took a plummet in how white & black everything was.
          This was definitely true, but for 2 and ACB they were making it amorally campy, more like the 1990s Batman or James Bond. It's only from Revelations that they increasingly went and made everything black and white with no irony or self-awareness.
          People on Ganker are trying to gaslight the 2010s by saying there was no cultural agenda shift, but there definitely was one where even before Trump they were making everything "allegorical" where one side is pure woke goodness and the other is a Bad Thing.
          It's particularly annoying in the AC series since the Templars get attached without rhyme or reason to everything the devs want to say is bad, to the point that they're not really involved in the plot except killing the protagonist's family member at the start of the game and dying over and over again until the actual ancient aliens plot can be advanced. But they've gone more or less the same way with the ancient aliens, to some extent. If they wanted to really shake things up, they'd have the templars be the "good guys" for once.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder they made both Templars and Assassins dislike Trump and somehow play no part in his election

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              for the love of fricking christ
              can no one keep their moronic politically opinions outside of their work?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I love how they set up Juno just to kill her off in a comic. Definitely didn’t make me angry how they got rid of her and Desmond’s son they alluded to in Brotherhood.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's something that game devs of the late 2000s early 2010s seemed to love doing and it was always shit - assuming everyone was into the comics and "fandom", rather than the actual media of the game series, and basing how they advanced the story and developed the characters based on stuff most players never saw or cared about, and the most heavily memed opinions on hugbox forums.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it wasn't bad early on. 3 has Daniel Cross appear but the cast tells you everything you need to know about him.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shoutouts to Dishonored for doing the exact same thing. What's that, you want to find out what Corvo was up to right before Dishonored 2, and what the deal is with his lost sister's son? You want to know what Emily did right after she got back her throne? You want to know what Daud did before Death of the Outsider, why he is so weak and how he found out about the Eyeless and the sword that can kill the Outsider? Well get fricked, you better go read two comic series and three novels.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dead Space did something like that too

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            WW2 was just the Templars having a Civil War. Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Franklin D. Roosevelt were all Templars, and so was Churchill until that got retconned.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >WW2 was just the Templars having a Civil War. Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Franklin D. Roosevelt were all Templars, and so was Churchill until that got retconned.
              which part of secret society do they not understand

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Templars are a bit more explicit about what they’re doing, but they don’t call themselves Templars in public, and they come up with coverup stories to hide what they’re really up to. For example, all of WW2 was just a smokescreen for Templars fighting other Templars over who gets an Apple of Eden.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              JFK was also assassinated by Glow in the Dark CIA Templars.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I miss the insane modern day conspiracy shit from the earlier games.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The present day plot was awesome in AC2. I was with it until they fricked it all up in AC3 and then they basically just did nothing with it for years and did random shit in the modern day. It really was a big aspect of what made the series unique but midwits hated it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You learn a lot through the Present Day stuff in 2 since Subject 16 and his puzzles are a part of that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/CQ9sdYV.jpg

      Where did it all go wrong bros?

      I liked Ezio, but immediately with AC2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/CQ9sdYV.jpg

      Where did it all go wrong bros?

      I'm gonna be real with you guys: AC1 was a great prototype, but they should've had another year to refine some things and cut some stuff.

      Like we really didn't need Veronica Mars and the present-day animus stuff. That stuff dragged down all following games. Haven't played the last 6 entries or so so IDK how much of that stuff is still present.

      AC2 did a good job of fleshing out AC1s mechanics and we got a more personal story that was on fricking point. ACB imho has the best combat system but is basically an AC2 expansion pack. and Revelations being a worse expansion pack.

      Thats imho where AC stops as a franchise. Instead of Black Flag and ACIII we should have just gotten a real deep pirate RPG in the spirit of Sea dogs/ new horizons/pirates of the carribbean games/mods.

      I am currently replaying AC Unity so I'll give it a honorable mention because it kind of went back to the roots in terms of parkour and big churches to climb, but both the combat and the climbing are kind of shit. (as in the mechanics are worse than AC1/2/B)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Like we really didn't need Veronica Mars and the present-day animus stuff.
        Frick off. homosexuals like you are the reason why they killed Modern Day, Desmond, and resulted in the series releasing a constant slew of slop. It was always supposed to lead to full Modern Day game with Desmond.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the reason why they killed Modern Day, Desmond, and resulted in the series releasing a constant slew of slop
          this one is just ubisoft having no follow through.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it was always supposed to lead to a modern day game with desmond

          Yeah and they royally screwed that part up. They bit off more than they could chew. It didn't help that they made many of the AC2 characters super likeable.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody in AC2 was likable

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wrong

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >VA got killed in a car accident so her role in the plot and romance with Ezio was cut, but she's confirmed to be his Venetian girlfriend

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was my reaction too.
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lita_Tresierra

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus. That’s tragic.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rebecca and Shaun are my favorites. The only reason I tolerated Syndicate was because of them.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              3/10 made me reply

              >Like we really didn't need Veronica Mars and the present-day animus stuff.
              It's ok, many mentally challenged people fail to keep track of two whole plotlines going on in the same story, we understand your shortcomings.
              A modern day, full Desmond game could have been sick as frick. Imagine it being set in a huge city with plenty of tall buildings and interiors to explore. Guards are armed which would make stealth a bigger focus. What could have been, now we just get "but bro the assassin's are epic samurai's now!" and redditors buy the same shit game for the ninth time in a row because the setting is different. Yawn.

              The modern day *was* the point of the game. It's where the story that actually mattered took place. The Animus story was there from the get go and even teased at the very end of the E3 presentation.

              >would've could've should've

              meanwhile this is the state of "modern" plotlines:

              >build up Desmond for an eventual game with him
              >franchise prints money
              >get rid of OG devs to try and prostitute out the IP annually forevermore
              >Desmond doesn't fit those plans, kill him off
              >meander modern plot for three games
              >"oh shit people are getting tired of it, quickly make a new modern MC"
              >make Layla, have her be an idiotic obnoxious Mary Sue
              >literally no one likes her, people want Desmond back
              >oh god oh frick what do we do"
              >add Desmond phone messages in the background for the nth time
              >turn him into a VR AI that's technically ~~*(alive*~~)
              >kill Layla
              >sixteen years and counting
              What were they thinking?

              I like the concept of a modern day templar order turned corporation and a secret assassin order battling it out but the execution of this concept has failed laughably.

              Meanwhile we have had great jump-and-run puzzles in awesome historical locations.

              This game came originally from the Prince of Persia team and this is what it should be: a neat plot stuffed into large levels filled with parkour/climbing and a fun combat system.

              If we can make the jump from Altair to Ezio, there is literally nothing stopping anyone from making an entire AC game set 10 years ago or 20 years in the future. Dare I say the whole Templar Order being behind certain NGOs or government/media institutions would be absolutely kino?

