when females have distinctly male skeletal animations I don't even bother playing the game.
fromsoft games have pretty dogshit animations at the best of times but that shit is just insanely lazy. women don't move like men.
In DS1 they have completely different skeletal animation. If you walk slowly you see that they sway their hips slowly while males move more straight on
Dark Souls 1 and 3 do a very good job of differentiating male and female animations, giving female characters a hip sway that is invocative of wider hips. Dark Souls 3 specifically has a 10/10 female walk animation.
Then Elden Ring ruined it and made women move like men. It's uncanny as shit but I guess everyone is just used to women looking like men so nobody complains.
Did they really change it? I haven't played a woman yet so hadn't noticed.
Makes sense it's not a priority since a female Tarnished doesn't even make sense I'm canon. Can't become Elden Lord as a rug-munching dike you need to pump Marika full of cummies or the game makes zero sense.
But only the female side is a God. Radagon isn't a God you can't be Elden Lord boning him. You need to be male and you need to impregnate Marika over and over again while she orgasms again and again at the hands of the man who killed her husband and children.
Monster Hunter did the same thing and now the women walk like men in Rise/Sunbreak. It's aggravating because the female NPCs still have the hip sway walking animation.
Did they really change it? I haven't played a woman yet so hadn't noticed.
Makes sense it's not a priority since a female Tarnished doesn't even make sense I'm canon. Can't become Elden Lord as a rug-munching dike you need to pump Marika full of cummies or the game makes zero sense.
I think you can't actually do the soul dupe glitch with a female character because they have different animations. Female characters have additional frames after moving/attacking/using an item where there knees move closer together when returning to the neutral stance.
All soldiers are men.
Women in a very sexualized warrior gear do exist, but they are prostitutes who are servicing soldiers. Soldiers like it that way.
Battle Brother did awaken a certain appreciation for gritty fantasy where women know not to takr up arms and get curbstomped and raped on the battlefield.
It's also probably the best-written procedural game I've ever played.
Shame the combat is dogshit and the game costs like 3 or 4 times its worth.
Right. I dont really play games to play dressup with women, but I like that its there for people that do. Wish more games just did both.
The worst thing they would take from the right is that the women have to be ugly for it to be realistic. I have no idea where these designers live but normal women do not look like mashed potatoes.
>women have to be ugly for it to be realistic
Isn't this disrespectful toward women who serve in real life? > if you are soldier then you are ugly
They don't have to be ugly to be realistic, but they probably won't have perfect skin, makeup, fake lashes, lipstick and styled (and colored) hair. I've never been in a war but I'd wager that there's not alot of time and resources to waste on that.
If the game allows males to add things to look more "cool" and masculine and flashy when in the field, then it is unfair to refuse females the same extravagance.
Pure "function over style" is a very 20th century conscript army mentality, and also sounds very military nerd larp-y.
Soldiers, knights and mercenaries always wanted to look cool, fabulous and classy. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the assumption that in a pseudo-historic medieval or renaissance setting with professional female soldiers they would want to look like hot giga stacies.
When when you're out on the front lines, you get a lot of downtime.
It's not uncommon for soldiers to spend a lot of time grooming themselves, and back in the day it was pretty normal for people to try and look their best before heading into battle.
One of the incredibly few things I appreciated that shitheap Guild Wars 2 for is that it was very libertarian with its outfit theme selection, going from the plainest and most unassuming armor to the flashiest and bawdtiest peawiener eyerape you can imagine in an MMO, and everything inbetween, for men and women, and I would dabble in every wnd of the spectrum with my fashion depending on how inspired I felt.
