WHERE THE FRICK IS JEDI SURVIVOR, ASSHOLE

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crack it yourself.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He literally said he wont do cracks anymore OP. He did that month ago lol. AAA piracy is dead.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao he said that, then went and cracked Lost Judgement

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        * Judgement, my bad i was thinking of buying the sequel

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, not really. Games will remove Denuvo eventually. Tony Hawk just release on Steam without Denuvo and tbh I do not feel like I missed anything even though it took like 3 years.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jedi survivor
    Lmao, I hope nobody ever cracks this garbage

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    shit franchise

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're making a third one, I haven't played this one yet but I hope they go back to more souls-like combat like the first one.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i want shitty ports to be cracked
    how about something good instead?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker is always very vocal about Denuvo being very easy to crack but no one steps up to actually crack it
    >The board keeps begging Empress instead

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    EMPRESS YOU FRICKING DERANGED TROON GIVE ME LIES OF P

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOON!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loser
      pee deserves support so we get dee

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he thinks he's getting a dlc/sequel with these numbers

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its a singleplayer non AAA Soulslike game bro. What do you expect? Freaking Dota numbers?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          7252 reviews means approximately 362600 purchases. that's very good for a new ip, from a studio no one ever heard of.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I liked the demo; haven't purchased it yet because I'm not done with Armored Core 6 yet (haven't even finished my first NG run; the bosses have walled me hard) and I don't want to spend $60 on a game I'm not going to play yet.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its on gamepass you fricking buffoon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        good morning sirs, I will not pay a single cent for videogames let alone goypass.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I’ve played enough pirated games linked to my Microsoft account that Phil decided to give me a free month of PC GoyPass Ultimate
          Fricking lmao

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >instead I'll beg a troony for free pc games because i am poor sirs

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP is not Empressed

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not playable yet. Wait another year of patches.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    CRACK STARFIELD ALREADY FFS

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starfield doesnt have Denuvo

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but yes it does

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pirates games for (You)
    >still deliberately misgender her
    Why are you guys like this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Empress doesnt do it for free, he gets paid, i dont have any obligation to oblige to his mental illness

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who on earth is paying him? Doesent that go against the freaking idea of Piracy? Jesus at this point just buy the game instead of financing a mentally unstable nutcase.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Who on earth is paying him?
          People who desperately want a certain game to be cracked.
          Empress will crack any game you ask her if you pay her $500 through cryptocurrency. The only exceptions are games like the Assassins' Creed games (she personally likes them) and Hogwarts' Legacy (she wanted to shit on Harry Potter and JK.Rowling).

          >Doesent that go against the freaking idea of Piracy?
          Yes it does, which makes it pretty funny.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Great. So you even have to put up with his tastes in games. "I wont be cracking this game anon cause I like it!!" Imagine paying 500 Dollars for a game so that others can play them for free. The buyer probably has some sort of Jesus complex

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"I wont be cracking this game anon cause I like it!!"
              Oh no, I didn't word it correctly; Empress cracks games she like for free, so no need to pay her.
              She also said once that she dislikes anime and Japanese games so she won't crack any of them for free; Judgement got cracked because someone paid her.

              >Imagine paying 500 Dollars for a game so that others can play them for free. The buyer probably has some sort of Jesus complex
              Well, that's exactly how it is.
              The people who actually paid her and went public with it claimed that they did it for the good of the gaming community and to shit on publishers for perceived offenses. The times Ganker has tried to pool their resources so they can hire her to crack a certain game always use dramatic grandiose stances ("we do this because we have dignity as gamers").

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Empress cracks games she like for free, so no need to pay her.
                Yeah that doesent make it that much better. I sure hope that pirates get better options than what they got right now. Even though I dont agree with Piracy as a whole. It sure does make feel a bit sad that the most known Denuvo Cracker is fruitcake.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It gets better: Empress isn't the only Denuvo cracker; there is another, but this person only cracks Football Manager and nothing else.

                When a new Football Manager game is released, this person appears out of nowhere, uploads the cracked version and then disappears again like some kind of bizarre Batman.

                image knowing this much lore of a troony

                Heh, Empress lore is fun. And I talk as someone who buys games regardless of Denuvo so I'm not reliant of her (to be fair I'm one of the morons who bought Soul Hackers 2).

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this person only cracks Football Manager and nothing else
                I already like this guy more than Empress. Sure I have no idea what on Earth Football Manager is but atleast he does it for free and keeps his frontdoor shut instead of rambling about "saving gaming" or "we are the good guys! "

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                image knowing this much lore of a troony

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Assassin's Creed and Starfield? Jesus, Empress has incredibly shit taste in video games. I feel like it's got to be a troll.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No laws forcing me to play along with his mental illness, I am not a leaf nor a tea sipper.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a homosexual schizo, why should I care? also gets paid by his army of simps.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Jedi Survivor, we fricking with Lies of P now

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wanting Lies of P
    As Lords of the Fallen and Code Vein taught us, only the absolute worst Soulslikes use Denuvo.
    There are genuinely good Denuvo-protected games you should ask for instead.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about starshit, I wanna try Lies of P.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's something really funny about a bunch of people who could probably easily afford these forgettable games banging their hands on the dinner table for them to get cracked.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im Brazillian so new games cost around 300 HueHues, all thanks to the government and excessive taxation
      A ps4 here costs more than 2k

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you can afford a gaming PC you can afford the games.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I use my PC to work too
          And im not spending a gorillion hues for a game that might be shitty and regret it later when i could use it to something actually important
          If games didnt cost so much i would actually buy them (i do sometimes, only to be disappointed due to their cost effectiveness)

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WHERE THE FRICK IS JEDI SURVIVOR, butthole
    It's not worth pirating now anyway. Performance is still meh (not horrible like launch but still meh unless you have a good CPU), and in half a year there'll probably be a definite edition with all the bugs fixed and extra content added like battlegrid simulations.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, crack Persona 5

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