>Ahh, I knew you'd come >What a sad state of affairs. >I commend your spirit, but alas, none shall play the expansion. >Miyazaki has high hopes for us, that we argue about DLC, unto eternity
>Errmmmmm ugghhh ucckkkk Mi-Miya-TOSHIBA SAN! Eermmmmmmmm *coughs vigorously * Uhhhh au revoir my dear friend. How are *sweating profusely* you doing ol chap. Yes once again, congratulations to me *blood pressure increasing rapidly* to our success of ermm what was it again? *Brain slowly killing itself* Ah yes, Erin ring. I am calling err to you, see your latest pitch two years ago ugh the last time we spoke *spits at the floor* about Miquella what was it a- AH YES, shallows of the erdfree, yes. I do say *belches* I apologize for the uh delay. The manuscript is more or more uh done. Tis why I was in greek as of late, since you know what they say: Greek, land of uh anal sex. You may be wondering “why greef?” Well, the last and most important part of this expansion Mao-sama is uh the relations with our uh heroine miquella and her husband Mohg. I uh am working very diligently and carefully to conjure *eyes dilating intensely* it’s most sensitive lore. Hehe *wiping greasy sweat from forehead folds* you see I am writing the most detailed, bareback, smelly, disgustingly putrid *penis pumps first time in years* yet vanilla and caring love scene between miquella and her husband me, I-I mean mohg the alpha. Yes sashimi san, of course a man of your intellect understands this yes? This will be for the books! One that will outshine Ramses PORKING and PLAPPING Sansa starks tight virgin abyss. Oh ho Tolkien must be *stomach imploding* rolling on his grave at the moment hehehHAHAH. Oh my, excuse me. That was the update miyamura kun, soon you can tweet, or I should say, EsseX it out to the plebeian masses like you *heart rate increasing* did the last time. Konichiwua then my dear friend, the Applebees are having a three for one special, I shall continue to *carpaltunnel intensifying* conjure this masterpiece of the ages. I’ll make sure Mohg surrenders *eyes bloodshotting* hehe his effren ring to miquellas womb hehehe BWAHAHAHA *AAACCCKKKKKKKK*
LET
HIM
COOK
I'M STARVING
Up your butt and around the corner.
LMFAO
Let's dissect OP for the DLC.
LET
MARIKA
'S breasts
Miquella's feet take time, let him cook.
soon
if you rush a miracle worker you’ll end up with sloppy miracles.
let him cook
>bloody bastard sister fricker
they are meticulously modeling every single pixel of Miquella's boipussy, be patient anon
Just play another soulslop, they are all the same
Please don't release anywhere near Dogma 2
May/June would be ideal
Give me time
>denuvo
It wont, horizon zero gameplay 2 is releasing the day right before it though so we get to watch their game get overshadowed for a third time lmao
How the frick do those morons never learn? They can't compete Japs.
just wait
They just announced the release date
never .
I did her quest and promised. she didn't realize I was lord of the frenzied flame
I murdered her wolf boyfriend twice
DLC with the same development time as Bloodborne gonna blow our minds.
and a longer gap than between DS2 and DS3
It better be fricking huge, it's basically a whole new game with the dev time they're going for here.
Guess Feb 25th is out unless that's the announce date
time travel will be involved in the DLC
>Ahh, I knew you'd come
>What a sad state of affairs.
>I commend your spirit, but alas, none shall play the expansion.
>Miyazaki has high hopes for us, that we argue about DLC, unto eternity
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Zanzibros....
FRICKERS MADE ONE GAME THAT SOLD WELL AND IMMEDIATELY GOT LAZY
FRICK YOU
>one game
sorry, all resources are going to the gacha. Prease understandu
that's a good toll.
Preorders start Feb 21, launch in June
All things considered, it's crazy how there's almost no insider info on this whatsoever when FromSoft stuff gets leaked all the time in the past.
Fromsoft knows they’re sitting on the second coming and probably Yakuza’d any insider. I’m so fricking thirsty lmao
It's coming out February 2025
Two weeks
>Errmmmmm ugghhh ucckkkk Mi-Miya-TOSHIBA SAN! Eermmmmmmmm *coughs vigorously * Uhhhh au revoir my dear friend. How are *sweating profusely* you doing ol chap. Yes once again, congratulations to me *blood pressure increasing rapidly* to our success of ermm what was it again? *Brain slowly killing itself* Ah yes, Erin ring. I am calling err to you, see your latest pitch two years ago ugh the last time we spoke *spits at the floor* about Miquella what was it a- AH YES, shallows of the erdfree, yes. I do say *belches* I apologize for the uh delay. The manuscript is more or more uh done. Tis why I was in greek as of late, since you know what they say: Greek, land of uh anal sex. You may be wondering “why greef?” Well, the last and most important part of this expansion Mao-sama is uh the relations with our uh heroine miquella and her husband Mohg. I uh am working very diligently and carefully to conjure *eyes dilating intensely* it’s most sensitive lore. Hehe *wiping greasy sweat from forehead folds* you see I am writing the most detailed, bareback, smelly, disgustingly putrid *penis pumps first time in years* yet vanilla and caring love scene between miquella and her husband me, I-I mean mohg the alpha. Yes sashimi san, of course a man of your intellect understands this yes? This will be for the books! One that will outshine Ramses PORKING and PLAPPING Sansa starks tight virgin abyss. Oh ho Tolkien must be *stomach imploding* rolling on his grave at the moment hehehHAHAH. Oh my, excuse me. That was the update miyamura kun, soon you can tweet, or I should say, EsseX it out to the plebeian masses like you *heart rate increasing* did the last time. Konichiwua then my dear friend, the Applebees are having a three for one special, I shall continue to *carpaltunnel intensifying* conjure this masterpiece of the ages. I’ll make sure Mohg surrenders *eyes bloodshotting* hehe his effren ring to miquellas womb hehehe BWAHAHAHA *AAACCCKKKKKKKK*
>jrrrrrr marten
It's cancelled. Why can't you people just accept it? It's been two fricking years. They have moved on.
Honestly, I wouldn't be too surprised if they just said frick it and turned it into a full game
it's a free update
I'd told Miyazaki spilled his beer on the only hard drive that had the data
and the giant barefoot stripper he has on staff crushed the backup USB drive after stepping on his face and tripping onto it
Tragic.
Let him cookgays must hang! Where’s my fricking DLC MIKI ZAKY WHERE IS IT!!!!!
Allow him time to prepare the food
TWO. MORE. MINUTES.
I'd rather they polish it then release it in the same state ER released on with all the shitty stutters and crashes
now that I look at it, the tree looks kind of effeminate