Which new gaming genre will he invent next? He's already invented the Stealth genre and the Strand genre
Which new gaming genre will he invent next? He's already invented the Stealth genre and the Strand genre
Which new gaming genre will he invent next? He's already invented the Stealth genre and the Strand genre
hes gonna call her back, right?
Maybe. She did an interview where it sounded like her poor manager not being on top of things was why she wasn't in the last game but also that the two were still on good terms. And unlike what dub gays who follow Hayter say Kojima does like to reuse actors and associates a lot. You could properly list a dozen names in Death Stranding he brought back from previous works.
I fricking hate women.
no moron
you are so obsessed with them.
If you would truly hate them, you would ignore every thread about them instead of pasting this stale meme every chance you get, to get some sort control over your life again (lol)
pathetic fricking loser, women are prostitutes but you gays are fricking furry tier moronic attention prostitutes
frick you, frick women for not giving me access to their holes but frick you even more
I hate women so much it's unreal.
Love from Albania
>He thinks it's a meme
>H-henlo, Kojima-san, is that you?....
>H-enlo.......
She should just marry a Japanese man and live there.
She's 30+ years old and still lives with her mother.
Death Stranding is a 10/10
Death Stranding is a 10/5000. And these 10 points are only for Reedus.
Filtered.
How good is it without the Kojima Kock SucKer tax?
Based Kojima.
He should hire that Quiet chick again too.
Quiet is a butterface, Mama gives me diamonds.
It's ironic, because my diamonds don't come from the dogs.
You actually like that man-jawed mutant?
U RIKE BUTTERFACE?
No
Outed yourself as a jawlet. Miss Wagner is the only man-jawed horsefaced troony in Death Stranding.
Quiet looks like the chudjak meme if he was a girl.
She unironically is. Qualley has a perfect face shape. Perfect natural symmetry. Baseddoux looks like she smelled a nasty fart. Her eyes look squinty and her lips puckered. So unbecoming of a woman. It just shows how Anglo-Celtic beauty stomps out disgusting frog women.
Seydoux has resting b***h face (which I'm personally not adverse to at all), otherwise she's hot as frick.
salsa senor por favor?
He will invent the making anon seethe genre. Oh wait, that's at least 20 years old and will endure forever.
the full nude body scan with 4k sole textures genre
I hope this isn't for real and they're actually calling it Overdose. A generic bargain bin name.
It isn't real. The Overdose leak or rumor came with a date saying we'd see it and a trailer at the Xbox show. We didn't confirming it as fake.
People that only know the localization title will be confused by your post. But I get it, anon. lol
>Which new gaming genre will he invent next?
Whatever it is I hope there is plenty of walking, shoehorned b-list actors from america (and jerking off to america and americans in general), fetch quests and pretentious story with maximum amount of exposition that treats the viewer as an absolute idiot.
I fricking loved how Death Stranding was pretty much two products ducttaped into one (one was a boring movie made by Kojima hanging out with his actor "friends" and the other was boring walking simulator made by his studio while he was traveling around).
>(and jerking off to america and americans in general),
Jealous euro detected
>horror game
I don't think Kojima is well suited for horror. Especially after seeing PT. He's not known for being subtle. I expect a lot of edgelord shit and not a lot actually scary.
Ah, yes, anon, after seeing the extremely popular PT, you, yourself, have decided that he isn't any good at horror. Good job.
This man cannot be stopped.
He's going to 'hire' a barely 20 year old actress who looks 15, and fully mo-cap her. He's going to shoot shower scenes, sex scenes, confusing nude dream sequences and there is nothing you can do about it.
man livin' the dream
How dare you betray me like this Kojima, you said i was your top 1 kino wino sexpoggers? how did you choose that downie Margeret Qualley? is it because she gave you a rimjob after eating a spicy hot japanese curry! Make another booking for the casting couch at once
It's because qualley doesn't have a butterface
I wish to live in your headspace where Lea Seydoux is a butterface lmao
He just skips the middle man and puts out a VN about breeding chicks on the casting couch
>strand genre
That's not a thing. Kojima is an eccentric homosexual hack
I've seen several webms of her death stranding character giving a bunch of shota bjs
pretty nice tbh
sauce me
imagine kojima and valve teamed up and make a vr horror game...
Walking Not So Interactive Cinema “GAME”.
Really? All this guy does is get the newest C lister girlactress to do his who cares videogames.
He'll invent the Dose genre in which the game will drug you as you play it
Do people honestly think he invented the Stealth genre? There were multiple stealth games before the original MG, and both MGS and MGS2 were incredibly rudimentary given the other stealth titles that released earlier and later in their respective years.
No, he thinks he invented it.
mgs2 was absolutely not a rudimentary game and full of TECHNOLOGY, even for the time
The cutlery genre.
maybe he is just too moronic to use fork and knife and uses two knifes as chopsticks
it's obviously a bridge metaphor of sort
other cutlery wouldn't look as good
>dorito pope and le creative dad
I hate these two wienersuckes so much.
>the Stealth genre
Well definitely not the trash bait genre considering you have a lock on that OP
>video game
>will star in
FRICK OFF
I jerk offd a lot during once upon a time in hollywood, that hippie underage pussy was too alluring.
Quentin knows what's up, he knows.
>Strand genre
lol
no one is going to make a "strand genre" game
wtf even is the "strand genre"? no one is going to make a game remotely similar to death stranding, ever.
>more celeb wank
i like the games gameplay but he wastes so much budget on that shit
You're stuck in the timeline where Kojima is genuinely talented and his haters are just butthurt underachievers.
death stranding sold well because it was a good game though
Im playing mgsv for the first time and WHYS IS THERE NO WAY TO MAKE QUIET BAREFOOT SHE DOES THE POSE IN THE ACC AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT IF SHE WAS BAREFOOT THE BAREFOOT MODEL EXISTS KOJIMAAAAAA
both the best 2d metroid and coolest game ever made, how did they do it bros? also metroid thread
Why does Kojima threads always turn into Ganker threads? You guys are like anti-vidya. What's with the 3DPD obsession?
you can buy a sex doll of her death stranding character
Kojimbo just needs to stick to what he already has experience with. No need to create new shit.
what about a game where you use momentum to help you walk from one place to another place but with a hint of tactical espionage and stealth tactics while delivering packages and one of the packages is an aborted baby in a cryogenic sleep like state