Which one is better?

Which one is better?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soundtracks aside (WLK's version of Katamari on the Rocks is awful compared to the original), WLK is vastly better. The original is basically a tech demo next to it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      WLK is way better

      moronic take WLK soundtrack is 10000000000 times better

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >moronic take WLK soundtrack is 10000000000 times better
        Amazing. Every part of that sentence is wrong.

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEX IN A KATAMARI

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bonk bonk bonk bonk WHIRRRRRRRRRRRR bonk

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

      GET BIGGER GET BIGGER GET BIGGER GET BIGGER GET BIGGER GET BIGGER GET BIGGER

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    WLK in almost every way. It's the perfect sequel - building on top of and polishing everything the system that Damacy created. But Damacy has some cool tunes and deserves credit for being the original.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    We Love Katamari is better.
    It's the series peak.

    Katamari Forever is just more of the same. A sidegrade if you will.

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original, honestly. In WLK there are too many shitty objectives so it's less focused, there's less of a sense of progression, and the soundtrack is way worse. Both are good games though.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >soundtrack is way worse

      subjective

      also you're stupid

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soundtrack is objectively better in the first game.
        No one involved in 1 knew what they were getting into at all or how special it was going to become, but put their souls into it anyway and produced one of the best soundtracks for a game which is also very tightly woven into the game's own fabric.
        2 was never going to have a better soundtrack because now, everyone knew what Katamari Damashii represented, and were deliberately trying to make something that sounded like it. They failed, largely.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Game is still better though. It's a shame really.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too many shitty objectives
      You let the fire go out, didn't you? So much worse than the randomized eggs in Cygnus and trying to get back into the park in Gemini.
      KD has some control and physics crap going on so you're prone to getting caught in the geometry and your katamari drained or you're crashing while just trying to move up the tiniest of ledges. You can't restart a mission either from the pause menu or retry once it's over, or check the contents of your katamari, or tell if you picked anything new up. Dashing also doesn't feel good either since you have to charge it, so it's really slow. After WLK it's hard to go back to it since it's mechanically inferior. Underwater rolling is hot shit though.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I didn't have any problems moving around in either game. The fact is there's just less bloat in the original compared to WLK, also KD makes better use of its level design and you can really feel the sense of progression by the time you've made it to the end and realized you've been rolling around on the same map the whole time. It's a great feeling that unfortunately isn't replicated in the sequel because "muh objectives".
        The OST doesn't hold up as well in WLK either.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Left

      >In WLK there are too many shitty objectives so it's less focused
      This, and it just became worse as the series went on.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        the game peaked at we WLK and the games director Keita Takahashi stated that any of the games that came after he had 0 involvement with

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there's less of a sense of progression
      Rolling up the sun is a great feeling of progression. I remember trying to do it like a dozen times as a kid and just slowly and slowly getting closer each time.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The space level sucks as the final level of the game. The idea is good but it catches zero of the katamari feeling. It just tests if you have done enough missions.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I kinda felt that way about WLK and the rest of the sequels in general. The fun of Katamari is starting out smaller than household objects and then finally getting to the point where you're a massive terrifying monstrosity leveling entire cities and there's no other game that embodies that feeling better than the original. Also less dialogue interruptions, a better soundtrack, and tighter level design elevates it above the rest too.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only instance I know of a game being 10/10 and when the sequel comes out its an even better 10/10

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends how much you like the basic "roll a katamari x big in y minutes" stages versus more specific objectives. I still prefer WLK just for the stage variety.

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The original has the better soundtrack by a mile.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    WLK is better it did what the first did but even better and that's impressive since the first game is great just on its own.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me or is WLK 100x slower

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the first game as someone who has only played the remasters. The soundtrack was so much better, and the second game's gimmick levels like the cow bear and the origami birds were genuinely awful to fully complete.
    The first gam may be barebones, but it's perfect for what it is.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least they combined the shitty cow and bear levels from the first game into a single level in WLK that you can restart immediately if you frick up.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think any of the other Katamari games will get remastered?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can still buy and play Beautiful Katamari on Xbox platforms, Katamari Forever is mostly a collection of stages from previous games and I dunno if there's enough demand for the portable games.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can also still buy the vita game, for now

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They don't really need to be. 1 and 2 are the series' peak, it became a cashgrab after Takahashi left

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know if I'd say that Anon, Beautiful Katamari is pretty fun. Even if the gimmick of "make your katamari primarily out of X" wasn't especially good as a feature.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Beautiful Katamari's final level is probably the best one of the entire series. I love the progression on that one going from tiny to rolling up the entire galaxy in about 15 min

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            am I on crazy pills? I vastly prefer the original to the sequel whk. However, the final level in the next next game where it ascends to the maximum from the entire planet and then to space at once was so fricking kino and the best part of the entire franchise holy shit

            Music in the first is goated beyond all reality, one of the most amazing soundtracks in all of games.

