Who did you pick as your starter in Gen 5?

Who did you pick as your starter in Gen 5?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of them i'll pick riolu and mareep the next route

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    PC, but if given the chance I'd do what's happening in OP's pic

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Paraplegic samurai
    >Ugly bastard pig
    >Recolored snake
    i'm not picking any of them give me a mudkip instead

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found out about hidden abilities before playing and picked snivy because I expected to be able to actually get its hidden ability. I've hated hidden abilities ever since.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oshawott was my first Unova Pokémon

      At least you can now. Plus, if we get Unova remakes, you’ll be able to give Serperior an Ability Patch for the story/post-game

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      contrary serperior is a gimmick and it's unironically more fun to just stick with overgrowth

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    grass snake shitmon is the only frickable one

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    why would Nate do this? It's an entirely inappropriate way to treat a lady you've just met

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If she tried to offer me three turds in Pokeballs, she's begging to be punished

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he got confused and thought he was picking miltank

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      all males are rapists

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lillipup

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oshawott at first then I picked Tepig and Emboar became my favorite Pokemon of all time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Yangus
      Damn, haven't seen that guy in a long time.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a bro and I want to sex him

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pig then snek.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    biancas fat breasts

    but also i think ive chosen all of them at various points throughout my life
    i think i first chose tepig because "fire is cool"
    i remember constantly using frustration because it killed fricking everything

    and then i realized long after that that meant my tepig fricking hated me

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Riolu

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tepig, will pick one of the others for White 2.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    snivy both games but immediately boxed in both

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I picked Bianca’s boobies hehe

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    injected totodile in 2

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tepig, every time. Tepig is loyal and so am I.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Purrloin, altough had to give it away because some moron was screeching that i stole it and raided our base to get it back

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does it feel like to squeeze boobs?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cathartic.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      its not really that interesting. squeeze your buttcheek or stomach fat but then realize you arent the one receiving the touch. you just grope a smooth squishy piece of body and only your palm feels it. Its more satisfying to see the reaction of the girl you are fondling than it is to actually play with the boob. it is kinda hot to watch them squish together but that only works if they are naked

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can squeeze mine if you want

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        man tiddies don't count, anon.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          well that's your opinion, man

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have bigger ones than a lot of chicks

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i picked oshawott and didn't evolve it because i was gonna transfer it to arceus to evolve it there. i did the same for the traded petilil and got it a bunch of ribbons

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine ripping her top off and breastfeeding from her right in the middle of the lab

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wotter

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    aged up Bel is the reason I play White 2 over White 1

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tepig

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    White I picked Oshawott.
    W2 I picked tepig, and boxed it once I got the dex entry from it's final evo. Replaced it with a Chandelure.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the pig in 2

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sexo

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tepig first but I used all of them

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lillipup

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never played it
    Gen5 sucks

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose boobs over Gen 5 starters too

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The pig, but it went right into the box because Gen 5's starters all suck shit.

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