Sabrina(old design), Nemona, Carmine, Drasna and Hilda, I honestly don't know what the hell Elesa is doing there before Hilda.
lusamine, Bea, Nessa and Nemona
Nemona!! Nemona!! Nemona!! Nemona!!
Can someone please explain to me the appeal of Nemona? She looks nothing like the other pokeprotags, her whole personality is "Hey player, let's battle!" and she's not even that sexually attractive
Not jugding I literally want to understand the appeal
>cute genki tomboy >immediately gets attached to you cause she sees your battling potential >autistic as frick (can't read the room to save her life) >backstory is about how she was becoming an outsider because of her battle autism >all she wanted was someone like you who could beat her so she could fully unleash her battle autism
Also the frick you mean she's not that attractive, her top is tight as frick, she has a fit hebe body
You're so moronic it almost hurts. Imagine seeing a tan, fit and spunky hebe tomboy and being like "she's ugly because of an American propaganda campaign".
Seek mental help, schizo
>a tan, fit and spunky hebe tomboy
How do they apply to Nemona? She's already an adult and champion so the hebe part is bullshit, she's not tan that's just normal skin color, and she's not a spunky tomboy either she's just Hop but worships the player character instead of Leon and doesn't even have Barry's energy.
Everything you listed as her good points are just your fanfiction. At least you didn't say she's a yandere, which I'm sad she isn't because that'd at least be something instead of "generic nice rival for the third gen in a row".
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>fanfiction
how? can you prove that all of Anon's points are false? Have you even played the game, can you post an image of your game?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>adult
? She's clearly a peer for the MC just a little older. An adult woman wouldn't walk up to a kid and be like "hey wanna be friends?" >she's not tan that's just normal skin color
No? Compare her skin color to Hop or Hau, she's not as dark and her skin has more orange tones. That's how tan white skin looks like. Pic related. >she's just Hop but worships the player character instead of Leon
What? Leon is Hop's big brother and extremely famous in Galar cause of his success as a trainer, then gets a complex about not living up his expectations of becoming as good as him. Hop looks up to Leon because he's obviously a role model. Nemona doesn't look up to the MC, she just wants a worthy challenger because she already is Champion and she's getting bored cause no one is a challenge for her, she even has to hold back because others hate being destroyed by her. She sees the potential in the MC and wants to support their talent. Why would she even "look up" to the player when shes literally a champion? There is no "up". So how on earth are those two even remotely comparable? >doesn't even have Barry's energy.
I don't know where this comparison is coming from, but she's definitely similarly energetic. Despite having bad condition, she's constantly running to places when it's about battling. Her having a lot of energy despite getting out of breath very quickly (as pointed out by herself twice and Arven once) is definitely a trait that defines how excitable she is. >fanfiction
That's very funny when you made up that she's an adult, isn't tan and is exactly like Hop. Can you please point out which points I said are untrue and provide any kind of proof?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>copes and headcanons
Sad life.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Seems like you can refute any of my points and ran out of arguments. I accept your concession.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
*can't
But hey, maybe you can? I'd like to see you try!
How down bad do you have to be to find that thing attractive?
To the point of inventing a boogeyman even. Christ, that's like if I called everyone who hates Nessa an Idian.
>cute genki tomboy >immediately gets attached to you cause she sees your battling potential >autistic as frick (can't read the room to save her life) >backstory is about how she was becoming an outsider because of her battle autism >all she wanted was someone like you who could beat her so she could fully unleash her battle autism
Also the frick you mean she's not that attractive, her top is tight as frick, she has a fit hebe body
although I would add, Nemona stands out. At first glance, she seems simple. But as you listen to her dialogue, you realize there's more to her. It's satisfying to piece it all together. Plus, she's tall, with freckles and long legs.
You're creepy. You could have just worked on that flaw in yourself instead of doubling down, but now even fewer people tolerate you and there's no way back lol.
Lol why would I, I'm living a good life
I'm not tr*ns if that's what you're implying, agp trannies are literally just straight coomer m*n, that's why they're no insufferable
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
homosexuals also kill themselves at a disproportionate rate, from an outside perspective you’re literally the same as trannies
It's a poker game where characters talk and then do coomer stuff
It's fun to see N seething and hating Selene for absolutely no reason whatsoever, but the Aqua and Magma grunts are definitely the highlight of the bunch
Oh, hold on. Just read the rules. >A) They must appear to be a legal adult (18 or older physically and mentally) to a reasonable, uninterested observer who is not aware of their source material, and also: >B) The character must be 18 or older in their canon source material. If they are not, they can be aged up to 50% older by altering the character's model and dialogue to show that they have matured since appearing in their source material. The more a character needs to be aged up, the greater the changes required.
Moon/Selene is canonically 11, so she needs to be removed from the game.
Dawn doesn't have an age in the games, but she's 10 in the anime (which uses the same design), so she also needs to be removed the game.
May is canonically 12 in ORAS and 10 in the anime. If we average the conflicting appearances together, she's 11, and should be removed.
