Tough choice. Electric has the most people from the not!USA with Elesa, Sophocles, and the Lieutenant. So probably them. Then again, Water has best girl and a top tier candidate with Lana and Misty. Plus both of them wear swimsuits. Difficult decision between practicality and cute.
Water. Wallace and Juan are gay so I already have to sit with them but Lana and Misty are bestie material, and Wake is a daddy so I've got the full spectrum of my future life here. 2 best gay friends, 2 best girl friends, and a daddy to dick me tf down.
Marlon is ok. Cress and Siebold are the extras.
I'll be honest, I sorta like the "group of hyper focused artsy "unique" people" vibe going on with the bug types.
Plus it means i don't have to deal with the Gen 5 brothers (sorry grass, you almost made it)
What's annoying about the water types is literally a third of them are fricking cooks (counting gen 9)
And then it's 2 gays, 2 swimmers (though Misty is a huge step up over Marlon), a fisher, and a wrestler.
Needs more Wakes and Lanas, less fricking Kofus.
>2 incredibly cute girls that love to swim and fish >3 cooks to serve up varied high class feasts and 2 camp homos to take care of interior design and such >Wrassle man bouncer to throw out that lame shit Marlon
I'll live like an island king with my two mermaid wives.
>2 incredibly cute girls that love to swim and fish >3 cooks to serve up varied high class feasts and 2 camp homos to take care of interior design and such >Wrassle man bouncer to throw out that lame shit Marlon
I'll live like an island king with my two mermaid wives.
Where's Psychic? I want to sit with Caitlin and ask if I could play with her hair.
Okay so there wasn't a nice composite pre-made so I just wasn't going to post them
But the art does exist so I spent the 5 minutes putting them in a grid (it's a jpg though the png's too big to post)
Like here's the thing - if they pushed her further up the game, and let her be the person to introduce megas instead of shilling lucario for furry bucks - then there's honestly a lot of good choice. 4 bug megas and all of them are really cool, and you get to see the point of "weak mon turning into something much stronger" with say Mega Beedrill instead of showing off a strong mon being made stronger.
Could have given her maybe a Vespiquen too or something. But where she is it just doesn't work
Anon, 2/3 of group dynamics is who wants to bang who.
See, something like Electric is fricking terrible. There's one very high value girl in Elesa, and then two rather dominant male personalities from Surge and Volkner. It's a recipie for failure purely because of that
(and Clemont and Sophocles are just annoying, but that's besides the point)
Ice on the other hand is a lot more balanced - even split, and it even lends itself well to pairings. You're basically set to bone Candice if you join
>Fairy >Be the only guy friend between two girls
If western television has taught me anything, it's that being the only guy in a trio friend group will end up with you being
A)the designated gay best friend even if you're straight, there by never being more than a character to be made fun of.
B)the dorky comedic relief that has romantic episodes with each of them and ends up with one of the girls late in the show.
Counterpoint -
One of them, could be either but the odds are stacked against it being both - is, based on who they are, probably a dyke and that leaves you with a clear partner and a stable dynamic
Only non-autismo there is Gramps Hala. And even he can get kinda rowdy. The rest are either stoic work out autists or hyper aggro spastics. And one is both of those.
>fire people are obnoxious and have ADD >water is that awkward giant friend group where no one has anything in common so you end up playing moronic party games like charades in an attempt to forge a connection, you are surrounded by people yet feel entirely alone >Grass are hippies >fighting are gym rats and probably smell terrible and eat raw eggs >Electric won't stop talking about headphones and sound quality I can't understand >Ice keeps the AC too high >Ground is full of old people and one girl who talks like an old person >flying are Bird people, who are fricking crazy 100% of the time >bug is full of fricking weirdos, the bottom of the barrel
I pick bug
Bet she'd enjoy the attempt at least. And you'd have Blaine cheering you on. And Kiawe to try and help you feel better about it after, guy's a total bro. Bet Flint would be talking shit though, making fire puns about how you went down in flames.
