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Side question: What dedicated non-dating sim has the best romance gameplay?
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Which one? Side question: What dedicated non-dating sim has the best romance gameplay?
Which one?
Side question: What dedicated non-dating sim has the best romance gameplay?
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For me, it's Pam
Of the hot variant I hope.
Haley because she has the best character development
this, Haley best girl
Despite all our arguing about best girl though, surely we can all agree worst girl is Maru right?
>non-white
I don't care for any woman who's not white.
Maru's pretty mediocre even if modded to be white. All her scenes are about her dumb robot and she hits on you even after you marry her best friend Penny. Plus her dad is Demetrius, which is just terrible.
Maru's a 5/10 in a town with a few 10s. She even makes Emily and Leah look pretty damn good in comparison. She's not completely irredeemable, the glasses are cute, but there really isn't any reason to go with her when much better options exist.
as far as looks go Im still fricking floored they changed her cute fluffy hair design for the current abomination
Maru is great delicious brown if you mod her with a nice portrait. People shit on her events as if all the marriage candidate events aren't lame. Ape did not put the effort into these characters, it's gotta be done yourself.
>Emily has some ridiculously fun and memorable events
>Haley is the only girl with actual character development, which is otherwise exclusively men's territory
>Penny is notable for being the game's dedicated heartstring puller
You can stop coping now, Marubro.
The crazy thing is they made maru ugly on purpose for some reason if you look at her past portraits
I was going to argue that final game Maru looks better but then I remembered I just posted the swimsuit sprites...
I mean look at this shit, she's got such a dumpy, egg shaped body here. Only Leah got it worse, she has no real curves at all.
>Abigail is a fertility goddess
>Penny's surprisingly stacked.
>Haley and Emily look about how you would expect
>Maru and Leah are dumpsterfires.
Benny being stacked isn't surprising when you see her portrait.
But yeah Leah probably got it the worst considering she's the most normie option
Yes. I have a glasses fetish and still find Maru to be the worst girl of the bunch.
Someone had to be the Town's Redditor and she drew the short straw.
I don't understand why you hate Leah so much. She's not bad.
I don't hate Leah? She's just #4 after Penny, Haley and Abigail. I even married her once. But she's just not at the top tier. Way better than Emily though, and leagues ahead of Maru.
>implying haley ever had bad character
Its like you don't even care
Typo on the word dedicated. It shouldn't be there.
Obviously Abigail, as she is the fattest and hungriest.
brosnan pls go
No.
She's looked like the right pic in my game for so long I forgot it was a mod kek... Her all rock and mayo diet isn't working.
Haley and Emily at the same time
Other girls need not apply
Abigail is into the same kind of stuff I'm into and I like her hair, so her. Although I just use mods and frick them all.
>the game strongly implies that pierre is not her father and her mother cheated on him with the wizard
The average woman is a cheater or really wants to cheat/would if they could. That's just a fact. Abigail would cheat on the player if given the chance. It's not that strange Anon.
true. you guys would be disgusted if you knew how casually women view cheating.
She dyes her hair tho, It's still kinda funny that Piere, the little guy with the store is cucked while the fat ass from Joja has nothing bad happening to him.
She says she's stopped dying her hair and yet it remains purple. Makes me think that her mother was dying her hair away from purple until she got old enough that her mother couldn't get away with it any more
Abigail by default along with Haley with goth mod.
Unless Concerned Ape confirms it, it's a mystery.
Wizard says that he made mistake that drove his wife off. I think that there are 3 theories of what happened:
1. Wizard fricked Emily's and Haley's mom or Jas' mom, Pierre became a stepdad because Caroline got sick of wizard's bullshit and left him, and either Emily is bastard daughter (she's into magic and crystals and is blue haired) or it's Jas who is unfortunate one. Abigail's hair turned purple because of bloodline and magic influence.
2. Wizard fricked Caroline, Pierre got cucked, Haley's and Emily's mom left because she got sick of wizard's bullshit, and so Abigail is actually a bastard daughter.
3. Caroline is wizard's daughter and because of her upbringing, Caroline likely has taken lots of habits and interests from her parents and is likely still into magic, and Abigail's hair turned purple because of bloodline and magic influence.
Or, bear with me on this one, Caroline is the Wizard's daughter but neither of them knew, the witch never told the Wizard as they were splitting up and she put Caroline up for adoption. Many years later the Wizard and Caroline had an affair and produced Abigail. Pierre gets cucked and the town has a horrible secret that the farmer is going to expose... Also, Abby's hair is purple because she's a freaky incest mutant. Or, maybe she just dyes it, who knows?
The Wizard only fricked Caroline
Are you fricking moronic? Emily and haley aren't related to Abigail and there's no theory anywhere that the wizard is their dad, you fricking dumb shit Black person.
I want to romance the loser redhead with the alcoholic mom, but the dumb blonde prostitute has been reacting better to my gifts. I guess it can't be helped, i shall take her as my wife and give her my juicy farm-dick.
