Where's my male-only Salandit evo, GameFreak?!

Where's my male-only Salandit evo, GameFreak?!

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Male salandit is like your average /vp/ loser he can't evolve and become better lol

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I think about it, it's kinda creepy and pedophilic that Salazzles can only mate with Salandits (basically underages)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      am now reading a hentai comic about futas enslaving a race of shotas, thanks for reminding me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post link

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just look up Wokada onihobbit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the salandits are just their little cuckoolds while the Salazzles actually mate with chad pokemon in their egg groups like CHARIZARD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of ALL the known pokémon, Salazzle is the only one to canonically make use of its egg groups in the wild, given its habit of seducing harems of males for itself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They mate with human males too

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can see us getting a regional Salandit one day where only the males evolve.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you completely missed the point of the evolution line. are you genuinely telling me fricking pokémon is too deep for you to keep up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's too straight for raging homosexuals like OP.
      That's why they keep getting filtered by Salazzle.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wanting a cool and tough masculine lizard monster as your partner is not homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It is when you preface it with "male only" homosexual. Much less, it's the only girl-only species in the dex with male and female pre-evos, which pisses you off further, as it just REMINDS you exactly what the straight world thinks of raging homosexuals like yourself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like morons who ask for a tsareena male line when male mangosteen trees are extinct.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the devious little bandit evolving into a gang of crooks that hustle in on roasties and steal their simps to add to their ranks would fit tbh

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here it is.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OK, put you hands up /vp/. Who fell for the male Salandit trickery back in SM?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never because scientific reasons.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The reason wild male salandit can't evolve is due to its lifestyle according to the dex. There should be no reason a captive male salandit can't evolve, unless it completely lost the ability to, which the dex doesn't say.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just give the male salandit the same bullshit evolution method as bisharp needs to evolve into Kingambit. This way you can choose between scouring for a famel salandit to evolve easily, or capture a male salandint and go through all the hoops needed for it to evolve

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If they really wanted to hammer it in that it's biologically impossible for a modern male Salandit to evolve, they should've went the Stantler approach and said "it used to have potential but then lost it because it became devoted to Salazzle on a completely instinctual level" but the current phrasing implies all it takes is to raise your male Salandit from birth, ensure it's never exposed to a Salazzle, and feed it only the best diet it could possibly ask for to give it the nutrients needed to evolve, but in actuality that doesn't work because the Black person's apparently instinctively starving himself for the sake of a dommy queen who doesn't exist.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          chadandit when

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, that's as good as saying their ability to evolve got bred out the species. If the Salazzle only mated with cowed salandit, then those male offspring would have a preledictation to being nice cowed little boys, vs the more independently-minded males who may have been able to evolve, but didn't get a ride when they had, ensuring they died out.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Between this and the lack of a male combee evolution. Where is my bee knight for vespequeen GF?

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