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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right because she has thicker thighs

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why not both?
    stray_pubic_hair covered erect nipples looking at viewer

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Bryant > Shitmus

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the feathers in right's hair but I think she needs more booty
    I think the best Samus would probably lie in between the two designs of "wienersucking bimbo" or "roided out carpet muncher" most people draw Samus as. It makes sense for her to be toned but keep Justin Bailey and completion screens in mind so you remember that Samus is supposed to be a sexy b***h

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bigger

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      moar

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not let her be muscular, tall, AND have a nice ass?

      Now we're talking

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why not let her be muscular, tall, AND have a nice ass?
        Define "nice ass"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          An ass that actually has a visible crack, not like the pancake ass on the right of OP's pic.
          One that's full, round, and perfectly compliments a pair of wide hips.
          One that can kill me more efficiently than her power beam.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Right is not a pancake, it just isn't fat

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then I consider a fat ass a nice ass.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would fat be nice

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because my penis said so

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >head 1/12th of body
      Awful proportions

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off Sybb

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day sybb

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right
    with left's hips and ass.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Right is really cool, wheres it from?

      I like Samus as a bad b***h but left does have a nice bum

      >nice ass
      It's just dumpy and droopy.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right is really cool, wheres it from?

    I like Samus as a bad b***h but left does have a nice bum

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're fricking gay

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sybb

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the zero suit has permanently damaged the franchise in both america and japan which is why based spaniards are the only ones that can be trusted with the brand from now on.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree and furthermore I think Metroid guy being a gorl was a mistake.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If by Zero Suit you mean Other M then sure

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean it was the logical conclusion. Guy puts Samus in a helpless situation with a cat suit, that shit infected the hell out of the fanbase at large. Then for some reason Sakurai doubled down on the latex dom shit??? Like why? It has nothing to do with Metroid.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    right but im homosexual

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one where she lays metroid eggs

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right, because I can't imagine someone as badass as Samus looking any other way. It's muscular enough to demand respect, while still retaining the feminine profile.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one on the right would crush my pelvis, so that one

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    both.
    in my mind, right is the original.
    it would be cool if left was a clone- same samus, but genetically modified to be controllable and be more visually appealing for reasons...

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    left doesn't even look like an adult, head is very big compared to total height.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will empty my balls onto both's feet

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how her shoulders are kinda broad in right pic indicating strength but her hips just BARELY being past her shoulders makes it not look too weird

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flabby butt Samus
    >roided Samus
    Both are absolute shit

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The morphball because Samus has always been a ball trapped inside a woman's body. The Zero Suit ruined her character.

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Right is for closet homosexuals.
    Fortunately left is what we get in Smash, because Nintendo knows that Samus is a character only heterosexual men truly understand.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left is just fat

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the girl(female) one duh
    also how old is sybb by now

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