Do one run with Haley and then marry Penny in a 2nd run. It's what I did, though I also married Abigail and Leah as well..
Why not both?
Why are the character portraits of the milfs you can't romance so much hotter than these girls? Emily here especially looks fricking awful.
careful anon
i got warned for making a SDV thread the other day
someone seems to dislike these threads
anyway post farms
I'm betting this thread hits the bump limit, assuming people actually post, the anti-SDV jannies appear to be less active on weekends/evenings.
Good taste in mods, looks very comfy.
how do you zoom out this much?
There's a zoom and screenshot feature buried in the ingame settings.
also what farm is that
>making the Farm look pretty before getting real money
Emily is the practice girl
Marry Penny, Abigail and/or Haley
Cheat on them with Leah
End up with Maru after pissing off every other single woman in town off.
Cheat on her with Robin.
Mod the game so you can marry the actual best girl (pic related).
Forgot to mention, make sure you get every single woman mentioned pregnant.
Claire is kind of basic and boring, if that's the mod you're referring to.
Nope, I have never inflicted SVE on myself. Nobody has made a good JoJa Mart cashier mod as far as I am aware. Some people talked about doing it, myself included, but nobody actually did it. And if they were planning on it, why would they do it now when 1.6 is around the corner?
Well I doubt 1.6 will break mods to the point where you have to redo everything.
At the very least you could do the writing beforehand.
I wonder if it would be possible to commission Pear to do the portraits. at least i think that's his art in that image you posted, looks like his anyway
I've been posting that image for months now but I still have no idea where it came from, I saved it from one of these threads. It's about the only decent fanart of the JoJa Mart girl that isn't the SVE Claire version.
The linework is similar.
https://twitter.com/PearGor
He's kind of autistic but he's cool
>I have never inflicted SVE on myself
Is it really that bad?
I'm not the one to ask, since I have never played it but people here generally say it's got good points and bad points. People say pic related is insufferable but there are good additions too like Andy and Claire. They also have a they/them little boy named Morgan that Ganker inexplicably turned into a girl, which is reason enough to leave alone in my book.
>also have a they/them little boy named Morgan that Ganker inexplicably turned into a girl, which is reason enough to leave alone in my book.
Is there a mod of a mod to fix that gay shit? No pronouns shit in my chad farman game.
not him but there is a mod that turns them into a she
i don't mind it personally, it's interesting at best and pointless at worst
have a nice day, holy shit you insufferable homosexual
frick i hate anti-troony posters more than any actual troony at this point, you people are the worst. nobody cares, you spend more time complaining about video games than playing them
what's annoying about that post is that he specifically seeks out a mod with that then complains about it
I'm pretty new to the Stardew modding scene. SVE is talked about a whole lot.
If it called Diverse Pelican Valley or some shit you might have a point, but it's called Stardew Valley Expanded.
fair enough, i thought it was common knowledge by now
>
xer is right tho, it's stupid to get a mod that has something you hate only to complain about it
rent free
>They hated him for he spoke the truth
>him
Always with the pink
Honestly no. Mary sue here
is the only Subpar NPC.
All the new content is generally pretty good. Arguably too much combat though
Stardew Valley is made by a relatively normal dude who isn't terminally online. The community that the game has attracted on twitter/reddit/tumblr are the types everyone knows. If you don't mind forced diversity that turns a practically white town into a mulatto haven and adds pronouns and incredibly cringe dialogue written by people who don't have any social life. Then you might like it.
huh, thought that was penny. didn't know she was a dedicated cashier npc.
Penny has green eyes, not violet eyes. JoJa Mart girl looks like a stacked, very tired, version of Leah.
>ConcernedApe liked redheads so much, three main characters wasn't enough, he also made the background npc a stacked redhead.
We truly don't deserve this man anons.
I'll be a Haley gay till I die
Emily. Not because I like her mind you, but because she'd produce the best e-girls. I'd marry her, push her into having an affair with Clint and getting impregnated by him again and again until she gives birth to a daughter. Then I'd act horrified and betrayed, file for divorce, plant drugs in her room to convince the courts she's a drug addicted hippy and unfit mother so I could take custody of the kids. I'd send the boys off to an orphanage and keep the e-girls for my e-girl harem
None of these characters look loyal, appealing, or kind.
How does one fix Clint, either via 1.6 or a mod? He's probably the most hated person in the game, even more so that Demetrius, which is really saying something. Would giving him an actual girlfriend help? Or is he beyond redemption?
First, make it so he has at least a fricking shred of dignity. Have him stop lurking in the shadows and pining after Emily if she gets married. Its pathetic and shows he doesnt respect her OR the player. A man with no respect his hardly a man at all.
Second, make him more masculine. He doesnt need to be a dudebro or anything like that, but he's a fricking blacksmith. That's cool as frick! Have him go full dwarf mode with a huge bushy beard and muscles, pic related. Have him talk about what metals are best, have him nerd out about constructing thing!
