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Red has two people cooperating, red will win.
blue. despite having a furry on that side, red has multiple anime pfps and a bot; while bluechads had a russkie and funny tf2 meme. and cool Zach reference
Red has Yusuke so them.
>Join blu
>Vote kick RaeTheVixen
>switch to red
Red, because the second highest scoring player on Blue was the guy eating sandwiches in the middle of the map.
BLU looks like it has considerably less moronation
Blue and it's not even close
2 heavys > 2 soldiers
2 scouts > 2 spies
BLU all the way
Don't forget blu's medic will actually heal other players while Reds medic is too busy sucking their heavy online BF's dick to care.
random
Blue. Russians > chinks
Join team blue and pull up DarknessGamer's stream on my other monitor and troll the frick out of him.
Unless that's the irl Pekora in which case I go red
the twitch streamer will carry for free
>COOL SMOKING SKULL
BLU of course. I don't need anymore justification.
Where's eric mendez and pablo gonzalez?
blu because it has the rad skull guy on it
RED because BLU has a friendly Heavy so they're basically down a player.
Blue and it's not even close
Red will probably win but I join BLU because I have standards.
>Which team are you joining?
I pick random and proceed to try my absolute hardest with whichever class my team is missing.
>tranime profiles
just leave the server
I pick the losing team and carry them to victory and start berating the other team.
I don't think COOL SMOKING SKULL, MAV and BEAST can compare to Mesh, Pussy Destroyer and Xi Jinping. The others are just okay or actually doing nothing.
dont forget andy. he's got 10k hours in the game but no hats and has a bind that says "andy" every time he gets a kill
BLU
Furries go fricking hard in TF2
yep blu for me, decent analysis
RED, just to shout racial slurs on mic & adult sprays to get the streaming gay banned.
I'd say Red has more hurdles than Blue (Assuming this is Defense/Attack)
>Red
>Has to deal with a AFK/Newbie Engie that doesn't speak English
>Has a Scout with a Streamer name
>A Demoknight
>A squeaky Spy
But they also have
>A Competent sounding Sniper
>A Heavy Medic Duo that might co-op REALLY well to defend the team (Assuming she uses Kritzkreig and Heavy tosses out his Sandviches)
>A Cooler Spy that could easily just switch to Engineer to cover for his team because he's not above switching class to assist
>A good Soldier player, simple as
>A Racist Pyro
>A GOD Soldier (in my experience asian names are extremely competent)
>Blue
>Another Competent Soldier, will be dueling with Red's
>A good Engineer that supports his team with Dispensers and good teleporter locations
>A Furry Pyro with a Trans Rights Sign to counter the Racist one on Red
>A GOD Demo that Donks
>A decent Scout (Ageless)
>A decent Heavy
But they have some burdens too
>The Squeaker Scout
>Drunk Vatnik/Gopnik Russian that's most likely cheating (classical not bots)
>A stressed Medic that clearly doesn't want to be the team's cumbawd
>The Friendly is the worst of the whole bunch. At least most of the problem people are just inexperience or kids. This guy is just throwing on purpose
The Wildcard here is the spy on Blu. The name says "I'm edgy as frick and 14", but the avatar then adds "BUT, I have good taste and game manners."
Rate my analysis.
Join blue, go heavy, join pootis man.
BLU, red got too many homosexuals.
join blu
pick spy
disguise as friendly heavy and then backstab enemies when they don't expect it
they attack friendly heavy on reflex, enraging him and turning him into a legitimate player
Red has that Heavy/Medic e-dater combo and Slam! strikes me as a Sniper main with 4k hours, experience in CS:GO, and a private profile that dominates the server 50 points ahead of second place. Blu only has andy who's probably some ESEA-tier Scout
I don't play Reddit Fortress.
I play Ganker Fortress.
Also random.
Red has more otaku and edgelords, while blu has more memelords. I would go with red
TEAMS ARE BEING SCRAMBLED!!
How would you guys balance it?
Put Slam, the Russian sniper, and andy all on the same team.
Blue easy. Despite the friendly everyone else would be a lot more useful in the most annoying way. Medic and his fat girlfriend combo have nothing against boner soldier and cheeki sniper ivan, mav being a nintodler has more credability as an engineer puts him higher than a fricking beaner who came from xbox live.
red so I can kill the friendly heavy gay over and over
Red, I want to cause maximum damage so when I win and say Black person i know darknessgamer will also be damaged making it so I can beat 12 people instead of just 11.
Not reading the thread, red any day so I can have a threesome with the heavy med. Also pekora and yusuke guys will be cool
>Best players on the server
Slam!
Russian Sniper
Heavy/Medic duo on RED
COOL SMOKING SKULL
Ageless Warrior
>Good players
RaeTheVixen
Mesh
Dr. Fartnuts
MAV
Reaper
Weeb soldier
>So-so
HolyPaladin
Pussy Destroyer
Xi Jinping
Savitar432[PL]
BEAST
>Useless
sancho.vaqueras.2006
pootis man (friendly)
sonicexekid16
.tv/DarknessGamer
>Either the single best player on the server or a literal child
andy
O, my random crit kills me every time
>COOL SMOKING SKULL
Hello, Roland_THTG
SSS MAXIMUM RANK TIER
>COOL SMOKING SKELETON (MAX HEAT ULTIMATE BURST GIANT GIGACHAD)
>Slam! (GOD USOPP CHADS)
>Pussy Destroyer (Chad)
>MAV (based pfp)
>andy (frick yeah)
>Dr. Fartnuts (based no gives a frick gamer/is medic)
>Reaper (cool guy)
A Good tier
>HolyPaladin (nice enough guy i guess, bit autistic)
>Mesh (cool as frick but totally average)
>Xi Jinping (winnie the pooh looking ass but alright)
>Russian dude (skilled but fricking scary)
>BEAST (skilled but normie)
>Ageless Warrior (gay but cool gay)
C Bad tier
>Both GLR gays (clangays but good)
>sonicexekid16 (babby's first creepypasta)
>Savitar432 (rando, why the frick)
>sanchero.vaqueras.2006 (OMEGA zoomer but probably fun to frick with)
>japanese name (homosexual autist but probably autistically good too)
FFF FAILURE TIER
>.tv/DarknessGamer (STREAMERgay)
>RaeTheVixen (pyro furry what the hell frick you)
In conclusion I select BLU team because my Black person COOL SMOKING SCKELETON IS ON THE TEAM, then I will votekick RaeTheVixen promptly.
blue and flirt with Rae
>blue team has two scouts and a furry
Red team, easy.
RED so I can clown on the homosexual ass friendly.
RED so I can go Pyro and protect that engie like he's my son.
>Which team are you joining?
Red. Only a fool doesn't ally with Kaz.
andy will single handedly curbstomp red