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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >thursday
    >still no update
    I am already nearing the end of my current play through of the 1.6 update.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same
      I have one year left to play
      This'll take me a week. WHERE IS IT APE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you one of those troon speedrunners? slow down and enjoy the game

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Neither, I am enjoying the game at my own pace.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's hard not to "speedrun" when you've played the game enough times to get married before year 1 is even done.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    GIVE ME JAS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go get her yourself.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It makes me sad I don't see her right away when I open the thread anymore. Godspeed to that anon, wherever he is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you've missed the past few days, huh?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go get her yourself.

      Jas with pokemon clothes https://twitter.com/_StarbowDreams_/status/1779152171180724383/photo/2

      That's why there are mods to change it into another cellar. Because there're a lot of people who don't find the purpose of breed slimes.

      you're all pedophiles in a world where it's the single most abhorrent thing to be. you'll never have your fantasy e-girl gf, you'll never be happy, and in the event that one of you actually do end up leaving your houses to go and diddle a kid, the only thing waiting for you at the end of that path is the shoe heel of some skinhead against your skull trying to get his stripes in prison.

      suicide is the only honorable way out of the hell you're putting yourselves through

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. actual pedophile

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          many such cases
          https://archive.md/U23XK

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        won't someone think of the pixels?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want to thanks the Anons who work hard in the mods posted here in this board. An oasis in middle of a dead wasteland. If wasn't for you we would be stuck with.....mods like this: https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/22600

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Description
      >this mod depicts moments of mental illness
      Images
      >troon
      Lmao
      Lol, even

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bit of a bummer what happened to nexus, They used to be a pretty good site. I don't have a problem with mods like that existing, people can mod whatever they like, but not when it's so biased in favor of them while banning and blocking anything they deem even remotely "offensive" no matter what. This is the same site that used to host the jas mod for about a year and it was one of the most popular mods for the game and now it'll flip its shit and have a ton of people crying in the comments if you simply make the most obnoxious guy in the valley, that everyone hates, white, despite there being tons of mods doing the opposite and getting celebrated for it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is why sometimes I wish for more content for Constanze, or save characters from RSV and such. But I know is ask for too much when modders are busy with something else. Patience and hoping for the best is all we can do I guess.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Leftist ideology requires censorship in order to survive

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They gave power to lefty moral busybodies and everything went to shit as usual

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've noticed a bizarre lack of custom npc waifus on Nexus. Feels like the last ones I ever saw where Katrielle and Jane, and they're like from over a year ago.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jane have an issue right now because her house used to be where the raccoon tree is now. I used her mod in 1.56 so I was thinking no try her until they fix the bugs and issues. I want to try Katrielle, but the mod isn't updated for 1.6 yet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >see the white cat npc
      >open boxy json
      >non datable
      aaand uninstalled. truly only trash in here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no gato sexo
        The frick is wrong with them?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't worry, you still have rato sexo.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        come on anon all you gotta is edit it to be true yourself

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Does luck increase chance of getting qi beans? Asking because I know I have some lucky rings chested. I never thought about it but can you merge 2 of the same rings at the forge? So luck +4 if I have 4 lucky rings?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seed makers doesn't work to make more?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It should do but I have only just started the quest so I'm trying to find lots of beans right now and put them in the seed maker later.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You cant combine two of the same rings, but you absolutely should combine 2 lucky rings with 2 others because having a base plus 2 luck is really good. I don't think luck affects beeans but that won't matter cayse you get tons from doing everything anyways. Just fish and break open geodes you'll get like 30 to start your seedmaker processing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shame about not being able the merge the 2 same rings. I think I have something like Iridium Band + Burgular's Ring and Lucky Ring + Napalm Ring combo. I've been getting lots of qi seeds from geodes/fishing and cutting down trees. I'm hoping I have found enough seeds in the first 2 days to be set. I just hope I have enough space on both farms to grow it all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > Farming experience now contributes to mastery experience at a 50% rate.
      It's the only viable option, who's cutting trees for mastery