Give him a fricking SHRED of confidence. As it is, he's so awful and pathetic that he's closer to being a simpering goblin instead of a human being. A worthless creature that needs to be put down instead of a real actual character.
PS frick Clint.
I'd say the hate tierlist goes Demetrius, Pierre, Lewis then Clint.
I don't even hate him. More pity than anything. Partly because I had a friend who acts just like him.
His events with the farmer should be farmer goading him to being more bold, or comfortable in his own skin. By the end, Clint would either be less of a simp towards his oneitis with more passion toward his craft, and maybe just have him dance with some npc lady at the bar.
To be fair, if you befriend Clint first he does ask out Emily with you only mildly threatening him and she says yes. But you are pretty much guarenteed to see Emily's 8 heart event before then and it won't play if that happens. The problem is that Clint had a whole arc where he gets over his shyness and hooks up with Emily but when Emily was made datable there was never a plan B for Clint.
I would have there be another mini-questline where he gets over Emily and goes on a date with Sandy or the Joja Mart girl or anyone really that isn't Emily.
He never really does show any passion for his work, even though he's supposedly pretty good at it.
That's why I mention to change the narrative to have him get over his oneitis.
I've said in other threads, half trolling, have seriously, that he should try and get with Abigail. In theory at least he would be able to keep her happy with a steady supply of weapons and gems. People... would not be happy with that though.
Honestly though, it's a little weird that Clint would want to be with Emily in the first place. They have very little in common with each other and totally opposite personalities. I know it's a small town and there are limited options, but still.
i wish the bachelors married each other like they did in harvest moon
I suggest slitting his throat in his sleep after lining the floor with plastic sheets, dismembering the body and wrapping each piece separately in sheets, and disposing of them far away from each other buried in the ground carefully, not in a shallow hole, deep in the forest. You want to ward off any animals smelling the body parts and trying to dig at it, so seal the sheet good. Be wary of burying too close to very deep rooted trees whose roots may shift or break the ground at some point. In this route you're going for the "never unearthed again in current human history" outcome. Obviously, remove any bedding or other parts stained with any blood to a safe remote place, and burn them before burying the ashes. And leave no trace of yourself in his shitty home, not a speck of DNA, cover yourself AND clean anywhere you've been with bleach or other strong agents. And of course, formulate and substantiate a full alibi for your whereabouts in all the days before and after his disappearance. All this should fix Clint just fine.
Yes thank you for your input Harvey.
Push him to date Emily. They both have chemistry. She is rocks and crystals autist, he's loves rocks and metals, and is a handyman. Great match.
That's already in the game but most people think it doesn't work because people don't see the cutscene where he asks her out. Plus, people absolutely hate it, the Stardew Expanded devs hated it so much they added a cutscene that shows Emily rejecting Clint for a follow up date, which is another reason I don't really like that mod.
Ah, my sister in-law and her husband.
I had the cutscene where he's asking Emily out and I don't hate it. Maybe it wasn't a food idea to create a potential conflict with Clint over Emily given that other girls are free.
>he's loves rocks and metals,
doesn't he hate his job and only does it because it's the family thing and he knows how to do it
>t. Clint
Nobody truly hates Clint. You just hate that Clint reminds you so much of yourselves. Little to no confidence. Unable to talk to girls. Unable to make friends. Just existing and working day in and day out. No ability to help yourself out of the rut you're in.
Clint is a disruption in your escapism fantasy game. Every time you see him, he reminds you of yourself and your lack. So you hate him. Hate that Hate how he makes you feel. Hate the you that you see in him. Some of you cope with this by projecting yourself into the roll of your farmer character. You're not clint, you're actually successful farmer mc moneybucks, who can have any girl he wants in the valley.
Most of the hate for Clint comes from outside of Ganker.
There's no reason to think Penny would be a bad mother. It's not like she treats her students badly or anything.
Trailer trash is in her genes
The only thing that might be in her genes is alcoholism, but she never drinks anyways
Stardew is set in a universe where women stay attractive well into their late 30's and 40's. Hell, some people in these threads say Marnie is good looking despite being in her 50's.They are wrong, but they can at least make the argument.
>Stardew is set in a universe where women stay attractive well into their late 30's and 40's
You know, people can still look very attractive into their later years if they simply take good care of themselves. Penny takes good care of herself, you don't need to in-universe explain away with me on it.
I like Penny as is but I wonder what it would have been like if she owned the trailer queen shit.
>penny
That's the eldest kanker sister.
Yeah I know. That's the best I can find for a trailer queen thing. Hot redneck chick art is exceedingly rare.
I refuse to believe Penny and the Kankers are the only examples of attractive trailer trash out there. But I'm also racking my brain to think of any examples that weren't intentionally ironic.
The only other version is from the meme porn game and maybe Daisy Mae from Lil Abner if you're old as frick and/or Daisy Mayhem from Laff-A-Lympics.
A fellow man of taste. Frankly I could see a mod adding more trailers to Pelican Town. Kind of weird that there's just the one.
