Who do you think is the most tragic character in FFXIV? I think it's Dabog

Who do you think is the most tragic character in FFXIV? I think it's Dabog
>joins the resistance after his entire family dies in the bozja incident
>taken prisoner by the IVth legion
>shatters his spine in an attempt to escape
>sicinius (garlean mad scientist) uses him for a frankenstein cyborg project
>can no longer think for himself and is used against the resistance
>he can be seen throughout the bozjan southern front and zadnor either standing around confused or piloting the gabriel or vigilia
>in zadnor he morphs into a horrific monstrosity
>in the lead up to the Lyon duel it's revealed that sicinius made a ton of other hypertuned clones of dabog just to frick with the resistance

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

Black Rifle Cuck Company, Conservative Humor Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Edda and any other newb that didn't know what they were in for
    >Ysayle, whose reward for ending the forever war is to be told she's a deluded moron with a parasitic monster inside of her before she gets atomized
    >the ala mhiggers so hopeless and desperate after being cordoned off to refugee rape camps that they gladly commit suicide just for the chance of bringing help to their people
    >Emet-Selch, too Tempered by Zodiark to even realize his mind and memories aren't his own anymore
    >Ardbert.
    >that girl in Sophia's boss theme.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ysale
      A lunatic who was so certain that she was the good guy that she tried to shift the blame for the deaths of dozens of innocent people during her raid on Ishgard, on fanatics.

      >Emet-Selch
      Not tempered, simply has lived too long and desperately wants his people back. Also, you are thinking of Elidibus.

      >Mhiggers
      They chose to be lazy fricks instead of earning their wealth like Raubahn.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was literally tempered. He told you it a factually twice. You're a fricking moron and opinion discarded.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes and then Livingway straight up says Primals made via the proper creation magic method can't temper.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Player.
      >Start the game, expect an MMO
      >Play hundreds of hours of medicore melodramatic JRPG storyline shit
      >Find there's not really any actual MMO content
      >Each patch reduces MMO content and reduces RPG elements of the game.
      >Eventually you're left wondering why you wasted your time on this shitty single player MMO.

      Ebin samegay

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Player.
    >Start the game, expect an MMO
    >Play hundreds of hours of medicore melodramatic JRPG storyline shit
    >Find there's not really any actual MMO content
    >Each patch reduces MMO content and reduces RPG elements of the game.
    >Eventually you're left wondering why you wasted your time on this shitty single player MMO.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and reduces RPG elements of the game.
      It never had any RPG elements

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        it did, but they were awful

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it never had any RPG elements. Or do you want to call the fake like attribute skilling from ARR a rpg system?
          1.X was a RPG but since 2.0? Never.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it used to have it but that doesn't count
            ok moron

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss the old crafting mechanics
      why did they fricking remove them to cater to the script kiddies?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Each patch reduces MMO content and reduces RPG elements of the game.
      If XVI is anything to go by, Yoshida hates anything RPG related and just wants flashy fights... So expect classes to be even simpler and raiders to get catered too even more.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's barely an MMO

      Good. MMOs are dogshit. I'll never forgive MMOs for existing because it meant The Secret World would be forever ruined simply by being an MMO

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eventually you're left wondering why you wasted your time on this shitty single player MMO.
      is this true, is ffxiv more of a single player game?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fippy bippy

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the anon
    >play maybe ten minutes of the free trial
    >get mad leveling is fairly slow and you're expected to read a lot
    >begin posting about hating it on Ganker every day in unspecific language and milquetoast complaints
    >get laughed out of threads
    >now obsessed with the game and owning its fans

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6.5 content
    >new years fortune
    Sort of interested
    >clipping santa outfit
    >amogus
    Not interested
    >squeenix israelites will release the patch in feb so you'll have to pay for sub twice
    Really not interested

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      we already know the exact date of the patch

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could you post an official link to that exact date

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have access to the internet, do it yourself.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            So there isn't one, thanks

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I read your comment and knew instantly that you’re a fricking Black person .

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'll be nice since it's christmas.