            There it is, it's beautiful katamari. I only played it once so I forgot the exact title between that or the other one.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it became a cashgrab after Takahashi left
        which is majorly beyond fricked because that's exactly what takahashi was trying to avoid when he created katamari damacy in the first place

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never played a Katamari game before. Should I buy either of the remakes?
    Speaking of Namco series I got into recently, I've become obsessed with Mr. Driller.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I've never played a Katamari game before. Should I buy either of the remakes?
      Yes. But anyone who says it's relaxing is a liar because it gets stressful once you're pushing for certain challenges.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simply completing the stages is very easy, though. Especially in the first game, where I can't remember ever failing to at least reach the minimum size.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first game is super relaxing and challenging at the same time. The sequel has more variety but feels less relaxing.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only real stressful one I can think of is that shifty bear one

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Did I make a mistake going for super clears? I thought it was give some kind of special ending. Getting compliments for the king on the time trials and the fricking fish level was infuriating as hell. Should I have just played for fun instead?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I did all Super Clears and got 100% Collection. It's not worth it if you're not having fun via the dopamine of succeeding against absolute bullshit like 100 animal friends in 50 seconds.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much yeah
            The only negative feeling you are supposed to feel in this game is the kings passive aggressiveness
            Really you only do crazy challenges if you find them fun

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are an entirely unique type of game and the visual style makes it hold up very well. The music is catchy as well.
      It is supposed to be over the top weird and zany, when it came out American reactions were like "WTF?". Now it probably isn't that crazy.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the CowBear stages
    That is all

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad I did the Cowbear first then went back to Taurus and Ursa Major which gave me much less trouble. Taurus incredibly so because as soon as I learned where the Holy Cow even was I got it on my first attempt. Cowbear took some foresight bullshit where I would sit there and scare everything on the racetrack to keep them all bunched up so the Cowbear was completely alone.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get to 8m
      >trying to find the cowbear
      >katamari is too big so i can't one of the fricking cones in front of me

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >COOOOOOWWW

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit wienerblocked me from my platinum trophy on Forever. I did it back in the fricking day on WLK, but didn't have the patience to do it a second time.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    We Love Katamari is WAY better. Much more interesting stages, much more interesting challenges (except the stupid fricking cowbear stage), much better collision. The last main level (bird on an elephant) is easily the best in Katamari history.
    I still boot it up to collect roses from time to time. Up to 700,000-ish.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to buy a console after being a pc gamer for the last decade, but none of the consoles really have games that interest me.
    I see the PS2 has a bunch of games I’d like to play but I don’t want to spend $100 a game like some of them cost. Can it be jailbroken?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you fricking serious? PS2? "Jailbroken"? The pirate central before advent of internet and outside of PC?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but it can also be emulated decently enough for most games.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      google these:
      FreeMCboot
      Open PS2 Loader

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Listen to this guy

      google these:
      FreeMCboot
      Open PS2 Loader

      It's very easy to set up, and there are plenty of written guides and tutorials on YouTube.
      The way I went about this was buying a memory card pre-loaded with FMCB. Depending on what model of PS2 you have you can either stick a hard drive in there or play games over ethernet. You'll probably want to avoid playing games over USB if you can since it can't reach the same speeds as the disc drive can; it usually messes up load times and FMVs.

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a Katamari game in development for the DS in 2005 but it was cancelled

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only dislike the campfire stage
    Cowbear stage ok

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      No idea if Reroll fixes this but the campfire and firefly levels needed a two parter where things escalate somehow.

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flower stage is god tier and I won't hear otherwise.