Irl. Southern girls that haven't been tainted by city dweller ideology have the capacity to be cute, mousey, and tomboys without any of the leftist horseshit that might make them think they're the wrong gender.
There aren't any real "redneck" characters in the game. I'm assuming it's because ConcernedApe is from the Pacific Northwest and they are rare there?
That's the weird thing about the whole genre, actually. I've played many a farm sim and never encountered one. Pam and Penny are the closest I've seen.
I get that it's an idealized version of country life and all but it's still odd that it never seems to come up.
My actual plan for the JoJa Mart Cashier mod was to make her a redneck but I never actually did it. I had noticed the same thing, it just doesn't exist in farming games, and I wanted to change it.
Pam's pretty redneck.
He's saying that Penny gonna hit the wall hard after the first kid. Penny isn't because she actually takes care of herself, unlike a lot of dumb poor people.
holy projection
I hate that he closes at 4pm and won't do anything else while upgrading tools.
fpbp
thank you for your continued service Jasfriend
Haley for reasons as mentioned. Abigail can be ok but eats rocks and tries to hard with the reddit appeal. Emily is just kinda weird and looks like she'd slash your throat in your sleep. Leah is used goods. Penny is the basic b***h. And lol Maru.
Idk their name the one that was dumpster diving
Jas without enough purple, deleter of posts and destroyer of threads, I kneel.
Any news on 1.6? Has ape leaked shit on discord or anything?
Based, this thread is now blessed.
Not from Ape but this is from Pathoschild, tbe guy in charge of the modder's alpha test who's also in directly contact with him.
Penny
>But muh trailer
Good taste, I especially like long hair Penny.
Penny is a gold digger
>dedicated non-dating sim has the best romance gameplay
None of them. Best you can hope for is a lot of good dialogue and scenes. Still, Stardew is definitely on the lowend for this and requires mods. RF is the better base dating sim at the expense of just about everything else.
RF?
Rune Factory, presumably. I have never played it.
Rune Factory. It's basically anime dating sim first, farming sim second, though some would probably argue over that.
>Rune Factory.
Whats the best one in your opinion?
I liked frontier and oceans, though the latter gets shit on for barely being a farming sim. General consensus is 4 is the best, 5 is the worst, 1 and 2 are easy skips. They are all jank as hell though with often annoying mechanics like the runey system and I can really only recommend them for the anime dating sim aspect, especially the really ugly handheld entries.
RF fell down the fujo rabbit hole with 4 and now the bachelorettes suck.
So 3?
Depends. Do you like the idea of having a kamen rider style transformation into a sheep and then power bombing monsters 5x your size?
If not, why are you gay?
Need... slightly transparent... sundress...
Been there, done that, anon.
first for sex with jodi
I love watching the troonyjannies try to fight against the majority. Jasanon has sanctified this thread. Deleting his post just makes him a martyr
Bunny suit Jas... Wouldn't that be nice.
Certainly.
So beautifully flat.
Godly art Shishi, but where's the sprites for the e-girl DoL game?
Vincent!
How you guys gonna cuck Vincent? It ain't fair he has to compete with guys three times his age for the only girl in town his age.
Vincent doesn't care about Jas, he wants to marry Penny.
Oh Vincent. You can do better, kid.
Vincent's even worse, he gets cucked without the player needing a mod. Leo on the other hand...
Vincent will just bang the farmer and Jas’ daughter.
Don't understand the hate for Leah. She cute.
Had a boyfriend once and that is haram.
Girlfriend in my game so not a problem.
she hates breakfast foods and hates survival burgers despite being 'all about nature'
She's an attractive redhead in a game with many attractive redheads. And Penny generally has less baggage than Leah, so if you do want a redhead you are going to pick her. Penny's never had a boyfriend, isn't at the saloon every night and actually needs you. Not to mention she's a good teacher and would be a great parent to any kids you would have. I actually married Leah once and she was fine, but given the choice between her and Penny it's not even close. And that's not even discussing Haley and Abigail who have their own advantages over Leah. That being said, Leah's much better than Emily and leagues ahead of Maru.
>Penny generally has less baggage
She does compared to Leah and her ex. Penny just has Mommy issues.
Someone should, I'd hate to think she'd end up with that little shit Vincent when he's old enough and she's barren.
Penny is a sweet but it ain't my job to save her.
>Penny has less baggage
Bro.
>can't date Marnie
>can't date Jodi
>can't date Robin
Why are the best women unobtainable hags?
For me it's Leah and Abby using the Stardew sex mod that makes them best friends and the free love mod so I can marry both.
Haley. But Robin is actually better it's a shame she is coal burner.
There's a mod that fixes that problem
What are you anons playing while waiting for 1.6?
my wiener
Fallout New Vegas completionist run. Once I'm done with New Vegas and 1.6 is launched, I'll start from scratch again because I've beaten SDV 2 years ago.
