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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women give a shit? Seriously I look at guys who are exaggerated caricatures, why does it bother a girl to see a virtual representation that's exaggerated?

    Do you really need plain b***h representation? Frick off

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't even know who drew that picture

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A man (Keith Stacks) drew that picture by the way.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe homie is trans at heart because he complains like a b***h.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is indeed a massive homosexual. I do like his Beavis and Butthead icon though.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ones from nes, gb and snes metroid, every other is inferior and that’s the cold hard truth

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neither. Make her a robot without disgusting sex fanservice, and then we'll talk.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's got a point

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of these designs are shit. Samus never should have had her hair put up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 mogs

      https://i.imgur.com/QgApvJp.png

      which samus?

      roasties seething

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she looks good in 3. it's 2 where she looks goofy as shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick MP1 Samus looks more realistic that most CURRENT YEAR realistic vidya women?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The face seems to be mostly the same, just increasingly stylized to fit the official design, she just looks really different because of the different hairstyle and anime coloring.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1 and 3 are both fine 2 looks like ass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like 1 as it's more mature. 2 looks awful and she looks like melted margarin. 3 looks okay, but the fact that she's so skinny is strange.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that period of time from 2003 to 2007 were characters looked like they were made out of plastic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        and now they look like uncanny silicone dolls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like any of those. But the one from Metroid Prime at least looks human. The others look like they're wearing wigs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      all 3 are pure kino

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      everytime i remember zss it's the smash versions, the one with the really fat ass, and the new one with the muscular glutes.
      oh god, both are nice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 and 3 look like Samus. 1 doesn't, it looks like some other woman in the Varia Suit. It's not a bad model though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, the faces aren't all that different, I think they should have dialed the piss yellow hair back a little, she'd look more consistent.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like a young Janeway in 1, and a absolute hottie in 2+3. No complaints on any of the renditions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't have the beginnings of a point, and that image proves it. Switch it to this and it's much more on the mark.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really do like the one from 1. I generally always prefer stylized designs but I kinda like this early realistic take on Samus considering they kinda competed with Halo, and that it’s an early American take so it kinda gives off Alien/Sigourney Weaver vibe (obviously it doesn’t look like her but you get the point)
      Also because the other two look like actual shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like an OG Tekken character in Echoes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like Prime 2

      I'll stick with Prime 3

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    left all the way, when they introduced zero suit samus idk why they just made her younger and retconned story

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any Samus with the armor off is a shit Samus.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ion wan dis typa waifu i wan da other
    have a nice day subhuman

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How Samus should actually look.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Other M Samus mogs them ALL and that's a FACT.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >coomers love cinematic trash and hate video games

        What a shock!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Image of an attractive female
          >COOMERCOOMEROMGOMGCOOMERCOOOOOMEEERRR
          Mentally ill.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >coomers literally say, and I quote, "Metroid Other M mogs all other metroid games because of Zero Suit Samus"

            >this is somehow not a deranged mentality

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              In a thread about comparing Zero Suit Samus's?, gee what a shocker. I swear Gankertards love to project.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                We've already had 10 of them.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              literally say, and I quote, "Metroid Other M mogs all other metroid games because of Zero Suit Samus"
              but that's not what was said
              this thread is about samus's design, and

              Other M Samus mogs them ALL and that's a FACT.

              said "Other M Samus" in specific, not "Other M"
              it's like how DMC2 dante is the best looking one even if DMC2 plays like complete dogshit

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >adding more words than what

              Other M Samus mogs them ALL and that's a FACT. actually said

              how sad

              literally say, and I quote, "Metroid Other M mogs all other metroid games because of Zero Suit Samus"
              but that's not what was said
              this thread is about samus's design, and [...] said "Other M Samus" in specific, not "Other M"
              it's like how DMC2 dante is the best looking one even if DMC2 plays like complete dogshit

              it's ACgay, he will twist posts and add words to try and make it seem like people here actually defend the most hated Metroid of all time

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                literally say, and I quote, "Metroid Other M mogs all other metroid games because of Zero Suit Samus"
                but that's not what was said
                this thread is about samus's design, and [...] said "Other M Samus" in specific, not "Other M"
                it's like how DMC2 dante is the best looking one even if DMC2 plays like complete dogshit