      Dont you get exp for boming rocks? You could probably scale it pretty fast with skull cavern runs. Also tbf it was pretty silly that youd max out mastery in half a season by just harvesting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mining still felt like slow levelling compared to fishing and farming. Fishing feels slow in real time but insanely speedy in game time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No but combine a lucky ring with a burglar's ring for some fun drops.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think the new content will be?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's a bug in SVE what multiply certain characters if you go sleep while they're working. Apparently CA bugfix will solve that, or so they said.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >sve
        bleh
        real question is will it fix the farmer sprite not updating properly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that CPatcher issue? Maybe it will.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Did t he already say it's more fishing and something to do with minimals

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what update

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how can I prepare myself for skull cave as a first timer? need to farm iridium.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Luck is the most important factor. Get the Burglar's Ring and a sea cucumber fish pond for Lucky Lunches if you haven't already.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of food, bombs, a couple stair cases, teleport totem (in case you're about to get fricked), food that increases walking speed and what the first guy said. Although since the 1.5 update I sometimes find it easier reaching the top of the Ginger Island cave first, reaching the forge and merging rings and if you're really lucky you might find a good weapon there as well, then going back to Skull Cave to make it your b***h.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What rings should I be merging? 2 luck rings with an iridium band and a burglar ring?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That is a very good setup, go for it. I like the Napalm Ring (small explosion when you kill shit) which you get later so I usually sacrifice a Lucky Ring for it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget the slime charmer ring. It's very convenient to not have to deal with slimes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The charmer ring is nice but I have still yet to understand the purpose or use of the slime hutch. Just seems like a resource dump

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's why there are mods to change it into another cellar. Because there're a lot of people who don't find the purpose of breed slimes.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It exists to perpetuate the illusion there are viable moneymaking strategies other than wine.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fish smoker actually seems crazy good. Like a fish based method seems reasonable

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I feel it is similar to shiny hunting in pokemon seeing as you can breed slimes to try to get rare colors.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How did you get that plus fricking twelve modifier on that? That's nuts.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >reaching the top of ginger Island before skull cave level 100
        What the frick?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Volcano "Dungeon" is ridiculously, short, it's faster than getting to Floor 10 of Skull Cavern with no holes

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            But who doesn't rush the skull dungeon as soon as the bus is fixed?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              me because I'm scared

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You can all the Iridium you need without getting to floor 100

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you need:
      warp totem to desert
      pickaxe
      weapon
      bombs (and explosive slingshot too preferably)
      stairs
      healing food
      coffee
      spicy eel
      minimum one iridium band for the magnetism, if two then better (magnet rings in a pinch)
      check your daily luck from TV before teleporting, only go on high luck day (purple star on screen)

      the basic strategy is staircasing down and only stopping to bomb close iridium nodes and any mystic stones
      keep in mind that it's worth bombing large clusters of rocks to reveal holes, which let you progress more floors at once
      the deeper you are the more iridium spawns

      How did you get that plus fricking twelve modifier on that? That's nuts.

      new enchantments for non-galaxy weapons

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >+3 Weight
        >-2 Weight

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          one is a base stat the other is an enchantment

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why doesn't it just say -5 Weight then instead of two stats?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              because one is a base stat the other is an enchantment

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Right, but it still adds up to -5 Weight and it'd be easier for the user to understand if it just showed only the sum

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                one is a base stat the other is an enchantment

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Say "one is a base state the other is an enchantment" if you like wieners

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I like wieners

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >still adds up to -5 Weight
                Shit bait. And to let you know that modifier isn't normal. Every dragonstooth has that top one and it will never change, but the bottom one is a modifier and you can reroll it at the forge

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It wouldn't because you can reroll the enchanted stat and not the base stat