Wait a minute...is everyone who plays stardew valley a pedophile?
no, they just latched onto this game unfortunately
No, it's just a loud minority on Ganker, it's only a couple of posters talking about Jas. And honestly my main problem with jasposters is that they get threads deleted when the jannies don't approve. When they are asleep though they keep threads alive so I've got mixed feelings.
>it's just a loud minority on Ganker, it's only a couple of posters talking about Jas
May seem like it, but it's not a minority, they're just not posting about jas every time and also talk about the game. There's been polls where jas leads by a sizeable amount, jas gets regular anon fanart in these threads whereas I've yet to see any for any other vanilla characters, and jas is the one who's been closest to qualifying for qo/v/. Jas revived these threads and caused a mod boom, though now 1.6 right around the corner is also adding to the discussion.
Don't like em? Understandable, but it's not going to change anything so like you're suggesting it's best to use their bumps to talk about what you want instead of people fighting and insulting everyone over it. Or if people can't handle it they have literally everywhere else on the internet to talk about stardew in a regulated environment.
have you considered the people who clocked out of the threads because they don't care about e-girl shit?
No, because if something like that bothers them on Ganker they don't belong here. Again
>Or if people can't handle it they have literally everywhere else on the internet to talk about stardew in a regulated environment.
You're not?
Everyone on Ganker is.
Haley, for sure. Best girlfriend, best wife, best mother.
>Abigail is the goofy autistic emo/goth
>Haley is a stacey bawd that has character growth
>Leah is semi-realistic, perfect romance movie material
>Penny is white trash who wants to get fricked full of babies
Most of these girls hit somewhere on my radar. Maru and Emily are dogshit, pure and clean dogshit. You'd have to be a colossal frickup to end up with either of them or have such insanely low self-worth that when presented with four (FOUR) 10/10 girls that you have an equal chance with and end up picking the mutt or the schizophrenic flower child idk what to tell you. Clean your actual life up.
emily is based and has a huge ass
Everyone who plays this game actually is either autistic, deeply depressed, or a woman. No other way.
Abigail's ass is bigger.
>slightly chubby pale ass
HNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>slightly chubby
The in-game sprites couldn't display the true breadth of her girth.
I didn't know Emily was so tall.
She's taller than Sebastian and Shane, which says more about them then her. There was an estimated height chart that was posted here a few times that claimed Emily was 5'8. Abigail was five foot nothing, shortstack.
And what of the rest? Where do they line up?
>Abigail 5'0
Hot hot hot hot hot hot. Short girls are goddesses, if she's taller than your chest she ain't it
>abigail is as short as my irl wife
grim, i almost always romance her too when im not romancing sebastian
guess i have a type
>THREE PIXELS WIDE
GODDAMN
>maru is the only one with legs that are 4 pixels wide instead of 3
fricking disgusting fatty
Mods to make them all fat?
Nope, only for Abby and I think Leah. Sorry.
More than good enough tbh
Stardew Fatty is long dead and breaks with newer game versions, I think. Sorry.
Why it's Haley and Emily as my two wives, of course.
damn, what was ape thinking when he changed emily?
"I need to make a girl with crazy eyes who looks like she'll stab you in your sleep and eat the body"
I opened this thread for one thing, I was denied my chance to smile today
Gotta be faster than the jannies next time.
bros i thought i was getting everything done and suddenly i repair willy's boat and what the frick
there is so much more shit to do and now i feel lost
i am overwhelmed
Ginger Island is a late game bonus area and is entirely optional. Finish the rest of the game first then go there.
ah i see
well i guess ill go there in the winter when i have nothing to do in my farm?
That's probably a good idea.
>no male bachelors
i loved sebastian
I've never played Stardew, is Leah a good wife? She looks the best IMO
Emily, and she invites Haley for a threesome when it's my birthday
Penny
someone got a link to the rentry of nexus banned mods?
>"""""Based mods"""""""
>no Jas mod
Kinda gay ngl
not based mods, the old link
/anonstardewmods
Yeah that site was gay and the anon just wanted to shill it for some crypto thing, didn't live up to its moniker at all. The only good thing it did was accidentally help me find an actual based mod site called moddinghaven that was silently hosting all the verboten blacklisted mods.
Jas mod update when? I'm losing hope...
JasAnon is probably waiting for 1.6 for better modding tools, which is understandable.
who's behind the jas mod and is there a way to contact him?
This is jasanon, how may I take your order?
can you have a nice day before christmas? would be a great christmas present for me
I only give gifts to people I like. How big are your breasts, maybe we can work out a deal.
i'm not a girl, i think you need to have a nice day
have a nice day moronic troony homosexual
I swear this guy had the one ring. Legit turning into gollum.
One sissy Vincent mod with extra Penny ntr pls
i'm serious, is there a way to contact him? does he post on atf? i could help with animations and spritework
shiedanon found a new job and busy with irl stuff , so i also took a break from making art assets for now, but he did ask me to make some sex scene animations meanwhile
>wax offering to help
Oh shit.