Gloria doesn't have a canon age, but I don't think she passes the snuff test for rule 1A. Needs to be physically aged up. Could also add a couple lines in her dialogue about booze to indicate that she's above drinking age.
Rest of the characters currently in the game should be fine as long as the sussier edge cases (Rosa, Misty) are explicitly aged up. N is the only one that's canonically an adult (22 as of B2W2), but we can reasonably assume that Cynthia and the grunts are adults as well.
Honestly, the homosexual(s) hunting down every post about Nemona just make me hate these kinds of obsessed homosexual(s). They aren't really any better than our main lolcow.
Iris.
Also more epilogues, Magma Grunt and Moon are the best ones.
Either Nemona or Penny, but I feel like Nemona would appeal to more people.
>SV
>appeal
Can someone please explain to me the appeal of Nemona? She looks nothing like the other pokeprotags, her whole personality is "Hey player, let's battle!" and she's not even that sexually attractive
Not jugding I literally want to understand the appeal
tomboy + next door girl trope + autism
Fanfiction and desperation to make blowing $95 on SV not a proof of idiocy.
I like brown girls and milfs I also should have included Drasna in my post
Drasna is a goated pick, good taste anon
>cute genki tomboy
>immediately gets attached to you cause she sees your battling potential
>autistic as frick (can't read the room to save her life)
>backstory is about how she was becoming an outsider because of her battle autism
>all she wanted was someone like you who could beat her so she could fully unleash her battle autism
Also the frick you mean she's not that attractive, her top is tight as frick, she has a fit hebe body
She's an ugly esgoblin, get your eyes checked.
You're so moronic it almost hurts. Imagine seeing a tan, fit and spunky hebe tomboy and being like "she's ugly because of an American propaganda campaign".
Seek mental help, schizo
>a tan, fit and spunky hebe tomboy
How do they apply to Nemona? She's already an adult and champion so the hebe part is bullshit, she's not tan that's just normal skin color, and she's not a spunky tomboy either she's just Hop but worships the player character instead of Leon and doesn't even have Barry's energy.
Everything you listed as her good points are just your fanfiction. At least you didn't say she's a yandere, which I'm sad she isn't because that'd at least be something instead of "generic nice rival for the third gen in a row".
>fanfiction
how? can you prove that all of Anon's points are false? Have you even played the game, can you post an image of your game?
>adult
? She's clearly a peer for the MC just a little older. An adult woman wouldn't walk up to a kid and be like "hey wanna be friends?"
>she's not tan that's just normal skin color
No? Compare her skin color to Hop or Hau, she's not as dark and her skin has more orange tones. That's how tan white skin looks like. Pic related.
>she's just Hop but worships the player character instead of Leon
What? Leon is Hop's big brother and extremely famous in Galar cause of his success as a trainer, then gets a complex about not living up his expectations of becoming as good as him. Hop looks up to Leon because he's obviously a role model. Nemona doesn't look up to the MC, she just wants a worthy challenger because she already is Champion and she's getting bored cause no one is a challenge for her, she even has to hold back because others hate being destroyed by her. She sees the potential in the MC and wants to support their talent. Why would she even "look up" to the player when shes literally a champion? There is no "up". So how on earth are those two even remotely comparable?
>doesn't even have Barry's energy.
I don't know where this comparison is coming from, but she's definitely similarly energetic. Despite having bad condition, she's constantly running to places when it's about battling. Her having a lot of energy despite getting out of breath very quickly (as pointed out by herself twice and Arven once) is definitely a trait that defines how excitable she is.
>fanfiction
That's very funny when you made up that she's an adult, isn't tan and is exactly like Hop. Can you please point out which points I said are untrue and provide any kind of proof?
>copes and headcanons
Sad life.
Seems like you can refute any of my points and ran out of arguments. I accept your concession.
*can't
But hey, maybe you can? I'd like to see you try!
Freudian slip.
Well, I'm waiting for you to prove it right.
latinx
Ha,I recognize these kinds of posts. It's the gay obsessed with Nemona. Keep it up, only the best waifus have schizos obsessed with them
How down bad do you have to be to find that thing attractive?
To the point of inventing a boogeyman even. Christ, that's like if I called everyone who hates Nessa an Idian.
>ESL homosexual detected
>learning another language is bad!
I feel like you’re the one being obsessed with whoever you believe authored these posts
Does that mean this person is among the best waifus?
It's just a little tease Anon, relax.
>no, stop noticing patterns
sorry, homosexual we're on Ganker, newbie
something like this:
although I would add, Nemona stands out. At first glance, she seems simple. But as you listen to her dialogue, you realize there's more to her. It's satisfying to piece it all together. Plus, she's tall, with freckles and long legs.
It's a crime that May has so many outfits yet Misty gets none
The real crime is no epilogue where you pound her like a bent nail.
either go mass appeal: Iono or Iris or Hex/Helena
or go niche: Drasna or Shauntal or Melony
>spnati
are you for real?