              The only problem is finding someone talented enough to write it and dealing with modern technology - melee fighting guards with full auto weapons will probably demand changes to combat and stealth mechanics.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >reddit spacer is moronic and doesn’t understand what he’s talking about
                Why am I not surprised?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >moron attempts ad hominem while not contributing anything to the discussion

                It's not my fault your pea-sized brain can't comprehend the difference between the intriguing headcanon of a successful AC franchise going into present day and the clusterfrick of characters, retcons and shitty in-game concepts that is reality. (LARP as a random Game Studio Employee anyone?)

                The one problem throughout all AC games is the directionless half-hearted way of doing things. Do we want the cool jump-and-run mechanics? Yes. Lets design a map that makes them largely unusable. Do we want a modern day plot? Yes. Lets not focus on that at all and basically tease the shit out of it for 6 games until we run out of ideas.
                Do we want a sick combat system? Yes. Lets keep fricking with it even though we got it right half a dozen games ago.

                What AC could've been as a franchise, as a storyline or as it's key gameplay mechanic is something completely different that the bullshit it became.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not gonna lie, where I once thought this idea was cool, I now think it's shit.

          AND I also enjoy the Layla trilogy. Historical locations will always be better than modern day crap. Nobody wants to play Assassin's Creed: Los Santos, and that would erase the whole point of the animus.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I also enjoy the Layla trilogy
            Frick off.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Modern day effectively died after 4 and Rogue, became extremely minor side pieces in Unity and Syndicate, and then came back in the new trilogy just to get killed again because Layla is the most unlikeable Mary Sue c**t in the series.

            I have no idea who layla is so I don't think I've missed anything by stopping after Unity.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Like we really didn't need Veronica Mars and the present-day animus stuff. That stuff dragged down all following games. Haven't played the last 6 entries or so so IDK how much of that stuff is still present.
        it's an effective way to make churning out sequels easy. Ubisoft wouldn't greenlight making costly new properties without them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Modern day effectively died after 4 and Rogue, became extremely minor side pieces in Unity and Syndicate, and then came back in the new trilogy just to get killed again because Layla is the most unlikeable Mary Sue c**t in the series.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How exactly did it get killed? It's more interesting than it's been since 3.

          Desmond is still "alive" and now there's a reincarnated Isu walking around in the body of an assassin.. I'd say that's a pretty good setup for wherever it goes next.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s fricking moronic, and you’re dumber for thinking any of that shit is good.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's fun and your seething won't change my mind

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            remember when there still was a mystery behind the apple back in ac1? yeah

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah and that happened on the latest game realease this year. Still missing to mention over a decade of dead modern day content

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >build up Desmond for an eventual game with him
          >franchise prints money
          >get rid of OG devs to try and prostitute out the IP annually forevermore
          >Desmond doesn't fit those plans, kill him off
          >meander modern plot for three games
          >"oh shit people are getting tired of it, quickly make a new modern MC"
          >make Layla, have her be an idiotic obnoxious Mary Sue
          >literally no one likes her, people want Desmond back
          >oh god oh frick what do we do"
          >add Desmond phone messages in the background for the nth time
          >turn him into a VR AI that's technically ~~*(alive*~~)
          >kill Layla
          >sixteen years and counting
          What were they thinking?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What were they thinking?
            That's the punchline. They weren't.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Like we really didn't need Veronica Mars and the present-day animus stuff.
        It's ok, many mentally challenged people fail to keep track of two whole plotlines going on in the same story, we understand your shortcomings.
        A modern day, full Desmond game could have been sick as frick. Imagine it being set in a huge city with plenty of tall buildings and interiors to explore. Guards are armed which would make stealth a bigger focus. What could have been, now we just get "but bro the assassin's are epic samurai's now!" and redditors buy the same shit game for the ninth time in a row because the setting is different. Yawn.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The modern day *was* the point of the game. It's where the story that actually mattered took place. The Animus story was there from the get go and even teased at the very end of the E3 presentation.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unity is an unfinished mess Ubisoft abandoned.
        Parkour system often fails to let you drop to a ground as if the game doesn't even have a proper gravity function for Arno and he ends up stuck mid-air. Often times it doesn't evem let you drop off of something at all.
        Turning around corners on narrow edge is a gamble of whether he smoothly turns direction or gets stuck in nothing.
        Arno often does insane superhuman leaps because of how spastic the detection is.
        Tree parkour is even buggier.
        The epitome of the unfinished nature is one of the tutorial tips being just plain wrong. Holding down the center camera button(or whatever it was) does frick all when trying to enter a window. Just holding down the direction keys/stick do its job once Arno is in a sweet spot.
        Stealth is in an even worse state.
        Enemies can some times have a complete hivemind+x ray vision where they detect Arno through walls.
        The riflemen have ridiculous range and the designers loved spamming them fricking everywhere.
        Enemies' reaction in general is very unreliable. Sometimes you can low profile assassinate a dude next to another then quickly assassinate him before he notices, sometimes he gets alerted right away.
        Sometimes enemies fail to even see you kill a dude right in front of him.
        Combat is even buggier.
        Enemies that are running around don't register as "meleeable" targets and enemies can do that often so Arno ends up just drunkenly flailing mid air.
        The camera is way too zoomed in combat.
        Parry/Gun prompts for enemies don't even show.
        The rare 30% of the time where it is all working correctly, it can be fun, but 60% of the time it is just unpleasant jank. 10% is pure infuriation because if Ubisoft didn't pull the plug, it genuinely could have been an amazing game

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't this coincide exactly with the exit of the Prince of Persia/ Assassin's Creed creator from Ubisoft

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. We were never supposed to have Brotherhood or Revelations, that was the product of Ubisoft meddling, and Ezio’s story was meant to end at 2. We were supposed to have a couple more games with Desmond going into the memories of of different ancestors, and finish the series with a full Modern Day Desmond game. That slowly got thrown out of the window when Ubisoft started meddling, and wanting to pump out yearly releases for more money, and it got to the point where they just threw him out, killed Desmond, and started running the series into ground.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      AC 2

      AC2 still had passion over business, or at least it was taken into account.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Where did it all go wrong bros?
    When AC3 turned out to be what it was instead of the KINO modern day-setting masterpiece it should have been as per the main writer. You would be able to gain special abilities by finding hidden animus devices and going through a short section of several different assassins' life with a special ability each. It could have been a fantastic end to the Desmond Saga, but no, instead we just get MUH forgettable "native american" protagonist and Desmond gets a generic matyr ending.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game worlds that are obnoxiously large (4) and turning it into an RPG (Origins and later).
    You'd think that by now that developers who swap genres would understand how they're destroying games.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been playing Origins. pretty good so far but. I wished they expanded more on the ancient technology stuff.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was a half baked tech demo with some interesting ideas. ubishit is so greedy though that they missed the forest for the trees. in other words, they focused on the wrong thing (money) and neglected the actual "make a better game" aspect of video game development. ubishit doesn't make games, they make interactive software that apes various elements of games in the hopes that they'll make a huge amount of money in the end.

