Which video game character could defeat Cthulhu?
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Which video game character could defeat Cthulhu?
Which video game character could defeat Cthulhu?
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asura
A FRICKING BOAT
Anyone that has suicide immunity
Godzilla
Dante
Cthulhu took a 1900's boat to the face and decided to go back to sleep.
Godzilla fought through all of the layers of Hell and won.
Also like most old ones and similar, Godzilla is a universal force of nature. A manifestation of the folly of humanity, and exists mostly to punish them.
>Godzilla fought through all of the layers of Hell and won
[Speech 100] You will elaborate.
Alice!
Its some gay comic just Google godzilla hell comic and you'll probably find it
Godzilla in Hell is a 6 or so issue miniseries. In which Godzilla goes to Hell, fights all of Hell, wins, and gets out of Hell. Art is gorgeous.
>Art is gorgeous.
It takes a massive nosedive at space Godzilla unfortunately
>paradise lost reference
neat
>I saw something so INDESCRIBABLY SCARY that if I tell you anything about it you’ll GO INSANE AND LITERALLY DIE OF FRIGHT!
>ps I hate Black folk
Why is this guy remembered at all?
Because if you actually read his works you'd know that isn't what happens. The funny part is he constantly says how its an indescribable horror. Then proceeds to describe it in the next sentence more often than not. I'm not sure where the meme of INCOMPREHENSIBLE HORROR came from.
Some mindless powerful creature, maybe a virus or a parasite of aome kind
Isn't this the guy who sent secondaries into a tizzy by debunking the azathoth dreams reality meme
male_07 with a physgun
Godzilla killed god/satan/whatever
Cthulhu is a glorified janitor, he's never been actually important in the mythos compared to the other entities
>he's never been actually important in the mythos compared to the other entities
is "the one above all" the most important one?
If by that you mean Yog-Sothoth, then yes.
Bendy
Sol Badguy
Many Megaten protagonists.
What does Cthulu can even do beside making people go insane with le spooky dream, not to mention that he was sent back to sleep by a fricking boat.
I don’t think the boat did anything to him really he just happened to only be waking up for a short time. The boat just made him stop to regenerate for a minute while they ran away.
wojaks and their derivatives as well as the word "slop" has fricking ruined all online discourse, doesn't even matter the subject
Nah, they help. Because you can instantly dismiss any moron using the word "slop" or posting wojaks. It's as good of a moron filter as you can get.
Might as well not engage at all then considering that's all I see when I try
Cthulhu is fricking boring when he's just a big tentacle monster. Him, and all of Black personman's owner's works only work when they're cognitohazards, which are moronic to try and powerlevelgay with.
>which are moronic to try and powerlevelgay with
Unfortunately, comic fiction has created entities far more conceptually bullshit than HP ever dreamed of.
Nah. Comic fiction gets anhilated by Xuanxia, internet, and dubiously uknown books HARD (specialy the latter)
Chang manga and lite novels is still comic books, anon.
>Chang [BOOKS] and lite novels is still comic books, anon
???
>era of endlessly-recycled memes
I hate the Internet
Original Trilogy Kratos could kill Cthulu easy
bump
Jackie Chan
(clears throat)
BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE
HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR
BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY
CANDLEJACK
THE CANDY MAN
LORD MOLDYBUTT
FRICK YOU SOON THIS THREAD WI
If he can beat the daughter I'm sure he's got a good chance
OH NO CTHULHU WATCH OUT!
godzilla has a cute moth gf so who really won at the end of the day?
Depends, are the stars right? If the stars are right then nothing should stop Cthulhu's dominion over Earth, and if the stars aren't right anyone who can demolish a building or two can out him back to sleep.
Part of being a Great Old One means subscribing to Nyarlathotep's grand design, which means prophecy and fate will support you. Cthulhu is not the great villain to be cast down; he is the hero of the Deep Ones, who will rise and save them all at the promised hour. Squid King Arthur.