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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >FRICKING KRAUSER FRICKITY FRICK YOU FRICKING WERE FRICKING SUCH A FRICKING GOOD FRICKING GUY
    yeah demake 4 will be a distaster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Krauser is NOT in the remake though.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >demake 4 will be a distaster
        wait until you find out that Krauser was cut

        wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >demake 4 will be a distaster
      wait until you find out that Krauser was cut

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Krauser is NOT in the remake though.

        That would be like cutting Brad from RE3. Don't be dumb.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        NO FRICKING WAY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gets mad at scenarios made up in head
      yep, schizo moment

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >muh cheesy 1980's action movie dialogue
      No frick off. Imagine getting triggered your rated M game has too much swearing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no fun allowed

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Leon looks at trash disposal, then looks at Ashley
    >"no fricking way"
    >"I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your fricking butt"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >No fricking way, Leon
      >Fricking WAY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"I knew you'd be fine if you landed on your fricking butt"
      still makes me kek

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ASHLEY WHERE THE FRICK ARE YOU?!
    >*objective updated: Find Ashley

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Got some rare fricking shit on sale, stranger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What're you fricking sellin', you piece of shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >EL OGRO DE LAS AMERICAS! COGELO!
      I'm sure this line will be cut.

      >Heh heh heh, frickin' thanks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Whatya buyin, c**t?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah finally, a localised version.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mike's chopper is hit
    Leon: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Mike's chopper
      kek oh no no no anon
      mike is gonna be cut, ashley is going to save leon in the helicopter. but she won't use it as a wrecking ball, she's just going to fly in normally and save him at the end

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >she won't use it to push a fricking watertower, she's just going to fly in and make no mention of buying him a drink
        sovless

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!
      >Frick there goes my ride....

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hey, it’s that fricking b***h (Type B dog)

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I have sent my right hand to dispose of you!
    >Your right fricking hand comes off? That's fricked up!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE FRICKING SMALL TIME, MOTHERFRICKER

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Epic thread

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ?t=2

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >people pretending Krauser wasn't stupid tacked on garbage
    LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >remake is better for removing content instead of trying to fix it
      Why do morons keep saying this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If Capcom was a good company not run by a bunch of nipponic israelites, they would try implementing an adaptation of Operation Javier through flashbacks with the zombies from RE2R/RE3R. Instead, they chose to scrap the entire character

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No fricking way gay

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LOT OF GOOD FRICKING THINGS FOR SALE FRICKING STRANGAH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Not enough cash, dumb c**t

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Autists get fixated on the weirdest shit man.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread
    tell me that you never played RE2make without telling me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he conveniently forgot FRICKING b***hmake 3

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        are we talking about leon's game or jill's game you moron?
        RE3make was done by a different team in and not by Capcom's main dev team that worked on RE2make.

        RE4make is reportedly being done by Capcom's main team.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >specifically say 3
          >are we talking about-
          Cope you moron. Texans can’t be this dumb

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            where the frick was 3 or anything from it mentioned at all in this thread before that post you fricking moron

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Literally above your post, cmon man you’re just embarrassing yourself. We get it, you’re moronic but at this point it just feels mean to make fun of you

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are they actually removing Krauser?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's all shit from Youtuber leaks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU, BRO.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BETTER TRY A NEW FRICKING TRICK CAUSE THAT ONE'S GETTING FRICKING OLD

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based fricking thread
    I really hope they reel in the cursing in all honesty.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Got some fresh drip on sale no cap fr fr

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DID YOU SEND THE FRICKING INVITATIONS. I FRICKING TOLD YOU NO MORE THAN 50 FRICKING PEOPLE

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Playing RE4 for the first time right now, currently at the castle and it's fricking fun, bros. I should've listened.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have fun, first time is a real thrill. I've beat it at least 3 times so far its very replayable.
      Good luck in the water room, you'll know when you get there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that the room where you have to have Ashley raise the two platforms to jump across? Frick that room. That one and the room where you have to fight the two claw guys at the same time. I died a few times before I understood how they worked, since I just winged it before that.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's the final boss battle intro cutscene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I played this back when it was gamecube exclusive and tried to play it again but I kinda hate how it looks up-rezzed. Think it looks way better at gamecube native resolution with a good crt filter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s very much a game. There are many moments I’m playing and I think “Wow this is a game, people who made this know what games really are and they did it”.

        as much as i love when gen z plays old games and gets their shit kicked in, it's also nice to see some of them have fun and realize how much better things use to be and could be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s very much a game. There are many moments I’m playing and I think “Wow this is a game, people who made this know what games really are and they did it”.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you're using the HD project mod.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is problematic about Krauser or is Ganker just being overeactionary again and thinking he'll get removed?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the latter. You shouldn't have to ask.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what the FRICK is problematic about FRICKING krauser FRICK shit PISS asssss

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leaks say they're cutting him and having Luis become a mutated enemy that you fight several times to take his place.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that you fight several times
        Stop this bullshit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          For some reason ever since RE7 capcom has a boner for pursuer enemies, so get ready for another one

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            umm what was your first RE?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              1 remake on GC. I'm aware the series has had them before, but they've had a persistent stalker type enemy in every release since 7.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >For some reason
            Because it saves money. Why make 8 unique bosses when you can have 4 and have that 4th one come back 3 times with slight changes and one extra move?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that you fight several times to take his place.
        Like the re2 demake. That game had 2 or 3 bosses and 1 was reused.