                I like wieners

                based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dont listen to people telling you to staircase. Use as little staircases as possible to reach 100. Less than 10. You'll never forgive yourself if you do more

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Year1, winter. Where's the new winter crop?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      in the ground

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You find the seeds/hoeing the ground, break open certain geodes or trade for them if you've done quests for the raccoon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I ate it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      someone sent a pack of 10 or 12 powdermelon seeds IIRC.. who idk... perhaps the coon? Couldn't say if the person I play with gave the coon an item triggering it or not

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's a visual difference between a seed spot and an artificate spot.
      If you really need it start smashing barrels in the mines.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How comes there is no ring for speed?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because food, drink and now books do that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      economic rings are a bad idea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You do realize food and drink each offer a buff, right? Some people don't know that

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are there any drinks for luck?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ginger ale

          There is a ring for speed, it gives you +2 whenever you kill an enemy. Running that + napalm + two iridium bands and I've been sailing through cave floors

          try the speed on crit trinket too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The golden spur looked really interesting but I already had a level 3 fairy box which is just too good, completely eliminates the need for healing food

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm an ice wand enjoyer except when facing enemies that go invincible temporarily at which times I am not enjoying it.

              Keeping them in place is just really useful. Especially with my unshakeable feeling that slimes aren't proccing stairgen due to being too close to the wall. I also really like how the projectile just never expires, you can leave the screen and reenter and it will still be there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is a ring for speed, it gives you +2 whenever you kill an enemy. Running that + napalm + two iridium bands and I've been sailing through cave floors

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Portraiture isn't working for winter portraits for some reason.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jas with pokemon clothes https://twitter.com/_StarbowDreams_/status/1779152171180724383/photo/2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She totally looks like she bedwets in that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dickhead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's looks like a spouse room which is out because normally you'd have to marry a character to get a spouse room for them, but that's a child and you can't marry a child.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus, Clint

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Littéralement moi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is he one of those dudes that wants shit like a zombie apocalypse to happen because he thinks he will be the portag and be super cool and get the ladies?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's situations like this where a person's true character is put to the test. I'll keep Em... I mean, I'll keep everyone safe from the toxic rain!
        >Well that was a dud. And here I thought it was finally my chance to be a hero. Oh well... Back to the grindstone.
        He is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This remind me. The Clint to Cleo mod from modding haven works with SDV 1.6 but in winter, portraits and sprites return to the vanilla dude version. It would be great if some expert can fix it because in Nexus it won't happen. They deleted that mod apparently.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you could just overwrite the winter sprites/portraits/etc with the cleo standard ones if you wanted.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I did something similar using the slight cute seasonal mod. It works wonder.

          >autosage

          seriously, what's wrong with this site lately lmao

          Make a new thread, we need to discuss the new update.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy kek, is this in the base game or a mod?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Base game. Someone need to ask to CA what's the deal with Clint.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All the new lines in 1.6 explicitly mocking Clint make it clear: He only exists to suffer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've been thinking of doing a 1.6 run where I friendship him first and try to see how far I can make it without the mines just using his mailed gifts to craft

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Mailed gifts only?
            I think I've gotten like 2 bars total in a year.
            At that point, I would accidentally fish up more ore than Clint gifts.
            You absolutely could just buy the ore you need from him, but waiting for a mailed bar is not really going to work.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >see Clint's first cutscene
          >decide to try and get him to succeed
          >finally threaten him to ask Emily out
          >???
          >afterward says something about hoping to salvage his dignity
          >'Clint has a crush on Emily, but it is apparently one-sided' -villager gossip
          >later get Emily's clothing therapy event
          >'I think Clint's mad at me. He never looks at me anymore... I always thought we were friends.' -Emily
          The whole thing is just kind of fricked honestly.
          Even without the player dating Emily, he just gives up. There is no redemption or resolution event.
          The best you get is his quotes at the fair about being proud of his work. That is basically the only time he isn't whining or being sad. Poor Clint needs that therapist Harvey referred Shane to.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >always wondered if Clint's date went well and there was a smidge of a chance he smashed Emily's blue pussy that night
            >"My outing with Clint was pretty fun!#$b#Although, he spilled a root beer all over himself within ten minutes of getting there, and then barely said a word the rest of the night."