Ice, obviously. Qt hebe? Check. Smoking redhead teacher? Check. Blonde cougar? Check. My competition are some weirdo in a mask, an old guy with a limp dick, and another old jobber. They're using a shit type, so any bets or squabbles will be handled more easily than any table except bug or rock. Lorelei WILL share warmth with me before I occupy her pussy hole.
Probably the grass gang.
Lots of chill and classy trainers I could drink tea in a pleasant garden with and just enjoy lovely weather with.
Laid back and relaxing for sure!
As well as…… other reasons
Sitting with Winona and Skyla would be hot.
Probably the flying group
Everyone there is hot as frick
Tough choice. Electric has the most people from the not!USA with Elesa, Sophocles, and the Lieutenant. So probably them. Then again, Water has best girl and a top tier candidate with Lana and Misty. Plus both of them wear swimsuits. Difficult decision between practicality and cute.
Fighting or water just for the cute girls
grass
Water so I can kiss Cress and plow his cute butt
Water. Wallace and Juan are gay so I already have to sit with them but Lana and Misty are bestie material, and Wake is a daddy so I've got the full spectrum of my future life here. 2 best gay friends, 2 best girl friends, and a daddy to dick me tf down.
Marlon is ok. Cress and Siebold are the extras.
I'll be honest, I sorta like the "group of hyper focused artsy "unique" people" vibe going on with the bug types.
Plus it means i don't have to deal with the Gen 5 brothers (sorry grass, you almost made it)
Flying
Both because I sit with qts and because I can share my bird autism with them
We had too many water and fighting type gyms. GF is truly, creatively bankrupt
What's annoying about the water types is literally a third of them are fricking cooks (counting gen 9)
And then it's 2 gays, 2 swimmers (though Misty is a huge step up over Marlon), a fisher, and a wrestler.
Needs more Wakes and Lanas, less fricking Kofus.
>2 incredibly cute girls that love to swim and fish
>3 cooks to serve up varied high class feasts and 2 camp homos to take care of interior design and such
>Wrassle man bouncer to throw out that lame shit Marlon
I'll live like an island king with my two mermaid wives.
>You both forgot about Nessa
Lmao Galar
Frick I had a feeling I was forgetting someone.
"Hey where's the Rock type table?"
Right this way, my good man
Hell yeah brother, who wants to compare fossils?
Okay so there wasn't a nice composite pre-made so I just wasn't going to post them
But the art does exist so I spent the 5 minutes putting them in a grid (it's a jpg though the png's too big to post)
Iris and Drasna are so cute
Damn, I'm tempted to switch my answer to Ghost now.
I wish these were updated for Galar
Huh. Ghost and Fairy girls sure are cute.. including Agatha
I see you're a man of culture as well.
I want Normal because of Whitney but like.... Norman
Poison’s probably better imo. Koga’s a cooler dad
Fairy, so I can sit with my wife Mina.
Bugs in the middle, as it should be
Where's Psychic? I want to sit with Caitlin and ask if I could play with her hair.
Psychics are all just kinda loners I guess, Dark types smoke behind the bleachers.
I bet Nanu passes them the smokes
Open your third eye, that table is right here.
Alright then.
Honestly the only downer at this table is Faba and maybe Olympia.
The one with Sabrina
>bug type gym leader
>in region with only 1 new bug line
wtf was Gamefreak smoking when they made Kalos?
Like here's the thing - if they pushed her further up the game, and let her be the person to introduce megas instead of shilling lucario for furry bucks - then there's honestly a lot of good choice. 4 bug megas and all of them are really cool, and you get to see the point of "weak mon turning into something much stronger" with say Mega Beedrill instead of showing off a strong mon being made stronger.
Could have given her maybe a Vespiquen too or something. But where she is it just doesn't work
surprised that ice type doesn't have Sina considering they remembered to put people like Faba in
You have to think about group dynamics here guys, not just who you want to bang
That said I’d probably go with the Flying group, apart from Skyla they’re all quite reserved so I think I’d get along pretty well with all of them.
