Which of these is the most tolerable? And your rank? OD>O>V

Which of these is the most tolerable?
And your rank?

OD>O>V

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's all the same ubislop treadmill

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    valhalla is a piece of shit not even worth pirating
    as for origins vs odyssey, it depends, origins is obviously shorter and alexandria is vastly superior to any location in odyssey, but the happy-go-lucky vibes of odyssey and kassandra being one of the hottest vidya characters of all time make it better for me overall
    origins is nice, but it feels too much like a subpar version of previous titles, whereas odyssey is witcher 3: xena edition
    odyssey has some of the funniest quests out of any game made in recent time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kassandra being one of the hottest

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit taste is no longer incurable, anon
        also, i should mention that she's hot both in terms of looks and personality, which is extremely rare

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          > she's hot both in terms of looks and personality, which is extremely rare

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odyssey has so much absolutely worthless filler in it and the story is so half-baked even by AssCreed standards that when I was doing the mythology DLC I genuinely felt like I was going insane. I stopped playing Valhalla after the France DLC so no idea how moronic that one has gotten.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rogue and Black gay are superior

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Origins is the best of them. Odyssey although has better overall combat but it is so damn packed with copy pasta tier stuff in it.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odyssey was fun for the first 5 hours or so but it gets repetitive really fast, it's a completionist's nightmare. never tried the other two.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like Origins.
    I liked Odyssey.
    Valhalla is just shitty Odyssey.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      my problem with valhalla is that it's just an extremely unappealing game in every way
      the main character is shit, the world is shit, literally why would i want to spend 150h playing it to completion?
      kassandra is a god tier character, but even bayek is much, much better than eivor

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kassandra is garbage. So is Eivor and Bayek.

        Odyssey is fun because it's a silly fun Greece Fantasy Action game. Valhalla tries to be a serious Assassin's Creed game, but also can't forget the fact that Odyssey sold as well as it did, so they tried to be both games at the same time and just fell flat. The nicest looking part of the game is back in Viking Land. England looks like shit and is boring.

        Origins on the other hand is similar to Valhalla in that it tries to do something new while still retaining it's core game and half asses everything about it. Egypt is infinitely more appealing to explore, but the gameplay is even more boring than Valhalla.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bayek is the most soulful assassin
          Cope and dial 8

          ?si=aNu02S4uIuuSJT9y

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            the character is much worse but the voice actor is better than alexios/kassandra/eivor combined
            very talented Black

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just play Odyssey and skip the other 2.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to buy black flag on steam until I realized it needs to run uplay or whatever third party software ubisoft uses

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      From what I've heard the legit copy can erase your progress if you lose connection with the server while playing.
      The pirated version of the pirate game runs better. Go figure.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      From what I've heard the legit copy can erase your progress if you lose connection with the server while playing.
      The pirated version of the pirate game runs better. Go figure.

      Where is a good place to get it if I don't want to pay for it?

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird, people who preferred to play as Kasandra instead of Alexios are 100% gay.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But then you end up with the unbelievable situation of Deimos being Kassandra.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who gets beaten by Alexios. It's less belieavable that Kasandra could beat Alexios playing as Deimos.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      holy projection

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alexios is just better. You are definitely gay.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope, his voice acting is considerably worse and he is just generic Spartan guy 283838
          At least with Kass, she’s openly sassy, sarcastic, Witty, angry, relaxed erc. She has range
          Alexios is mild mannered zero to 100 anger and nothing in between. He is the better Deimos tho

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alexios has bags of personality. The roastie was just a power b***h self-insert.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're a tasteless moron

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>>

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >>>>

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nope, his voice acting is considerably worse
            why do trannies always say this when you're able to choose male or female in a game, what a load of bullshit.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's what he is saying

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                whoops I didn't read all of his post lol

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                whoops I didn't read all of his post lol

                wait no there was nothing wrong with my earlier assessment, he was being serious. Trannies do indeed cope by always saying that the female voice actor is better, which is 100% moronation because females aren't badass warriors capable of intimidation, simple as.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're not intimidated by females, why are you still a virgin?