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank you OP, I just found out WLK has a remaster. Day just got vastly better.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >day is improved by hearing about a remaster
      99.5% of remasters are worthless and are actually downgrades of the original unless your standards are so low that you consider any game with a higher resolution as "better". The other 0.5% could actually be considered as at least being on-par with the orignals, or in some cases better. Luckily the Katamari remasters are in the latter group, but I'm assuming you didn't even know that before being excited by it.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure he's excited because the katamari games emulate like ass because they're niche PS2 games and pcsx2 a shit.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually emulated we love this time last year, as I gave up hope of us getting a remaster.
          Its fine honestly, the only issues are native PS2 issues like the resolution and frame rate.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          try not being poor, then

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I played the Damacy reroll, and it was fine. Assumed the WLK reroll was the same. What's with the autism?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What's with the autism?
          I hate normalgays on Ganker jerking off every shitty remaster that comes out, that's what. Remasters by and large suck the life out of videogames.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            So you're gonna froth at the mouth any time you see the word 'remaster', even if the one in question is good? How bad is your aspergers?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >misses the point
              Either you're the one with aspergers here or you're being intentionally disingenuous.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                A guy just said they're happy for the new Katamari Reroll, and you started going off on autistic rants about remasters. I think you're the one with the brain problems here.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >deflects and then immediately turns to an ad hominem attack.
                Being intentionally disingenuous it is.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                What I said is true though. Are you just going to autistically go off at anyone who disagrees with you? Because that's all you've been doing after getting called out.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                lol ur a Black person :^)

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should try sucking the life out of my dick.

                Thanks for proving me right about you being disingenuous from the start.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone who disagrees with me is samegayging
                >even if their posts are literally seconds apart
                The autism of this man

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he knows how to use inspect element
                Congratulations anon. Not really a big achievement but congratulations nonetheless.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't know there's a dead-time after posting
                >again keeping on with "anyone who disagrees with me is a samegay"
                >keeps reee'ing that people disagree with him in the first place
                Do you at least get government money for your severe autism?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you at least get government money for your severe autism?
                No, I get government money for my white male privelage.

                Bro are you just farming (You)s out of boredom or something?

                No, I would never

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure that's what the government tells you to not hurt your precious little feelings. As evidenced, people with autism can become quite upset when someone says something they disagree with!

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not true. My dad works for the government so I get direct benefits from them. You're obviously just jealous that I'm a pureblood Aryan and you're not. Sucks to suck, loser!

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah the classic "my dad works at Nintendo" bit. And falling back on "muh superiority", you sound like the "muh dick" niglets. You're fitting the autism archetype very well.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still responding to my obvious bait
                Who fits the autism archetype again?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                That was fast. On suicide watch eh?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again with the "everyone who disagrees with me is the same person" stuff. I think you need help.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >goes off on autistic rants about "MUH EVIL REMASTERS"
                >gets called out
                >"I was only baiting guys!"
                Autism

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks me saying my dad works for the government and I receive white privilege checks from them wasn't bait
                >calls me autistic
                God I love it when I literally can't stop being right. I'm on a roll tonight, baby!

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, going off on rants about remasters just because someone was excited for a game is far more autistic.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >backtracking

                Never said it wasn't bait, reread my response if you really think I was serious. You just assume everyone you talk to is a dumbass.

                >You just assume everyone you talk to is a dumbass.
                Correct

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Again with the "anyone who disagrees with me is the same person". And you're one to talk about being smart when you got outright offended someone was enjoying a remaster.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks everyone he talks to are dumbasses
                >didn't even know about the post time dead-zone
                Bruh

                Yes, I have a genius level IQ of 188.

                >didn't even know about the post time dead-zone
                You can post from more than one IP at the same time before if you use both a computer and a phone with mobile data.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I have a genuis level IQ
                >implying anyone cares
                >implying that's even true
                1-800-COME-ON-NOW

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you really going to stick to the "anyone who responds to me is the same person" stuff? Because that would actually go against you supposedly being a genius. Also you keep completely dodging how you went off on an autistic rant and being offended basically nothing, which also would go against you supposedly being a genius.

                Who me? Post bait on the internet? I would never. We're professionals here, sir.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie I even said it's not true, the frick you on

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, so the whole thing about remasters was bait now?

                Who said that? Was it me? I thought you said not everyone who replies to you is the same person? How do you know that was me?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                And now you're just being disingenuous and facetious.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm being disingenuous? No, that was you 15 posts ago. I'm just returning the favour, sir.

                homie the frick is wrong with you

                What do you mean? Care to elaborate?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never was disingenuous. You went off on an offended autistic rant and got called out for it. But apparently any disagreement with you is seen by you as as a disingenuous personal attack somehow.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not true. I was never offended, I was simply stating factual information for the benefit of fellow anons.