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Nooo! It's so over.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The date went wrong, this is what Emily says after she goes on a date with Clint.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's after Emily's 8 heart event, the one where she makes villagers try on different clothes. Clint thinks she likes you at that point and gets depressed over it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wait really? I swore this is the dialogue I got after the date scene with them. My bad.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And not longer after he'll seethe about your good looks, charisma and social skills, openly, to your face. And eventually decide to focus on Sandy instead of emily

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >The best you get is his quotes at the fair about being proud of his work. That is basically the only time he isn't whining or being sad. Poor Clint needs that therapist Harvey referred Shane to.
            Pretty sure they added that in SVE

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, it's base game, I saw it yesterday.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I complain about my job sometimes, but I do take pride in my work.
              >These are some of my finest pieces. I hope you like them.
              and
              >It's heartening to see others take an interest in my work. Makes me feel like I'm doing something good in the world.
              >I finished some of these pieces just last week. Please inspect them closely, I stand behind my work!
              are his vanilla fair lines
              If you mean they added more, that sounds nice. Give him a break from complaining all the time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a cautionary tale. Don't be a Clint. Be a based volcel sigma aryan gigachad like Willy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Holy kek, is this in the base game or a mod?

          Jesus, Clint

          CA got bullied relentlessly in hs for being a nerd, i wouldnt be surprised if clint is his bully insert.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i believe ape had a guy named Clint who he disliked the most.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you'll never have your fantasy e-girl gf
    She's right there in my game.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Don't take the bait. Weeks ago I got banned because I took the bait from this idiots. No worth to reply them back.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Linus watches you in the spa.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he has Leo now

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are there any mods that keep the fun going? once i run out of this to buy i get bored instantly. some point during year 2 every time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So you never do any of the Qi quests for the broken rewards? Or the volcano for the upgrades?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >So you never do any of the Qi quests for the broken rewards
        >broken rewards
        I sure love being able to enter people's houses anytime, even though I'll probably have nearly everyone maxed out by then. Nozzles so I can make even more money when there's fricking nothing but the Golden Clock to spend it on? How fricking nice!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's turtles

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why not do a challenge run or something. Frick I'm not here to convince you to play the game if your bored of it

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cut all my green grass on the new meadow farm as the blue grass is way better
    >blue grass doesn't grow fast enough to feed my 36 chickens daily so they need fodder a lot
    Lame

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's kind of weird. Are you clearing it with a scythe?
      Even with that many chickens, that is roughly equivalent to one deluxe coop and a deluxe barn of animals, which is pretty easily sustained on my fenceless fields.
      Something you could try temporarily to get your grass to regrow more evenly is to protect a couple spots here and there in the middle with some type of fence/rod to let the middle fill back in.
      Alternatively, bite the bullet and fodder for a few days to let your grass spread further.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    First time going to the new Desert Festival, what should I prepare for?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Skull cave. Also the currency disappears after the last day of the festival so spend it all

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Has anyone actually done a deep dive or attempted one during that first spring? Unlocking the bus by the 15 or whatever it is.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You could probably manage it with some fishing luck, mainly for a solid starting wep, and maybe resetgrinding the mines for a prismatic shard for the big boy sword before you dive.
          You don't really need to care about the bundles because you get 2 in the forge pretty much just clearing the mines and spring forage/crops will cover the other 2. As for the 42 grand, I don't know exactly what's the most efficient for that, fishing can provide pretty well, and if you autismd or programmed bubble predictions for some days (particular the first few levels).