He only posts here. Morgananon posts much more frequently and may have contact, though not sure if he's in this thread or if they actually know each other. A lot of the art that's gotten posted by anons ends up as costumes he's shown in updates so, don't take my word for it and I'm sure he'd need it a specific way, but if you work on what you want and give approval there's a good chance he'll add it. Your work is certainly good enough.
You can find him in threads like this, apparently he frequently checks but nobody really knows since he doesn't like spoiling his mod.
>he did ask me to make some sex scene animations meanwhile
Can't wait to see them! that twine project is pretty barebones, but with your pixelart I see it becoming a soulful game
Jas in a lewd witch outfit, please and thank you.
Maru
For me it's the harem mod
with Xtardew valley?
I am not at liberty to discuss such matters.
You filthy man
>more aromasensei porn
good
Sebastian>Sam>Kent>Alex>Shane>Harvey>Elliot
Abigail/Haley/Penny are the ones I like and choose usually. Maru/Emily are ugly and tumblr/femcel personified. Leah gives me weird vibes, she seems like a roasty.
Hot damn those vegana bones on Haley Abigail and Emily are hot as frick
now show the Jas ones.
Sure, here you go
based, they'll also get raped in prison and/or killed
You Twitter troons are legit mentally I’ll
Says fricking pedo
CNN projection
>you're mentally ill for being against pedophiles!
jas doesnt wear underwear
Because she's still in diapers you sick frick
whatever floats your boat
>no bush
gay
Why is Leah a stoner
Doesn't she mention being in a "trance state" in one of her events? The art show? I always thought she was more of a drunk, she's always at the saloon and she loves wine. She even gives you a bottle to celebrate the new year.
For me it's Melody
>no love for elliott
gaylords
he's under appreciated cuz most people don't see him in their daily routine
>gaylord for not being gay for fabio
Hmm
femElliott is a cool elegant oneesama.
There's nothing gay about writing poetry with your bro, brushing eachother's hair and getting married
elliott is NOT a female
>not being gay for Fabio
Shameful
I think I'm seeing why the janitors nuke these threads.
It's just a couple of anons having a mental breakdown, pretty standard for this website.
My problem is that there isn't one that turns him into the boy he actually is. Regardless, I'm not playing SVE anyways because of what they did to Clint.
this game has a very polarized fanbase
on one hand you have pedos who know how to mod the game
on the other hand you have troons and cat piss soaked femenists
those people can't coexist
no you have homosexuals like you who cant shut the frick up and discuss the game without bringing politics into it, go back to fricking /misc/ jesus fricking christ
nobody asked moron, quit shitting up the thread. you and the wojak trannies should both be hanged
>put politics into mod
>ask if you can disable it
>OMG WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT POLITICS
>everything is political
You have to calm down
Gender shit is most definitely political. I don't know how anyone can think otherwise.
It's medical
Funny, it wasn't just medical when it was being treated as a mental illness.
Cope
Nice comic but you forget the part where he goes into other gardens without weeds and complains about weeds and if anyone tells him to frick off he calls them a weed because they live rent free in his mind
>omg how dare you not want to deal with my personal politics
>rent free rent free cope cope cope
Nice strawman.
>ask about SVE
>get told there's political shit
>ask if you can disable it
>OMG COPE COPE RENT FREE RENT FREE CHUD CHUD
You people are insufferable in all manners and contexts.
I was talking about the comic, you moron. I get it that holding a conversation without shitting your pants is a big ask but please, try atleast.
I get that it's hard being moronic but you need to try really hard to see the post it was in reply to and use your HRT fried braincells to figure out why it was posted.
>proved me right by calling me a weed
Like pottery. You are obsessed. Normal people don't think like this.
nta but imagine thinking normalgays arent actively repulsed by trans people and dont genuinely feel terrified at seeing men wearing female clothing and everyone pretending they are real women kek
That's not what I said though. Normal people don't call other people trannies just because they don't agree with you. Normal people don't try to find trannies and things they don't like everywhere.
>OMG I AM SO SICK OF YOU HECKIN ANTI TRANNIES
>lol cope troony
>NO NO NO WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TRANNIES ANYWHERE
You really aren't fooling anyone, dude.
You are not mentally well. You keep going out of your way to look for trannies where there are none. There are no trannies ITT. You are spending your saturday in a thread about a video game you seemingly don't even like, grasping at straws trying to convince yourself that everyone around you is a troony so you feel validated.
Seek help. This is not healthy. Normal people don't do this, they simply close the thread and move on.
Someone asked this
Then someone responded with this
Then someone said this
Then your mentally ill troony ass started seething. Nobody even posted wojaks or started derailing until your moron ass started posting. have a nice day you moronic redditor homosexual frick. Where do you think you are?
None of those posts are me? My first post in this thread is this
which is evident by the fact that it's a new IP
Again, seeing trannies where there are none.