    if you're only motivated by greed, sales start to bleed as people feed at a different sneed, on a quest for better quality seeds, if you read what I'm preaching tb.h senpai.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but enough about AC Brotherhood.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep saying and I'll say it again. The bad guys are the assassins themselves for trying to hide such pieces of eden from mankind.
    Under the excuse of opression, they limit our knowledge of the world.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can say it as many times as you want, you’ll still be wrong.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      After replaying the series the Assassins and Templars are both edgelord fedora-tippers. Kind of a liberal douche's wet dream where both sides get to be as hypocritical as possible when it suits them while acting like they're above the rest of humanity. Peak pseud fiction.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    AC 2

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When they decided to take out the missions from 1 that help figure out the best approach to deal with targets.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right after brotherhood

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game should be about Templars.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We had one and it was horribly written dogshit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make it proper this time. I'm so sick of the assassins, every, single, time. Always taking the pieces of eden, always being the morally superior.
        They are not!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Otso Berg

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shay was the worst protagonist

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          t. unlucky

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least I’m not a stupid cereal mascot who won’t shut up about his shitty catchphrase, and turns into a complete hypocrite who’s okay with giving smallpox blankets to civilians, and the French Revolution.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >French Revolution.
              I still don't get why Ubisoft of all companies decided to make the French revolution a templar plot instead of something the assassins started.
              Even the fake ass E3 demo of Unity seemed to imply that was the original intent but shit changed a lot down the line.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was sooooooo fricking bad the writer for Black Flag of all games said it was shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hated how Shay’s animations for his pistol and dagger combat are almost entirely lifted from Edward’s dual swords, with only a few new animations f made for Rogue that look like shit. It’s really dumb seeing him slash and stab the air with a dagger that’s too small to reach enemies. And Altair’s dagger isn’t his short blade from 1, just a small version of the level 2 sword from that game.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When they killed Prince Of Persia for this shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they didn't,The Forgotten Sands launched after AC 2

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elika was a great waifu.
        Although it seemed like a cheap shot naming the donkey after Farah. But then again look at what they did to her in the Two Thrones.

        I'm just happy I got to experience the OGs like AC1 or PoP:SoT.

        I do wish art direction, writing and all the non-GFX related stuff hadn't declined as much.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying asscreed was ever good
    Embarrassing
    Gtfo zoomer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Once Unity made it an RPG, it died.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    AC2 - Loss of subtlety in writing, streamlined mechanics, maybe more fun but also more simple, also the start of giving you tools that are of no use, less polished than AC1, modern day isn't tied to animus story as much as in AC1, DLCs and Up(l)ay, exclusive content
    AC:B - Start of yearly releases, from this moment the games are always a bit rushed, modern day gets put aside more and more
    AC:R - Altair a bit ruined
    AC3 - Games go to shit from this moment
    AC4 - Kino, but not for what makes AC games AC games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AC:R - Altair a bit ruined
      I'm glad someone said it. Everyone praises his story in ACR, but he unironically got character assassinated.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AC:R - Altair a bit ruined
      I'm glad someone said it. Everyone praises his story in ACR, but he unironically got character assassinated.

      How.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Altair is 26 in AC1, he's arrogant and disrespectful towards the creed
        >In AC:R, first memory Altair is 24, he's wise, patient and understanding which completely negates his character arc in AC1
        >his voice actor is changed to a worse one
        >Altair memory missions are too short and underwhelming, almost like a playable cutscene
        also maybe this is subjective but I like how he had an american accent in the first game, it made him stand out as the protagonist and gave him that 2000's edge, it also made him seem more foreign in his visits to arab/crusader cities

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean at best he got an ego after the first memory due to all the jobs he aced between it and AC1. Still weird how AC2 tries to justify the new moves like ledge kills by saying Altair invented them after AC1 but he can still use them in the first memory.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Altair wasn’t always a disrespectful dickhead. If he was, he wouldn’t have gotten nearly as far as he did. He grew arrogant after all the victories and accomplishments got to his head over time. You’ve got me on the voice, I prefer the old one, but it’s explained that Lucy turned off the accent on Altair so Desmond wouldn’t freak out as much.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I miss when using the Animus was incredibly dangerous, and ending up like Subject 16 was very likely. Now any schmuck with a Helix can play through memories without any risk, or you can have a super special Layla Animus that she built in a garage, and has no risk of the Bleeding Effect.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              And is also a time machine. Just go back to the 2000's and warn the Assassin's about Cross.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn’t be surprised if they decided to reboot the series like that.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >or you can have a super special Layla Animus that she built in a garage, and has no risk of the Bleeding Effect
              It causes organ failure without medication for some bizarre reason. I forget if it was Isu artifact bullshittery or bleeding effect, she hallucinated becoming deimos punching a dude to (near) death and ultimately killed another assassin because she had a mental episode in a DLC I never bought.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why the Hell would it cause organ failure? Why does it have the bleeding effect after saying it doesn’t have one? Why can’t these hacks write a consistent story?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Altair wasn’t always a disrespectful dickhead. If he was, he wouldn’t have gotten nearly as far as he did. He grew arrogant after all the victories and accomplishments got to his head over time. You’ve got me on the voice, I prefer the old one, but it’s explained that Lucy turned off the accent on Altair so Desmond wouldn’t freak out as much.

          It wasn't well done but this is explained in The Secret Crusade, a novelization that came out just before Revelations and which covers all of Altaïr's life (AC1, Bloodlines and his sections of Revelations). Basically it was because of his feud with Abbas: when they were kids, Altaïr's father killed a nobleman during a siege Salahuddin carried out on Masyaf. Seeing the Assassins' prowess Salahuddin decided to leave but not before demanding the life of the Assassin responsible, and he wouldn't have had any bargaining chip if it wasn't because he had captured Abbas' father. Altaïr's dad decided to trade his life for that of Abbas' dad, and later on the latter felt guilt ridden and cut his throat in front of a young Altaïr as penitence.
          Anyway when they're kids Altaïr and Abbas are raised as brothers and the latter is told his father ran away. Seeing him sad one day Altaïr decides to tell him the truth but Abbas thinks Altaïr is lying and mocking him, and he attacks him with a real sword during combat training. The two kids are punished, and as the book puts it...
          >"Abbas’s crime was deemed the more serious of the two; it was he who had allowed his emotions free rein and by doing so brought disrepute to the Order. His punishment was that his training be extended for an extra year. He would still be on the training yard with Labib when Altaïr was made an Assassin. The injustice increased his hatred of Altaïr, who slowly came to see Abbas as a pathetic, bitter figure. When the citadel was attacked, it was Altaïr who saved the life of Al Mualim and was elevated to Master Assassin. That day, Abbas spat in the dirt at Altaïr’s feet but Altaïr just sneered at him. Abbas, he decided, was as weak and ineffectual as his father had been. Perhaps, looking back, that was how he had first become infected by
          arrogance."
          That "When the citadel was attacked, it was Altaïr who saved the life of Al Mualim" bit is the first Revelations memory.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>In AC:R, first memory Altair is 24, he's wise, patient and understanding which completely negates his character arc in AC1

          Yeah, because he GOT arrogant after becoming a master assassin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Loss of subtlety in writing, streamlined mechanics

      Thats not inherently bad and you can see they it out of thinking it would be better. As you said, it was more fun. At some point AC1 felt like replaying the same 20min mission over and over again.

