which fantasy race has the strongest human fever?
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which fantasy race has the strongest human fever?
which fantasy race has the strongest human fever?
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Elves
anything with the fur or scales
what about green skin
The viltrumites from Invincible turn to good if they've ever had human dick or pussy.
Omni-Man doesn't seem very good at the start of the series
incase's alien goats of who I don't have a SFW picture saved, so have this Christian friendly one.
>reverse image search
>it's gay shit
ugh
In the Forgotten Realms it's objectively Song Dragons followed by either Silver or Steel Dragons. Song Dragons literally view themselves as Human. So perfect is this belief, not even 9th tier spell reveal it.
>Song Dragons
>3E lore
so not cannon then
It's spelled canon, dipshit. Take your bare-bones 5e Twitch edition and shove it up your ass.
come on man, I prefer pathfinder, I was just stating that they've been dropped
It's finished, you mean. The whole appeal of 3e/3.5 is the sheer deluge of content, and all the lore beard shit you'd of had to of been there to know like all the stuff before Wizards reformated their website, destroying shit. Or old Dragon Mags, Kobold Quarterlys, or other Candle Keep adjacent shit. I'll look at 5e in a decade or two.
All I know about Pathfinder is Eberron stuff, and I don't know much at that. I'm too deep to learn anything else.
>I'll look at 5e in a decade or two
By which point WotC will have declared it not progressive enough, and you'd be looking at barebones 9e content.
Chud transitioned?
Detransitioned
>which fantasy race has the strongest human fever?
gobbo
>shadowheart
sounds like brony homosexualry
TORtanic 2.0 like
Elven "males"
>Women hate me so much i need to play pretend in video games where nonhumans actually loves me for merely being human
Top kek, you incels and your tragic mindsets always provide so much entertainment
People probably don't hate them they just think they do due to cripplingly low self esteem.
Well obviously, incels sabotage themselves all the time, but instead of reflecting upon it and changing, they start to blame everyone else. It's easier after all.
It's genuinely a tragic mindset.
>I just saw a human male with a tiefling
>faerun has fallen
Tie between goblins and kobolds
>kobolds
nobody wants to frick dnd style kobolds
Dwarf fortress gays proves you wrong.
One of the wotc marketers uses goblins and kobolds as stand ins for his pedophile urges.
He's been doing in routinely for years. It might as well be a bot post at this point.
What? Goblins should have (Relatively) big breasts and large thighs. Kobolds are disgusting however.
I'm just telling you what the marketer is using the topic as a proxy of. Same thing with all the dwarf spam and why they aren't companions.
It is always just a wink wink nudge nudge allusion to
>hey fellow anons, do you like pedophilia
In the way he does it. It's been that way for years and on /tg/ too where they shilled before BG3 came out.
What bullshit did you say to get her make that face
she just hates Selunites
Man, shart got mogged hard! Can I recruit the cutie at the front?
that "cutie" is a butch dyke lesbo
why did they make isobel so much prettier than your women companions?
that I wouldn't mind having sex with a gith
Definitely elves.
around elves, watch yourselves
that's right!
at first you are just friends on an adventure and then bam you are balls deep into her and expecting a child
drow
>POV: Ao personally rewarding you with triplet drow wives for worshipping him for 5000 years and asking for nothing in return
Is that a super Jacked Dragon sorcerer, if so. Based, and if you gave him high strength even though it gives you nothing in return, even more based.
Drow and Elves
Elves, especially dark elves.
dark elf ears fluttering when they see a human warrior
she's worse looking than shart and minth
>worse looking than minth
And that's how I figured out that you are a homosexual
Elves
Altmer in TES.
They fricked so many human woman a new mutt race was created (Bretons)
It was one specific clan that did it. I'm 99% sure Alyeids did the same thing, but all those died in conflict for one reason or another. The Altmer clan was overly magnanimous, and that's why they fell out of power in the end.
Shadowcoochie's dark bush is the only thing I remember fondly after actually playing that shitty incomplete game