I want to watch Nick and Maya kiss and get married
>love Maya x Nick together because they're cute as frick >no one ever makes anything for it and Capcom will absolutely never tease it whatsoever because the fandom is run entirely by Miles x Nick fujoshis
it's not fair
I cant tell if you're doing that old snl skit or not.
>Hello this is Bill Swerski of dah
Bill Swerski's superfans and we're talking about a little know tengu, of a little known town, dah Tenma Town Taros >Dah Taros >How badly are the Taros going to beat the Nine-Tail Foxes this year, Bob? >217 to zip. >Dah Taros. >Daaah Taros.
I guess it would be kind of weird if she went back to Kurain at the end of every day, but it's apparently not that far by train. Maybe she stays at Mia's place?
But the first AA game really implies that the pair are just all the time living together, with Maya watching TV and just hanging out at the office whenever a new case comes up.
I know Phoenix has his own place, but perhaps Maya crashes there?
After Turnabout Sisters Maya probably wouldn't want to live on her own and Phoenix would be glad to help our his late friend by helping her sister through a hard time.
I thought it implied Maya always stayed there at work hours watching TV while Phoenix cleaned the place, like, both she and Phoenix stays there even if there isn't work avaliable.
>Maya watching TV and just hanging out at the office whenever a new case comes up.
Does Maya even have any other friends or hobbies beyond just hanging out with Nick and Pearl?
Absolutely but the trial segments are so rushed and none of the important twists are given time to be shocking. It's like an Ace Attorney speedruner mashing through all the dialogue and presenting all the right evidence without pause.
Yeah, I thought that someone watching it without knowing the cases beforehand would just end up confused by the leaps in logic in court, since the audience isn't given enough time to think it through on their own. It might have been better if instead of adapting the cases from the games, they'd committed to a fully original story. Maybe 3-5 original cases over 12 episodes, with some common thread tying them together. Granted, the writing on the anime original episodes wasn't the best, but at least it was appropriately paced for television.
Why do you assume Ace Attorney fans don't play the games as if most of its western fans aren't bitter millenials who played it in like 2009 on the DS alongside Professor Layton?
He's confused. The newer fans who just watch Let's Plays and don't actually play the game aren't Mayagays, but fujos who think a streamer making low hanging fruit gay jokes about Edgeworth means he's actually meant to be gay.
I got "filtered" by Apollo when it came out because it fricking ruined the series with its time skip. Literally the entire franchise has done nothing but try and recover from the time skip, either by doing its best to ignore it with prequels, or spin offs, or acting like Nick definitely didn't spend seven years disbarred, and was banned from being a lawyer longer than he ever was one.
Fffffrick, man. Apollo Justice makes me legit mad. Don't trust a single person who likes that garbage. Just proof they don't actually think about what they played.
>acting like Nick definitely didn't spend seven years disbarred, and was banned from being a lawyer longer than he ever was one
It annoyed me how everyone sucks Phoenix's dick so much in DD as if he's the greatest lawyer on the planet, when in reality, he's still a rookie in terms of practical experience. The games implied that he rarely took on cases. He has almost nothing to teach Apollo and Athena that they couldn't have learned on their own.
He's at his best as a character when the whole world seems apathetic or even actively hostile towards him, rather than seeing him as some kind of hero, anyway.
I got "filtered" by Apollo when it came out because it fricking ruined the series with its time skip. Literally the entire franchise has done nothing but try and recover from the time skip, either by doing its best to ignore it with prequels, or spin offs, or acting like Nick definitely didn't spend seven years disbarred, and was banned from being a lawyer longer than he ever was one.
Fffffrick, man. Apollo Justice makes me legit mad. Don't trust a single person who likes that garbage. Just proof they don't actually think about what they played.
They should've either gone all in on Apollo being Phoenix's successor or not have done it at all because AA past AA4 is just this weird middle ground where Apollo was clearly set up to be the next guy but Capcom pussied out last minute (my guess is probably due to sales) and threw Phoenix back on top anyway. Throw Athena into the mix and all the newer stuff just really feels sloppy.
becuase of a lot of things >Phoenix x Edgeworth is the LARGEST ship by far because fujos and gays can't into males being friends >Takumi was fricking based and wanted Phoenix and Franziska to be a thing (she also gets cucked by yurigays shipping her with Adrian Andrews) >Iris being a love interest was a plot point left open >then there's Maya
Maya has lower chances of scoring than fricking Jill and Claire, that should tell you something
When you put on more layers that is effectively the same thing as getting fat (for the purposes of this explanation) since your body mass is increasing.
Because of this the area that a coat has to cover increases with each layer you have on, meaning it'll be progressively harder to button up.
Rapidly gaining weight would work the exact same way except your body mass is actually increasing rather than it being simulated by clothes.
If there's a ton of porn for a very specific fetish for a rather niche character (AA isn't really niche but it's not exactly a series porn artists latch onto if you know what I mean), it is almost always a result of one richgay with a ton of cash commissioning a bunch of artists
Because seeing buttons pop open is hot, and this way you can see each layer of buttons go, one at a time. It's not a complicated equation to figure out.