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not females fault for why I'm virgin, it's society's.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                It you

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                nuh uh
                You can't raise a big family with the pennies you get as a wageslave, so why should I bother perusing a woman if I'm not interested in casual sex?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >reasons why you would choose male or female
              >but you can chose male or female!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 word: canon
      you're welcome to copenseethe

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odyssey > Origins >>>>> galactic space >>>> Valhalla

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    all the same ubishit trash
    have a nice day

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I 100% all three of these games and dropped several IQ points as a result. My contrarian opinion is that Odyssey is the worst. I liked Valhalla because the darker tone appealed to me VS the wacky Greeks. There's like two interesting storylines in either of them, it's 99% trope filler slop. FRICK those fricking rock cairns goddamn blow me, whoever added those can suck my entire wiener and balls.
    >Origins
    I was excited about the setting but this one was meh to me. I don't think Bayek is that interesting, his wife treats him like garbage and steals the final conflict because Ubi couldn't cope with being told no on having a female protagonist. It has the shitty RPG stat/leveling system with none of the RPG freedom. Camels were my favorite mount in any game and I liked that city with all the big fat crocodiles in fancy hats.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >odyssey the worst one
      Truly a rare opinion tbh, I think it’s the best. Couldn’t get into Valhalla but basim is cool igs

      Odyssey just for Kassie.
      If you disagree you are literally a homosexual.

      agreed, she is a QT Amazonian and mogs layla and Aya and Evie Frye

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        kassandra is amazing
        when she shoved that guy's eye up the goats ass i knew i found my wife

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about this one?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      mobile game tier trash

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess no one played it here

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        we were waiting for this moron to crack it. not going to pay for a ubisoft game

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ubisoft impressed me with this one, they made it worse than Valhalla, which I didn't think was possible.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really enjoyed Odyssey for 10-15 hours, thinking it was a solid 9/10. Then the amount of copy-paste became evident and it wasn't fun anymore.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanted to give some ubislop a chance, but i couldnt even make it 5 minutes into origins before uninstalling due to awful sound quality. i honestly first thought my earbuds had broken. how do you frick that up?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odyssey just for Kassie.
    If you disagree you are literally a homosexual.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i played odyssy first and it was kino, ancient greece is just awesome, rp as spartan is kino, i went back to try origins and it didnt feel right (the climbing and combat was all fricked up compared to odyssey) so i dropped it after an hour, then i played valhala and it was fun but its too big and i got bored, maybe ill try it again sometime
    i dont think im gonna play the black japan one cause its just why...why choose a black guy from japan as protagonist there must be thousands of interesting japanese to choose from and they go with the 1 rare monkey
    just make some african game instead, is history so dry in africa they cant find some figure to make a game out of. CRINGE

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the black thing is literally a rumor from a serial liar
      i dont understand why people still believe that shit

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        we'll see, they might have leaked the idea themselves to gauge public opinion but im not playing an african refugee in japan

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Origins has kino desert aesthetic.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Origins > Odyssey >>>>>>>>>>>>> Shitalla

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Origins is the most tolerable. The worst thing about it is the b***h wife.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odyssey > trash > Origins > diarrhea > Vallhala
    I hate that Odyssey is such a soulful game, the world, the characters, the quests, everything is unfiltered soul.
    But the execs at Ubislop decided to put their Ubisoftisms into it regardless. It's a shame going from kino interaction with the characters, and a journey through the beatiful world to a stealth segment where assassinations don't kill you targets because of the autsitic leveling system.
    Origin is alright for it's story.
    Valhalla feels like a game made by EA.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, odyssey is pure soul, i agree
      so many of the quests characters have stayed with me in ways i didn't think were possible
      i could have never expect ubislop to be so good
      valhalla is the exact opposite, it's as soulless as possible, it's like some netflix trash turned into a game

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only played 1 and 4.
    I've never played Odyssey but I've always been tempted since ancient Greece is a setting I'd be interested in.
    How do the two MCs work in Odyssey?
    Does it go back and forth between them in the story?
    Do you pick which one to play as every time you use the time-machine?
    Do you just pick it at the start of the game and you're locked into it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pick at the start and the other one is also present in the game.
      Canon choice is you pick the female but obviously it doesn't matter.

      I've played Origins and Odyssey and Origins looked nicer but I liked the greater customisation of Odyssey more. Gameplay wise they're similar but Origins has a more engaging story for two thirds of the game but Odyssey had more side stuff.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it still have the time travel shit that was in 1 and 4? I hated that.
        I'm tempted to pick the girl just because the idea of a female assassin sounds novel.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Be aware she isn't an assassin. They don't exist in this time period.

