People are going to be so damn disappointed when these "hot professors" have the personality of cardboard with a couple defining traits written on in sharpie
Also im getting scarlet for the lizard not the Milf
Doesn't matter. Gullible herds of fans will buy because of Pokémon. And newcomers, zoomer kids will buy it only because it has dank memes, play it for some hours and quit because it's too difficult for them >giga chad professor >lechonk, lechungus. My meme is there >smoliv, wow!
Fans and normies are also responsible for the current state of Pokémon. Shit tastes.
>revealed that the professors are actually human forms of the box legendaries >scarlet gays get to ride the cave milf but in scaley form but have to stare at the dilf from now on >violet gays get to ride the gigachD dilf but get to stare at cave milf ass all day
Which do you pick?
I'm a gay but unlike other gays I'm going with Scarlet because Turo looks bland as frick if not for the suit, if I want some generic dilf I'd just look at porn. Also Koraidon looks more badass than Miraidon.
At this stage I'm leaning scarlet because I like their legendary more, but I'll wait to see what the version exclusive mons are since that's really all I care about
They got away with removing Pokemon and moves, what makes you think they couldn't get rid of character customization too?
You're already not allowed to use your own clothes during gym battles in /ss/, and you haven't been able to use customization while riding the bike since S&M.
I miss when pokemon was anti-normie during gen 5 and we didn’t get shit Twitter memes like this. 2010-2012 was ironically the time where GF put the most effort into games
I was totally sure to get Scarlet before the trailer came out. But now, everything changed. I will HAVE to buy Violet and have much more fun doing everything daddy Turo tells me to. I am going to be his obedient boy.
I will do what I always do. look at the fire starter and if he is nice pick whatever game is closest to my hand.
If the fire starter is shit I will look to the exclusives.(like I did to gen 5 plus)
If no starter is good (gen 8) I will skip the gen and not pick anything.
We'll see. Right now, Violet has the cooler legendary to me. I want to see if there'll be exclusive gym leaders, story elements, or features to make a decision, but I'm leaning toward the one with the legendary that I like.
People are going to be so damn disappointed when these "hot professors" have the personality of cardboard with a couple defining traits written on in sharpie
Also im getting scarlet for the lizard not the Milf
You know they're actually the villains, right?
>memeshit zoomer theory
have a nice day.
that would be Nemona "no name" Nagatoro
>implying nu-gamefreak would write two different stories
honestly Gamefreak never really did that besides Gold/Silver, lol
>write two different stories
if they did do it im sure it would just be model and name swap doesn't even need 2 stories
So what? Woudn't you like to shag the sexy villain?
So like every professor in the franchise?
Oak is pretty funny
Kukui was great
Doesn't matter. Gullible herds of fans will buy because of Pokémon. And newcomers, zoomer kids will buy it only because it has dank memes, play it for some hours and quit because it's too difficult for them
>giga chad professor
>lechonk, lechungus. My meme is there
>smoliv, wow!
Fans and normies are also responsible for the current state of Pokémon. Shit tastes.
You people get angry over the most meaningless things.
>Doesn't matter. Gullible herds of fans will buy because of Pokémon.
I won't. This is the first Pokemon gen I'll probably skip.
I can't believe I lived long enough to see the day where puns in pokemon names was seen as a bad thing. You people really need to go outside.
Since when has a lack of personality ever stopped internet losers from jerking off to fictional characters
>pokemon dyke
>pokemon gay
ftfy
Explain.
i wonlt. i have too much on my plate. plus im happy with the games i have.
I don't like either of them. Their eyes are soulless and the hair looks boring, just like the protags.
>getting
>revealed that the professors are actually human forms of the box legendaries
>scarlet gays get to ride the cave milf but in scaley form but have to stare at the dilf from now on
>violet gays get to ride the gigachD dilf but get to stare at cave milf ass all day
Which do you pick?
I'm a gay but unlike other gays I'm going with Scarlet because Turo looks bland as frick if not for the suit, if I want some generic dilf I'd just look at porn. Also Koraidon looks more badass than Miraidon.
Neither? I don't play pokémon anymore I'm not a kid. I come here for the nostalgia from the games I did play at the appropriate age.
With the amount of threads about the recent games that sounds really unpractical navigation-wise.
At this stage I'm leaning scarlet because I like their legendary more, but I'll wait to see what the version exclusive mons are since that's really all I care about
I like both Legendaries, Scarlet's a bit more, but I like Violet's uniform colors more.
Probably Scarlet, though as always it depends on the exclusive Pokemon.
>uniform colors
Surely there's different clothes, right? This can't matter that much.
They only showed different hats and glasses. Surely Game Freak isn't dumb enough to remove clothing.
They got away with removing Pokemon and moves, what makes you think they couldn't get rid of character customization too?
You're already not allowed to use your own clothes during gym battles in /ss/, and you haven't been able to use customization while riding the bike since S&M.
Oh no.
They already got brownie points by people who don't play the games saying "wow (s)he can FINALLY look like me."
I miss when pokemon was anti-normie during gen 5 and we didn’t get shit Twitter memes like this. 2010-2012 was ironically the time where GF put the most effort into games
Do they have kids? Stop calling MILF and DILF to every fictional character you want to frick.
It's about looks, silly. Not about really having brats of one's own. You dumb.
Whichever nsp leaks first.
I was totally sure to get Scarlet before the trailer came out. But now, everything changed. I will HAVE to buy Violet and have much more fun doing everything daddy Turo tells me to. I am going to be his obedient boy.
I don't preorder, so i'll decide when all info is available
Since my girl wants scarlet, I'm getting Violet
I will do what I always do. look at the fire starter and if he is nice pick whatever game is closest to my hand.
If the fire starter is shit I will look to the exclusives.(like I did to gen 5 plus)
If no starter is good (gen 8) I will skip the gen and not pick anything.
Neither
Whichever has the most cute girls and version specific waifumons
>Caring about the human characters ever
I wanted to go DILF, but I don't like Miraidon so far
I'm all for the future! The past is shit.
Yes, I despise Legends Arceus.
We'll see. Right now, Violet has the cooler legendary to me. I want to see if there'll be exclusive gym leaders, story elements, or features to make a decision, but I'm leaning toward the one with the legendary that I like.
The one with Larvitar.
Violet.
I hate knowing that I'm getting to the age that people who looks like my peers are called DILFs...