Everybody dies. Not everybody who dies can say they fricked Asari. It's like mantis sex. The odds may not be in my favor, but I am still going to jump on the chance.
Only for that one line of asari with the cursed womb. You don't die after sex with just any asari. Also asari have veganas or something close to it as Liara references the slang term for it is azure
That's why the ideal grouping is one Asari to every human couple. mShep won't work because Ash is space-racist and won't put up with blue poon, while Miranda is barren, so the best possible Mass Effect romance is fShep+Liara+Kaidan
Most attractive face. Fun personality that's a great match for Shepard dynamism. Actually gets her shit together and learns how to care about others. This fixing her major flaw. She's pretty much the best case scenario of the "I can fix her" meme. But it feels more honest because she fixed herself after a little help. Also she can get pregnant and tattoos don't bother me. Ash is fine if that's your thing, but I find her mostly uninteresting. Miranda just repelled me from the get go and is barren to boot. Perfectly fine subordinate, but I would want nothing to do with her romantically.
>topped by an alien and her massive blue wiener >dommed by a psycho chick in the Amazon position
This is the kind of complex choice ME2 and ME3 needed.
Tali
Ashley. She can have babies, Miranda can't and she's a fricking clone of a dude.
>has whole galaxy full of aliens
>chooses human
I am sorry anon, but I want to establish good dicklomatic relationship with the Asari.
>He doesn't know
You don't have sex with them, you just give them your genes to randomize their DNA with and then they make an Asari child.
brain sex though
sorry sweatie
asari futa wieners pound your shep's butthole
Well, they can still femdom me with their embrace divinity brainmelting stuff.
You know you die after that right?
Everybody dies. Not everybody who dies can say they fricked Asari. It's like mantis sex. The odds may not be in my favor, but I am still going to jump on the chance.
Who the frick are you gonna say it to? The void? That is a shit argument.
Only for that one line of asari with the cursed womb. You don't die after sex with just any asari. Also asari have veganas or something close to it as Liara references the slang term for it is azure
That's why the ideal grouping is one Asari to every human couple. mShep won't work because Ash is space-racist and won't put up with blue poon, while Miranda is barren, so the best possible Mass Effect romance is fShep+Liara+Kaidan
Kaiden as dad of both kids or Kaiden as dad of femShep's child and femShep as dad of Liara's child?
Not even a contest.
The aliens are all terrible, except Samara. And the one or two others that are worth it, don't have nearly as much screentime to make them worth it.
miranda can lick my wiener clean after i creampie ashley
human women are the best
>nooo salarians age differently
>he's 14 but that's considered adult by the salarian union!!!
Shepard is gay and loves his gay husband kaidan
Jack(ME3 edition) if we're talking humans. Tali otherwise.
Why Jack?
Why not Jack?
She does seem like pure sex
And love
How good is she? In bed, I mean
Sweet and tender
You know, that sounds about right for Jack
She raped my Shepard.
Most attractive face. Fun personality that's a great match for Shepard dynamism. Actually gets her shit together and learns how to care about others. This fixing her major flaw. She's pretty much the best case scenario of the "I can fix her" meme. But it feels more honest because she fixed herself after a little help. Also she can get pregnant and tattoos don't bother me. Ash is fine if that's your thing, but I find her mostly uninteresting. Miranda just repelled me from the get go and is barren to boot. Perfectly fine subordinate, but I would want nothing to do with her romantically.
Based
Everyone knows that Liara is the canon love interest of Shepard, just like Destroy ending of ME3.
Frick canon
hag sex
Which way?
How can you look at this face and say no?
>topped by an alien and her massive blue wiener
>dommed by a psycho chick in the Amazon position
This is the kind of complex choice ME2 and ME3 needed.
Jack. Liara, is a fricking rapist.
>bog effect 3 ashley
no thanks
The best mass effect chick:
>Jack's face
>Miranda's body
>Liara's breasts
>Tali's personality
>Ashley's xenophobia
PERFECT
>Tali's personality
Ruined.
Who cares, romance is for gays. I'm here to save the galaxy and kill batarians
a hot b***h is the usual reward for saving the galaxy tho.