        Except for the VERY beginning, that whole game was boring. There's nothing to even talk about or discuss. It lacked content and it clearly did not have attention put into it.

        Screw anyone who disagrees and IDC how many of you there are

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The leaks mention that the reason he got cut was because his relationship with Leon wasn't previously established and only expanded upon in a wii spin-off released years later, but then again these leaks have "just trust me, bro" written all over it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't the guy who leaked this the same guy that accurately leaked Village months in advance?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't know that, I just take leaks with a grain of salt because of the amount of twitter homosexuals pretending to be in-the-know these days

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That makes sense I guess. Altough the backstory on the darkside chronicles is not that complex and could be summarized in some flashbacks or dialogue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The leaker said he will be cut and everything else was pretty much dead on and has already happened what was in the leak.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be real with me Gankerros, how likely is it that they are going to turn down the gore?
    >RE4 Vicinity of Obscenity remake NEVER

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a blast from the past, jesus

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot shooting the water repeatedly instantly causes it to jump out and eat you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          SOVL

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        damn I was 4 when this came out I rember watching it as a kid

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Krauser bossfight is among the best in RE4, most people just don't understand the ludokino meta of using the knife since it's suppose to be a man to man fight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The QTEs were gay though

      >Smoke?
      >Frick yeah.

      >Smoke?
      >Frick, I'll take one, shit.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LITTLE FRICKING ROUGH YOU CULO MOTHERFRICKER, DON'T YOU FRICKING PENDEJO?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Meets El Gigante the new stalker enemy
      >JESUS FRICKING CHRIST!

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Smoke?
    >Frick yeah.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Got gum, you p.o.s.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect…

    The big fricking cheese.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"HEY LEON YOU FRICKER, WANT TO FRICK MY FRICKING PUSSY UNTIL I FRICKING CUM???"
    >"___________________________________nah"

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The leak said Verdugo is like Mr X and follows you around the castle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Another chaser
      It gets old, why not build something around Leon being infected?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chaser enemies can be okay if the whole mechanics aren't built around shooting with explosives then running through as many hallways as possible for the 5th time. Christ capcom, add a hiding mechanic or something, try something new and, dare I say, scary?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they could learn a thing or two from Alien Isolation

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >tracking device
            Oh frick me that would make the Verdugo fight even better than the original.

            They won't have the balls to do it though. They've already cucked out of the horror genre AGAIN with 7>8

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Another chaser
      It gets old, why not build something around Leon being infected?

      >verdugo is a chaser
      >Luis is a chaser
      >big cheese is a chaser
      what the frick?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The big cheese looks pretty close to a tyrant but he'd have to follow Leon around the village

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >guess there's no fricking sex discrimination here...

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Insider here. They censored the scene with Ada when Leon meets her again. She no longer flirts and moves sexily, she simply kicks the gun out of Leon's hands, says it's good to see him again, and winks before leaving. Leon remarks on how outmatched he is.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Leon what about fricking overtime?
    >Frick, sorry
    >I knew you're gonna fricking say that.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chaser enemy
    People hated the chasing shit in RE2 and RE3, do they never learn from their mistakes? If the leaks are through it'll be a pirate from me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >People hated the chasing shit in RE2
      ????????????????? It was free marketing the world over.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it was practically the selling point of re:make 2, dude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >People hated the chasing shit
      Only literal homosexuals

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Calling it:
    >Big cheese follows you through the village (despite intentionally sparing Leon until he rescues Ashley)
    >Verdugo follows through the castle
    >There is one (1) regenerator that will follow the player on the island

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They cut Krauser, because he called Ada "The b***h in a red dress". You can't disrepect woman and get away with it. Krauser had it coming.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They could’ve just made him a closet homo. I mean look at those kneepads.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"Well if it isn't the fricking chink b***h in the red sweatervest"
      What did he mean by that?

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    people here clearly has not played the original ones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dum dum shut up

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Detras de ti, fricking imbecil!

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Faith and fricking money will fricking lead you to frick-all, Saddler. SHIT!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      While you're here, why don't I introduce you to SHIT?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't remember the fricking name?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >A senior moment, butthole?

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >EL OGRO DE LAS AMERICAS! COGELO!
    I'm sure this line will be cut.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >It's Leon, frick! Sorry I couldn't fricking get in fricking touch fricking sooner, but I was... fricking... bit fricking tied up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God, Hunnigan is so hot.
      I hope they don't frick her up in Rem4ke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You know, you're kinda fricking cute without those fricking glasses. Gimme your fricking number when I get the frick back?