What are you talking about you stupid ESL homosexual? Read the fricking posts you moronic mongoloid -->>>>
Someone literally mentioned they/them shit that is in the mod, as a response to why it's weird. And you think it's "imagining trannies", troony is also a neutral insult just like Black person, because most Black folk are incapable of navigating a imageboard or booting up a computer.
I replied to none of those posts, is my point. That conversation literally isn't relevant. You are not mentally well, close the thread and move on. You can't even keep track of a simple conversation
You are moronic and this conversation is going nowhere as you are a special needs person. I hope your parents get you the help you desperately need and don't issue traumas upon you by forcing you to go to a normal school where you will 100% not fit in. Good luck Black person homosexual.
>ad hominem
>projection
>doesn't address post
Yeah, we're done here.
Holy shit i cannot belive someone is as genuinely moronic as you
If you are trolling, then good job i guess
If you are not then you need to seriously seek help
>this game has a very polarized fanbase
It's not often you start seeing people post wojaks, or cry pedopedopedo for more than a post or two per thread if at all. This is worse than usual and usually the threads are pretty comfy all things considered.
in my dream i am the prairie king
it's me
oh yeah? well I'm junimo run
I'm hardcore
did you know that there is a stardew lego set? i didn't
I doubt it.
here we go again
same shit every thread like clockwork
i didn't know that lego stardew is such a sensitive topic
Why did he have to make Maru the objectively worst girl?
Someone has to be last place to make first place worth it though right?
I would really like to know exactly what was going through his head when he decided to keep revising her portrait. You can see the exact moment he ate tumblr pie.
>you can tell evelyn that the cookies suck
i can't
Ape is based for including such options. If there's one thing I dislike when given player choice is nothing but sugary sweet happy positive choices. Even if I don't want to dump on a grandma and her cookies, I appreciate the freedom to do so.
Meanwhile, Ridgeside is full of exactly that, sugary sweet positive choices. Annoying.
>ghost her
The waifus are the weakest part of the game. It's like the anti-Rune Factory 3.
It's really no wonder people keep flocking to Jas considering the alternatives
I can't really think of a farm sim that's come close to RF3 in terms of waifus.
Western farm sims especially. I have hopes for Corncupia, though.
I can't think of anything in fiction period. Never before and likely never again will anything be that dense with great waifus. Every single girl is a solid choice. And there's so god damn many of them.
Eh, I wouldn't go that far. Shara, Colette and Marian are kinda boring.
Shara is vanilla (in a good way), Marian's frickups are fun and Colette... I actually forgot she existed, so fair point there. I mean maybe for a feeder but she doesn't get fat so even they'd be sad.
Problem with rune factory waifus is they're often so over the top anime some people love it and some people hate it. The purple haired girl who speaks like every day is opposite day is a good example that comes to mind that I'm pretty sure is rf3.
>spitefull Black person reported the art
good, get fricked
ywnbaj
why won't he add new romancable characters?
And why can you never romance all the mature women
never played this game but Haley and Leah look best
how much content does jas mod have? is it as developed as normal romance in stardew? also where can i get the dl link
>also where can i get the dl link
ATF
>where can i get the dl link
https://rentry.org/anonstardewmodstldr#cute-furry
what should i draw next? jas only requests
this
the anonfiles link on that rentry doesn't work, I think they removed that site. Is there not an updated link? What's even the latest version
it's a catbox link, anon. The non-streamlined site has it.
https://rentry.org/anonstardewmods
ah thanks, are there any other mods here i should pick up. its too overwhelming going through them all. im mostly interested in dicky waifu with romance options and stuff that adds content to them
Morgan, Madotsuki, Recette and Tear, Ashley and Spooky. MilkTheVillagers since it now has Jas and Morgan support, and if you like itty bitty titty milk. Don't have beebz, so dunno on her.
Gee, 5 wives?
And two GFs. And a good sauna trip.
https://files.catbox.moe/g9c6q9.png
>all those transplants
>still no monster musume mods
It hurts
>harems
as a practitioner of traditional waifuism, i find this objectionable
updated one is here, just scroll down, there's a catbox link for it
https://rentry.org/anonstardewmods
Can second witch Jas
I'm not a creative sort, but if you're interested in helping the mod, maybe something you'd like to see in it. A new outfit, a scene for one of the events, maybe an animation if you're up for it.
>is it as developed as normal romance in stardew?
It's way more developed than that. It's basically a sprite and portrait overhaul with a lot more portraits, a shitload of additional dialogue including unique gift reactions and compatibility with a number of other mods that add functionality, with the biggest being npc adventure support, among other things. There's also the debug events that add a load of new events, many with lewd options, that a lot of anons seem to treat as the star of the show, but they are not done and frankly I don't think should be triggered by anyone until they are. Better to wait and experience it as intended than have them be old news when viewing them proper I think. There's also a lot more content planned like outfits and animated portraits so you may want to hold off outright for that.
