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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brujah.
    If i'm gonna play something something as autistic as VtM, at least i'm gonna have fun doing it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tzimisce. I think it provides a variety of oppurtunities. You have your typical flesh-sculpting weirdos, but you can also run mafiosos, gang leaders, ruthless business owners, etc.
    I have never gotten deep into V:TM, but I once played a Tzimisce loan shark with high leadership and business skills. I'd extort debters for blood and had a 3dot bodyguard. Both of us were 1dot famous withing Chicago. The bodyguard was a ghoul decked out in max combat body armor. If our game would have progressed, I had planned to flesh sculpt him with subdermal armor and superstrength while also acquiring an anti-tank rifle for him.
    The long term goal was another 3dot ghoul huntress-assasin lady.
    Another player's character made homosexual jokes about my character and the ghoul, so I secretly orchestrated with the GM a hit-and-run against his character to annoy him. Silly guy near broke the masquerade.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what you're talking about.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >post it outside the general
    >half the responses are just confused what you're alluding to
    Congrats you played yourself.
    Also, totally Nosferatu.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really effective masquerade

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vent>Tzim>Las>

    [...]

    >who cares

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whichever ones are just the freemasons in real life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like to play Malkavian.

      Any of them, the freemasons are so infiltrated that you're kidding yourself if you think they have any control or secrecy since WWII it's a glorified frat house for dads.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well the blue lodge is. where'd you think the matrix for the idea for a blue pill?

        Scottish rite.... yeah probably infiltrated. York... yeah no duh... hmm...

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t know what these groups are but I prefer these silly guys

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Night's black agents is the superior vampire themed ttrpg and I think it's time we stopped pretending it wasn't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally not. It's good because of the conspiracy pyramid, but doesn't have an ounce of the flavor, atmosphere, and angst of VtM. Seriously, play a game set in the 90s-early 2000s and you'll see what I mean.

      >T. Storyteller running a year long chronicle in NYC in 2001

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mekhet

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have always played as either Cappadocians or Giovanni depending on era. One time I played a warrior Salubri in a dark age game.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Clan Lewd Tiles
    >Clan Tree Urban Moa Heads
    >Clan Sad Tunnel
    >Clan Florist
    >Clan Fawkes
    >House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha
    >Clan Budget Chaos
    >Clan Hip Hat Square
    >Clan Spin like an Egyptian
    >Clan Mum Will Be Real Mad
    >Clan Rabbit Hole
    >Clan Suck my own Dick
    >Furries
    >Clan Boob Snoot
    >Clan Half Empty
    >Clan Kill the King

    Choose, A. Wyatt junior.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which clan has the most dominant cute girls? I don't want to be embraced, I want to be owned... maybe ghoul would be a better role for me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tremere is the clan submissive males pick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wouldn't all the real nutjobs be malks

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Going by rows
    >octogram
    Fancy cool and geometric, but kind of already in use by a major religion. 7/10
    >anarchy in distress
    Ugly and uncreative, 2/10
    >skewed ahnk
    Classic but overplayed
    >heads
    Why the goatees? Why?!? 0/10
    >crown
    Your symbol of authority is a symbol of authority, how boring. And what's the cross for? You're the undead kingdom of christ? moronic, 0/10
    >Broken mirror
    Fine i guess, nothing special. 5/10
    >spikey wheel thing
    Geometric enough to easily go on a flag, distinctive and it looks like a cool eye. But it doesnt mean anything so 6/10
    >tragedy
    Fun, good use of asymetry, 8/10
    >Starburst/wheel
    Looks cool, means nothing. Best i can do is a 7
    >nested pyramid of eyes
    Dope. 10/10.
    >Half-sphere
    Very minimalist. Too minimalist. 6/10
    >rose
    How do you expect someone to draw this or stitch it onto a flag? Stylize your flower better, 5/10
    >geometry homework
    3/10
    >Oroborous
    8/10, losing marks for being hard to stitch onto a flag
    >sword and scepter
    You're the good twin of the crist crown, but you're still painfully generic. 5/10.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You skipped on my clan on purpose, didn't you? Wait next time you go to the wood.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heel. Good dog.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >geometry homework
      Don't diss the squared circle.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homework
      I'm old enough to have Descriptive Geometry classes back in my youth (CAD, but by hand) this opens up some traumatic memories.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a lasombra dandy.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lasombra, but with the new metaplot I couldn't care less about this setting.

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