                >other M
                >most hated Metroid

                Then explain the daily zero suit porn dumps.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Then explain the daily zero suit porn dumps.
                people like the design even if they don't like the game
                why is this such a contradiction to you
                i want to violently frick Zac from League of Legends but you literally could not pay me to actually play that game with any amount of money on planet earth

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >people like the design even if they don't like the game

                There are good things about Other M, believe it or not. And one of them was Samus' design and characterization. The people who complained about it were liberals who COULDN'T STAND the idea of a female video game character actually behaving like...a female. They want stoicism, which can only be a male trait, and they want her to be an "assertive badass" that doesn't take orders from anybody, which is not only a male trait but goes against Samus' actual character. She isn't really a bounty hunter at all, but these "fans" seems to think she is and assumes that she has to be Master Chief with a vegana. Other M actually had the balls to depict Samus the way she should have been from the start, if technical limitations weren't an issue.

                >gushes over how Other M is a masterpiece of characterization and storytelling

                Can't make this up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anon is shocked that different people might hold different opinions
                there's people out there who think tekken 1 is the best game in the series, anon
                this may shock you, but every game is someone's favorite

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've yet to see a Metroid fan who despises Other M.

                Did I say it was a masterpiece, you illiterate Black person?. I said it did a better job at handling Samus' character than any other Metroid game, bar none. It was on the right path, the gameplay just needed to be good and there needed to be less emphasis on Adam giving you orders/authorizations for everything. There needed to be a better balance on that front.

                >Did I say it was a masterpiece, you illiterate Black person?.
                You quite literally did. You called every critic of the game "liberals who couldn't stand the idea of a woman acting like a female". You even lumped in critics of the bad gameplay under this notation.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now I know you're trolling, frick off.

                Regardless of what one may think of the game or the characterization, I think it’s pretty fair to call Other M Samus one of the most (if not, THE most) beautiful physical depictions she’s had. I’m still amazed by how great she looked in the ending cutscene.

                Exactly. Team Ninja did an excellent job with the aesthetics of the game, it's ironically Sakimoto's fault that the game failed in the gameplay department. And this is the guy that made the franchise's best games. I think if Team Ninja was given another chance, without any interference, they could make an "Other M 2" that would redeem their version of Metroid completely. A sexy Samus with slick action gameplay?, sign me up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I've yet to see a Metroid fan who despises Other M.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >every person who supposedly hates Other M is only interested in the series because of the story and Samus showing off her breasts

                Tell me how this isn't blatant worship of Other M.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I cannot believe ACgay is STILL posting shit like this.
                Then again, I'm still here too, frick.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's people out there who think tekken 1 is the best game in the series, anon
                It is
                t. King main

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did I say it was a masterpiece, you illiterate Black person?. I said it did a better job at handling Samus' character than any other Metroid game, bar none. It was on the right path, the gameplay just needed to be good and there needed to be less emphasis on Adam giving you orders/authorizations for everything. There needed to be a better balance on that front.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't kid yourself. Those are Smash Bros threads and have nothing to do with Metroid.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There are good things about Other M, believe it or not. And one of them was Samus' design and characterization. The people who complained about it were liberals who COULDN'T STAND the idea of a female video game character actually behaving like...a female. They want stoicism, which can only be a male trait, and they want her to be an "assertive badass" that doesn't take orders from anybody, which is not only a male trait but goes against Samus' actual character. She isn't really a bounty hunter at all, but these "fans" seems to think she is and assumes that she has to be Master Chief with a vegana. Other M actually had the balls to depict Samus the way she should have been from the start, if technical limitations weren't an issue.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why haven't you castrated yourself, ACgay? Flesh is weakness.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've already got balls of steel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >coomers love cinematic trash and hate video games

        What a shock!

        >ACgay samegayging to he can claim that people love Other M

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ACgay
          There's like 50 game franchises with the initials AC

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Regardless of what one may think of the game or the characterization, I think it’s pretty fair to call Other M Samus one of the most (if not, THE most) beautiful physical depictions she’s had. I’m still amazed by how great she looked in the ending cutscene.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The fact that they could do this on Wii shows how much the "game" was just a movie with pixel searches.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Samus has no 3D model that looks good.
        Samus in the GBA games is the prettiest.
        Kys.