Damn that sounds cool as frick. I'm just worried I'll forget that it exists in the future if I don't play it now since I don't even remember what I ate yesterday. Does the chud making it have any site where he posts updates and shit I can bookmark or do I have to wait for jas in every single stardew thread kek
If you want a more feature complete e-girl mod I highly recommend morgan. Her mod basically used jas as a template and added more stuff to it like quests and unique items and for the most part her events are all done and properly integrated. She does have a very different feel from jas, she's basically walking innuendo, but she's got soul and her mod is extremely impressive. Also highly recommend beebz mod while not as much content has heart and her events are particularly fun with cgs. And of course shino's mods, though while he's got a lot of girls, they're all somewhat light on content. Ashley's mod adds a spa that all the girls can go to where they get a bit of additional content though, which is pretty cool.
>Does the chud making it have any site where he posts updates and shit I can bookmark or do I have to wait for jas in every single stardew thread kek
This is his site, he only posts here. A rentry was made to collect all the mods that have been made since which you can keep an eye on for updates. The modding has since slowed down a lot, but hopefully 1.6 changes that.
ill save the rentry then, hopefully it all keeps getting updated. looking forward to try the kino out
Any other mods of similar calibre?
Abigail with the fat mod.
>7, nearly 8 years since the game's release.
>Still no sequel.
>That Chocolatier game became vaporware.
I'm almost afraid to ask, but has any other game come out that comes close to the quality of Stardew?
Terraria
I mean a real farm game. Not a gay ass 2d minecraft clone.
None. I don't play tumblr troony crap.
>seeing trannies in troony-free game
It's over for you. Also, filtered
Which spouse makes the best mother though?
That's not even a debate.
You'd reconsider if you'd been around poor families. She might be hot now...
Jas is a fertility goddess
>pennygays
>ape says in interviews he wants to make different games troughout his life
>new game might as well be a stardew valley mod
what did he mean by this
what did he mean by this?
>jasposters trying to work out why ape would put jas on his update image instead of a bachelorette
my fertile wife!
the amount of mental gymnastics jashomosexuals have been trying to use to pretend that concernedape approves of their homosexualry is amazing
>nobody is talking about Jas
>UHHHH BUT WHAT ABOUT JAS? GUYS, JAS? JAS AMIRITE? DON'T YOU JUST HATE TALKING ABOUT JAS?
By all means, please continue.
>UMM I POSTED A ZOOMED IN PICTURE ON JAS AND POSTED THE FIRST POST AS JAS WHICH GOT DELETED AND THEN POSTED A PIC OF HER IN A BIKINI WHICH ALSO GOT DELETED BUT UMMM NOONE BROUGHT JAS UP! MEDS!
have a nice day
No. I don't think I will.
mental gymnastics to rival skaven posters in warhammer threads
Seems pretty obvious to me. He's been confirmed as going on Ganker before and he put the most attractive NPCs to both sexes on the update.
>still no mod to be the Major
I make millions per month and im loved by all the city, and that old ass c**t is not even making elections, thats illegal.
>still no mod to be the Major
What would Motoko even do on a farm?
Marney
post the pastebin
WHERE THE FRICK IS 1.6 ERIC
Pam and Penny live in a trailer how is that not peak redneck.
Penny spends her time reading books, not hunting, fishing and mudding, though she does apparently have a shotgun. Plus, she doesn't drink, which is pretty anti-redneck. Pam's a lot closer though.
>though she does apparently have a shotgun
Unrelated but how has this game almost been out a decade and we still don't have a dedicated gun mod?
Has there been a farming game with guns? If I were to make one it would include guns. And rednecks. And redheads. And redneck redheads with guns.
you buy the guns from rednecks
My Time at Portia/Sandrock if you count those.
I love this genre but I've always wanted a farm sim with a little bit of edge. The country life stuff that has a teeth, like a bar fight or, indeed, guns and hunting.
Sun haven is better
I honestly forgot that game existed.
>look at art
>ugly dark skin monsters everywhere
No thanks
Is Stardew Valley Expanded a good mod?
I bought this game when it came out, saw the opening cinematic of a dead Santa Claus sleeping in a picture drawn by a 5 year old and immediately refunded it.
>human females
>human '"females"'
And you dare to wonder why the ammount of gay furries is still growing . .
The fact that gays want to frick dogs and eventually turn furry is not surprising.
Maru, despite being the worst girl, has at least 3 pixels of more ass on each side than everyother girl for some reason.
My only issue with Leah is how she keeps calling you a friend. By the time she stops being moronic, the main character would be taken by Penny, she at least knows when to shut up.
Haley because she makes my dick the hardest.
jas queen slaaaay
Jas.
I hate western women with a passion, might as well get the little girl and raise her properly
none of you pedos have ever had sex with a grown woman or a child
Both at once. Double wedding.
I was about to ask if Jas poster didn't make it but it turns out he did and just got deleted
Keep up the good work
Of course he made it. He makes the threads then samegays the first reply.
Married Penny, stopped playing, and lived happily ever after
am i going insane? i remember junimo huts being crafted from your inventory and i dont remember doing the witch quest before yet i recall having junimos helping me farm?