                Elaborate what Im not the gay youre upset with

                >samegayging
                What do you mean? Care to elaborate?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You were pretty offended because the guy this started with was happy about a remaster. You posted a wall of text ranting about remasters. I called you out on it. But apparently any sort of disagreement is disingenuous? You wouldn't be going off like this all these posts later if you weren't offended.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Going off? How am I going off? The only thing going off is the firearm I'm pointing at you. Turn around.

                homie you obsessed, take your meds

                Who me? Obsessed? What do you mean? Care to elaborate?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you're making a post like this, that only proves my point about you being offended. You really didn't like being called out for going off about someone simply liking a remaster.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                How does making you look prove I'm offended exactly? By the way I'm in your closet now. Be careful.

                Yeah homie you obsessed, nothin to elaborate on. Rent free

                >Rent free
                Yes, the government lets me live in my apartment rent free because of my white privelage. Doesn't explain why you refuse to elaborate on what you mean.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't even look at anything, now you're just having brain rot. Did someone disagreeing with you over a remaster and getting called out for it really make you that upset? Again, you wouldn't still be responding if you weren't upset about getting called out.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Did someone disagreeing with you over a remaster and getting called out for it really make you that upset?
                I'm not sure what you mean by this. I'm looking through your window right now. Let me inside.

                homie what? And don't need to elaborate you just lettin that gay and now me live rent free in your head baka

                >you just lettin that gay and now me live rent free in your head baka
                homie I can't undestands you when youz talkin like a nigguh mang. Cayuh to elabohrate mang?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did disagreeing with you really make you that upset? Just over a remaster?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Upset? Why would I be upset? You guys have given me much more entertainment than I could've ever bargained for. Also, your back door was unlocked. I'm already inside.

                homie you have brain problems, obsessed

                >homie you have brain problems
                Says the one who can't speak English properly, kek

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                You wouldn't be upset if you weren't upset for daring to disagree with you.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You wouldn't be upset if you weren't upset
                wut?
                >he's so angry now he's starting to not make sense
                >his mind: utterly broken
                Make sure to check under your bed before going to sleep tonight. Wouldn't want to bogeyman getting you, would you? 🙂

                Says the dumbass who's obsessed so bad

                >keeps saying obsessed over and over like a parrot
                Are you just a one-trick pony? Don't you have anything more interesting to say?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you weren't so upset about the disagreement over a remaster, you wouldn't still be responding.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he still thinks I'm not just stringing him along for my own personal late-night entertainment
                When will you learn? This board is my playground, all of you are just posting in it.

                My man, don't need tricks when you're obsessed so bad and lettin me and the gay live rent free in that dumbass head of yours

                >still repeating himself
                Entertain me, damn it! Squawking the same thing over and over is boring!

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                "I was totally just pretending! I-I'm actually a master troll!"
                You are absolutely an upset autist, you're just trying to cover up now.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"I was totally just pretending! I-I'm actually a master troll!"
                Yes, I am
                >tell someone repeatedly you're farming them for (you)'s because you're starting to get bored
                >they don't believe you and are still replying
                I think I can officially say I'm deserving of that title now. You tourists can go back now by the way. The blackout ends tomorrow I'm pretty sure.

                Nah, I'm good just sayin you obsessed

                >"Squawk! Obsessed! Squawk!"

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's always the kids who think they're master trolls or something. Life must be pretty empty if this is your idea of late night entertainment.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's always the kids who think they're master trolls or something.
                Like I said, the blackout ends tomorrow. Your tourist trip is over. I hope you had a fun stay at least. Actually no I don't LOL.

                I mean yeah you obsessed, now you mad too that I'm not giving you much else either lmao

                Sure you were just pretending. Totally believable.

                >newbies still don't realize that at least a quarter of all posts on Ganker are bait posts
                Ngmi

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                And now it's "anyone I don't like is reddit". How predictable.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                My man so mad that I ain't givin him anything other than the fact that he obsessed

                What do you mean? When did I say this?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                It should be obvious where you said it. Or are you illiterate now?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think you might be imagining things because I never said anything of the sort. Did you forget to take your schizophrenia meds this morning?