          Important note, can you obtain the galaxy sword during the festival itself? I think there's the blue tent there, but I'm not 100%.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            From the very premise, I have 0 clue how you would feasibly get 45k+ within 15 days starting from 500.
            Fishing seems like the easiest moneymaker there for the early game, but I think I'd still come up short.
            Say you went mining and upgraded your pick a bit and just absolutely smashed the mines, I don't see how you get that amount of money from there either when you need the bars for pick upgrades.

            Honestly the money wasn't even what I considered the biggest challenge as fishing is insane. It was moreso just finishing four bundles that fast that had me question if it was possible. The spring crops finish in time so that's 1. 2 is spring foraging. But I just don't see what other two you could do in time.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Could you do the joja route and buy the bare minimum membership (5k) + bus route (40k) to get there?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It be tight, and you'd had to spend damn near from 6am to midnight fishing. But around day 4 once You've unlock the fiberglass rod you can start pulling 4-5k a day fishing. But I was more aiming for the CC route not JoJo

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                With the cc you still need roughly the same thing. It's 42.5k to fix the bus plus the extra bundles you'll have to clear before it shows up. Actually slightly cheaper than joja lol

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >as fishing is insane
              Fishing is insane, but still, what's the average spring fish selling for? 160g? Starting day 2 that's still like 40 fish a day, considering you have to eat them for energy, and that you need to clear the mines as well. I don't know, is the mountain lake considered the best Spring Fishing spot (at least up until 7 O'clock in clear weather)?

              Maybe if you got really lucky on the cloud gacha and caught a shitload of catfish I dunno. Maybe caught and shipped the Legend too but that has a rain window.

              Additionally, is the bait maker even fricking worth it for profit fishing? I know the competitions use them well, but the chance increase simply does not seem to justify the loss of an entire fish when
              >the percentage increase doesn't seem massive
              You only get enough bait for 5-10 casts

              Maybe I just got a bad run on it but lets say with Catfish bait I have a 20% chance to catch a catfish when I wouldn't have before.
              I get 7 bait out of the generator for my 1 catfish.
              So this would mathematically equate to +0.4 Catfish over 7 casts, at the expense of some Shad or whatever I would have hooked instead. This is also trading an easy perfect for a potentially difficult catch.

              I know quality is a factor (you can chum the shitters to catch quality), and I might have just had a bad run when I was using it but it doesn't seem nearly worthwhile unless maybe you have a preserving enchanted rod and if you have a preserving enchanted rod what in the frick would you be profit fishing for.

              Fish farms have always seemed completely shit to me as well. Put in a load of effort for a 2% chance at this sweet item every now and again.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I do a lot of lake fishing so largemouth bass and bullheads. Starting day 4 when you hit level 5 and get the 25% value buff you can pull 4-5k a day from the lake.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                4-5K a day is still really pushing it considering that's day 4, and you still need to clear the mines, and buy the backpacks probably, as well as the fibreglass rod.

                I think you can hit the fishing 10 at like day 9 or something, and the roe book is great for energy snacks, so maybe I'm discounting the +50% talent because I'm living the pirate life til I die.

                Like was said, maybe if you used a program or trail and error to predict a shitoad of bubbles, especially on catfish days, you might have a shot, but I think you're looking for a few moments of serendipity to help you otherwise. Which might happen, I don';t think there's anything stopping you fishing up a pirate treasure chest in the first week.

                >No idea how I'll handle the cooking recipes
                Get Garden Pots, use that stuff so it always stays watered. Do this inside your house you can grow any shit you want any time I think. You won't have to destroy your ancient fruit farm.