        Nice try homosexual, bot DoA BlowDolls look hideous.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >look hideous.

          every single man in the world who prefer his women wienerless would disagree

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why did they de-eye covering bang her anyway? That hairstyle is pure fricking sex.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Best Samus. how is everyone so stupid

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course. She was made by Koei Tecmo.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bimbo samus was a mistake

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Other M has the best looking Samus by a long shot.
        People who want muh real or muh ugly samus are ugly women and trannies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its fusion suit Samus for me. Her suit being organic, meaning I could squeeze her breasts or ass still, is a big plus.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It don't look organic to me.
        Looks mechanical with some old rubber put on top of it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's meant to look like Metroids and X parasites, so rubber is pretty much what they were going for.
          I hate the color tough.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was disappointed by Fusion having its intro where it says that Samus's genetic makeup was permanently altered and that she's "become something different" but then she looks the same out of the suit and all that shit was just to add some blue to her power suit
        Turning Samus into a freakish ugly mutant would have been based, kill waifuBlack folk

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice try, xenofricker

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people who care about the Metroid franchise after Fusion

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have guessed a troon made this, but they draw anime 99.99% of the time, so it must be some westoid white woman who hates white people

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recognize no Samus Aran besides Zero Mission. Which is coincidently the only Metroid I've ever played.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread again

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When Metroid Prime 1 came out there wasn't a defined design for Samus, all we knew is that she was a tall blond woman, he design didn't become universalized until after Fusion, which is why she looks so different in Prime 2 and 3.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see there is no mention of the Prime: Hunters version of Samus from the true ending.

    I think its the best version of her.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the mole dies off, anything to do with Other M really.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, considering Samus Returns and Dread both opted to keep the Other M design, I wouldn’t be holding my breath.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the few enjoyable things about growing old is having the opportunity to see people you hate finally fricking die. For me, it's Sakamoto. Begone, hideous rat. I hope Yokoi lectures you in the afterlife.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wiener prefers right, but since I'm not a porn addict who needs to fap to every female toon, left makes more sense. Dolled up Samus is a disservice to her character.

    Pic related is an improvement, but even this one has completely unnecessary make-up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm trans btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What character? Everyone keeps talking about her non-existent character development. Metroid games have never been about that, and the only one that was was universally panned.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Metroid Prime Pinball had great character development.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not development, just character.
        Samus has always been presented as a stoic, shoot-first-ask-later, no-nonsense badass who just happens to be a (Heavily genetically-modified and technologically-augmented) woman, Other M was so contentious because it challenged this characterization so hard, going well past humanizaiton and landing squarely in soap opera drama prostitute.
        Samus already had a personality as shown by small moments in Super, Fusion, Echoes and Corruption; in Super we see she's loving to animals, in Fusion she reminisces about Adam in a fond manner, in Echoes she gently closes the soldier's eyelid and helps the Luminoth even if she will get nothing for it and in Corruption she quietly mourns for the fallen hunters; Samus was always a kind-hearted person, but her station as the greatest hunter in the galaxy and general environment of war and destruction demanded that she kept these displays to a minimum, lest they became a weakness.
        Other M in contrast presents her as a childish, juvenile and hyperemotional woman with an electra complex and who freezes up in the face of danger, the character assassination was so thorough they even noticeably reduce her height and muscle mass; hell, even the suit was made to look thinner and daintier.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Samus has always been presented as a stoic, shoot-first-ask-later, no-nonsense badass who just happens to be a (Heavily genetically-modified and technologically-augmented) woman
          Headcanon

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The way she looks in Hunters.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    mole ruined samus

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh god. Please don't let this thread turn into people fapping to the "Shake Off Gandrayda" stuff again.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This thread is a repeat from the one last night. May as well talk about Gandrayda's orgasm while we're playing greatest hits

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          "YEAAAAAH!"
          *SPLOOGE*

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            wait wtf is this real?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. She takes sadistic pleasure in hurting Samus. But she was corrupted by Dark Samus at this point and had vowed to present her with Samus' bloody helmet. So in reality, she was just trying to rip her helmet off of her or otherwise pound her into submission.

              [...]
              [...]
              Metroid Fandom: we don't like Other M!