          And yes. It still has modern day periods but honestly iirc it's wholly optional to go into detail with it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They don't exist in this time period.
            Well I know the assassins didn't exist until some time after 1000AD but, again going by 1 & 4, there doesn't seem to be any relation to the assassins from history.
            >Be aware she isn't an assassin
            That's even better honestly. I was very disappointed when 1 came out and finding out it wasn't really about hashishin, crusaders, or religious conflict at all. I guess it's my fault for not doing more research on it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s wild to think the past 4 AC games (not including mirage) we haven’t played as an assassin at all

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's not wild at all
              also, the only good thing about valhalla is that i could play an archer and one shot people
              i wish more games let me play a stealthy assassin

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Origins is tighter than Odyssey, but I prefer Greece to Egypt myself.
    Not touching Valhalla. Kassandra is not canon to me at all.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kassandra is not canon to me at all.
      That doesn't matter to anything at all

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unity and Syndicate are superior

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I throughly enjoyed and finished Origins
    I liked Odyssey's vibe but it was REALLY bloated so I had to rush the ending to finish it. also, the story and writing was worse, and this isnt from a chud perspective (woman bad etc)

    I dont enjoy vikings so I didnt play Valhalla but I heard people who didnt like ODY due to reasons I listed enjoyed vikangz more
    so even though I'm a HUGE greek mythos fan, and as someone from the Med region, I have to go with AC:O. I also think its a great game on its own and third best AC game.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you got fed up with Odyssey, be aware Valhalla is 100 times worse in the bullshit bloat department

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're all pretty good in their own way

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Origins. Its short and plays the same as other two, but has actually ok story. Other two are just copy paste of Origins and are very streched out badly made RPGs with forgettable characters and generic storylines that an AI bot could write.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >origins has a good story
      >but kassandra is forgettable
      insanely bad taste

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did I say good story? I said ok story. And yes all characters are boring and bland in odyssey, Kasandra is a badly written Xena rip-off, and alexios is just a gender swap of that.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Kasandra is a badly written Xena rip-off
          wtf does badly-written in this context mean
          can you give me an example?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Read a book instead of fanfics

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valhallas story is literally the storyline of The Last Kingdom, but ran thru AI rewriting to make everything bland and forgettable. Its literally a cheap immitation of that.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Origins

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're all bad so Origins I guess. It's the shortest one

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Origins was going strong, and i had cun exporing side quests while doing Main quest, it kinda flowed seamlessly untill the end act where it felt rushed and just mission after mission got dumped on you just to tie up the story. Badly I might add. The roman, egyptian and Greek cities atleast felt different from each other, while in Odyssey and Valhalla its all bland copy paste from one city to next, WHICH MAKES THOSE GAME LENGHTS EVEN MORE PAINFULL.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ubisoft is so mismanaged that nobody wants to invest in it anymore LMAO. It used to be a 20+ billion dollar stock and now it's 2.5 billion

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valhalla would've unironically be the best of the three if it wasn't so bloated so i have to go with OD>O>V

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would never been the best of the three because:
      - Eivor has the personality of a wet sock
      - The map is the ugliest one in all the AC franchise, everything is a muddy green, brown and grey. Even the bayou in Liberation is more interesting.
      - The main campaign is the most boring shit imaginable. Once you do one region, the others are exactly the same bullshit over and over again

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odyssey had the best setting
    Nobody cares about we wuz kangz/vikangz

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we wuz gayreeks is any better

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did they manage to get the combat worse with every next game?

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valhalla combat is dogshit, I couldn't stomach it

    • 4 months ago
      Moose

      Why? Because of the stamina? Dodge cancel out of your combos, you earn more in two light attacks than three dodges and it makes the combat way faster than Odyssey and lets you be far more aggressive than either Origins or Odyssey.

      Odyssey is better than Valhalla

      Nah, Diablo Loot ruining the general gameplay of the series by forcing you into specific playstyles instead of being a jack-of-all-trades like literally every other game in the series proves that. Story is better on Odyssey's end but the characters are terrible across the board outside of Barnabas and Ceolbert. Both Kass and Eivor are some of the worst MCs next to Shay and Jacob, they're completely terrible as characters. Especially Kass since her canon decisions make no sense, particularly with Deimos and Sparta.
      Odyssey also has way way more filler in the base game compared to Valhalla, Valhalla only got worse after the added patch content. Valhalla feels reasonably large and has more variety in buildings and locations compared to Odyssey which you very quickly start seeing all the reused assets and content and the checklist gets really egregious really quickly.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey babe 😉

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're wrong
        no, I will not elaborate

  38. 4 months ago
    Moose

    Origins >>>>>> Valhalla > Odyssey

    The Diablo Loot paired with builds completely ruin Odyssey's gameplay as a whole.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Odyssey is better than Valhalla

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