                Say what? That you obsessed

                So when are you going to learn to speak English properly?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you definitely implied it. Apparently you just have no idea what you've been saying. You are the one who needs to take your meds, sounds like.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know how to tell you this but right now you're in a coma. We've been trying everything we can to wake you up to no avail. The doctors have been working on an experimental way to get into contact with you while you're unconscious. If you're seeing this message then it's worked. The doctors think that if you have a nice day while you're in your coma then it might be possible you'll wake up. Please wake up soon, we miss you dearly.

                Can already speak it fine. When you gonna stop lettin people live in your dumbass head rent free?

                >relentlessly parroting himself
                I must say, I do admire your commitment to being this autistic

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Come on, that's just a weak attempt. You're getting awfully rusty.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                And so he starts with the weird schizo posting.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Says the obsessed autist lmao

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never implied anything. Proof or it never happened, schizo.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have to prove anything to someone who admitted to baiting. You implied it very obviously, you're just an idiot.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he's still making things up in his head
                I think you need to be admitted into a mental hospital. Take your meds. Also, don't forget that I'm still in your home.

                And so he starts with the weird schizo posting.

                >weird schizo posting
                You're dreaming right now. Wake up.

                Says the obsessed autist lmao

                >"Squawk! "

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                My man is mad I ain't givin him much more. Obsessed

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can already speak it fine. When you gonna stop lettin people live in your dumbass head rent free?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Say what? That you obsessed

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                My man so mad that I ain't givin him anything other than the fact that he obsessed

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean yeah you obsessed, now you mad too that I'm not giving you much else either lmao

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure you were just pretending. Totally believable.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I'm good just sayin you obsessed

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                My man, don't need tricks when you're obsessed so bad and lettin me and the gay live rent free in that dumbass head of yours

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Says the dumbass who's obsessed so bad

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie you have brain problems, obsessed

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie what? And don't need to elaborate you just lettin that gay and now me live rent free in your head baka

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah homie you obsessed, nothin to elaborate on. Rent free

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie you obsessed, take your meds

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Elaborate what Im not the gay youre upset with

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie the frick is wrong with you

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, so the whole thing about remasters was bait now?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you really going to stick to the "anyone who responds to me is the same person" stuff? Because that would actually go against you supposedly being a genius. Also you keep completely dodging how you went off on an autistic rant and being offended basically nothing, which also would go against you supposedly being a genius.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >thinks everyone he talks to are dumbasses
                >didn't even know about the post time dead-zone
                Bruh

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never said it wasn't bait, reread my response if you really think I was serious. You just assume everyone you talk to is a dumbass.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Here's your (You) since you seem so fond of them.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro are you just farming (You)s out of boredom or something?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks, king.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            stinky

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            You should try sucking the life out of my dick.

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are pretty much one game. Katamari Damacy offers the essential core experience of katamari so it's way better to start with it. But after you finish it you feel like they could have done a lot more with the concept and then you play WLK which offers tons of gimmick and thematic levels to satisfy this. But if you start with WLK you just get too many levels distracting from the core experience. The game has honestly tons of shit levels.

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    KD soundtrack beats <3

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have just a few issues with the WLK remaster I've noticed.
    >shitty and inconsistent draw distance issues. Most notably the duck present on the water levels
    >you have to switch to the king's memories to equip the new presents instead of having all the presents on one screen. I didn't realize the king's presents could even be equipped for cousins because of this.
    >pickup voices are the wrong pitch for some reason

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC the pickup sounds are the JP versions of the sounds and this isn't "wrong".

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>you have to switch to the king's memories to equip the new presents instead of having all the presents on one screen. I didn't realize the king's presents could even be equipped for cousins because of this.
      I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure you just press L or R or whatever to switch to his set as I had no problems dressing up Johnson.

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    am I on crazy pills? I vastly prefer the original to the sequel whk. However, the final level in the next next game where it ascends to the maximum from the entire planet and then to space at once was so fricking kino and the best part of the entire franchise holy shit

    Music in the first is goated beyond all reality, one of the most amazing soundtracks in all of games.

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    We Love Katamari > Katamari Forever = Beautiful Katamari > Katamari Damacy > Me and my Katamari >>> Touch my Katamari

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      katamari forever deserves to be lower, it has maybe 4 original levels. not even its tutorial was original, it used beautiful katamari's.

