which is the Lewdest RTS with out mods?
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which is the Lewdest RTS with out mods?
which is the Lewdest RTS with out mods?
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coomers are a menace
based
your time is up coombrain. BE GONE
>being afraid of coom
touch dick
A menace to deez nuts
Are they white?
Coomer culture is an inseparable part of gamer identity.
wonder what his coom score for final fantasy was.
also i checked your binary.
>gamer identity
peak soi
>1997
>white anglo name
>all caps meltdown about cooming
>ejaculated in a public arcade
this is peak gamer sovl, you wouldn't understand
>peak gamer sovl
As long as you play with elves.
awooga
Did these women actually appear in the games?
middle and right one do, left is the canon phoenix warrior and appears if you choose to play as the shadow warrior in shadow of the phoenix.
Yes. The one on the left is the protagonist,the one on the right and in the middle are plot-critical NPCs.
I got my ass whooped when playing skirmish mode, how to git gud in this game? Seems like the enemy AI keeps throwing lvl 8-9 mob while my troop can't hit shit
have a nice day
why do you judge me, what if im asking to avoid thouse games?
a pervert and a liar, it keeps compounding
>RTS
On the whole, the genre is a total sausage fest (unless you count mobile gacha). If you want honeys, consider SRPGs or assorted turn-based games.
What the FRICK was EA thinking when they added basicaly porn stars to the game
trying to appeal to a waider market?
I don't think much thought went into it at all. Someone saw a bunch of Tanya and Zofia clips, thought that was the magic ingredient of RA2, and decided the new game needed a whole lot more of that.
And they were right.
Well Zofia was the best part of RA2.
Don't know but its actually annoying to play this game and having them shove this in your face. I came to play a strategy game not watch porn.
Also frick the AI in this game it cheats using support powers wherever it wants because it has permanent vision of the whole map
lmao if you think RA3 is bad with the support powers then play mental omega, it's even worse.
Frick off chink, nobody plays your trash and nobody ever will, no matter how hard you shill.
girls are only in the cutscenes that you can skip. Game is made better by having them.
Just admit you are gay
simpsons would NEVER do this joke today.
well, maybe if it was 8 year old boys in thongs and high heels.
Thanks, Capitan obvious
you know, we live in a society
Simpsons would never do any joke, because it's not funny any more.
Would EA make a simpsons rts?
>Don't know but its actually annoying to play this game and having them shove this in your face.
You don't like breasts? What kind of nerd are you!
wah r u gai?
Gay.
>hot women
>George Takei
>JK Simmons
>Tim Curry
>male commanders who weren't big names but still gave good performances
The casting was 10/10. RA3 was only let down by its gameplay being messy, which is admittedly pretty damning.
They are actresses, just not that kind of actresses, I don't see the problem.
>added porn stars to the game
didn't happen
for red alert 2 it was most likely the money
It was a long time ago, when publishers actually pandered to the people who buy their games.
we love money and if we give the audience what they want this will make us a lot of money
Yeah like wtf, it's totally tone deaf with the cheesy b-movie cutscenes and plot, it triggers my ludo narrative dissonance.
why do you insist on turning every board into coom shit? go back to Ganker you fricking c**t
was looking at the Read alert covers and the question came to mind,
blue, or red?
I wasn't even aware that there was a blue cover till just now.
I think it was a reversible cover and when it was sold most copies had the red cover facing out.
you just know
Cant unsee it now
lmao what?
You just know
heh.
one might imply
>blonde tanya
yuck
wow i actually never saw a non soviet one
>Three titted futa monster
or
>No hip having dog fricker
left side: troony woman*
right side: troony man
*a top tier one, as close to passing as men can ever get
childbearing hips any day
>Left:
- Ugly yet feminine face
- Two and a half breasts
- Double dog tags
- Helluva belly
- Massive dick
- Two flanking shield guards
>Right:
- Pretty yet masculine face
- Essentially a man's shoulders and chest
- Feminine wasp waist
- No legs, instead the winding serpent tail of a Naga
- Pet dogberts
It's probably the girl on the right, since at least I'd be banging a mythological creature and not a man.
>- Feminine wasp waist
>- No legs, instead the winding serpent tail of a Naga
>at least I'd be banging a mythological creature and not a man.
Damn, is that comic still running? Takes me right back
>throwing anus
heh
wut, left face is more masculine than the right face.
the left face is wider, has a masculine jaw, a huge nose, and it looks like he is wearing a wig.
as a bonus the dog tags is visible on the left, which is a masculine thing, while on the right it's a girly thin necklace.
and look at that throat shadow on the left. he photoshopped away the adam's apple itself but forgot to fix the shadow
Left face is shorter with a weaker jawline and no real browridge. Long face, strong jawline and brow ridge = male.