I'm not opposed to shipping Maya with anyone... just with Nick.
His hair looks so fricking stupid, I cannot take him seriously in any romantic or sexual context.
Whenever I see him with Maya (or anyone else), I immediately get turned off.
I'm gonna be honest I never got the hype behind Maya I don't hate her or anything but she isn't any where near my top ace attorney chracthers list.I like mia way more
in Nick's bed
homie WHAT THE FRICK
?
Nicks wife is so pretty!
they cute
The worst thing AA has done is not ship these 2 together.
>love Maya x Nick together because they're cute as frick
>no one ever makes anything for it and Capcom will absolutely never tease it whatsoever because the fandom is run entirely by Miles x Nick fujoshis
it's not fair
Shes barely older than Nick's daughter. Trucy Wright must be protected, even if it costs nick his love life
You can't save her, anon
>implying cuffs can contain trucy
Best day of his life
and her mom probably STILL wouldn't go talk to her
>Shes barely older than Nick's daughter.
Maya is over 10 years older than Trucy. She's 28 by the time she reconnects with Phoenix in SoJ.
why are fujos so awful
They canonically never fricked and he's raising another man's child.
Breasts not big enough, call her sister in.
When she turns back, do her boobs become saggy and covered in stretch marks?
Sure
In the magical time paradox of san Francisco.
Hot dog stand
In a temple down by the river
I cant tell if you're doing that old snl skit or not.
Well you’ll just have to figure it out when you’re living IN A TEMPLE DOWN BY THE RIVER.
>Hello this is Bill Swerski of dah
Bill Swerski's superfans and we're talking about a little know tengu, of a little known town, dah Tenma Town Taros
>Dah Taros
>How badly are the Taros going to beat the Nine-Tail Foxes this year, Bob?
>217 to zip.
>Dah Taros.
>Daaah Taros.
In the office.
Kurain village, LA.
I guess it would be kind of weird if she went back to Kurain at the end of every day, but it's apparently not that far by train. Maybe she stays at Mia's place?
What was the plant called again
Charley
I want to watch Nick and Maya kiss and get married
This. I don't understand why people are against this.
she lives with me! were married and live in Monroe, LA! she actually hates the ace attorney series nowadays
I Nick's average american apartment
He makes the best food.
Looking at the Pokemon DLC is this comic incarnate. But Spain.
how moronic are you
Shut up gaijin
In San Frantokio
In Ace Attorney 1, Phoenix's office.
In JFA and T&T, likely with Pearl in the Fey manor, though sometimes living with Nick.
Maya actually lived on her own. Phoenix had a separate apartment that wasn't the agency, that is until Apollo Justice.
But the first AA game really implies that the pair are just all the time living together, with Maya watching TV and just hanging out at the office whenever a new case comes up.
I know Phoenix has his own place, but perhaps Maya crashes there?
After Turnabout Sisters Maya probably wouldn't want to live on her own and Phoenix would be glad to help our his late friend by helping her sister through a hard time.
I thought it implied Maya always stayed there at work hours watching TV while Phoenix cleaned the place, like, both she and Phoenix stays there even if there isn't work avaliable.
>Maya watching TV and just hanging out at the office whenever a new case comes up.
Does Maya even have any other friends or hobbies beyond just hanging out with Nick and Pearl?
No, sex with Nick is not a hobby
Besides. Sex with Nick is reserved only for Franny.
In Turnabout Sisters she says she's completely alone now that her sister is dead so I always figured she has no friends
In my computer
I love them
Phoenix fug Trucy
>the reason we haven't seen Gumshoe for 10 years is because his wife regularly hospitalizes him
She probably inherited Mia's house or apartment
now post young ema
I always liked young Ema more than Maya am I a bad person? Also her theme is a bop
I like Ema too anon, don't feel bad
I always appreciated how she happily leaves to pursue her dreams of forensic investigation and returns as a bitter failure.
Bitter ema is sex
God she's such a handjob bawd
Maya is pure sex
Ace Attorney would be a lot better if it had more full nude fanservice.
It speaks volumes when she's one of the 2 tolerable female sidekicks in the series.
where the frick is aa7
Obviously in the United States, wearing her traditional American dress
Playfully teasing Maya for not being as stacked as Mia
Wat the Wusty Wrab.
Is Maya supposed to be flat chested or just average?
Apollo Justice should be made non-canon.
Ema is going to be fat in the next game isn't she?
I hope so.
I'm still mad they never got together.
we never really thought about it
hue
thankjs
This is how and where she lives.
i love george
The third ed of the not very good anime shows off her apartment. It even shows that she has photos of Nick pinned up somewhere in it.
not canon then, that woman does not even have money to buy food.
The anime sucks so much but I love it anyway.
Animation quality and pacing aside, the seiyuus all gave great performances. For me it was worth watching for that alone.
Absolutely but the trial segments are so rushed and none of the important twists are given time to be shocking. It's like an Ace Attorney speedruner mashing through all the dialogue and presenting all the right evidence without pause.