  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bear cow level is peak troll video game design. It's so fricking c**tish and devilish that it's kino despite being garbage.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >when it fricking runs from you and you have to punt it and grab it
      I did it after like 3 hours but holy frick that was excruciating but also still funny. Helps that the default song isn't Kuru Kuru Rock.

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    <3 is the superior game no question it's from the PS2 era where sequels were actually better than the first game

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S ROLL UP
    TO BE
    A SINGLE STAR
    IN THE SKYYYYY~

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      best song

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      best song

      I'm whistling this now.

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wanda wanda wanda wanda wanda wananaanananananada wananananadananana ichiban ichiban ichibanban

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the most underutilized genre. Halfway decent graphics, a little physics, destructability, and an m rating. Throw in a GTA style wanted system. You just might have another 10/10. If only I know how to program it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think I want those things.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be a homosexual. I don't want katamari to become this. I want another game that does this. Go a little farther and make the map the actual earth with cities in the right place. It's a guaranteed hit.

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's everyone's thoughts on the tasty planet games?

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    GAZUNGUS
    GAZUNGUS
    GAZUNGUS

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Several others already said it, but We Love Katamari is the better game. They're both fantastic games, though. Very rarely does a game come around that is as good as these two were.

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wish they would have gone to the trouble of remaking every 3D model in these games to be more in line with the new Prince and Cousin models for the remasters, but I get why they didn't.

  35. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I can tell it's you samegayging because your grammatical structuring is identical

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone who shitposts at me is samegay
      homie

  36. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    katamari katamari

  37. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Katamari Damacy. Soundtrack is better, levels are better, menus are better, no annoying dialogue every two minutes, better controls.

    We Love Katamari was still okay but it did feel less enjoyable than Katamari Damacy.

  38. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still kinda surprised that they never made one of these games with a level editor.

  39. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    katamari forever, the definitive katamari game with the best assortment of maps and BY FAR the best soundtrack of the entire franchise.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      clip shows are filler

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cel shades your shit up

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >PS3
      SILKY
      SMOOTH
      10FPS

  40. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    First game even has a better cover. Easy pic really.

  41. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will the homosexuals arguing frick off and let us talk about Katamari in peace?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to go back, election tourist.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just want to talk about video games, not idiots arguing about who's more autistic.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I just want to talk about video games

  42. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I noticed WLK is a lot more intense than the first one, but lots of variety and you can replay the levels with different objectives. I didn't know you could do the Sumo level more than once. Soundtrack in the first is a lot more memorable.

  43. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was actually surprised at how soon it ends the first one ends. It never goes crazy with world stages or galaxy stages, only that extra world level during credits. You also cant grow super big in most stages.

  44. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do people complain about the gimmick stages lol you frick up a couple of times then nail it. literally a non-issue

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      BEAR

  45. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 has more fun stages but 1 is a more cohesive singular experience

  46. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh wow a katamari thread with over a hundred posts? I'm glad Ganker can still talk about good ga-
    >most of the posts are just two autists bickering over nothing
    of course. can't have shit on Ganker anymore

  47. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is the cowbear stage bad?
    they let you complete in 2 seconds if you want.
    if you're a chad, like me, you get to hone your maneuvering skills while exploring the level and appreciating the novel placements of objects and the humor of the game.
    cow patterned cones count for the objective. HAHAHA where do they come up with this stuff.

  48. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone played the vita game? I own it but haven't played it.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty good, not as good as 1 and 2 but still good

  49. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  50. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    WLK has generally more diverse levels but the sense of progression in the original game is unmatched. That plus the original's superior soundtrack and the fact that the game isn't constantly going on about how it shouldn't even exist and it's an artistic deadend, the original is the better game.

  51. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your favorite Katamari tracks
    Hard mode: no Lonely Rolling Star, Beautiful Universe, or Katamari on the rocks/swing

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no Katamari on the Rocks
      It's gotta be Que Sera Sera then

      also Everlasting Love

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Que Sera Sera
        based. if WLK Reroll had included this as part of the DLC it would have been the best Katamari game.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm only familiar with WLK. I've been hearing some good ones in the music bundle for the remaster. gonna play some chill stages to listen through them all.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >another generation of gamers are going to experience Ghost Trick for the first time in a couple weeks
        I envy them.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      ufu ufufufu

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cherry Blossom Color Season.
      That harmony, nostalgic and sweet, when he goes
      "nigiyaka na....kisetsu deshitaaaaa" is just so fricking great.