          >They release patches only on Tuesday
          >Confirmed via a separate slide that the patch will be "Mid Jan"
          >It can't come out before the JP fanfest (7th-8th of Jan)
          >They wouldn't release it while people are still at fanfest

          Jan 16th, 23rd if they want to be cheeky.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          they said during the 6.5 LL that 6.55 was mid-January, so probably the week after fanfest, which would be January 16th

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played from 1.23 to EW. And I don't even know who Dabog is... but I started skipping mid ShB patcjes anyway.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bozja was pure dogshit. the 4th legion and the resistance were both trash.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    most tragic character is pagaga because she's never gonna make an appearance ever again

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you a whale irl too

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gib voluptuous Momodi you hack

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why can't you go one singular xiv thread without avatargayging with your disgusting modbeast, you obnoxious pedophile? why are you this desperate for attention on the internet from strangers, you goddamn loser?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        JRPGs are funny for how they'll have quirky cutesy shit but really go hard on the misery and despair. Baldurs gate 1 or 2 feel like a saturday morning cartoon compared to your grab-bag of JRPG options, not just XIV.

        And the funny thing is avataring is against the rules. But so is racism and if that's the case then I'll be in trouble. And trouble's for mhiggers

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So obsessed you have to stay up at 3 am to post your vile modded gremlin at all times
      You have zero taste homie go find some friends on twitter who care

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's just grotesque

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Papaga and Lyon are literally returning in DT, beast master is the new limited job
      >source
      i just know

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to believe.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah just like everyone was absolutely certain the new melee job was Corsair. New limited job is puppetmaster, screenshot it and post it in January.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go to bed.
    >>>/vg/

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing is as depressing as watching a good crafting system go to waste

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you fellas have a good Christmas?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      not your blog/discord server, nonce. frick off.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Can't even ask anons a basic question these days

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          lalaBlack folk dont deserve any rights

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            No u

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          go suck off an attention prostitute freak

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day.

            Who pissed in your eggnog

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope we get more yotolo in dawntrail...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but Krile

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here is your Krile content
        >muh grandpa
        >oh tee hee adventuring is hard!
        >muh grandpa tho
        Repeat with each zone.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It worked for Lyse
          >Muh sister
          >Making the right choices is hard
          >Muh sister plus my mhiggers

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >grandpa

          We'll get the grandpa squad.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that there will definitely be unique MSQ dialogue based on clearing Eureka.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Please no... The people who have it locked down on my cluster actively spam report anyone who tries to do it without being in their discord.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Name your DC now.
              There's no way it's mine

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Materia.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I thought.
                Primal hermanos winning again.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Krile Expansion

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is one (1) person with taste in this thread and it is you anon. Y'shtola a cute.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will get lots of cat in Dawntrail, but it may not be the kind you want.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hnnngh.

      This but Krile

      I hope she gets a cool role, Krileanon. I think she deserves a nice plot after that speech she made wishing WoL happiness.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alisae because she thirsts for WoL and he's just an adventure autist

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people who obsessively respond to the lalaBlack person avatargays
    If you ignored them they would frick off but Ganker is hardwired to do the most moronic option, every time

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, what can ya do?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      has that ever worked in the history of anything
      >vote with your wallet!
      resulted in more gacha games and more microtransactions
      >just ignore the trolls!
      resulted in every localized game becoming a political soapbox for the localizers

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >resulted in every localized game becoming a political soapbox for the localizers
        I can't wait for localizers to push shit like "rizz", "gyatt" and whatever next zoomer speak in their translation and tell people on social medial how important it was for them.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >can't wait for localizers to push shit like "rizz", "gyatt" and whatever next zoomer speak in their translation
          Literally already happening with manga translators.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            And Japs are getting so fed up with the commiefornia bullshit that they are resulting to using AI to translate stuff now
            Which of course made said localizers shit their pants on twitter

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mfw this happens with P6
          I would find the fricker responsible and feed them battery acid

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Naoki Yoshida.
    >Never directed a game before
    >Suddenly in charge of a failed MMO
    >Just copies WoW hopes nobody will notice
    >Game becomes an enormous success
    >Doesn't know how to actually manage an MMO
    >SE constantly short staffs him and refuses to reinvest its profits
    >Had to turn the game into a skeleton of what it was in order to keep pumping out content cheaply and quickly
    >SE splits the dev team to work on FFXVI at the climax of a 10 year long story, forcing him to cut tons of content and mash two expacs together with the bare minimum of patch content
    >Now he's trapped on a project that's been fricked beyond any hope of repair.

