Where were you when Kingambit 2 dropped? I was at dentist. I was a believer from the start.

Where were you when Kingambit 2 dropped? I was at dentist.
I was a believer from the start. Can't wait to evolve my shiny, Beast Ball one.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where were you when Kingambit 2 dropped? I was at dentist, when phone ring.
    "franchise is kill"
    "no"

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I was a believer from the start.
    No you weren't.
    Duraludon is one of the most hated pokemon on /vp/. (even on other sites) I fully expect to see a bunch of threads like this now, because it's getting an evo and will be stronger. You're all a bunch of cucks, I actually have more respect for people who still say duraludon is ugly than the one turncoating and saying they were always fans. You Black folk did this with the genies, Eiscue, Gholdengo and now this. I'm sure there's more I'm missing but these threads are so predictable at this point. The real Duraludon fans (which are few) aren't making these stupid threads saying they were always fans.

    TLDR: KYS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Duraludon is one of the most hated pokemon on /vp/

      Which is a sure sign that it has fans.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, you kys you pajeetBlack person
      I was a believer from the start, why else would I have a shiny, Beast Ball one anyway?(also has Gmax factor but doesn't matter anymore)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I was a believer from the start, why else would I have a shiny, Beast Ball one anyway?

        The fact you're making a big deal about it putting a pokemon in a "beast ball" is the biggest giveaway. Beastball is the defacto ball for genn/cloned pokemon. It's easy to Genn Pokemon especially now in SwSh. Why would you think anyone would care you have a shiny in a beast ball? I don't care if you genned a pokemon, but don't pretend you were always a fan. Real duraludon fans were silent all these years and now """""suddenly" there's surge of "I was always a fan".

        Bullshit Black person.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but what the frick are you even talking about? What kind of schizo rant is this shit? Of course fans of Duraludon would """""'suddenly"""""" start talking about it now that its fricking relevant, you mongoloid. How do you dress yourself in the morning with that barely functioning brain cell of yours.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, Just like they were "'suddenly" always fans.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >There aren't a million threads spammed everyday about love for Duraludon, therefore nobody likes it

          Anon, don't make me use the paddle...

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Normies didn't even like Duraludon, they always paired Raihan with Flygon. Just saying

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Headcanon

              That's it, the paddle's coming out

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the fanart of Raihan is with Flygon/Trapinch. You have any idea how hard it was to find decent art of Raihan with his actual Ace?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Literally the first pic I found of Raihan from the first booru I searched was him with Duraludon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Isn't that a recent official image? I was talking about during the height of SwSh, the amount of art on Twitter of Raihan and Flygon hilariously outnumbered anything with Duraludon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No idea, but for good measure the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th images of him with mons were also with Duraludon, with the 5th being just Goodra. Point is, I'm seeing a fair amount of Duraludon, and it's not difficult to find.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm seeing a fair amount of Duraludon, and it's not difficult to find.

                I forgot that Goodra was posted alot with him as well. It has been awhile and I can't speak for now, but during it's height Duraludon was nowhere to be seen. Is it because of unite?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice schizo post tho, gotta give you that.
          Post favorite Pokemon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nice schizo post tho, gotta give you that.
            Yeah I am seething. But I'll get over it. Pic related is my favorite

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Real duraludon fans were silent all these years and now """""suddenly" there's surge of "I was always a fan".
          I've been a massive Duraludongay since it was revealed. If you go to Pokemon Unite threads circa it's inclusion in 2022 I was probably a solid half of the posts that were actual excited about it rather than b***hing (pretty sure I posted this exact piece of fanart too).
          Cope, seethe, mald, etc. etc.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol that looks like a urinal

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it's a urinal
              >it's a toilet
              >it's a lighter
              >it's an inhaler
              >it's a railgun
              >it's a building
              >it's Mechagodzilla
              People see all sorts of things in it, but the resemblance is only vague in most cases. Sign that it's a good design

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's obviously larping. He's going: "LOVE MY SHINEY BEAST BOLL DURALDON! I ALWAYS FAN!!", like a broken record, yet hasn't posted any evidence at all with an in-game timestamp. Curious

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hmm. Very strange. You're posting on this board as if you're an actual human, yet I fail to see any evidence that you're real, and not some bot. Curious that you've yet to post pics, a timestamp, and your social security as proof.. hiding something, perhaps?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Take your meds