      Which makes me think of how bittersweetness and beauty in sadness is such a Japanese thing. Same with that other Pikmin song...fricking great.

  52. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Katamari belongs to these special kinds of Japanese games that we just don't get anymore nowadays. Closest I can think of is Kero Blaster.

  53. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people replying to some schizo? Katamari threads should be comfy

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's be honest
      I fully agree with you and Katamari threads should be the comfiest places on planet Earth
      However, look at the facts. Most likely, this thread would be dead already if it weren't for these speds because fact of the matter is it's a great and faithful remake and there's really not a whole ton to discuss. Katamari threads were better before the remakes, perhaps it attracted new morons or maybe site culture was better then. Either way

      https://i.imgur.com/rMagOeh.jpg

      Which one is better?

      Subjective, but We <3 Katamari is my favorite. The gimmicks are fun (yes, even the excruciating ones) and definitely give the game some more legs
      Btw anyone who plays the katamaris not made by Keita Takahashi are nasty people who smell like ass ;p

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Takahashi Is a fricking hack who got lucky. Katamari deserves 50 billion sequels. The man invented an entire genre essentially and decided to walk out to make shitty “games” like noby noby boy.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          The guy makes toys. It just happens that the toy of rolling stuff up is inherently fun. Granted I spent about as much time on Noby Noby Boy due to the collaborative effort and seeing the new shit to play with as each planet was met.
          Thank frick they added the contribution multiplier late in the game so we actually got to make the round trip before the servers shut down.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Katamari threads were better before the remakes
        First off, what fricking threads. They barely. Second off, how the frick were they more comfy when people such as yourself are telling people not to play the other games in the series? Beautiful, Forever, and Touch are all amazing games.

  54. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Want to get all achievements in We Love Katamari.
    >Play Bird level on endless for King/Queen roll up.
    Hit King too early and he leaves level.
    >Loses all interest.
    Still, clocked 9 hours so whatever.

  55. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    We Love Katamari > Katamari Forever > Katamari Damacy > Touch my Katamari > Beautiful Katamari > Me and my Katamari
    Karamari ReRoll Forever when scamco?

  56. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    We <3 Katamari is the better game
    but Katamari Damacy is my personal favorite

  57. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    WEK is too self referential

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      We <3 being self-referential was a good thing, the idea of the plot of the game being solely "the first game has a lot of fans and we're being asked to do a second one" is great
      It's probably not as novel nowadays when meta fiction is all over the place, but for 2005 it wasn't nearly as oversaturated

  58. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Touch My Katamari Katamari Forever and Beautiful Katamari have the best replay value by far. Getting 120 points is fun and often challenging. Getting super clears is also fun in We <3 Katamari but the difficulty of seeing what levels you have super cleared makes it shittier.

  59. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there like a hint system to know where cousins are in a stage? I had to do the racetrack level like 5 times to find just one, and I'm still missing one more. the silver lining is that I love this stage.
    then there's the final level with like 5 cutoff points, how the hell are you supposed to know where they are?

  60. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe a thread about motherfricking Katamari could be this heated.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Katamari needs a new game. They are creating remakes instead of just making a new fricking game. Touch My Katamari sold like ass because it was on the fricking Vita.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think Katamari needs any new media to be honest.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why? For what reason? The gameplay style is fun and unique. The music is consistently great. There is a lot you can do with the central gameplay mechanic. Why can’t they make new games?

          WLK is the worst in the series. The stages are all sad gimmicks and its a big downgrade from the first. Beautiful Katamari is probably the best in the series as it returned to and improved the first games formula, but it needs a remaster

          Why the frick would they remaster a game that works perfectly fine. Beautiful Katamari and Katamari Forever look better and play better than the Rerolls as is.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            BK mainly needs performance improvements, such as load times. I know playing it on Xbox One removes most, since I play it on that, but it can still be improved with an actual current gen remaster. Plus it needs QOL changes badly like autosaving.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same. I'd rather just see a new game from Takahashi that isn't on the Playdate.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        are there any katamari with a physics engine yet? or a katamari that doesn't need to refresh the stage whenever you get past certain sizes

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't Beautiful Katamari stream stage tier changes?