    At least FFXVI was good.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lyse, because she has to stay with the mhiggers instead of adventuring with the WoL.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do I lose anything interesting if I just skip the Manderville cutscenes for the relic quests? It's getting stale

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is the interesting part.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The EW ones were pretty lackluster, feel free to skip. If I had to rate Hildy it would be:
      ARR > SB > HW > EW

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        sb hildibrand was dogshit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Endwalker ones are top tier solely because unlike the MSQ they actually let our Warrior of Light do stuff in action scenes.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The player for playing

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me
    >Hydaelyn calls me to save the world from evil n shit
    >Enter the game with a funny lion Guy
    >Notice that this is the designated Bara Race, has bad posture, can't wear hats
    >Shit
    >Leave the boat into a prostitutehouse town
    >Frick
    >Grab some Crystal meth and have aneurisms once per Episode
    >Ass
    >Work to kill fricking GODS for peanuts
    >Cute catgirl is autistic, hydaelyn's HR is extreme cute (dies), genki girl has Room temperature IQ, cute fairy and a lot of guys die, everyone keeps dying. Left with autismo overlord elf, loose dad and the girls
    >Cute lizard joins in, also terminally autistic
    >Only cute non autistic non instagibbed half elf girl flees the story instantly
    >Save dragons, world, china, liberate nazi soviet union, Tell some Ancient ghost gays to stfu
    >Get ghosted by hydaelyn for 90% of the story
    >Find out she's cute and autistic
    >She fricking dies
    >Have to sabe the world again but now from an autistic bird god on top of an autistic gaylord
    >Get my ultimate reward: getting fired
    "That time I got catfished by a huge Crystal and isekai'd to special needs world" . Dick did not get wet, I shouldnt have fallen for hydaelyn 's lies.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's nothing to do

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's nothing t-UOOOHH

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    do criterion savage

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody wants to do that shit dungeon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the point when I can just glamourer them?
      >But content
      Hasn't been fun to do since sb

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what's the point if I can just cheat
        are you for real

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxivdiscussion/comments/18ql3so/luckybancho_lodestone_census_12242023/
    >data is of players who have public achievements and who have gotten an achievement, mount or changed their hp in the last 3 months
    >out of this subset of players, 10% in jp have cleared aloalo criterion, 3% have cleared in na
    >3% have cleared aloalo criterion savage on jp, less than 1% have cleared on na
    >0.2% - 0.5% of this subset of players have cleared all criterion savage on na

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry, I'm sure they'll fix it in the Dawntrail criterion dungeons
      Totally won't be the same unfun garbage at all

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1.11M players
      What are they all doing? How are there still so many people playing this game?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's more to do than whatever the current endgame is. Just because you have exhausted all content doesn't mean the huge influx of players over the past few years have.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        not everyone have done everything in the game (or reach the endgame for that matter)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't achievements set to private by default on the lodestone?
      So this is only including people who have actually gone into their lodestone profile and set achievements to public.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes. the percentage of the actual active population who has cleared criterion should be less than 1%

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I literally don't know a single person who still raid, only shb zoomers must still do it.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >resub
    >less health than the casters
    Why do they need to humiliate me like this

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the gear only exists to serve the dailies/weeklies treadmill that their sub revenue relies on

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Momodi is best Lalahag.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    me because I am constantly broke and in need of gil but I hate crafting

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modding and by conjuncture, plugins will put the final nail on the coffin for this game.

    Why do X content when you can use Y plugin that do it for you.

    Why trying to get the rare "Y" tittle when Z plugin let you use any kind of tittle you want?

