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>green flu causes a mutation in the subject's crotch wound >the special is partially bisected, almost up to the chest >the oozer's long strides allows it to move faster than any other infected, covering its trail with putrid, damaging pools of pus
>airborne >kills it's hosts within a few weeks-months >mutates aggressively leaving no chance to cure
If it's not designed super rabies then it's alien, no way that shit just comes around naturally
i'd be a LEGGER like a hunter/charger/boomer mix since im large with massive legs and a good size belly but my arms are weak comparitively so my gameplay would be running in quick, wall jumping and jumping off of survivors, knocking them to the ground and running to the next one to knock down another with a big kick. regular attack is a sizeable jump+knockdown or walljump and special attack is a flying dropkick that pushes way back+knockdown
>Hunters
Fit bros with comfy fashion, also fricking tweaking. >Witches
I shouldn't stick my dick in crazy... However... >Boomers
Fat nerds that everyone likes. Lazy frick, though. >Chargers
Literally just jerk off all day erry day. Not judging. >Tank
No, bro, I'm not mirin. Just go bench some cars or something. >Jockeys
Glad you're having fun, man, but shut the hell up. >Wandering Witches
Just ignore the attention prostitute. Even if she's hot. >Smokers
Dude smoke unfiltered next time! I can hear you before I smell you. >Spitters
Stop, we're already dead! Don't be a Karen, Karen.
I would be a male witch. I‘d actively roam the map and fight normal infected for fun, but immediately chase after non-infected challengers, if I spot them. I would fight them, but my goal is to have fun. Not kill them instantly. As long as they give me a challenge, I won‘t rage. Maybe there can be a high risk/high reward way to get rid of me by having me walk into an agitated female witch.
BASED DIGITS
uhhh probably a jockey since it's that's i already look like one anyway
A boomer cause I'm a fat frick.
I smoked a pack a day for 20 years
I'm only a pack a week smoker but my tongue can stick out over 2.5 inches. I don't just touch my nose, I can pick it with my tongue.
The 30 year old boomer
Hunter because I'm short, fit and snarl aggressively at strangers.
c-cute!
that must be that feller who jerk offs all day long
literally me
None of them.
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
What do cute trans girls turn into?
Tanks due to hormone abuse
Waifus
>cr0wns you
heh nothing personnel
charger or tank from hormone and masturbation addiction.
boomers because of how disgusting they are
ywnbaw so definitely not a witch, spitter, or female boomer
Jockeys or Spitters, homosexual.
Do I look like some sorta queer to you?
Dead before infection, strangely the only visible injury is a horrific gore in the groin area
trans special infected would be a based idea for l4d3, it would be some twisted abomination that the player wouldnt hesitate to kill on sight
>green flu causes a mutation in the subject's crotch wound
>the special is partially bisected, almost up to the chest
>the oozer's long strides allows it to move faster than any other infected, covering its trail with putrid, damaging pools of pus
Since this is l4d thread I'll ask. Was green flu a bioweapon test gone wrong or it was natural occurrence.
It mutates constantly, airborne and leaves no avenue for study, it's a bioweapon.
>airborne
>kills it's hosts within a few weeks-months
>mutates aggressively leaving no chance to cure
If it's not designed super rabies then it's alien, no way that shit just comes around naturally
Super rabies with mutagenic effects based on genetic/hormonal factors is definitely a bioweapon
>bioweapon test gone wrong
you would think they would have implied this in the sacrifice comic but they didn't
You have to be mentally moronic to think lolxdsorandumb masturbation jokes are funny.
Would having five grams of creatine everyday turn me into a tank?
I want to be a jockey
I love those funny little guys
Got 7 other dudes together this past weekend to play a private versus lobby, shit was so fun. It's been well over a decade since I played versus.
I'd be a cool environmental storytelling corpse with a tier 1 weapon or handgun next to my body
>"Heh looks like your reputation precedes you, Francis! This one blew his brains out as well. At least he's got a tier 1 hunting rifle."
lets face it. we all wanna be cool hunters
we all gonna be jockeys
obviously tank since I'm a chad
>what 4chuds think they'd actually become
>vs
>reality
probably a jockey, I am gonna hump on women when I turned into a zombie
triple double witness!
i'd be a LEGGER like a hunter/charger/boomer mix since im large with massive legs and a good size belly but my arms are weak comparitively so my gameplay would be running in quick, wall jumping and jumping off of survivors, knocking them to the ground and running to the next one to knock down another with a big kick. regular attack is a sizeable jump+knockdown or walljump and special attack is a flying dropkick that pushes way back+knockdown
>WATCHOUT WE GOTTA LEGGER OVA HEUHH
forgot pic
I'd be a tank but I would spawn in an area with no cars and die immediately
Could something stronger than a tank exist?
We've only seen like 2 weeks into the infection. I mean a tank could even be an early stage in development rather than the end of the line.
Burger tank
I'm a manlet so, Ellis! Is that you?! (best SI in versus).
Heh, his arm is big because he's always jacking off.
Probably spitter, I seem to get a lot of spit in my mouth especially when I'm trying to sleep.
Femboy version of the Witch.
A boomer cause I'm a fat frick, if I weren't a fat frick I'd be a Tank because I'm REALLY FRICKING ANGERY
BEST TO WORST
>Hunters
Fit bros with comfy fashion, also fricking tweaking.
>Witches
I shouldn't stick my dick in crazy... However...
>Boomers
Fat nerds that everyone likes. Lazy frick, though.
>Chargers
Literally just jerk off all day erry day. Not judging.
>Tank
No, bro, I'm not mirin. Just go bench some cars or something.
>Jockeys
Glad you're having fun, man, but shut the hell up.
>Wandering Witches
Just ignore the attention prostitute. Even if she's hot.
>Smokers
Dude smoke unfiltered next time! I can hear you before I smell you.
>Spitters
Stop, we're already dead! Don't be a Karen, Karen.
Extremely reddit post, what the frick.
>tranime
>tranime
Wow, you really are a tourist.
Piss off anytime.
Yeup that bout sums it all up!
>not fat
>not buff
>not a parkourgay
>not a smoker
>not a hick
>not a cripple/have dementia
>not a woman
So I'm just gonna be a common infected
So you're an NPC.
What if he plays vs AI?
Then they're all NPCs, and he's the only real one...
i want to fight a giant tank
I would be a male witch. I‘d actively roam the map and fight normal infected for fun, but immediately chase after non-infected challengers, if I spot them. I would fight them, but my goal is to have fun. Not kill them instantly. As long as they give me a challenge, I won‘t rage. Maybe there can be a high risk/high reward way to get rid of me by having me walk into an agitated female witch.
>15 years later
>every co-op game still names enemies with an "-er" naming scheme
why do they do it
jockey because I'm a manlet
omg you're me!!! XD
>
witch or charger i guess
i dont really have a trait other than being lonely weirdo
>been drinking to scoops of creatine daily for weeks
either a tank or a boomer, solid 50/50
I would turn into a boomer because I'm fat and old.