              Also Metroid fandom:

              The difference being that this is small, tiny section of a boss fight that most players wouldn't have seen that involves an otherwise decent boss character and the other is Metroid Other M. Can't judge games by how good or bad they are by how many people wank to them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Think I had a stroke writing that last part. But yeah, people can jerk off to Samus in and out of the suit however they want without it affecting whether they like the game or not.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think other m was incredibly mediocre. I also get hard whenever I think about the bug enemies that hump her in that game https://youtu.be/CHs30K5ekWU?si=kb1MWs6djecWkNa5&t=12

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah well who doesnt

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                HOW THE FRICK DID THIS GET PAST THE ESRB TOO?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah this one puzzles me, the designers were so aware of how sexual it looked that they made it so its the only death in the game where samus does NOT dissolve into her zero suit. how the esrb signed off on samus getting humped by bugs with a t rating will always surprise me

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Other M has so many great instances of that sexy bounty hunter getting fricking destroyed by low level enemies and creatures. Legitimately the best thing about that game is how Samus is built up as this stoic badass but they make her so weak. Love seeing her helpless like that. Can't explain why but I do.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                HOW THE FRICK DID THIS GET PAST THE ESRB TOO?

                yeah this one puzzles me, the designers were so aware of how sexual it looked that they made it so its the only death in the game where samus does NOT dissolve into her zero suit. how the esrb signed off on samus getting humped by bugs with a t rating will always surprise me

                I think you guys really need to go out

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How small is this b***h?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's pretty short and stout. But yeah, the disconnect between the size of Samus' head and helmet and the "Shake Off Gandrayda" attacks is definitely something a lot of people notice. That is if they're not jerking off or whatever.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yall talking about the purple lesbian chick right? what game was she in?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prime 3. Apt that you remember her as that, because people be pleasuring themselves thinking about her on top of Samus and shit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                metroid fans either be talking about how hot samus is / porn related subject matter or be hating on the zero suit with no in between

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's pretty short and stout. But yeah, the disconnect between the size of Samus' head and helmet and the "Shake Off Gandrayda" attacks is definitely something a lot of people notice. That is if they're not jerking off or whatever.

              Gandrayda can canonically alter her body mass to any size, that's how she just as easily transforms into Samus, Rundas and Ghor despite all of them being larger than her and also the GF soldier who is shorter than Samus.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which makes it all the more puzzling when she decides to try to engage with Samus physically. Given that she's more powerful when transformed ... why would she ever opt to do that? And why would she try to physically overpower Samus when she's physically weaker than her?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                To me it reads as phazon corruption fricking with their brains, Rundas regains consciousness for a second and kills himself, Ghor completely stops speaking despite the fact that he hated being trated like a machine and Gandrayda just goes nuts and fights like a crazy person.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                To me it reads as phazon corruption fricking with their brains, Rundas regains consciousness for a second and kills himself, Ghor completely stops speaking despite the fact that he hated being trated like a machine and Gandrayda just goes nuts and fights like a crazy person.

                Phazon corruption definitely made her more feral. She's trying to first loosen Samus' helmet and then pull it off in one of them, and the other three are her attempt to smash through the visor or severely damage it. Technically, it's all in service of her goal to bring Samus' bloody helmet to Dark Samus as tribute.

                Obviously, she would never be successful canonically, but if Gandrayda did defeat Samus, she wanted her bloody helmet as a prize. Kind of fricked up if you really think about it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you seem to know your lore. what do you think of the whole orgasm thing people keep bringing up?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unlikely given that it's a T rated Metroid game created by Nintendo. Obviously Gandrayda is deriving some level of enjoyment from dominating Samus, but it's not really that sadistic in nature. She enjoys it because she is competitive and wants to finally defeat her. And yeah, sure - it's obviously a massive upset for her to be beating Samus, but that doesn't mean she's getting off to it. Y'all need to chill with that stuff.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's an underdog bounty hunter compared to her, and her lore explicitly states she wants to surpass her. Not hump her. Big difference.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you sure about that? cuz the up and down motion starts when she looks like shes having an orgasm and idk https://youtu.be/zUjY7aIVx6s

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm with anon on this one, looks like she be humping on her

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you sure about that? cuz the up and down motion starts when she looks like shes having an orgasm and idk https://youtu.be/zUjY7aIVx6s

                It doesn't matter what's canon at that point, because realistically, Samus likely always shook her off easily and beat her soundly.