>fight western female warrior >parry her slash attack >go for a slash across her exposed thigh >cut her femoral artery >she collapses to the ground and begins to bleed out >I immediately get on my knees and remove her breastplate exposing her voluminous breasts >begin sucking on her breasts to get a mouthful of her sweet sweet mommy milk >simultaneously fingering her pussy at the same time >now that her last moments as she dies will be giving me sweet milkies in my mouth and squirting from her pussy >mfw she dies in my arms just as I drink the last of her milk >I get up, milk running from my mouth, pussyjuice on my fingers, and blood on my knees >look down >my peepee is hard >jerk off with my milk and blood covered hands >cum on her corpse >retrieve my blade and continue walking
>fight korean mmo female warrior >parry her slash attack >go for a slash across her exposed thigh >cut her femoral artery >she collapses to the ground and begins to bleed out >I immediately get on my knees and remove her breastplate exposing her voluminous breasts >begin sucking on her breasts to get a mouthful of her sweet sweet mommy milk >simultaneously fingering her pussy at the same time >now that her last moments as she dies will be giving me sweet milkies in my mouth and squirting from her pussy >mfw she dies in my arms just as I drink the last of her milk >I get up, milk running from my mouth, pussyjuice on my fingers, and blood on my knees >look down >my peepee is hard >jerk off with my milk and blood covered hands >cum on her corpse >retrieve my blade and continue walking
this anon is more accurate because her doomplate bikini plate armor of destruction gives over 9350 defense on top of slashing resist so she would just deflect his blow then begin destroying his butthole with her two-handed great sword of pegging +7
On the left the woman's armor actually seems more practical the man's. Despite the lack of greaves, and exposed chest and stomach, they have close to equal coverage. And the woman can actually articulate her abdomen (unless of course it's made of magic flexible metal :^)). She could just use a shield to make up for the exposed areas. That is to say the armor in general looks like ass and I wish artists would use real life references for armor instead of D&D art.
Woman on left is going to bend over once to pick up her purse and the pointy bottom end of her breastplate is going to puncture straight into her stomach
Dark souls really has frick all armor for women. I don't think even coolers can justify playing a girl in those games. Besides the fact they all look like stretched out goblins because of the models.
haha imagine confessing your love to her and then she gets really embarrassed and lots of steam escapes the vents and eyelets while the visor glows a faint red
I think individual armor sets should not have drastically different models for different genders. But there should still be skimpy coombait armors and you can make male characters wear them too.
its funny they think its some equal bullshit but its actually pure laziness because both genders use the same skeleton and model also which is why all the characters are equally hideous
from games are fun but 3D model and animation wise they're lazy AF they've been using the same animations for over a decade for all souls games starting from demon souls we are still using the same run, 2h sword swinging, parry, backstab, casting etc animations from demon souls to elden ring even some sound effects are literally from kings field
Bikini Armor is peak, but really having both options is nice. The biggest thing is that it fits the tone. IF the game is really stylized and "out there" then we can have less practical designs and it's fine. Tacticool shit all starts to blur together after a while
that's h*ckin' epic
Why would a npc wearing masculine armour drop Female armour for you to wear?
game on the left?
ArcheAge
Both.
The right is a game made exclusively for men, the left is your typical mmo that has way more appeal for women.
Really makes you think.
Left looks moronic to anyone who isn't a dumb horny teen or coomer.
I'm a shameless coomer and even I think it looks stupid.
right of course
and remove boob armor too
For me, it's Goldmask's set.
>Wearing armour
The best classes, barbarians, monks and mages, do not NEED armour.
>can't figure out if body type a or b has vegana
>kill myself
hi r/gamingcirclejerk! how you doin?
I want moster games dammit
Nice bardiche design
didn't realize this was a god-tier character design thread
Left
Left. It means twice the armor for me to play with. Hot babe as a bonus.
>Everything has to say "Body type a/b" now because the trannies have successfully erased the words men and women.
Until games start mixing it up it's still male/female.
I don't think I've seen one that randomly swaps them.
when females have distinctly male skeletal animations I don't even bother playing the game.
fromsoft games have pretty dogshit animations at the best of times but that shit is just insanely lazy. women don't move like men.
In DS1 they have completely different skeletal animation. If you walk slowly you see that they sway their hips slowly while males move more straight on
doesn't DS3 have a ring that swaps animations
Dark Souls 1 and 3 do a very good job of differentiating male and female animations, giving female characters a hip sway that is invocative of wider hips. Dark Souls 3 specifically has a 10/10 female walk animation.
Then Elden Ring ruined it and made women move like men. It's uncanny as shit but I guess everyone is just used to women looking like men so nobody complains.
Did they really change it? I haven't played a woman yet so hadn't noticed.
Makes sense it's not a priority since a female Tarnished doesn't even make sense I'm canon. Can't become Elden Lord as a rug-munching dike you need to pump Marika full of cummies or the game makes zero sense.
Marika is a troony anon.
But only the female side is a God. Radagon isn't a God you can't be Elden Lord boning him. You need to be male and you need to impregnate Marika over and over again while she orgasms again and again at the hands of the man who killed her husband and children.