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Post feet and a timestamp NOW

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta, but here's a pic of my Shiny lvl 100 Heavy Ball Duraludon instead, just so you know someone cares
            >timestamp
            too lazy, just reverse image search it if you're so paranoid

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              By in-game timestamp, it means the date it was caught, which appears in the summary screen moronkun

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here ya go
                And yeah, that 2 month gap was me dropping the game with the egg still in my party, coming back for the DLC's launch, hatching it, and being met with a shiny.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wedgehurst
                >2020
                >heavyball

                Alright, you get a pass.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Heavy Ball

              Based. Might need to do this myself. Not OP but I have Beast Ball ones that I've used, but Heavy might win me over on Archaludon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day niggehomosexual
            Only going to post my Home screenshot.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sp*nish
              eww

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Thirdworlder

                100% Genned. Fake Fan. KYS.

                I am from Europe, I play the game in Spanish so I learn it better.
                How does it feel knowing only 1 language? Can't be me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I am from Europe

                And this makes you..white?
                Beast Ball is a third-world bait ball. It's like how Dragonball has a massive cult of mexicans. The fact you made a big deal about the ball was a dead giveaway. You can't even get your natures right. This

                nta, but here's a pic of my Shiny lvl 100 Heavy Ball Duraludon instead, just so you know someone cares
                >timestamp
                too lazy, just reverse image search it if you're so paranoid

                guy came with proofs. You're a fake fan that is jumping on to the hype train. There's no reason to Larp as a long-time fan.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, you got me, or not.
                I am not gonna lift a single finger to prove to you that my Duraludon is legit(it is). I just don't care enough about your opinion.
                >You can't even get your natures right
                Oh yeah apparently I am this stupid(in your schizophrenic mind).
                Anyway, off to the gym; a White supremacist is going to the gym today, are you?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Heh I'm off to gym, btw did I mention I speak three different languages and I have a hot girlfriend?(legal btw just like my Duraludon)

                Yeah ok, have fun anon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I am also from Europe and ESL, thus why I wrote sp*nish

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Thirdworlder

              100% Genned. Fake Fan. KYS.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >serious nature
              holy shit, what are you doing?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's been Mint'd, seemingly with a Brave nature, which is even worse than Serious. Rules out it being hacked, at least.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's Timid, not Brave.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I absolutely agree, but I always loved the Kamis.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You say you agree with his false dichotomy, and then immediately contradict it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. It's possible to agree completely with most of what he said if you include the one exception to what he said.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >even on other sites
      post proof

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would someone hate Gholdengo?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mained Duraludon for the brief time I was really into Unite. Wouldn’t say I’m a huge fan, but I like it overall now, and I’m pretty happy it got an evo with a design I like more.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never liked Duralidon. This one is vastly better.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Duraludon is fine, if a bit awkward, but this new one looks sick as frick. Looks like an Ultraman Kaiju, or like something out of Gridman. Considering Pokemon was based most heavily on Kaiju (and yokai) to begin with, that makes this line immediately objectively based and soulpilled.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he's never seen an episode of any toku in his life

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want you to look at me with a straight face, and tell me that this motherfricker isnt on the same level of crazy weirdness that Archaludon is. After you fail the lie detector test, you must forfeit all worldly possessions to me.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        People who dislike the Duraludon line would hate Ultra kaiju

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is a cool starfish monster
          Duraludon looks like a moronic toilet

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If Gamefreak released a Pokemon that looks like two starfish-men with a realistic bat head in the middle /vp/ would call it a shit design and claim that gen 10 was a mistake
            This board's tastes are too bland for Pokemon or Ultraman, among the Pokemon that most of Ganker likes there's not a single weird design

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              wow it's like design philosophies and what fans come to except between two different ips are different or something

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              actually you're half right. If Gamefreak released a Pokemon that looks like two starfish-men with a realistic bat head that was a competitive monster, people on /vp/ willl say it has a good design and they were always fans.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I slightly prefer it to its pre-evo simply because it looks even more moronic, fricking stapler lookingass

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ursaluna 3
    Kingambit is already Ursaluna 2. Just swap the HP and Def and Kingambit has basically the same stat distribution.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GO GO POWER RANGERS