      >AC:B - Start of yearly releases
      And thats what I think fricked it up. AC became Ubisoft new golden goose with AC2 and the execs got their dirty little hands on the franchise from B onwards

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thats not inherently bad and you can see they it out of thinking it would be better. As you said, it was more fun. At some point AC1 felt like replaying the same 20min mission over and over again
        play it again with a disabled HUD
        its a completelly different game

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >viewpoints actually being useful
          >you inherently feel like climbing because rooftops give you the best view to navigate your way around
          >you end up using big buildings, cathedrals and town squares as landmarks
          >you go over the notes on the menu several times to orientate yourself and now what directions they're talking about
          >the rush of adrenaline after an assassination as you're trying to remember where exactly was the bureau located
          I'm not joking when I say hudless AC1 is one of the most unique experiences you can have in vidya

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the one in Italy with the Italian one, but I'm a casual who just liked the historical vibe of walking around renaissance Italy

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE SIR I'M POOR AND SICK AND HUNGRY

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PLEASE SIR I'M POOR AND SI-

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I HAVE NOTHING

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I blame AC2 getting it's conclusion got short forcing Ezio to inexplicably let Rodrigo live because real history (same reason Cesare's bodyguard is the only other person he randomly let's live in Brotherhood) and ending Kristen Bell's contract too early as a result forcing her to be evil derailing all the plot and making shit fall apart logically.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inception. It's amazing how many sequels that have milked you morons for. The entire series is the benchmark of mediocrity.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asscreed

    Interesting ideas kinda repetitive all I remember was go to place do missions then get assassination kill the guy rinse and repeat until the final boss fight oh and get flags

    Asscreed 2
    Same basic structure but more variety big Downsides like having to collect all of the codex pages also this was the first implementation of the Ubisoft formula 3 years before it was standardised with far cry 3

    Asscreed brotherhood
    Asscreed 2 + Oh shit you can recruit assassins now by this stage formula was getting a little stale

    Didn’t play anymore ac games until well after origins came out i tryed unity it was ok wasn’t interested in any other later games past unity

    In conclusion ac 2 was the high point of the series I really feel like Ubisoft didn’t know what to do with the franchise and now they’re glorified witcher 3 likes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brotherhood Multiplayer was amazing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember trying and hating it was in the horrible 7th gen every game needs multiplayer stage see also bioshock 2

        Also I seem to be at odds with most fans of ac in not really liking etzio as a character I mean don’t get me wrong he was way better than altair but wouldn’t call the writing nuanced like some other anon phrased it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The big draw of Ezio is that you’re with him the most out of every other character, and get to see grow and change as a person the most. Maybe if Connor, Arno, or any of the other characters had their own trilogy, they might compete with him, but as it stands Ezio’s popularity stems from the fact that he’s the one you spend the most time with. From his birth in 2 to his death in Embers.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fair point

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Connor and Arno deserve a second game. Maybe one where they team up to hunt down Old Man Shay. Aveline can tag along too.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, I wish I could just play a few more rounds of it. Though I don't miss getting smoke bombed every 8 seconds

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black Flag’s multiplayer is still up, but I’ve heard it was downgrade compared to Brotherhood.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't know that I thought all of them were shutdown, cool. I think it was a downgrade too but frick it, I'll take it. I wonder if it still full of spurgs that can't into stealth.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    saboteur killed the series

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    after original creator left. brotherhood and revelations were good but added shit features to gameplay like that combo kill and tower defense garbage. ac3 was the nail in the coffin. with desmonds death there was nothing keeping together the past and present. connor was a cuck that helped the people who killed his village. naval fights in an assassins creed game instead of adding some nice missions where you kill some historical figures or whatever. havent played anything after black flag, series is dead anyway. apparently now there is a jogger assassin in Japan ahahaha

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >naval fights in an assassins creed game
      i remember piratesahoy forums were mocking hard that game calling it unrealistic bullshit while jerking off sea dogs series

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They currently have 11 AC games in development.
    >Assassin’s Creed Mirage [Single-player] (production) – October 12, 2023
    >Assassin’s Creed Nexus [VR] (production) – 2023
    >Assassin’s Creed Codename Jade [Mobile] (production) – Expected 2023
    >Assassin’s Creed Codename Red [Single-player] (production) – Sources Suggest 2024
    >Assassin’s Creed Codename Hexe [Single-player] (pre-production) – Expected 2025/2026
    >Assassin’s Creed Codename Invictus [Multiplayer] (pre-production) – Expected 2025/2026
    >Assassin’s Creed Codename Nebula [Single-player] (prototype)
    >Assassin’s Creed Codename Raid [Multiplayer] (prototype)
    >Assassin’s Creed Codename Echoes [Multiplayer] (prototype)
    >Assassin’s Creed Nexus 2 [VR] (being discussed internally)
    >Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake [Single-player] (greenlit)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ’s Creed Black Flag Remake [Single-player] (greenlit)
      so piratesahoy guys will get to shit on them twice now? it's like they asking to get embarrassed

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        based piratesahoy enjoyer.
        I only recently got the disk for pirates of the carribbean but the naval battles are so goddamn fun.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ. Make it stop.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Copied from another thread

      What I find the strangest is that they seem to be banking on this strategy 110% what I’m asking is what happens when people get tired of this? They’ll leave and the most glorious thing is Ubisoft will already have 10 plus games so deep in development they won’t be able to pivot.

      it’s beautiful!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How does remaking an AC game work in the lore? Would it be an in world remake?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They currently have 11 AC games in development.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just stick to the Desmond/America saga.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can’t hide the pain, Harold.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jade looks like absolute dogshit so far. And this is supposed to be the game focused on Wei Yu, one of the tomb Assassins from 2.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder Odyssey made it so two of the statues in the Sanctuary, Darius and Amunet, were unbeknownst to everyone in the world ancestor and descendant. What a coincidence!
        Also reminder that means that both Aya and Khemu were not only related to Artabanus of Persia (Darius) but also *the* Pythagoras via Kassandra and if you don't think both of these things are the most moronic shit ever get outta here.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The most moronic shit is that you aren’t using Masayaf White.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I varied things for my nth playthrough. I feel like everyone and their moms used Masyaf White the first time they played

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        its mobile shit, why are you even mad

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because Pirates was decent, and they delisted it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why remake Black Flag, a relatively well liked game that already has a remaster, instead of remaking games that desperately need a do over?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know exactly why. It's to keep all their games as expensive as possible for as long as possible.