                I grow my pineapples inside too, for if that quest pops up. 25 to be acceptable, 34 to be safe, and clear it if it pops up on the next week post plant.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Still need to clear the mines
                You actually don't. That's the neat part about the desert festival is you get access to skull cavern regardless of having made it to the bottom of the mines or not.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh my bad

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I thought it was crazy myself. Like you have an early game shot at some goodies if you can pull it off and get there

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          From the very premise, I have 0 clue how you would feasibly get 45k+ within 15 days starting from 500.
          Fishing seems like the easiest moneymaker there for the early game, but I think I'd still come up short.
          Say you went mining and upgraded your pick a bit and just absolutely smashed the mines, I don't see how you get that amount of money from there either when you need the bars for pick upgrades.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Without cheating, it doesn't seem posible

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            clay farming if you don't consider that cheating, but you wouldn't get anything by rushing to the skull caverns with at most a steel pick and some mallet you found in the mines, bombs are expensive as hell now too, that is if you get all dwarf scrolls to even buy them

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Clay farming got patched out. You have to hit the exploit toggle to do it now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                oh yeah, I just remembered, there's a farm that gives you a fish smoker at the start, 40k with fishing is easy with that

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You can always get a Prismatic shard randomly either from a kill or a mystery box.

              [...]
              Honestly the money wasn't even what I considered the biggest challenge as fishing is insane. It was moreso just finishing four bundles that fast that had me question if it was possible. The spring crops finish in time so that's 1. 2 is spring foraging. But I just don't see what other two you could do in time.

              Forge, the only barrier to those is mine depth (hell you could clear the bars while fishing)

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You would need around 100 catfish all smoked to clear that. You would also end up ruining the rest of your run because you would not have the money to get strawbs at the eggfest. You COULD get strawbs at the desert festival, but getting 100 strawbs would require 500 eggs, which is kind of a hard thing to pull off with spring level gear. Besides, you'll basically end up forgoing an extra 20 harvest of strawbs you can get from the CC speedgrow reward. Not only is getting to the desert in spring borderline impossible, it's not worth it at all becsuse the majority of the rewards from it are asthetic things like furniture and the ability to get to very deep in the mines for the standard mine rewards like tons of iridium and shards. It's very clearly meant to be a y2 thing when you're most likely gonna be prepared for dives already

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ohh CA update should be coming anytime soon. A dependency uploaded a new version writing this: For SDV 1.6.4+ only.

    No new fixes, just makes it work for 1.6.4.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on the famous fishing sisters?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to see them in color-coded microbikinis.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They fish as much as they wish!

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what update?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I should try getting bunny Morgan's sprites done today, luckily I don't need to make ear or horn overlays, I found out I can just trim the bang overlays instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cute.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I now understand the late-game hate, going for 100% is exhausting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, pierre's missing stock and all season bait where added for this exact reason, I forgot to have a baby when I went for perfection, i had to do a lot of sleeping to skip the time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, by the time I finished everything in the game I only had 4 million total gold made. I've spent the last two seasons chopping trees and trying to pump up wine production as much as I can just to get it over with

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can't fight that sinful urge to purchase 5 figure units of wood from Robin with my sweet cranberry earnings Y1 winter.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >buying basic resources
          You did not beat the game.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >buying anything at all.
            You did not beat the game either.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Is it possible to play the game without upgrading or buying anything and still make a productive garden? Sounds like a pain in the ass but I wonder if anyone's been autistic enough to do it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I wonder if anyone's been autistic enough to do it.
                Someone did actually. Made a million without leaving the farm at all, aka no buying nor upgrading.

                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQtvF0qmcgg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am missing some crafting recipes, there are a few items I haven't shipped and lastly the golden clock. This is all I have left to complete the perfectionist ending. The golden clock is gonna be a grind but I got 2 qi bean quests back to back which I find fun to make the money making from wine seem less boring.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The golden clock
        I'm just mass farming starfruits in Ginger Island.
        No idea how I'll handle the cooking recipes, maybe I'll destroy all the ancient fruits and just farm each of every plant a couple of times.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >No idea how I'll handle the cooking recipes
          Get Garden Pots, use that stuff so it always stays watered. Do this inside your house you can grow any shit you want any time I think. You won't have to destroy your ancient fruit farm.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    THE PATCH IS OUT