Yeah, I thought that someone watching it without knowing the cases beforehand would just end up confused by the leaps in logic in court, since the audience isn't given enough time to think it through on their own. It might have been better if instead of adapting the cases from the games, they'd committed to a fully original story. Maybe 3-5 original cases over 12 episodes, with some common thread tying them together. Granted, the writing on the anime original episodes wasn't the best, but at least it was appropriately paced for television.
The one good thing I think the anime did well was make Turnabout Big Top likeable.
For me, it's the second opening. Always brings a smile to my face when I remember it
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Do Mayagays even play the games or did they watch a let's play of the ace attorney trilogy and get filtered by appolo
Why do you assume Ace Attorney fans don't play the games as if most of its western fans aren't bitter millenials who played it in like 2009 on the DS alongside Professor Layton?
He's confused. The newer fans who just watch Let's Plays and don't actually play the game aren't Mayagays, but fujos who think a streamer making low hanging fruit gay jokes about Edgeworth means he's actually meant to be gay.
I got "filtered" by Apollo when it came out because it fricking ruined the series with its time skip. Literally the entire franchise has done nothing but try and recover from the time skip, either by doing its best to ignore it with prequels, or spin offs, or acting like Nick definitely didn't spend seven years disbarred, and was banned from being a lawyer longer than he ever was one.
Fffffrick, man. Apollo Justice makes me legit mad. Don't trust a single person who likes that garbage. Just proof they don't actually think about what they played.
t. Filtered hard
>acting like Nick definitely didn't spend seven years disbarred, and was banned from being a lawyer longer than he ever was one
It annoyed me how everyone sucks Phoenix's dick so much in DD as if he's the greatest lawyer on the planet, when in reality, he's still a rookie in terms of practical experience. The games implied that he rarely took on cases. He has almost nothing to teach Apollo and Athena that they couldn't have learned on their own.
He's at his best as a character when the whole world seems apathetic or even actively hostile towards him, rather than seeing him as some kind of hero, anyway.
They should've either gone all in on Apollo being Phoenix's successor or not have done it at all because AA past AA4 is just this weird middle ground where Apollo was clearly set up to be the next guy but Capcom pussied out last minute (my guess is probably due to sales) and threw Phoenix back on top anyway. Throw Athena into the mix and all the newer stuff just really feels sloppy.
matt engarde
This was a pretty good twist. I didn't expect them to actually throw a guilty guy at Wright. That was such a great case
Why does Capcom refuse to let Nick and Maya get together?
Its a capcom series so all the males have to be 40 year old wizards
becuase of a lot of things
>Phoenix x Edgeworth is the LARGEST ship by far because fujos and gays can't into males being friends
>Takumi was fricking based and wanted Phoenix and Franziska to be a thing (she also gets cucked by yurigays shipping her with Adrian Andrews)
>Iris being a love interest was a plot point left open
>then there's Maya
Maya has lower chances of scoring than fricking Jill and Claire, that should tell you something
guys make way
*blocks her path*
Thats a child
That's not inflation.
Same thing
No. Weight gain involves a character putting on weight. Inflation involves a character inflating like a balloon.
anon have you ever worn more than like three layers of clothes?
And?
Semantics, it's the same end game fetish.
It isn't, tho. A balloon is different from someone just being fat.
It is, you're getting off to someone getting fatter.
Ballooning outward is different from being fat. Being inflated isn't gaining weight. If anything, you're becoming lighter.
It's still you getting off on someone getting fatter.
It's not. I know this, because I like weight gain, but don't like inflation. It's two different fetishes.
It is, they're both the same result, you're going to have to accept that.
It's not. They're physically objectively different. An inflated person is more ball-like, and round. A fat person is... just frickin' fat.
Again you're just using semantics to justify the same fetish.
When you put on more layers that is effectively the same thing as getting fat (for the purposes of this explanation) since your body mass is increasing.
Because of this the area that a coat has to cover increases with each layer you have on, meaning it'll be progressively harder to button up.
Rapidly gaining weight would work the exact same way except your body mass is actually increasing rather than it being simulated by clothes.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>gumshoe hasn't been seen since AA4 flashback
Gumshoe who?
>All that hyperfat and chastity maya porn
Am i the only one who noticed?
probably just one dude commissioning them
If there's a ton of porn for a very specific fetish for a rather niche character (AA isn't really niche but it's not exactly a series porn artists latch onto if you know what I mean), it is almost always a result of one richgay with a ton of cash commissioning a bunch of artists
Because seeing buttons pop open is hot, and this way you can see each layer of buttons go, one at a time. It's not a complicated equation to figure out.
I'm not opposed to shipping Maya with anyone... just with Nick.
His hair looks so fricking stupid, I cannot take him seriously in any romantic or sexual context.
Whenever I see him with Maya (or anyone else), I immediately get turned off.
>turns 18
>gets replaced
mamma mia
I'm gonna be honest I never got the hype behind Maya I don't hate her or anything but she isn't any where near my top ace attorney chracthers list.I like mia way more
My hottest ace attorney opnion is that I like Athena more than Maya
man I gotta get started on playing through all the 3ds games