        >ezio trilogy
        >3 remaster
        >now 4
        Unity will be next

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because remakes are always decided on what game from the past is already well liked, not what game from the past could benefit from being made again. Thus the parable where 99% of games that get remakes are specifically those that wouldn't need one, like Dead Space or REmake 4

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you've already posted it
    AC is just PoP with fun removed

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Revelations was the last good one. I think 2 is the best. 1 is great but it's too formulaic. Brotherhood is too short but it's an overall great game, too. Revelations wrapping up Altair's and Ezio's stories was really good. They changed the gameplay after revelations to make it even more boring and less unique than the original 4. I love historical fiction but they started to frick even that up for woke points. Totally mismanaged series and after Revelations being the only sensible cutoff point.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think we’ll ever see a spiritual successor to AC? I mean I really like the concept I’d like to see anyone other than Ubisoft take a swing. Then again I guess it a Bethesda style situation were the only ones with the resources to make a game like this would play it safe anyway

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find that highly unlikely.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it’s possible. Ghost of Tsushima did pretty well, and it was basically an Assassin’s Creed game set in Japan.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assassin's Creed 2.
    Started the "ubisoft open world" template of creating a world then bukkake'ing a ton of "optional" collectibles, collectible trash, and side content. AC2 had a small-ish map at least. Later worlds would get larger for the sake of it.
    AC1 and Car Fry 2 approach of small maps with repetitive recycled content wasn't good, but AC2 approach proved to be an absolute tumor on the company as a whole.
    Added gear and equipment that you swap out for the next direct upgrade which later malformed to the loot bullshit of Origins~Valhalla.
    Trivialized combat/the consequences of failed stealth even more like the smoke bomb+hidden blade "nuke", which later turned to chain kills and chain counters.
    The fricking looting animations.
    Time-Money sinks in the form of the villa which of course lead to the city rebuilding, homestead, fricking ship upgrading, gang management and more.
    Only thing good AC2 did to the franchise was not fricking up the parkour as hard as it could have.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      100% agree anon this is exactly the issue ac2 sold well and other companies took notice kinda explains the current “Ubisoft open world” formula embraced by so many.

      My big issue with style of game is I’ve already played it before it’s why I have so much trouble with modern games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree.
      Getting access to more and better equipment has been a thing since 1. Same with the collectibles, optional missions, and open worlds.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Getting access to more and better equipment has been a thing since 1
        There was no "more" equipment in AC1 past unlocking the hidden blade, sword, and throwable knives.
        Getting belts to increase the amount of throwable short knives was about it for "better equipment".
        The other direct upgrades was to Altair's skills and most of them should have been unlocked by default to begin with like the various parkour moves.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You get better swords as the game progresses. The standard sword, the sword that everyone incorrectly thinks is Altair’s sword, and Altair’s actual custom sword. You also get a better short blade. Technically you can do everything by default, but apparently getting stabbed and demoted by Al-Mualim means yo can no longer counter attack until you murder enough people.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The standard sword, the sword that everyone incorrectly thinks is Altair’s sword, and Altair’s actual custom sword
            Ackchyually there's four swords, not three: the starting one that lacks a handguard, the one future games refer to as Altaïr's Sword, the same one but with a decorated black handle instead of a leather one, and the golden Syrian Sabre

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The golden Sabre seemed like a pointless upgrade to me. You get it so late in the game that you can only use it on the last two memory blocks, which is basically just an extended boss rush until the end credits once you complete your investigation.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Started the "ubisoft open world" template of creating a world then bukkake'ing a ton of "optional" collectibles, collectible trash, and side content
      What's with the scare quotes on optional? I replayed asscreed 2 last year and all that stuff is actually completely optional. I got like 3 feathers in the whole game and did 0 beat up, assassination, or letter delivery missions and didn't miss anything important

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the FRICK are there no subtitles in such a dialogue heavy game

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some say it was the the science fiction sequel hook story when it could have just been a psudeo historical game about an assassin order in the middle east a 1000 years ago. Some say it was the reworked fencing mechanics because one executive thought it was too hard to play. Some say it was how they trivialized the very concept of an assassination video game by making it so easy and impersonal, hardly learning anything about the people before taking them out. So many things to say about ubisoft's game development.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you think people who seek absolute power because they think everyone else is too stupid to decide anything for themselves are good, I'm not sure what to tell you. There is no way you can write a character like that without him being either a raging hypocrite or power-hungry butthole. Haytham was the best example of this: his own stupidity leads to a series of events where he's killed by his own son undoing his entire life's work. In the end, he was just another slave meant to serve the likes of Juno, like he says humanity is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope Edward and Ade kick his ass in Hell.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Desmond, did I ever tell you about Edward Kenway? He was the father of Haytham Kenway and a pirate leader of Nassau. Even before he was an assassin, he was already capable of killing a dozen men with two swords. Two. Swords. Also, he used four pistols at the time with smoothbore shot at 100% accuracy. Eventually, he killed the colonial templars after handing them the Mayan Assassins on a silver platter. His best friend was black, and he doesn't afraid of anything. Mary Read thought he was a good man in spite of being a giant piece of shit. And he was a good friend.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Edward is mentioned in AC3 though

          ?t=193

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            So was Kidd. Almost like 4 was developed at the same time.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >So was Kidd
              William Kidd, the real life super famous pirate? Sure. James Kidd, said pirate's secret son that turns out to be Mary Read? Not really.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    AC1
    >480 things to find:
    >420 flags (gives nothing)
    >60 templars (gives nothing)

    AC2
    >472 things to find:
    >20 codex pages (gives health and needed for plot)
    >8 statuettes (2 stattuetes = 2000 florins)
    >324 treasures (money)
    >20 glyphs (additional plot)
    >100 feathers (new cape that makes guards attack on sight)

    ac1chads...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't this just saying that the story is walled by mandatory collectible sections?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AC1 has less fluff content

      Sounds good to me. In fact, according to Desilets, the collectibles were only out there to troll and make fun of completionists.

      AC2 popularised the Ubisoft formula as we know it today.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Purposely antagonizing your audience and wasting their time sounds like a bad idea.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re forgetting the seals for the Armor of Altair in 2, and optional objectives in 1 that’ll help increase your maximum health.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're posting this to make AC1 look good, right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >flags
      That you just walk up to acquire it instead of having to hold down the interact key to stare at the same fricking animation 324 fricking times like chests.
      Because flags do literally nothing of value outside of the flag races, and even those are optional since you don't have to do all informant missions, you can ignore all of them.
      Barely existing makes them better by default

      Purposely antagonizing your audience and wasting their time sounds like a bad idea.

      Completionists are subhumans.
      Even ignoring that, acting as if Ubisoft never antagonized its audience or valued your time is laughable

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m not saying they didn’t, I’m saying that it’s wrong no matter what. It’s why I never give them money.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        2 also doesn’t have a game breaking bug that makes it impossible to get the last collectible, and requires you restart the entire game with a new save to try again. It also isn’t dickish enough to put several of the collectibles around water that’ll instantly kill you.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Barely existing makes fpags better by default
          >game breaking bug
          for a collectible that does nothing. Cry me a river. 100% completion that gives you nothing whether it is AC1, or Just Cause 2(also bugged), is something to be ridiculed to begin with.
          >water that'll instantly kill you
          even ignoring the value of the flags, that is just a you issue.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            People who complain about drowning in AC1 are people who never mastered performing manual inputs. There’s points where AC1 punishes you for relying on autopilot too much.