    And especially, why the frick are the dev bashing their head against the wall that is "difficult content" when people literally fricking cheat to beat it?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ? no
      modding and plugins are making the game better
      there's now a track record of mods and qol changed introduced by the devs

      and just because you can't beat difficult content doesn't mean everyone who beats it is cheating

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro everyone is cheating in ultimate, savage and PVP what the frick are you smoking?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        PvP was literally completely ruined by rampant cheating

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          PvP was ruined by making most things that aren't limit breaks completely useless

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lunar Eureka

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You literally wouldn't be able to stop it.. also, the Lunar Primals were definitely supposed to be far bigger than what we got.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    most tragic character?
    why, that would be me after yesterday's TEA clear attempts and being trapped by dancers that have cleared before maybe once or twice as pld that decided they needed to "help" me out as a dancer and not as a pld because their souls are just that kind
    seriously, 2 days of clear attempts only seeing PA once is not good for an ultimate, i think that perfect legends are trash at the game and most of them probably spent enough time trying to clear that they eventually got it after 4 months or who knows
    people mock uwu saying it's just 3 trials and an ultimate? that's fine, TEA is 2 frontloaded ultimates followed by 2 trials, one which you can emulate in a single player korean sim and 1 savage, don't make me laugh, the trios are too slow

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      /pet
      I know PF is insane, try to keep your sanity

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        worst part is that that pull was actually my fault, i delayed mug and i greeded stillness, missed a ninjutsu due to spaghetti and i haven't seen PA since
        i feel defeated but hopefully i'll get it today

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i greeded stillness
          you didn't deserve to clear
          you're playing in endwalker, homosexual
          there is no dps check

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's dealing with PF, what do you expect?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was my first time in PA

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              stand still moron, not rocket science

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Howard Moon

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    @661945274
    >anon in charge of interpreting data
    morons ill need (You)s

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      only parsetrannies have achievements on public. if you have it on private. you. did. not. clear. criterion.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How hard are morbol's savages with BLU?
    My fc is 7/8 for it but dunno I wanna invest the time. Already have all spells btw

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you cheese most of the mechanics with diamondback so if your fc friends know the fights already you should clear very quickly.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So no doing most mechs?
        Still, heard some are straight up ez and some can require someone bringing a specific spell to cheese a specific thing.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I haven't done morbol but I did Eden as BLU and we literally diamondback'd any mech that dealt with role stuff like healers stack etc etc: just spread and diamondback. Good luck anon. I think A8S should take the longest but the rest are very easy.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The WoL, he did so many grand and fantastical things. Only to be surrounded by dudes jerking off to their Second Life modded monstrosities.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I wonder why the writers don't make the adventurer's guild more involved in the MSQ.
      Then I get reminded of shit like this.

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The entire OCE data center has less players than some servers
    what a great use of money, mr. yoshitter

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course it was, the whole plan was to get rid of waito piggus on the jp servers

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        which didn't work because nobody moved and the same SEAmonkeys and Aussies still play on JP
        moron

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          proof?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            there's one JP datacenter full of english player. I think Elemental is the name. or maybe Elemental is the japanese JP datacenter and other one is the gaijin

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            the fact that there is nobody in OCE is the proof
            you fricking baboon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile Dynamis people all come back to Aether/Primal/Crystal to run content.
      Always see a bunch of them around aetherytes and in my roulettes.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey I'm not complaining. It's nice seeing the cities not clogged like a morbidly obese man's arteries. Reminds me of 2.0

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have followed the player influx with lasting content.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they ever offer an endgame alternative to Savage raiding? I know people will give me shit for a wow comparison but hear me out: In wow you can raid if you enjoy DDR fights, just like in Savage, with their weird 4 difficulties. Still I feel it is compareable to XIVs endgame where Savage is more streamlined. However as far as I can tell they offer Mythic dungeons as alternative for people who want to rely less on heavily choreographed fights and more on a grindy mindset where you climb keys. I don't want a Mythic system, but I am wondering if there could be a less DDR style system of endgame gearing in paralell to Savage. Tomes is just welfare and not difficult at all. Criterion is locked behind savage and exploration zones are not even geared or serve only the relic. It just feels like there is missing something in XIVs endgame.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. 14s combat *is* the DDR. You wouldnt be able to do something that relies on playing your class well since they gutted everything that would make it difficult. If you are not into puzzle encounter 14 aint for you.

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Glad you could re-remake it, Uther
    God this patch story fricking SUUUUUUCKS

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found the dungeon really cool, even if the Void story ended up being underwhelming.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reused ishgard assets

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that part lifted out of XVI?

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *