Who gets to live?

Who gets to live?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wish we could kill both

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ash, so I can shoot her in ME3.

      But you can, if you're willing to put up with ME3 long enough.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d kill them both if I were you

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My husband Kaidan of course

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always went with Ashley but after the remastered versions I went with my boy kaidan, mainly as Ashley just turns into a thick twat by the 3rd game, Kaidan turns into a bro and has more backstory overall.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ashley turns into a thick twat by the 3rd game
      even better with mods

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hot racist girl
    >Depressed dude who spends every day complaining about his painful headaches

    Oh gee anon I don't know...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He mentions having a headache once ever.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hot

      Let's not get carried away, anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The dude every time. Ashley sucks Varren anus. Anyone who picks her has shit taste.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hot racist girl
      Where?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley gives you a quick reload ability in 3. Also she's racist.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kaidan. Ashley is racist against my blueberry wife

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter. The decision never pays off in any meaningful way.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kaidan is bro-tier and there were better waifus than Ashley.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kaidan is bro-tier
      >Doesn't even trust you until Udina shits the bed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kaidan sucks too and only gets a pass from gays because "hurrr durrr Ashley puts humans first she's urrr racist"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >putting humans first == saying other sentient beings are like dogs and you wouldn't care if they died

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being purposefully moronic for internet points
          She didn't say they were like dogs, she told a hypothetical scenario were you can have something which you love but you but still sacrifice it to survive because the thing you love isn't human, so it doesn't have the same level of intrinsic worth. Now you can agree or disagree with that but she wasn't calling them dogs.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >okay here's how I feel about aliens, imagine if you had a dog right?
            >nooooooooooooooooooooo she didn't call them dogs even though no one forced her to use that analogy

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Should I change jobs?
              >Tell you the 'Grass is always greener' idiom
              >N-NOOO MY NEW JOB ISN'T GRASS
              Based moron

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its funny because if you actually played the game you'd know the dog in her analogy represents HUMANITY, not the Aliens.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No it doesn't, she said she'd sacrifice her dog (=alien) in order to save a human (=human)

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and she represents the aliens in this scenario throwing humanity, represented by the dog, under the bus to save themselves. You didn't play the game it seems. And she was right, top.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No

                No it doesn't, she said she'd sacrifice her dog (=alien) in order to save a human (=human)

                Yes but you're still moronic

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley was done when she started reciting poetry.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to kill Ashley, the game railroaded me into romancing her because I didn't explicitly tell her to shove off when she began making advances. All the rejection dialogue came off as harsh/being an butthole, I figured she might be mad/leave if I did those so instead I just remained neutral to it. Next thing I knew my wife Liara was saying shit like
    >Gee, if only you weren't with Ashley...
    And I was like, what the frick? I'm not. Fricking Bioware games, man. If you don't outright spellout you don't want to frick, suddenly you're married to an NPC.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    both
    https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/1212
    because frick you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >masseffectlegendaryedition

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ashley is a stupid fricking b***h

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Youth was choosing Kaidan to live because Ashley is racist
    >Adulthood is choosing Ashley to live because Ashley is racist.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate women more which are minority

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see any good reason to not nuke Ashley. There's just nothing special about her.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    westoid came their pants from these character models

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nuke gaydan
    Team Human all the way, baby!

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like kaiden. He's like jesus.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >send kaiden to bomb since tech guy
    >send ashley to strike team since gun girl
    >save kaiden because protecting the bomb is more important that a salarian spec ops team

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tech guy
      lel I keep forgetting he's a sentinel
      He never talks about tech shit in dialogue

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife, Ashley

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played ME1 multiple times, and on one occasion I decided to save Kaidan to see his development throughout the trilogy. I never saved him again. There's no place for homosexualry on the Normandy.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    always the female. im not gay

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Keep the original save through the years
    >I saved Ashley because bagina
    >ME3 comes along
    >I wish I killed her because she became such a b***h
    Dick betrayed me.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley is religioncuck so she has to go

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Kaidan is more like Jesus than she will ever be with her absurd vanity

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Kaidan is more like Jesus than she will ever be with her absurd vanity

      Samegay, also these posts give me "if god is real why do i like it up the ass" vibes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you like it up the ass. You wouldn't be projecting that idea otherwise.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >n-no u
          I didn't expect much but somehow I'm still disappointed.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boobs

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Romance Ashley
    >send her to die
    It's actually based

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley is my waifu and I will defend her honor

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ashley is more interesting in 1
    >Great in gameplay too
    >However thematically makes more sense I feel for her to sacrifice on Virmire and clear her name
    >stops her character becoming somewhat spiteful and moronic in 3
    >Kaiden has a more unique build in 3 and is more interesting, though there isn't that much in it.
    That's usually my logic, though I haven't romanced Ashley in known memory so maybe I'll change that for a Renegage run.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A biotic is more versatile than a soldier and I have a war to fight. Didn't even have to think about it.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're both godawful characters, especially in the first game, but if I have to pick one, I'll take bootleg Carth shoehorned into the wrong game over annoying woman every time. Sure, her racist lines are great and funny, but it's not worth dealing with for a whole game, plus she turns into a xeno lover by the end, so there's even less reason.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kaidan only because he's not a space racist

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I went with Kaiden so I would have one less character making a pass at me for being friendly, then the fricker turned gay in ME3. Screw you, Bioware.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not Ashley in 1 so you can kill Ashley yourself for being a stupid b***h in 3.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever guards the bomb which is usually ashley.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley is a moronic bible-thumping insubordinate, so she gets to be the crater on Virmire

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always saved Kaidan because he's a biotic, thus inherently more valuable.
    Plus I don't like Ashley's voice and my Femshep is doing hard scissoring with blue alien pusspuss

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use to vaporize Ashley every time but now I kill Kaidan so he dies a hero and doesn't turn into a muscle bound homosexual in 3.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kirrahe.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >frick Kaidan in ME1
    >reject him and romance Garrus in ME3
    Just human woman things.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gayden

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever is with the Salarians, save more lives.

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My Shepard is a racist towards all alien races (spaciist?) but Ashley is ugly and cringe so I let that b***h die

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kaidan looks cooler in ME3. Sure, he turns into a homosexual, but at least I can take him serious standing next to Shepard, unlike bimbofied Ashley.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not really gay. If you choose the romance option he says he was just testing you and calls you a homosexual.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you save a random grunt instead of a Officer with Space Wizard implants.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the senior officer made a request to go out like a hero and I chose to honor that over the rookie's.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanted to save Mordin.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always save woman instead of the homosexual

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They both turn into shit characters after the first game so it doesnt matter.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley because she's based and redpilled and is the hottest female by far and its not even close. Also she's soldier class which fits my team comps better.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see, Bastila or Carth? I'm thinking nuking Bastila while never interacting with Carth ever again since Ashley is an infinitely shittier and worse Bastila.

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