            Hell, Sibrand is one of my favourite Assassinations in the game, and the whole thing is basically a big navigation puzzle based around water.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn’t matter if it does nothing. They put the collectibles in the game in the first place, so I should be able to do it without having deal with a bug that makes it impossible.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      AC1 was good. AC2 was better. ACBrotherhood had great multiplayer akin too a TroubleInTerroristTown lobby. All other assassin's creed were beating the dead horse. 3 did nothing unique. Black Flag was only good for its sailor songs. Rogue, Unity, Syndicate are all literal whos. Odyssey was lmao greek fantasy open world trash with horrific gameplay - only redeemable angle was playable grill Valhalla is a reddit fantasy. The mobile game is Sands of Time tier lmao. Just let the franchise die. Don't give Mirage a chance. The only thing it's good for is environment art because the historical asset artists have credibility.

      >a spiritual successor to Thief/Splinter Cell
      lol
      ass creed started development as a prince of persia game

      I'm putting money down on Sam Fisher being a trans icon now that Ubi is trying to forcibly resuscitate his corpse into fornite and r6.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    AC3, they could have wrapped up the story but no, turned it into a cash cow after killing off the over arching modern day story. We didn't get the game where we play as Desmond.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    desu, AC as a concept, is too good for this world
    none of you deserve it and simply will never get anything like it again

    >hurr it wasn't good

    you clueless idiot don't know the gift you were given

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this one fricking moment
      kino like this isn't possible anymore

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ezio calling out to Desmond in Revelations was also nice.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw when firing it up for the first time.
      Series was baller before it went off the rails and will always hold a sweet spot for me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it was mostly shat on by the type of stealth purists who think every stealth game should be Thief. I love stealth as a genre and appreciated AC as a solid stealth action series— It’s like if Hitman, Prince of Persia and Tenchu had a baby. In fact, I don’t think it’s a coincidence that the series got worse the less stealth focused it became.

        You’re forgetting the seals for the Armor of Altair in 2, and optional objectives in 1 that’ll help increase your maximum health.

        >optional objectives in 1 that’ll help increase your maximum health

        It took me several playthroughs to realise that completing optional objectives increases your max health. Makes me wonder what the lowest amount of HP you can end the game with is (as in doing literally nothing except the bare minimum of investigations required to progress) and also how viable that is for late game, since later game enemies hit like a fricking truck.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I think it was mostly shat on by the type of stealth purists who think every stealth game should be Thief.
          That's every stealth game enthusiast

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No. Thief is good at what it does, but not every stealth game should be like it. There’s a reason every major stealth franchise has its own gimmick to give it a unique identity.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It took me several playthroughs to realise that completing optional objectives increases your max health.
          Are you me?

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yearly/near-yearly releases and pretty much everything after 2 either plagued by the same issues or demonstrably worse. Somehow many of the games after the Ezio trilogy played even worse with slower, shittier combat and movement in a series where that tends to be fairly important.
    All of the "new" Witcher 3 ripoffs are literally just bloated pieces of shit meant to sell you XP boosters. That's it. That is their entire purpose.
    The series had a ton of potential and I think a less greedy studio/pub could have made it into a fairly competent, set trilogy, even if more spinoffs were inevitable. The whole thing was building up towards a Desmond as a present day assassin for the bulk of, if not all, of a main series release, but that doesn't allow you to milk the series to history morons and release game after game after game as easily.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played AC2 in over a decade
    Should I bother with Brotherhood? Or should I replay AC2 first?
    1 was really good, don't know why the frick they ported every old AC game under the sun to the switch except for that one.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You should probably play through 2 again, brotherhood starts immediately after 2 ends, it doesn't reintroduce characters and assumes you already remember everything.

      >1 was really good, don't know why the frick they ported every old AC game under the sun to the switch except for that one.
      I think its because its their first forge game and its hard to work with or something similar, even the PC port is kinda wonky.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick, I guess I should. I remember it being quite long but that might have been me back then taking too much time on stupid shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 could probably be beaten in under 20 hours, maybe like 14-15 if you mostly do the main missions.
      Definitely play Brotherhood, though. It would be my favorite of the series if it weren't super short and essentially a booster pack for 2. Lots of small additions but they all fricking rock.
      The multiplayer mode was so fun if you got into a server with people taking it seriously and not sperging about sprinting on rooftops nonstop.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you mean? Assassin's Creed is only a trilogy with the Unity spinoff.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss stuff like the unlockable armors in the older games, like the Armor of Altair and Brutus Armor, and the weapons that had unique animations and effects, like the Brutus Dagger and Vlad Tepes Sword.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fellas fellas, we're all missing the real issue here:

    Why the frick does Becky keep getting her race changed?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      look how they massacred my boy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick happened with Desmond and Ezio for Revelations onward

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          look how they massacred my boy

          Looks like symptoms of severe starvation.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Desmond's face is the same reason Lucy was turned evil despite all the issues that caused. Franchise was only planned to be a trilogy at first so his face model only signed on for 3 games.

          Also for anyone replaying Brotherhood, side shit revealed the William M in Lucy's emails is actually Vidic which makes them read a lot better.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            How is it better when it’s a complete ass pull?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              When did I saw it was better? I called it moronic because it leads to issues. Revelations DLC said the plan was for Lucy to take Desmond to the Assassin's so he's be more co-operative but you'd think they'd just have a entire team of their agents pretending. Can't say because Eagle Vision because they has no idea he developed that and it painted Lucy as blue anyway.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricker changed ethnicities every game he was in

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was a gigamutt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What were they thinking?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how they implied she was fricking Shawn in brotherhood with the email about leaving her ipod in his nightstand

      What were they thinking?

      jesus christ

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When they abandoned the premise of the entire thing being animus simulation, inside and out, top to bottom.

    HP bars and generic game UI instead of genetic synchronization and DNA decompiling menus.

    It was a really unique and well realized aesthetic to have it taking place in the past, but in a glitchy, matrix-y, techo-dreamlike recreation of it.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top 5 AC games for me:

    AC1
    AC2
    AC Brotherhood
    AC Black Flag
    AC Odyssey

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Patrician taste

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disgusting taste.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want you all to know that I played as Kassandra in Odyssey but I always play as Male in other video games. I played as Male Eivor and Male Commander Shepard.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only did so because I refused to play as this bulky spartan man and be forced to dual wield gay little daggers because you can't use a shield in that game. What a stupid idea

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only did so because I refused to play as this bulky spartan man and be forced to dual wield gay little daggers because you can't use a shield in that game. What a stupid idea

      Who cares? They’re both garbage as either Deimos or the main character.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. Marvel tier writing. Doesn't attempt to be authentic or grounded at all, just quirky quips.