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a staplermon or a bridgemon?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Archaludon is probably the worst pokemon design ever. It's an objectmon with no silhouette, not believable as a living creature, its object mode can't even perform its function or serve as a disguise like other objectmons (unless it's supposed to be a bridge for ants), its color scheme that makes no sense and adds colors to Duraludon's palette arbitrarily, it doesn't look like its type, it's overdesigned to shit, and despite all the design compromises to make its bridge form work, it ends up looking like a staple remover instead.
    if this thing had come out in gen 4 or 5 you would all be rightfully shitting on it but Slop/Shit and Scat/Vomit mindbroke (You) so hard this is somehow acceptable now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      TRUTH.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its object mode can't even perform its function or serve as a disguise like other objectmons
      One of the very first objectmons completely failed in making it's object-like appearance resemble any form of practical camoflauge, though. It's several times bigger than an actual Pokeball, meaning a human would have to be a moron in order to fall for it making it fail as a mimic, and since other Pokemon have no reason to be drawn to the Pokeball shape, it also fails as a natural disguise

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        > It's several times bigger than an actual Pokeball
        but in the overworld it looks exactly like the item pokeballs, which is why it functions just fine as a mimic. That only stopped working once the series moved to 3D and scale started playing a bigger part, which (You) would know if (You) weren't a discord zoomer who's never played a game before XY

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you admit that the scale doesnt matter then, since its real size doesnt correlate to its function. Good!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'm not going to ignore the only possible practical excuse for it's design to function falling apart with the slightest bit of thought just because "it's le game" you onions-chugging millenial homosexual.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            the point of Voltorb is that it looks exactly like the item balls in the overworld until you fight it and you realize that not only is it too big to be a pokeball, it's alive. It's almost as if deceiving the player is the entire reason for a mimic to exist.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >It's almost as if deceiving the player is the entire reason for a mimic to exist.
              Which is why other games' mimics show this off by making it so that said mimic's appearance is functionally indistinguishable from the chest it's imitating until the attack in both gameplay AND design, making it so that the player can go "aw damn I was tricked" while also not thinking afterwards "wait, how does this work?".
              Dragon Quest's used this mimic design for nearly it's entire life without changes, even after moving to 3D, because they understood from the get go the basis of a mimic is to be believably deceptive in both the meta sense AND in-universe, because what the frick is the POINT of a mimic in a game if it's not even believable in that game's already fantastical setting?
              >b-b-b-but they HAD to make it a Pokeball!!!
              Didn't have to make it several times bigger than one.
              So no, this isn't an excuse. Go frick yourself you nostalgiablind apologist.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The anime characters fell for the mimic trap in the first season, size doesn't matter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's an objectmon with no silhouette

      It's silhouette not resembling a bridge is cool

      >not believable as a living creature

      It not being believable as a living creature is fun

      >its object mode can't even perform its function

      Its object mode does serve a function

      >or serve as a disguise like other objectmons

      Most objectmons do not serve as a disguise

      >its color scheme that makes no sense and adds colors to Duraludon's palette arbitrarily

      Its color scheme follows good color theory

      >it doesn't look like its type

      It does look like a Steel and Dragon

      >it's overdesigned to shit

      Overdesigned is a meaningless meme

      >it ends up looking like a staple remover instead

      It having an abstract form looks unique

      >if this thing had come out in gen 4 or 5 you would all be rightfully shitting on it

      If it came out in Gen 4 or 5 I would have used it on my Gen 4 or 5 team

      >but Slop/Shit and Scat/Vomit mindbroke (You) so hard this is somehow acceptable now

      I accept and love Archaludon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's silhouette not resembling a bridge is coo
        its* silhouette doesn't resemble anything, that's the problem. And yes, it is a problem, because a strong silhouette is the first rule of character design.
        >It not being believable as a living creature is fun
        No it's not, it's stupid and immersion-breaking.
        > Its object mode does serve a function
        yeah the function of being an eyesore for ledditors like you to jakface over
        > Most objectmons do not serve as a disguise
        I never said "most" did. Go back to school Rajesh maybe and learn to read and write proper English.
        > Its color scheme follows good color theory
        it doesn't. it adds yellow to the palette which is a complimentary to purple. It has purple nowhere in the design.
        > It does look like a Steel and Dragon
        no, it looks like a steel/electric type, especially with all the yellow energy in the bridge form.
        > Overdesigned is a meaningless meme
        only because people know it's true and treat it like a meme because they don't know how to counter-argue.
        > It having an abstract form looks unique
        no it doesn't
        >If it came out in Gen 4 or 5 I would have used it on my Gen 4 or 5 team
        that only makes you more of a tastelet, not less.