Monster Hunter did the same thing and now the women walk like men in Rise/Sunbreak. It's aggravating because the female NPCs still have the hip sway walking animation.
>he doesn't like the shortstack all-muscle tomboy goddesses of MH walking with W E I G H T
Gay. You're gay.
But the player character isn't a short stack at all.
mh characters give me the impression that they're all 4 foot tall pygmy folk. this is a game made by the japanese after all.
it's how they survive fall damage so easily, they're like ants. they can't fall fast enough to damage their tiny bodies.
They don't take fall damage because it's a gameplay concession.
>he doesn't come up with convoluted reasons for the gameplay mechanics to act upon this virtual fictional reality
Gay. You're gay.
I think you can't actually do the soul dupe glitch with a female character because they have different animations. Female characters have additional frames after moving/attacking/using an item where there knees move closer together when returning to the neutral stance.
Still left
Fromshart games are just that bad
YWNBAW
Bring back gender specific armor from Demon's Souls
I want to play the game on the left, not the one on the right.
The female version of the knight armor in bloodborne looks different, sadly it also looks better...
>women not being an option at all
This is the way.
Second best is having very sexualized, incredibly hot women.
Worst is having masculine women who function just like the men. It's just so stupid.
All soldiers are men.
Women in a very sexualized warrior gear do exist, but they are prostitutes who are servicing soldiers. Soldiers like it that way.
Thanks for the head canon, armchair historian.
cringe
>tfw they added female characters to Mordhau
ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OJIPAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Battle Brother did awaken a certain appreciation for gritty fantasy where women know not to takr up arms and get curbstomped and raped on the battlefield.
It's also probably the best-written procedural game I've ever played.
Shame the combat is dogshit and the game costs like 3 or 4 times its worth.
Why not both? Bikini armor's all fine and dandy, but depending on the setting it can be very out of place.
The armor on the left looks like shit, give me some vintage Lineage 2 bawd armor. Its perfection cannot be surpassed.
Right. I dont really play games to play dressup with women, but I like that its there for people that do. Wish more games just did both.
The worst thing they would take from the right is that the women have to be ugly for it to be realistic. I have no idea where these designers live but normal women do not look like mashed potatoes.
>women have to be ugly for it to be realistic
Isn't this disrespectful toward women who serve in real life?
> if you are soldier then you are ugly
They don't have to be ugly to be realistic, but they probably won't have perfect skin, makeup, fake lashes, lipstick and styled (and colored) hair. I've never been in a war but I'd wager that there's not alot of time and resources to waste on that.
> you're soldier, you're not allowed to look sexy
Tell that to the British slags.
I'm not saying you're not allowed, I'm saying that on a warfront it's probably not gonna be your or your units priority.
If the game allows males to add things to look more "cool" and masculine and flashy when in the field, then it is unfair to refuse females the same extravagance.
Pure "function over style" is a very 20th century conscript army mentality, and also sounds very military nerd larp-y.
Soldiers, knights and mercenaries always wanted to look cool, fabulous and classy. There is absolutely nothing wrong with the assumption that in a pseudo-historic medieval or renaissance setting with professional female soldiers they would want to look like hot giga stacies.
When when you're out on the front lines, you get a lot of downtime.
It's not uncommon for soldiers to spend a lot of time grooming themselves, and back in the day it was pretty normal for people to try and look their best before heading into battle.
One of the incredibly few things I appreciated that shitheap Guild Wars 2 for is that it was very libertarian with its outfit theme selection, going from the plainest and most unassuming armor to the flashiest and bawdtiest peawiener eyerape you can imagine in an MMO, and everything inbetween, for men and women, and I would dabble in every wnd of the spectrum with my fashion depending on how inspired I felt.
https://twitter.com/limpluna/status/1693080079864041769
Just have both male and female characters ridiculously skimpy armour.
DS1 had armor changing their appearance based on gender. And DeS locked armors to gender as far as I know.
So which is male and which is female here?
Left is female.