        I remember there's a scene when sailing with Herodotus that plays at night. He's speculating on the nature of the stars. He thinks they may be candles that the gods use to navigate the heavens. And then the fricking reddit ass main character goes "WELL, ACTUALLY I THINK THEY ARE PROBABLY OTHER SUNS AND THERE ARE OTHER WORLDS OUT THERE LIKE OURS" played completely seriously as if we're supposed to be impressed by their stunning intuition

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Ubisoft said they are no longer going to have modern day in the games anymore and that all currently in dev AC games are historical in nature 100% with zero modem day at all.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good. I don’t want them anywhere near it. They ruin everything they touch.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jade's game memes was peak Assassin's Creed.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    asscreed always sucked

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When your picrel born to kill Prince of Persia

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't looked at a single spoiler for AC since I played brotherhood when it released.
    Reading this thread and seeing that they killed Desmond who was like the final product of the games is so disappointing. I knew they were going to frick things up for some reason but the series should have ended with a game called Assassins Creed: Heroes or some shit if they wanted to go out with a bang. Make it a spiderman-esc assassins creed with Desmond climbing skyscrapers assassinating templars.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The modern missions were the best part of 3. And the final part of 2 where you can steal the security guards' batons and beat their asses to death with it went hard

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine if they made it so Desmond took the apple right up to the executive suite and made them send all their passwords and data to the Assassin's before killing themselves.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that would've ended the plot of the series and we can't have that

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loading screen is Ezio chasing after her spirit in the animus

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a tactless minstrel
    I sing off-key for coins
    If you spot me in the street
    Please kick me in the loins

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      While traveling through Forlì
      I took her at her leisure
      She said "It's strictly business"
      Such business was my pleasure.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fair Lucrezia could not sate,
        Her appetite for lovers,
        But I suspect she would be fine,
        With two or three more brothers.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vieri, oh Vieri
          Yes he of Pazzi fame
          Was just as mad as his old man
          And ended just the same.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            A minstrel's song I heard them say
            Brings maidens by the score
            But luck deserts me when I play
            They hasten to the door

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              To judge a lady's character
              Note well her company
              If you should wish to seem a sage
              Come spend the night with me.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                There once was a man named Duccio
                A rat with lecherous taste
                Whenever he would show himself
                My fist would find his face.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Young Cesare, I heard him say
                Could not be killed by man
                So I tossed him through the air
                To see where he might land.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cesare, oh Cesare,
                A man of great depravity
                Believed himself immortal 'til
                He had a date with gravity.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Before Rodrigo was the Pope
                He was a man of vices
                And once he gained the Holy Seat
                He raised his vices' prices.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Venezia's grim Doge
                A fierce and evil man
                Was just a trifle red of face
                When I upset his plan.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't believe I stand here
                And sing, my time I waste
                But you who sit and smile at me
                Sincerely have no taste.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I sing in Italiano
                You understand no word
                But my Greek is nonexistent
                And my Turkish is absurd.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh the beauties of Firenze
                Can melt a heart, you see
                Beware the girls of Roma
                Lest fire you wish to pee.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Konstantiniyye, I beg you
                Let Byzantium endure
                Constantine's corpse would turn
                Had not Istanbul the cure.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The things I do to save the world
                Surprise me time to time
                Like learning how to play the lute
                And making these words rhyme.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one understands my plight
                The life of a musician
                Singing for impatient men
                A terminal condition.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I will sing in praise of children
                I will croon in praise of dames
                I will chant in praise of mighty men
                When I recall their names.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm dressed up like a jester
                I act the fool and mime
                All the actions of those I curse
                And run down all the time.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Proud Romagna's iron lady
                A rose of tempered steel
                Could raise the ardor of a corpse
                And teach a stone to feel.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Very nice

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I appreciate the effort, anon

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    was 3 any good?
    didn't play any of them after brotherhood, but the revolutionary war setting for 3 does have me interested

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who primarily played the Ezio trilogy, and then moved on to AC3 one depressing christmas morning, it's....ok. Parkour is more fluid but stealth is kind of broken. Combat is nutty but it can drag on with how notoriety is reworked.
      Story-wise its where things dropped off at the end, but the modern day sections were really starting to bring things together. Right up until the finale. It's worth it just for a different experience. And not jumping into the awkwardness of Unity onwards.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's ok. I mean if you beat 1 and the Ezio trilogy. May as well knock it out. It is the point when Ubisoft syndrome started tanking the series for me though. Faces are fricked up in Remastered. I'll give Ubisoft credit for pulling a reverse MGS2 on us without it leaking like everything else they do.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd say brotherhood. They wanted to extend Ezio's story into a trilogy and while I do think BH and Rev are good games, you can see they "slopped" both games by stretching them into two games for pure consumerism. You can see some muddy new features and story bits being added for standardzation and it made AC get "industrilized" from then on. Search within your hearts, no matter how much you love Ezio trilogy and how good each game was, you can see they started the sloppiness on BH and Rev and their success oppened the gates for the AC flood

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a multiplayer Assassins creed thats nothing but the multiplayer from Brotherhood and Revelations

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. That shit was so much fun.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YO HO HO ACROSS THE SE-ACK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking knife ears

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    say what you will about revelations, but the music was fricking PEAK until Rogue and Unity came around
    >tfw 3:50 hits

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me? It's https://youtu.be/tKnLu9lRqd4?t=272

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see what you're going for but I raise you David and Goliath (1:25)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Impresive. Very nice... HOWEVER

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >takes the best part of jesper kyd and supercharges it
            nothing personnel kid, but you'll just have to sit

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              But what if, we take Revelations' main theme and add it to two of the most important AC3 scenes as a leitmotif?

              ?t=62

              ?t=139

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the only good AC3 song is fight club and im dying on this hill

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when that vocoded latin mass hits

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that part when you escape the city suffocating with gunpowder smoke with church bells in the background
      I didn't like Revelations that much, but it had some really kino setpieces

      ?t=156

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me? It's https://youtu.be/tKnLu9lRqd4?t=272

      I see what you're going for but I raise you David and Goliath (1:25)

      Impresive. Very nice... HOWEVER

      >takes the best part of jesper kyd and supercharges it
      nothing personnel kid, but you'll just have to sit

      make space for the GOAT

      >that flute solo at 2:00

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >doesnt post the full 9 minute with the GOAT buildup
        not gonna work like that homie. Here some classy shit instead

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s funny how everyone seems to collectively agree the worst parts of Black Flag were the parts where it still tries to be an AC game.
    They really should’ve just made it a full blown pirate RPG and drop everything else.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's what they've been trying to do with Skull and Bones but the deal they took with Singapore is stopping it from releasing.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AC1 is the reason I ultimately got into engineering simply because I wanted a hidden blade
    >made made a working one
    >immediatly stab my hand first deployment

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bayek is that you?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, hope it wasn't that bad? We talking about a cut across the palm or straight up piercing your fist like a more moronic Bayek?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it shoots out like a fricking rocket because the blade is a bit heavy on the first one and so you either need a stronger deployment spring or a long one to allow the inner mechanism to get propelled for longer

        the longer spring wasnt an option because it required the whole thing to be so long you couldnt bend your arm all the way. it went across my hand because of the way I was holding it. small scar but scared the shit out of me
        the pic here

        >AC1 is the reason I ultimately got into engineering simply because I wanted a hidden blade
        >made made a working one
        >immediatly stab my hand first deployment

        is what the prototype looks like

        currently working on pic related. looking for a tailor who'd be able to make the whole strap thingy and im currently trying flexible filaments to make the rubber straps. The rest of the blade is all metal though, blade is actual steel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tried to use a non-leonardo design while having a ring finger
        moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >non-leonardo design
          A-anon...