  61. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was a 360gay and so all I played was Beautiful Katamari. Does any other game (including the PS3 one, which I can now get) have a final stage in which you roll up countries and the solar system?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, We <3 has both

  62. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    WLK is the worst in the series. The stages are all sad gimmicks and its a big downgrade from the first. Beautiful Katamari is probably the best in the series as it returned to and improved the first games formula, but it needs a remaster

  63. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know if there's a way to increase the render distance with the We <3 Reroll?

  64. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    WLK has better stages
    KD has better music

  65. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And now gaslighting. Come on, get some better material, you're getting rusty.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get some better material
      I can't. I'm still waiting for him

      [...]
      My man is frickin obsessed, I doubt you're even white

      to pick some.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Come on, you're getting weak now.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your bait is getting weak, man. Come on.

          No, you definitely implied it. Apparently you just have no idea what you've been saying. You are the one who needs to take your meds, sounds like.

          If I'm getting weak then why is everyone still replying to me? Anyways, I've had my fun but It's kind late and I sort of expected this to end like an hour ago. I'm not really interested in more (You)s at this point (that's why my posts are getting lazier), so your thread can just die in peace now. Goodnight anons! Sleep well 😉

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah you're just mad lmao

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, you're just now upset you're not getting the responses you want anymore. Weak bait is weak bait as well.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nah you're just mad lmao

              Addendum: if it was weak bait you wouldn't have been here replying this entire time, yet I had you on a leash like the filthy mutts you newhomosexuals are. Good night, newbies.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I thought you were going to bed? Did me saying your precious bait was weak make you even more upset?

  66. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a room you two.

  67. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    My man is frickin obsessed, I doubt you're even white

  68. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    We Love Katamari is the best. I didn't play the first until its PC port but I played lots of We Love Katamari. Me & My Katamari on PSP was pretty good. Touch My Katamari I know I played when it was new but I can't remember any of it, all these games kind of blur together.

  69. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only just played WLK reroll, would I enjoy the original?

  70. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >No, you yourself admitted to baiting.
    How do you know me saying that wasn't bait in and of itself, and in actuality this whole time I've been 100% serious with you?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your bait is getting weak, man. Come on.

  71. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread made me go back and replay the first katamari
    >not absolute dogshit at the first few levels since I've played it before
    >the king compliments me
    I genuinely didn't think that was possible until the last level what the frick

  72. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post cousins

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me its Kinoko in the bikini

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who is best cousin though?

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like Jungle

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always found myself maining Foomin, the U head looked funny to me

  73. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half the missions are bad in WLK and the king is absurdly obnoxious in that game consistently shoving a fat text box in your face in the middle of gameplay and always holding the same speech before and after every level. Katamari Damacy might not have that much content but at least it gives you the absolute core katamari experience each and every time and instead of being annoyed half the time after finishing a level you always come back greedy for more and since the game has actual progression unlike WLK it actually delivers and satisfies with each level.

    You know in your heart that Damacy is the actually better game.

  74. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still mad at how most of Touch's original levels are behind an absurdly tedious grind wall, or pay2unlock.

  75. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any recommendation for Katamari fans? Something similar in spirit or design, not necessarily gameplay wise

  76. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Behold! One of the few Katamari clones out there. i played it and it was not great

  77. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people shit on the post-WLK games so much? They're basically just more of the same and really fun. The only one I didn't care for much was Touch My Katamari.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems in general that people tend to understand that Keita Takahashi wasn't the director for those. Whether or not it being relevant it seems that they think they're inauthentic.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do people shit on the post-WLK games so much? They're basically just more of the same and really fun. The only one I didn't care for much was Touch My Katamari.

        Are they really as good and soulful as the the first two? Not to overuse the buzzword, but I'm playing WLK and I already feel it's a bit more soulless —as in, it feels there's slightly less love was poured into it. If that makes sense. So I can only imagine it got worse with time.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you're priming yourself to be let down by the experience, you've already screwed yourself.

  78. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i really wish i could like WLK because it's gorgeous and it's awesome being able to pick a cousin but it's an extremely frustrating game to git gud at and a lot of the music is just fricking annoying. the vibe of the game in general is pretty annoying. i hate when the king or pretty much anyone speaks

  79. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the remaster worth 30 bucks?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say so.

  80. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay but I'd have sex with the King of the Cosmos if he asked me to

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