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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reddit frog

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i jejed

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    get good

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sd
    >they dont homie stock
    Fair but don't expect a rematch homosexual, imagine grasping onto a stock to secure victory outside of tourney conditions

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      tourney is the only time a homie stock matters. Ego is the only reason you want it in friendlies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's bad practice to homie stock because SDs happen in tourney too and it's important to be able to make comebacks

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its called homie stock for a reason. Why would some netplay rando be my homie?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are some circumstances where I'll jump off the edge after my opponent suicides but not if the "suicide" is a missed ledgedash, or I grab the edge when they miss an edgeguard, or something like that. Unforced errors are one thing but sometimes you don't deserve a homie stock.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe stop killing yourself?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people get so mad when I pick marth? They ragequit on me all the time, but won't do anything when I combo them for 2 hours with fox.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marth is EZ to play, most of them wail on the C-stick
      Even if you don't, people get that impression taht you just like easy wins.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      marth is genuinely infuriating to fight. 50,000 disjointed hitboxes and he's floaty too. fox can rape you but you can also rape fox back so there's a push and pull that's fun.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish they'd let Stadium be. Frozen stadium ain't Melee.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you I like frogs

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey this rollback netcode is great would be nice to use it for other multiplayer games besides samsh
    >devs say frick off we don't care about those games only smash

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its OSS, and the code is game specific. There's no other GCN game with anything near the active player base.

      there are some circumstances where I'll jump off the edge after my opponent suicides but not if the "suicide" is a missed ledgedash, or I grab the edge when they miss an edgeguard, or something like that. Unforced errors are one thing but sometimes you don't deserve a homie stock.

      Sometimes if my opponent SDs I'll ledgedash. Its only fair.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Its OSS, and the code is game specific. There's no other GCN game with anything near the active player base.
        they make a ton of money from developing it from moron smellee gays donating, they can easily help games like mario kart double dash or fighting games

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would they do that?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            to make more money? to help other communities? oh wait I forgot they are autistic smash gays that ONLY care about smash

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, they get paid to make melee netplay. Great job connecting the dots.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no? they get paid BECAUSE they made melee netplay, the updates they do are far smaller then what they get paid to just sit on their asses

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can argue semantics all day. FGC still sucks dick, stay mad.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's specifically coded for melee moron. You can't just copy paste it into other games.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had a dude frame perfect rage quit on me when I pulled a bomb.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are new, better Smash games. Melee was great. When it came out. 23 FRICKING YEARS AGO.

    I get wanting to play old games, but practicing a children's party game competitively like some autistic pedophile is stupid. Move on, there are better Smash games, and hell, actual real better fighting games. It's not 2001 anymore and you need to accept that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Melee sucks, but everything else you mentioned is much worse.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Move on
      Or else what?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh word? which new smash game has rollback netcode besides melee?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does the unranked match always immediately turn into a stalemate the second i stop approaching?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lame as hell players. Same happens to me. I just LRAS, I'd go to a local if I wanted to get camped.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's just how melee is. either get used to approaching, or get used to camping. personally I enjoy spamming projectiles

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I secondary Link / YL and they get camped hardcore. I'm still the one always approaching unless I make a conscious effort to punish their retreats with projectile spam.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          just keep pulling bombs and throwing boomerangs until they stop dash dancing and retreat to the ledge, then you shoot arrows or throw bombs that bounce off your retreating boomerangs, then they ragequit. Very satisfying

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Very satisfying
            Very boring. I'd have to repeat this process 10 times before I find a fun player. I just start with another character usually.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw locals require mask + vaxx + booster
    >#1 on the PR is a troony jigglypuff
    guess I'm never playing melee offline again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one wears masks at any of the locals besides the Carrboro one. You just have to pretend the trannies aren’t trannies long enough to play Melee with them.

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