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WASSUP STRANGER
    >I GOT SOME GOOD ASS THINGS ON SALE
    >WHATCHU BUYING
    >AHHHRG...I'LL BUY IT FOR ABOUT 3 FIDDY
    >YOU AIGHT WHITEBOY

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only dumb post so far. Leave Ganker for the day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        But Anon...I'm every single post in this thread

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >No fricking way bro.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Fricking way~

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"FRICKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >HOLY HELL! Are you fricking out of your fricking mind you wienersucker?!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I knew you'd be fine if you landed on YOUR FAT FRICKING ASS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >"FRICKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

        >HOLY HELL! Are you fricking out of your fricking mind you wienersucker?!

        I knew you'd be fine if you landed on YOUR FAT FRICKING ASS

        You got me on that. This demake can be saved.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOUR FRICKING RIGHT HAND COMES OFF?
    NO FRICKING THANKS BRO

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY FRICKING SHIT WHAT IS THAT FRICKIng THING?
    IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF FRICKING REGENERATING MONSTER!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK! NO MATTER HOW MUCH I SHOOT IT KEEPS FRICKING REGENERATING!
      IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME FRICKING WAY TO SEE INSIDE ITS SHIT SO I COULD SHOOT ITS FRICKING WEAK POINT.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How are you feeling?
    >Like a million fricking bucks...

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU'RE FRICKING HAND COMES OFF???

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can someone explain why people called it demake instead of remake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Half of the game is probably cut like RE 2 and 3 remakes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >can someone explain why people called it demake instead of remake
      Well, RE2R is called a demake because it failed to implement all of the content of the original game. RE4R is called a demake because 4gays are afraid that Capcom is going to turn their OTT anime shooter into a survival horror game. With unnecessary amounts of edgy profanity and no unintentionally funny Engrish dialogue.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit! FRICKING rude!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because of expanding on stuff or keeping it they take it out.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heh...I'm sure you FRICKING boys didn't just tag along so we could sing FRICKING KUMBAYA together at some boys scout SHITTY bonfire.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S ABOUT FRICKING TIME
    >Sorry, bad fricking traffic. I'll fricking cover you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha oh man, I completely forgot he got heli-help at the end. Tragically funny.

      >Frick yeah. I know this b***hin' place, it's fricking LIT.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Rip Mike

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DETRAS DE FRICKING TI IMBECIL

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that this is the best thread in Ganker right now.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HEEY
    A FRICKING GUY

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You psycho witch

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Fricking Hell, I really don't give a damned shit. Rain or shine, you're a piece of dogshit going down on my wiener, asswipe.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >FRICK OFF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek
      If something like this actually came up as a command prompt, I'd probably have to press Pause.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >HOHOHOHOHOHOHhMHMM....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT'S SO FRICKING FUNNY OLD ASS b***h

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is no ritual. It's rape!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Isn't that a popular word these days?
      This game really holds up.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    VERY FRICKING CUTE

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Holy shit! Umbrella!? What in the mother frick!?!?

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >You two frickers knew each other?

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TMP or handgun?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tmp

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A boomer moment perhaps?

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know they'll remove the frickin' jiggle physics as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember there being jiggle physics, it was a while since I've played
      But they definitely are going to remove the pantyshots

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nevermind that, they'll change the whole scene so Ashley grapples and puts Leon in a hold like the strong woman she is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And I will fap to it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She'll still get rejected, I just hope they don't make Hunnigan ugly this time

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He thinks Ashley will be attracted to Leon in the remake

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >FRICKING Black person homosexual SHIT FRICK Black person
    >W-what? CURSE WORDS in my videogame? Oh, my virgin ears! Think of the children!
    I'll never understand this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is swearing because it has impact and thematically suitable and swearing for the sake of it (for the later see bulletstorm). Would swearing enhance any of the scenes in RE4? No it wouldn't and as such is unneeded.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I-IS THAT A DIFFERENCE IN CONTEXT? AAAAAH Black personMAN SAVE ME

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >here's your new kick bro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >He thinks we're gonna get to kick

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WELL IF IT ISN'T THE FRICKING b***h IN THE RED SHIRT AND JEANS

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think all this stopped being funny a few threads ago?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Sorry to have fricking bothered you."
    >"..."
    >"Freeze!"
    >"I said freeze you mother fricking son of a b***h!"

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick's the matter, pretty boy
    >Forget your fricking make up or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >has this line
      >following scene cutting to him getting skewed in the bonfire
      >hes still alive and screaming
      Game will chalk it up to ACAB because reasons.

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chainsaw guy shows up
    >"Ah, frick!"
    >plagas parasite sprouts out of enemy's head
    >"Shit! What the hell?!"
    >kill boss
    >"And stay down."
    I fricking hate flavor dialog during gameplay and I know for a fact it's gonna be in the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You're the one who's cursed
      KINO

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, heh, got some shit for sale, stranger!
    >Objective updated: Buy a machine gun

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