    CHECK YOUR DOWNLOADS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lying fricking bnuuy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I will rape you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >save this image a decade ago
      >never see it posted since
      >post it again a few weeks ago
      >now keep seeing it everywhere

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Took you long enough

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm kinda burning out, bros. Year 2, middle of fall, no more quests since getting to floor 100 in the Skull Cavern (which is boring), barely interact with villagers anymore. There's Ginger Island but that place sucks even worse than Skull Cavern. I could fill another barn full of pigs but just the one is time consuming as it is. How do you get over the mid-game "hump"?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bro get a hat you're blinding me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? If you don't want to do Ginger Island then that's it, that's the game

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can't reason with minmaxers, do not waste your time. Anything that isn't some insane profit making farm or uses the word "fun" makes them go apeshit

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I minmaxed more than most people in the thread, had everything finished except for the golden clock by year 3. I just don't know what else he's expecting there to be in the game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >(which is boring)
      try not spamming staircases

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just found out console is way behind in updates
    we dont even have this racoon tree merchant. ended up getting it on pc over a week ago cause i couldnt wait.

    side note when i started i ended up getting the dish from chopping down a tree(the one thats default on your table) and found that really weird havent gotten anything else chopping down trees

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Console is behind in updates
      Yeah that's how every single update has been. Like a month or two after the PC release it gets ported to console

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >take Miner and Forester skills
    >never lack wood or ore at any point
    It is just that easy.
    As an added benefit, Blacksmith and Tapper have decent moneymaking potential too.
    Furnaces are definitely cheaper to set up than crystalariums, but crystalariums are a set and forget ~194g/day with diamonds.
    Though I am unsure how blacksmith heavy furnace smelting compares with the gem production, I think I would still take it just for Miner anyway.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >25% more wood
      >never lack wood
      lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what to tell you.
        I've consistently had a full stack of wood just sitting around at any given time.
        Instead of rushing to go chop trees as soon as I have the money to pay Robin, I just pull it out and drop it on her desk.
        Same with hardwood.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you're not making enough beehives and kegs then

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Probably.
            Frick beehives. They are ugly. Only have a couple off in a corner to craft some farm totems.
            As for kegs, I didn't properly scale oak production, so I am definitely bottlenecked on that rather than wood, but I have a dozen or so.
            Good enough for what the greenhouse produces.
            My beach farm patch mainly just goes into a dehydrator rather than a keg.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Frick you FRICK you behives are great butthole treat your bees right or you'll have bad shit happen to you, fricko. butthole only giving us ONE (1) flower to work with amonsgt a dozen hives
              Shithead. Your bees DESERVE MORE, you daft c**t.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                go pollinate a flower stinky

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                beetches be mad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i usually need wood near end of y2 or starting in y3 but thats when i start crafting shit i need

          also make desert a tree farm and the quarry a hardwood farm and i never need wood again

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      With the new mystic syrup I guess Tapper isn't completely pointless now, but it's still pretty close. Ape should have made it time based instead of money based. Tappers being like 25% faster would have been an actual incentive to use it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The heavy tapper taps significantly faster.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but that's late game. By that point you probably have a decent supply of syrup for kegs/beehives.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's out

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S OUT GUYS

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Golden mystery boxes now have a small chance to yield an auto petter
    Jojagays annihilated

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The randomization is a little weird, I got almost no iron in the mines all the game, no auto petters from skull caverns, and took almost a year for 2 rabbit feet for the secret note + luck buff with a full heart rabbit.
      and then I get 300 iridium by level 80 in the skull caverns

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Added 20 new ‘alternate’ mine layouts, which can start appearing after reaching the bottom of the mines.
    WHO THE FRICK EVEN USES THE MINES AFTER CLEARING THEM? ADD TO THE SKULL CAVE INSTEAD YOU MONKEY FRICK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would assume it would also apply to the skull cave considering how they use the same fricking layouts, but if that's not the case then lol, lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Not genociding dust sprites for coal