>left face is wider
Stop and re-examine. They're the same width, the left is just proportionally shorter. That's normal, most woman have proportionally wider faces since they're not as long as male faces.
>huge nose
It's bigger but only out of width. Thats's just an ugliness thing. Ugly people have thick noses, male and female alike.
>dog tags are a masculine thing
Accessory, ergo moot point. Tomboy marker essentially, which is admittedly a turn-on.
Remember that I'm still not banging left since it is actually male (has a dick), so I don't really disagree on a deep level. Well noticed on the adam's apple - but at the same time, that face i an ugly woman's face and she has three breasts. I've met women who actually look like that.
the slope of the jawline is steeper on the right side, which is a feminine jawline
>Ugly people have thick noses
EYO HOL UP WHITE BOY
Joke's on you. Right's body is actually a massive prehensile penis coming from her waist.
>sexy ladies posing
Was this the golden age of videogames?
I remember how vidya magazines of 90s and early 2000s would have pages dedicated just to booth babes in their event and conference coverages.
which is the Lewdest RTS WITH mods?
when I was a teen I downloaded some topless mods for Warcraft 3.
one of my first wanks was on warcraft night elfs. You could say kids back then were more sophisticated, nowadays they go straight to the
hardcore porn i imagine.
for real. I wanked myself off to vogue back in the days.
i nutted to this pic way too much back in the days, whilst at the same time wondering if this one was meant o be Tyrande because of the tiger, or a generic Nelf Huntress because of the glaive, nelf female unit death sounds still gets me hard tho
/vst/ is truly a cultured board
A tigers wiener is actually the size of your thumb
>nowadays they go straight to the hardcore
players maybe, nowadays blizzard is busy putting night elf women in burkas and replacing risqué paintings with fruit.
hey I nutted to that pic too
whatever, junior
we used to jack it to underwear models in the Sears catalog
when ASCII porn came out, it was high tech
What if I did both?
im more hardcore. my first nuts were to gta 4 strippers
porn maps for Broodwar
Rimworld and Crusader Kings
foot fetishism is a mental disorder
my poor lungs
thanks bro, i was getting some work done now instead im wanking
Resist the temptation. Those are your children you are massacring. Only cum inside women or a glass tube so they might have a fighting chance.
yes, and?
>RA2
>the perfect balance of sexiness and professionalism
>RA3
>full frontal prostitute trash
that image is fantastic, i shall name it "red x alert.jpg"
Which is the lewdest vst game with mods?
Arguably CK2/3 with black market mods where you can literally rape people to death on demand. IDK how CK3's progress is going, maybe it'll be a fullblown princess trainer/grand strategy hybrid when some time passes.
ck2 porn mods sprung up later in development
ck3 mods were frontloaded with some really basic framework stuff but a lack of depth, so probably a long while.
x-com UFO defense with the X-Piratez mod. chests and booty aplenty, as well as references to gals (your superhuman women units) using slave boys for R&R, along other things
I jerked off the posters that come with this game a few times when i was a kid.
In Cultures games you can pair up any unmarried male with unmarried female. When you want children you tell them to breed and they get busy. In latest game you can even choose the child's sex. Though despite all this storks bring all the children.
have a nice day coomer moron frick off where you belong Wrong board
you don't like women?
God hates coomers and all other people who try to hijack feminism as a way to cover for their putrid degeneracy and I'm not even a feminist. I guess what I'm saying is stop trying to pretend you give a shit about women beyond their aesthetic value and maybe people would treat you with a little more respect simply for being honest.
how did you read feminism into anything said in this thread?
It's aimed at the 'don't you like women?' people.
ah like me. what, don't you like women?
they're calling you gay, dumbass
Excuse you, hijack feminism?
It was always about extra economic resources, and exploiting free women, moral parameters were a carrot, and only a comparative minority ever worked on it, to whatever vague extent of "equality" they came up with in their head, the rest just followed by their own moral notions or some interest.
Also respect is only given for deeds, don't equal it to proper conduct.
>hijack feminism as a way to cover for their putrid degeneracy
You just described almost every single feminist right back to its inception.
I hate women. Truly the Black person of genders.
feet
Valkyria Chronicles has some good waifus
Frick the haters here. They'll be the first jacking off hypocritically.
the characters/casting were/was great in RA3, and the gameplay was simplistic but far superior the rest of the franchise when it comes to multiplayer/pvp (which I understand is despise don this board for some reason).
It's only the artstyle that I cannot defend, they really fricked that up.
The music was fine, inferior but fine.