I’d most likely try to get to know Falkner first since he’s the only other guy
Anon, 2/3 of group dynamics is who wants to bang who.
See, something like Electric is fricking terrible. There's one very high value girl in Elesa, and then two rather dominant male personalities from Surge and Volkner. It's a recipie for failure purely because of that
(and Clemont and Sophocles are just annoying, but that's besides the point)
Ice on the other hand is a lot more balanced - even split, and it even lends itself well to pairings. You're basically set to bone Candice if you join
You'd probably have a good chance with ghost or fairy also.
>Fairy
>Be the only guy friend between two girls
If western television has taught me anything, it's that being the only guy in a trio friend group will end up with you being
A)the designated gay best friend even if you're straight, there by never being more than a character to be made fun of.
B)the dorky comedic relief that has romantic episodes with each of them and ends up with one of the girls late in the show.
It's a brutal coin flip but it's worth the gains
Counterpoint -
One of them, could be either but the odds are stacked against it being both - is, based on who they are, probably a dyke and that leaves you with a clear partner and a stable dynamic
While they were fighting over Elesa, I'd frick Clemont's hot sister.
flying for coom
bug to have a good time
no wait i changed my mind. i want to sit here
for both coom AND a good time.
Fighting type leaders are fricking autists man
Only non-autismo there is Gramps Hala. And even he can get kinda rowdy. The rest are either stoic work out autists or hyper aggro spastics. And one is both of those.
Dark or Bug, both seem like they'd be fun to hang with
Rock type group because they're all bros
>fire people are obnoxious and have ADD
>water is that awkward giant friend group where no one has anything in common so you end up playing moronic party games like charades in an attempt to forge a connection, you are surrounded by people yet feel entirely alone
>Grass are hippies
>fighting are gym rats and probably smell terrible and eat raw eggs
>Electric won't stop talking about headphones and sound quality I can't understand
>Ice keeps the AC too high
>Ground is full of old people and one girl who talks like an old person
>flying are Bird people, who are fricking crazy 100% of the time
>bug is full of fricking weirdos, the bottom of the barrel
I pick bug
The Rock type friend group is the dork group with the dinosaur collection, and inner 7 year old would never let me pass that up.
>two nerds and a techie guy
>cheerful boomer guy
>chad army dude
>supermodel
Electric, obviously
I want to go to the Ghost table
But I would actually get along the best with the Ground table
normal bros…
I choose by what my favorite typings are, otherwise it would be dishonest of me.
and those are? you didn't answer the question
Catch me at the fire table failing to woo Flannery
Bet she'd enjoy the attempt at least. And you'd have Blaine cheering you on. And Kiawe to try and help you feel better about it after, guy's a total bro. Bet Flint would be talking shit though, making fire puns about how you went down in flames.
I'm going to sit with all the Totem Pokemon
Fire group is unironically the best. Not a single dud which no one type can say
Ice, obviously. Qt hebe? Check. Smoking redhead teacher? Check. Blonde cougar? Check. My competition are some weirdo in a mask, an old guy with a limp dick, and another old jobber. They're using a shit type, so any bets or squabbles will be handled more easily than any table except bug or rock. Lorelei WILL share warmth with me before I occupy her pussy hole.
>every type I like has 'that one guy' that i fricking hate and would try to avoid
Either dragon or ice, flying solid 3rd despite liking everyone
Ground type because I live Clay (not in a gay way tho).
Probably the grass gang.
Lots of chill and classy trainers I could drink tea in a pleasant garden with and just enjoy lovely weather with.
Laid back and relaxing for sure!
As well as…… other reasons
Lighting up a fat doobie with Mallow!
Grass appears to be the calmest where I could be at ease so I'll go with them.
>flying
>full of hot girls
>only dude there is birdsexual
seems like a no-brainer to me