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Leonardo modified Altairs design so Ezio could keep the finger

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              No Altair modified it because he realized the sacrifice to prove loyalty wasn't worth having the big obvious tell as to who an Assassin was.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nope, Altaïr modified the hidden blade himself. Just like he gave people dual blades, just like he invented the hidden gun, just like he taught people new assassination techniques. What Leonardo does is decipher the Codex page where the instructions were written, but for some reason a lot of people always misinterpret it as Leonardo coming up with it when if that was the case Giovanni and every other Assassin during Ezio's time should've had their ring finger cut

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I was only having fun, Ezio! Though the blade once required a sacrifice, it’s been modified. You can keep your finger
                I can see it, but it sure makes it sound like Leo made it himself

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Altair detail is in his codex.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Leo was just being a bit of an egotist
                >"The Hidden Blade has been a constant companion of ours over the years. Some would even say it defines us—and they would not be entirely wrong. Many of our successes would not have been possible without it. Still, the device has begun to show its age—and so I have been researching improvements beyond ending the need to remove one's finger to wield it. The first is the addition of a metal plate that can be used to deflect incoming blows. The other Assassins believe it is forged of a new metal—and credit me with the discovery of the formulae (included on this page). It is better that they not know the truth. I have also worked with Malik to describe new methods of assassination: from on high, from ledges, and from hiding places. Basic movements, but critical nonetheless. The third and final improvement is the most simple—the provision of a second blade—identical in every way to the first. Should an Assassin ever find himself tasked with dispatching two targets, he need only time his strike in such a way that he might reach both at the same time. These blades will be limited in number since the metals with which we forge them remain difficult to obtain. I will need to think carefully about who shall be allowed to carry two..."

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people actually referenced this design when trying to make a hidden blade IRL
                >tfw I was one of them

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's okay anon, you just didn't have access to an Apple of Eden

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                but I did

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Altair was the one who got rid of the ring finger sacrifice thing. He pointed out that it made them too easy to identify, so he modified it to work without having to cut the finger off.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            which is fricking moronic to begin with, you dont need to cut off a finger to operate it. isnt it just a string connected to a finger.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The purpose of the finger loss was to prove devotion.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >non-leonardo design
          A-anon...

          it shoots out like a fricking rocket because the blade is a bit heavy on the first one and so you either need a stronger deployment spring or a long one to allow the inner mechanism to get propelled for longer

          the longer spring wasnt an option because it required the whole thing to be so long you couldnt bend your arm all the way. it went across my hand because of the way I was holding it. small scar but scared the shit out of me
          the pic here [...]
          is what the prototype looks like

          currently working on pic related. looking for a tailor who'd be able to make the whole strap thingy and im currently trying flexible filaments to make the rubber straps. The rest of the blade is all metal though, blade is actual steel

          >takes off his ring finger anyway because it looks cooler to have the blade spring forth between his middle and pinky.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He was an Altair fanboy.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              same reason why kylo wore a helmet
              he was a fanboy, he even dressed like Altair
              problem with the cool factor is, the person itself made it cool

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You Be Soft.

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was pretty much dead after 4

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Master Assassin from Brotherhood is my personal favorite.

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really dislike the whole "actually the dude in the white hood is being controlled by some guy in the modern day" plot.
    Plot should have just been "this guy dislikes a bunch of other guys, so therefore go kill the other guys."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Ezio trilogy had good shit with that though. Also 3 with Juno sending Connor on a "Spirit Quest" and having passive aggressive emails with Shaun.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Juno emails in 3 were so fricking funny. People always remember her plot in Black Flag as being about entering the Internet but she was already shitposting Desmond's closed network a game earlier

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the fricking madman
          god, if only he wasn't a shadow of his former self

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Juno was shitposting on this private network during the downtime between plot developments
          You think she could have just been a NEET during the time of the Isu?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            they may as well be gods with how advanced they are to the point they can still appear on earth despite being, you know, fricking dead

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Juno survived as an A.I back up. Forget if it goes into the debate as to if digital survival is an actual transfer for a clone.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well she had a husband, now the question is could a First Civ NEET marry regardless? Was Aita a simp?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >holds for eternity waiting for her
              yes

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Aita was her tier three sub

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first game is the only good game I won't even enter a debate about it. Everything and I mean everything is down hill after the first one. Totally ruined. Shit series. Purity distilled into a single bottle then pissed into for eternity by evil greedy morons who have no fricking clue what they are doing.

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss ezio, fight me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love him too but there's no more to do with him. We saw his birth, death, and everything of note in between.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    3

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=25

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >burns a tower in brotherhood

    >IM EVIL homie I DO NEFARIOUS SHIT homie

    >lights a tower in revelations

    ?t=824
    >enters turkish bar

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    when it stopped being about the the historical Order Of Assassins, and this happened with 2 taking place in fricking Shitaly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i bet you never even played Bloodlines
        you redditor poser

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And then it was naw mayne we tha Assassins now with the Egyptians in Origins

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Assassin Brotherhood has always been incredibly old, and lasted throughout history.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah and they were always pseudo-redditor fedora tippers!
        even before i played AC i knew the f*ench gay at Ubisoft were going to butcher them

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem Rogue had is that it does nothing with its premise.
    It plays identically to the other games except now the Assassins inexplicably have all these heavily guarded outposts you need to capture and they're written as moronic one dimensional villains in the vein of the Templars in earlier games.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean Charles Lee goes from reasonable man in 3's Haytham sequences then turns into a child beater the second you switch to Connor.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Templars
        Not even once

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          More
          >Faction you're not currently playing as
          >Not even once.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Rogue is an awfully written shit show, so it doesn’t count.

  68. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the modern day shit

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who was the best assassin?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Altair

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      AC 3 has my favorite robes. The blue looks so cool.

  70. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When they stopped being about a spiritual successor to Thief/Splinter Cell and started being a spiritual successor to Mario 64.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spiritual successor to Thief/Splinter Cell
      Never happened

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a spiritual successor to Thief/Splinter Cell
      lol
      ass creed started development as a prince of persia game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When they stopped being about a spiritual successor to Thief/Splinter Cell
      lol, the entire point was to have a different kind of stealth and not 'enemy sees you = stealth broken' like the games you mentioned, it's called social stealth

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