>fight western female warrior
>parry her slash attack
>go for a slash across her exposed thigh
>cut her femoral artery
>she collapses to the ground and begins to bleed out
>I immediately get on my knees and remove her breastplate exposing her voluminous breasts
>begin sucking on her breasts to get a mouthful of her sweet sweet mommy milk
>simultaneously fingering her pussy at the same time
>now that her last moments as she dies will be giving me sweet milkies in my mouth and squirting from her pussy
>mfw she dies in my arms just as I drink the last of her milk
>I get up, milk running from my mouth, pussyjuice on my fingers, and blood on my knees
>look down
>my peepee is hard
>jerk off with my milk and blood covered hands
>cum on her corpse
>retrieve my blade and continue walking
>fight western female warrior
The OP is comparing a Korean MMO and a Japanese ARPG.
There is no western option.
>fight korean mmo female warrior
>parry her slash attack
>go for a slash across her exposed thigh
>cut her femoral artery
>she collapses to the ground and begins to bleed out
>I immediately get on my knees and remove her breastplate exposing her voluminous breasts
>begin sucking on her breasts to get a mouthful of her sweet sweet mommy milk
>simultaneously fingering her pussy at the same time
>now that her last moments as she dies will be giving me sweet milkies in my mouth and squirting from her pussy
>mfw she dies in my arms just as I drink the last of her milk
>I get up, milk running from my mouth, pussyjuice on my fingers, and blood on my knees
>look down
>my peepee is hard
>jerk off with my milk and blood covered hands
>cum on her corpse
>retrieve my blade and continue walking
>fight korean mmo female warrior
>parry her slash attack
>go for a slash across her exposed thigh
>4 damage
this anon is more accurate because her doomplate bikini plate armor of destruction gives over 9350 defense on top of slashing resist so she would just deflect his blow then begin destroying his butthole with her two-handed great sword of pegging +7
On the left the woman's armor actually seems more practical the man's. Despite the lack of greaves, and exposed chest and stomach, they have close to equal coverage. And the woman can actually articulate her abdomen (unless of course it's made of magic flexible metal :^)). She could just use a shield to make up for the exposed areas. That is to say the armor in general looks like ass and I wish artists would use real life references for armor instead of D&D art.
Woman on left is going to bend over once to pick up her purse and the pointy bottom end of her breastplate is going to puncture straight into her stomach
Bikini armor
This is a trick question, neither of the ones on the left look all that good. As for the right, gimme a lady in Brigand armor.
At what age did you realize that fully dressed women can and often are sexier than women in skimpy and trashy clothing?
13 or 14, when I discovered redtube.
Naked chick who looks like a mummy without her bandages.
Dark souls really has frick all armor for women. I don't think even coolers can justify playing a girl in those games. Besides the fact they all look like stretched out goblins because of the models.
The Sunless Set, Dancer Set, Fire Witch Set, and a few others are coomer gear for me.
>casualsouls
>body type A and B
>most games
left
Armor stays on during sex.
Are you referencing the American Pie movie scene?
Very gay, brah.
The what? homie I've not a feintest clue what you're on about, I am NOT taking off my plate.
Make the right set more form fitting on the woman and you've hit peak.
haha imagine confessing your love to her and then she gets really embarrassed and lots of steam escapes the vents and eyelets while the visor glows a faint red
*chair clattering*
>most games
what world is this guy living in and how do i get there
I choose power armor
Left because you only live once.
Why not both?
I think individual armor sets should not have drastically different models for different genders. But there should still be skimpy coombait armors and you can make male characters wear them too.
I just realised western devs want right to be standard because it's just less work for them. it makes sense now.
>trannies celebrate hiding their bodies
Makes sense.
its funny they think its some equal bullshit but its actually pure laziness because both genders use the same skeleton and model also which is why all the characters are equally hideous
from games are fun but 3D model and animation wise they're lazy AF they've been using the same animations for over a decade for all souls games starting from demon souls we are still using the same run, 2h sword swinging, parry, backstab, casting etc animations from demon souls to elden ring even some sound effects are literally from kings field
Left
>b-but muh realism
Female fighter isn't realistic to begin with
Bikini Armor is peak, but really having both options is nice. The biggest thing is that it fits the tone. IF the game is really stylized and "out there" then we can have less practical designs and it's fine. Tacticool shit all starts to blur together after a while
Why not just pick male for left?
right is based
women in full armor are hot
This
Even more based when their torso is the only part that's exposed.
For From it's Type 1 and Type 2 now, actually
left: normal people
right: trans people
Left. Why bother with right when both looks exactly the same. Also that's just lazy.