If you don't wipe after using the bidet then there's a good chance you smell btw. I know a guy who started using only a bidet and he started smelling like shit.
Imagine a wild monkey throws its shit at you and all you do is wipe it off with a tissue. You are all disgusting Indians to me and I am literally perfecf and better than you because of my clean butthole.
>back roll gets less than 10% votes >I don't wipe my ass somehow has more than double the votes back roll gets >front roll wins the votes and categories by a landslide
just like every other splatfest we've had lately
Backroll if you have kids or cats who will paw down at the roll, frontroll if anything else. Backroll isn't objectively wrong, it's just the TP equivalent of having those little safety plugs in your power outlets.
front
garden hose
Neither. If I wanted to wipe my ass with a paper, I'd move to india and save myself the tp price.
It's bidet or nothing
indians don't use tp
might as well book your ticket to india because they don't use TP just like you
If you don't wipe after using the bidet then there's a good chance you smell btw. I know a guy who started using only a bidet and he started smelling like shit.
i use soap too moron
>you smell more if you cleanly wash the shit with water than if you wipe it with 1 atom wide paper
He probably doesn't wash his hands.
Back roll gays are unironically mouth breathing liberal Nazi incest babies who smell bad
You cannot refute this.
They probably have cats, so yeah.
I don't wipe my ass
>using toilet paper at all
Bidet then blow dried, finally my wife’s tongue
I have a tongue to clean it
>male in a bidet country
What even is Toilet Paper again?
I don't wipe my ass, sir
Bidet master race.
Imagine a wild monkey throws its shit at you and all you do is wipe it off with a tissue. You are all disgusting Indians to me and I am literally perfecf and better than you because of my clean butthole.
Same.
>mfw some "developed world" homosexual tries to act superior while having his butthole full of shit
I just put a roll on top of a water tank
The correct one
>back roll gets less than 10% votes
>I don't wipe my ass somehow has more than double the votes back roll gets
>front roll wins the votes and categories by a landslide
just like every other splatfest we've had lately
Do people really care that much about this skub tier shit? Where is the "however it ends up when I put it" option?
I use leaves.
Three shells
for me its wet wipe and then a tiny bit of toilet paper to make sure its dry
no
the paper sticks to your ass
youre wiping too hard
This has been solved years ago
Front ends up giving more paper than you need.
Back lets you be more precise.
Backroll if you have kids or cats who will paw down at the roll, frontroll if anything else. Backroll isn't objectively wrong, it's just the TP equivalent of having those little safety plugs in your power outlets.
You can't stop me.
I get it, because of the pajeeta 5head
Lel
None. I have a dog. Schlop, schlop, schlop and it's all clean.
Since when do white women post on Ganker?
>ukrainian flag
frick off
>all the bidet replies
Do all american homes comes with one instaled or what???