                If y'all want to see that she's humping her and successfully overpowering her because you enjoy that reality more, fricking go for it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >breathes on your visor
                Nasty b***h

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The comments section on that video is filled with people enjoying it, and I've honestly just learned to accept that ANYTHING involving Samus will be jerk offd too, including someone weird purple chick breathing on her visor.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                is it really that weird? people jerk off to her in her armor, so like

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you wanna press your dick into the metal of her suit go for it but it would probably hurt and i dont think shed like it very much

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That video is edited though. She doesn't grunt like that when Gandrayda grabs her normally, and the "up and down" part is actually what happens if you try to shake her off. So the person playing either started trying to shake her off while she was laughing or it was intentional to make it look like she was humping her.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                so samus just sits in silence while gandrayda pounds on her?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No no - she still does her normal light attack grunts occasionally because she is taking damage. She has special medium and heavy attack grunts in MP3:C for higher damage attacks (like when she steps in fuel gel), but those shouldn't be what's playing. Meaning the video was edited by someone who added them in.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                damn do i need therapy cuz its late and im horny and that video made my pp excited

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                let it alllllllllllll out

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah thinking about gandrayda rubbing it on her oooooo gets me good

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                never any cosplay shared here, not sure why

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                because real women scare most people here

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                because three dimensional piggus disgusting

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          "YEAAAAAH!"
          *SPLOOGE*

          Metroid Fandom: we don't like Other M!

          Also Metroid fandom:

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous
  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    None, Metroid is terrible

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Melee Samus.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    right. love that Aya Brea style hair

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open samus thread
    >no porn bait images
    ?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ball Samus

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >which samus?
    THIS ONE
    The only unique one
    Just making her a blonde girl was the worst mistake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Samus only had inconsistent hair colors because of system limitations.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just making her a blonde girl was the worst mistake
      As opposed to the original brunette?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This one

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really is the best design, all the bulk from Prime, none of the piss yellow brushed aluminum from Other M.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Samus's upgrades across the 3 games slowly bimbofy her more and more across installments

    why yes I think I will buy your game, Nintendo once again are geniuses.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing through all the 2D games for the first time. I'm on Dread now.
    One think I dislike is how handhold-y the games progressively gets with cutscenes. One of my favorite things about the early games was that you just drop into weird hostile planets and you're on your own to figure shit out.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely can't tell if this is a new thread or the same one from yesterday. Serious deja vu shit
    Are you guys seriously just making the exact same posts again?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exact same Other M wankfest that we've had for about 13 years.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't remember people talking about the bugs though. That one is new.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's called Ryona anon. People enjoy seeing girls getting hurt, especially pretty ones. Metroid Other M represents Samus at her weakest and prettiest. Non-fans flocked to it and glorified it as an incredible Ryona game, and some still lurk these threads looking to talk about it with each other and jerk off to it together.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            BDSMetroid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, the date on the OP is 02/29/24, so I'm guessing this is literally the thread from yesterday and it's just long-lived for Ganker. Somehow.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably only alive because people are writing fap fics about OM and Gandrayda for the past two hours.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Timezones fren

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just wanted to talk about how cool Crocomire's boss fight is with the whole tug of war thing but these weirdos be talking about bugs and shit and I want no part of that.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoeflation.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Might be an unpopular opinion but I don't like how Samus looks in Zero Mission. She looks like a bimbo. She looked a lot better in every Metroid game before it.
    I don't care about her depictions in Smash shit because that's after Nintendo fell to the waifu hentai mafia (KILL DAISY AND ROSALINA)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just because she has no fricking nose

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Return to tradition

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ermmm... this is problematic, actually.
      https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/6719/

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't even make a simple sprite swap without fricking up the code
        t-thanks

  36. 3 months ago
    sage

    The best samus is the one you like the most Also why has there been an influx of threads with that homosexual screeching about Other M? Did he get tired of shitting up Zelda threads or what?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That kind of posting has been around for a while, it even follows the same script with little variation. It may not even be ACgay but some other troll mimicking his shtick. Wouldn't be surprised if the person is responding to himself since the ACgay act is spottable from a country away

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Retro's version, not nintendo's.
    I wish they never worked for nintendo, so weren't ruined bu them. They made stuff nintendo took credit for. Same as rareware. Could have been much more mature and still be refined.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >someone got so mad that Samus was made to look better in the newer games that they drew her ugly to ''own le heckin' chuds''
    What mental illness is this?
    That drawing is just seething

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      People have been seething over sexy Samus ever since Other M

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sonicgay artcuck gets tired of nitpicking stupid shit in the character designs from his favorite franchise so hard he decides to... do the exact same with another franchise
    I guess old habits do die hard

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is Ganker fuming at a funny twitter picture?

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one told me that metroid was the same person as samus from smash brothers

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