Yes
Sabrina(old design), Nemona, Carmine, Drasna and Hilda, I honestly don't know what the hell Elesa is doing there before Hilda.
I think Sabrina's new design is a lot better of a pick
Grimsley, make him gamble.
We got a winner
Needs more guys, add Arven or Kieran
Let's fricking go
>homosexual shit
Imagine being straight or a man in 2024, ew
You're creepy. You could have just worked on that flaw in yourself instead of doubling down, but now even fewer people tolerate you and there's no way back lol.
Loool how am I creepy?
imagine being a homosexual or a woman in any year in history ever ahahahah
You will have a nice day in the next 3 years while we won’t
Lol why would I, I'm living a good life
I'm not tr*ns if that's what you're implying, agp trannies are literally just straight coomer m*n, that's why they're no insufferable
homosexuals also kill themselves at a disproportionate rate, from an outside perspective you’re literally the same as trannies
I'm not a homosexual either anon
Yesssss
Sabrina
Serena
Carmine
Bea
Lillie
I want more Hilda. Was hoping maybe an older her and Hilbert could maybe show up in the Indigo Disk, but alas no.
lusamine, Bea, Nessa and Nemona
Oh yes and Hilda
melony, wicke, juniper, clair, officer jenny
What is this literal (more than likely) coomer garbage and why should i care about it?
It's a poker game where characters talk and then do coomer stuff
It's fun to see N seething and hating Selene for absolutely no reason whatsoever, but the Aqua and Magma grunts are definitely the highlight of the bunch
>for absolutely no reason whatsoever
Maybe for you, degenerate.
>Hating on pokephiles when that's how he was born
N is like that self hating hapa kid.
>human genes are so dominant that human x pokemon always results in human
What is the link so i can report it to Nintendo so they shut this coomer shit down?
Kieran
People should talk about the grunts more
Even if they bicker all the time they make for some great partners too
Magma Grunt’s one of my favourites because there’s a lot of focus on her ass.
Why is Selene such a bawd?
I don't know but it's really fricking funny
Especially on the table where you can play with four of them at once
That's a 10 year old child
>B-but out of 1-
No, have a nice day with your literal Reddit quote
>Brings up reddit morals
>"Literal reddit quote"
Projecting much?
Oh, hold on. Just read the rules.
>A) They must appear to be a legal adult (18 or older physically and mentally) to a reasonable, uninterested observer who is not aware of their source material, and also:
>B) The character must be 18 or older in their canon source material. If they are not, they can be aged up to 50% older by altering the character's model and dialogue to show that they have matured since appearing in their source material. The more a character needs to be aged up, the greater the changes required.
Moon/Selene is canonically 11, so she needs to be removed from the game.
Dawn doesn't have an age in the games, but she's 10 in the anime (which uses the same design), so she also needs to be removed the game.
May is canonically 12 in ORAS and 10 in the anime. If we average the conflicting appearances together, she's 11, and should be removed.
Gloria doesn't have a canon age, but I don't think she passes the snuff test for rule 1A. Needs to be physically aged up. Could also add a couple lines in her dialogue about booze to indicate that she's above drinking age.
Rest of the characters currently in the game should be fine as long as the sussier edge cases (Rosa, Misty) are explicitly aged up. N is the only one that's canonically an adult (22 as of B2W2), but we can reasonably assume that Cynthia and the grunts are adults as well.
Be a b***h homosexual somewhere else.
There are men in this game?
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately... there's not enough men in this game.
gay.
Just started playing, what are the outfits i can't get anymore?
You can get all the outfits, you just gotta play with the characters during the events when those outfits are available
You just missed the easter and april fool's events but the next one is probably scheduled for july, for the summer event
Idk what you’re asking
Added to what?
What's the name of this game?
Strip Poker Night at the Inventory
Thanks anon
Pretty good game so far, nothing spectacular but I didn't expect much going in knowing it's all fanmade
Thanks anon, i'm gonna report it to Nintendo and get it nuked.
Good luck with that anon, they can't take it down if there's no money involved lol
Candice
Nemona!! Nemona!! Nemona!! Nemona!!
Nemona and Carmine or we riot
Bonnie
Pokemon already has enough characters, we need other anime girls like Haruhi Suzumiya or Kyouko Sakura
Excuse me, who?
>Olivia
>Phoebe
>Nessa
>Shauna
>Eleanor
>Mallow
>Iris
>bad
The only shit here is your taste.
>that samegayging Anon in the thread
All me btw
Honestly, the homosexual(s) hunting down every post about Nemona just make me hate these kinds of obsessed homosexual(s). They aren't really any better than our main lolcow.
I just wish we got separate boards for gens 1-5 gays and gens 6+ gays
Nah, just make a separate board for Pokegirls. There you go, /vp/ problem is solved
It's pokegirl time
>only Rosa has an epilogue
Gloria has 2, the Magma and Aqua grunts also have one tho
Gloria and Magma grunt weren't part of the lineup. Aqua grunt does not have one, but Moon does.
How did you get that green deck? St Patrick Day event? It looks sick