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The mines have an elevator you can use to constantly reroll any floor ending with 5 for zero time spent. Useful if the wizard asks you to kill ghosts or squid kids for a ticket or when you need bug meat for wild bait.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't the cave share layouts with the skull cavern? they just use different textures.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > Farming experience now contributes to mastery experience at a 50% rate.
    It's the only viable option, who's cutting trees for mastery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      On one hand I'm glad I maxed mastery yesterday
      On another hand it was kinda funny that I got my last three levels like within a few days of my summer crops being ready

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      fishing chads stay winning

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do challenge bait catches yield a triplet of XP? If so that's probably going to make it bounce.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I believe so, yes

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any of the important mods broken by this patch?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the good shit is updated for 1.6 now. The only thing of value I know of that's behind is NPC Adventures.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Almost certainly not. But the important part is that custom farmer sprites are still fricking broken.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How's the pet mechanics btw?
    Im just starting a new run now and forgot to edit pet type, would it matter much?

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone upload his modlist for download?
    I want a FRICKTON of mods, but i get a frickton of errors in SMAPi when i try to make a folder myself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homie just look at requirements for each mod you install

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homie just look at requirements for each mod you install

      Use Stardrop and it will link you to all the prerequisites you need if the modder didn't frick up the manifest. Though they always frick up the damn manifest. It's not hard to put the correct version number in your manifest you fricking morons. I shouldn't have to do it myself.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna turn Clint into a fem-boy streamer, and frick him in front of emily

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Emily wouldn't mind that, if anything she would be happy Clint found someone.
      Clint doesn't deserve that, it's too good for him.
      Do it with Sebastian after Abigail says to your face she should've married him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll fem-boy all of the bachelors. NO! I'll fem-boy every man in stardew valley, including Morris

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you use mods you're either a cheater or a pervert or both. Simple as. There's no in-between.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      t. consolecuck

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clint woulda been better as a fat chick, who is still lusting after Emily and being a sad sack of shit.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where did this meme of hating Clint and Clint being a horrible person come from? He's sarcastic but perfectly nice to you once you make friends with him, same as everyone else. He says he wishes a real disaster took place during the green rain event but I didn't want anyone to get hurt or anything, he just meant he would love a chance to prove himself to the town and to Emily, that's all. I really think he stands a chance with Emily once she realizes what a stand up, honest, hard working guy he is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >duhhhh I'm Clint I close at 4:00 PM
      frick Clint he deserves the hate

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >He says he wishes a real disaster took place during the green rain event but I didn't want anyone to get hurt or anything,
      >but I didn't want anyone to get hurt
      >But I didn't

      Clint, get back to work, I have 1k more geodes for you to open, chop chop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >forbidden from love because his job is actually relevant for the farmer
      Clint had a hard life.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you guys like to make a shed for your smelting and ores and stuff, just full of furnaces and geode crushers and gem duplicators, etc? Do you keep your mayonnaise makers inside the coop? Stuff like that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I put my furnaces in the mine cave and get pissed off when Marlon destroys them walking around with his SVE schedule. Marlon aside it's a good spot for processors.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish rocks that spawned on the mountain farm just had a chance to contain ore rather than there being one big patch of rocks you can't ever build on without wasting the feature.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best way to get coal early-ish in the game?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just going through the mines normally will get you enough coal to smelt what you find. If you actually want to super stack coal, just keep rerunning the floors with the little black dot creatures that drop coal when you kill them.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    was is this thread autosaged? are the mods moronic?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Been a bit since they've done that. Course they have to start again right when the update drops.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >autosage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      seriously, what's wrong with this site lately lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Whoa buddy, the board needs the room for 20 more Fallout Threads, sorry.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        well it's not a cultural icon like smash after all

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Thread killer, lets kill some threads tonight

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >new thread was 404'd
    OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN

    make another

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