        So you admit that the scale doesnt matter then, since its real size doesnt correlate to its function. Good!

        >So you admit that the scale doesnt matter then
        in 2D, correct. Because gameplay abstractions make up for that inconsistency. In 3D it does matter.

        Disingenuous homosexual.

        No, I'm not going to ignore the only possible practical excuse for it's design to function falling apart with the slightest bit of thought just because "it's le game" you onions-chugging millenial homosexual.

        I'm not going to argue against the argument "it's söy to defend old pokemon design philosophy but somehow it isn't söy to shill for the most nu-gen of nugen designs" against a newbie that doesn't even know what a word filter is, maybe lurk a bit more and you'll know what words actually mean and how to not make yourself look like a troony discord raider

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's söy to defend old pokemon design philosophy but somehow it isn't söy to shill for the most nu-gen of nugen designs"
          >putting words in my mouth because you can't actually argue the point
          Typical

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >its* silhouette doesn't resemble anything, that's the problem. And yes, it is a problem, because a strong silhouette is the first rule of character design.

          Strong sillhouette =/= looking like a previously recognizable thing. You can tell its Archaludon by its sillhouette. Ie; it is good

          >No it's not, it's stupid and immersion-breaking.

          No it isn't, it reinforces the fantasy world Pokemon has always been set in. Ie; it is good

          >yeah the function of being an eyesore for ledditors like you to jakface over

          And to stabilize its center of gravity and allow energy flow to fire focused high powered energy beams. Ie; it is good

          >I never said "most" did. Go back to school Rajesh maybe and learn to read and write proper English.

          I never said you said most did, just pointing out that most others dont and Archaludon follows Pokemon's pre-existing design trends Ie; it is good

          >it doesn't. it adds yellow to the palette which is a complimentary to purple. It has purple nowhere in the design.

          Duraludon already has yellow in it's design, colorblind-kun. Yellow is also a complementary color to blue, which both Duraludon and Archaludon both have. The highlights of the red and yellow are also both hue shifted towards orange, which helps in presenting them as blue's opposite color, which creates a sound visual contrast. Ie; it is good

          >no, it looks like a steel/electric type, especially with all the yellow energy in the bridge form.

          It also has a draconic form, clearly influence by Kaiju, which have historically been translated as Dragon type. Ie; it is good

          >only because people know it's true and treat it like a meme because they don't know how to counter-argue.

          Incorrect, and Archaludon is not overdesign. Ie; it is good

          >no it doesn't

          No other design looks like Archaludon, thus it is objectively, quantifiably unique. Ie; it is good

          >that only makes you more of a tastelet, not less.

          Archaludon is desireable, and thus worth putting on a team. Ie; it is good

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie arch got revealed alongside paradox Raikou and THIS is the one you're choosing to b***h about?? it's a bridge!! it's fricking hilarious

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Voltorb is not a good designed pokemon. It's a pokeball with eyes. If Voltorb came out now it would be insulted, but it gets a pass because KANTO

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see how the porn will be made

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's with all of the schizos in this thread
    I never really gave a shit about duraludon but I kind of like archaludon, it's got issues but it at least tries something with the evolution.

    how mindbroken do you have to be to assume that everyone that doesn't have the same opinion as you is lying

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cross gen evos after gen 4 were a mistake

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    we have reached record high levels of bootlicking

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It happens everytime a pokemon becomes viable for competitive or "good". Hate it the previous day, bootlicking the next

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we have reached record high levels of bootlicking
      we already reach the bottom when h-samurott came out

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude just looks way too silly lmao, Eiscue, Carkoal and even its pre-evo look normal in comparison

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Carkol is an abomination so ugly you forgot how to spell it. They could add a mon that’s just a seething mass of wingdings characters and it’d be better designed than fricking Carkol.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fully expect this to be a slow bulky attacker (ex. ursaluna, kingambit), but it will probably still be good if it's bulky enough to abuse stamina body press.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite modern Pokémon’s many issues, the cross Gen evolutions have been top notch. Ursaluna, Farigiraf, Kingambit, this thing, etc really are rivaling the OG Johto cross Gen evos.

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