I always went with Ashley but after the remastered versions I went with my boy kaidan, mainly as Ashley just turns into a thick twat by the 3rd game, Kaidan turns into a bro and has more backstory overall.
>being purposefully moronic for internet points
She didn't say they were like dogs, she told a hypothetical scenario were you can have something which you love but you but still sacrifice it to survive because the thing you love isn't human, so it doesn't have the same level of intrinsic worth. Now you can agree or disagree with that but she wasn't calling them dogs.
>okay here's how I feel about aliens, imagine if you had a dog right? >nooooooooooooooooooooo she didn't call them dogs even though no one forced her to use that analogy
Its funny because if you actually played the game you'd know the dog in her analogy represents HUMANITY, not the Aliens.
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No it doesn't, she said she'd sacrifice her dog (=alien) in order to save a human (=human)
9 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, and she represents the aliens in this scenario throwing humanity, represented by the dog, under the bus to save themselves. You didn't play the game it seems. And she was right, top.
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Anonymous
No
No it doesn't, she said she'd sacrifice her dog (=alien) in order to save a human (=human)
I had to kill Ashley, the game railroaded me into romancing her because I didn't explicitly tell her to shove off when she began making advances. All the rejection dialogue came off as harsh/being an butthole, I figured she might be mad/leave if I did those so instead I just remained neutral to it. Next thing I knew my wife Liara was saying shit like >Gee, if only you weren't with Ashley...
And I was like, what the frick? I'm not. Fricking Bioware games, man. If you don't outright spellout you don't want to frick, suddenly you're married to an NPC.
>send kaiden to bomb since tech guy >send ashley to strike team since gun girl >save kaiden because protecting the bomb is more important that a salarian spec ops team
I played ME1 multiple times, and on one occasion I decided to save Kaidan to see his development throughout the trilogy. I never saved him again. There's no place for homosexualry on the Normandy.
>Keep the original save through the years >I saved Ashley because bagina >ME3 comes along >I wish I killed her because she became such a b***h
Dick betrayed me.
>Ashley is more interesting in 1 >Great in gameplay too >However thematically makes more sense I feel for her to sacrifice on Virmire and clear her name >stops her character becoming somewhat spiteful and moronic in 3 >Kaiden has a more unique build in 3 and is more interesting, though there isn't that much in it.
That's usually my logic, though I haven't romanced Ashley in known memory so maybe I'll change that for a Renegage run.
They're both godawful characters, especially in the first game, but if I have to pick one, I'll take bootleg Carth shoehorned into the wrong game over annoying woman every time. Sure, her racist lines are great and funny, but it's not worth dealing with for a whole game, plus she turns into a xeno lover by the end, so there's even less reason.
I always saved Kaidan because he's a biotic, thus inherently more valuable.
Plus I don't like Ashley's voice and my Femshep is doing hard scissoring with blue alien pusspuss
Ashley because she's based and redpilled and is the hottest female by far and its not even close. Also she's soldier class which fits my team comps better.
Let's see, Bastila or Carth? I'm thinking nuking Bastila while never interacting with Carth ever again since Ashley is an infinitely shittier and worse Bastila.
i wish we could kill both
Ash, so I can shoot her in ME3.
But you can, if you're willing to put up with ME3 long enough.
I’d kill them both if I were you
My husband Kaidan of course
I always went with Ashley but after the remastered versions I went with my boy kaidan, mainly as Ashley just turns into a thick twat by the 3rd game, Kaidan turns into a bro and has more backstory overall.
>Ashley turns into a thick twat by the 3rd game
even better with mods
>Hot racist girl
>Depressed dude who spends every day complaining about his painful headaches
Oh gee anon I don't know...
He mentions having a headache once ever.
>hot
Let's not get carried away, anon.
The dude every time. Ashley sucks Varren anus. Anyone who picks her has shit taste.
>Hot racist girl
Where?
Ashley gives you a quick reload ability in 3. Also she's racist.
Kaidan. Ashley is racist against my blueberry wife
It doesn't matter. The decision never pays off in any meaningful way.
Kaidan is bro-tier and there were better waifus than Ashley.
>Kaidan is bro-tier
>Doesn't even trust you until Udina shits the bed
Kaidan sucks too and only gets a pass from gays because "hurrr durrr Ashley puts humans first she's urrr racist"
>putting humans first == saying other sentient beings are like dogs and you wouldn't care if they died
>being purposefully moronic for internet points
She didn't say they were like dogs, she told a hypothetical scenario were you can have something which you love but you but still sacrifice it to survive because the thing you love isn't human, so it doesn't have the same level of intrinsic worth. Now you can agree or disagree with that but she wasn't calling them dogs.
>okay here's how I feel about aliens, imagine if you had a dog right?
>nooooooooooooooooooooo she didn't call them dogs even though no one forced her to use that analogy
>Should I change jobs?
>Tell you the 'Grass is always greener' idiom
>N-NOOO MY NEW JOB ISN'T GRASS
Based moron
Its funny because if you actually played the game you'd know the dog in her analogy represents HUMANITY, not the Aliens.
No it doesn't, she said she'd sacrifice her dog (=alien) in order to save a human (=human)
Yes, and she represents the aliens in this scenario throwing humanity, represented by the dog, under the bus to save themselves. You didn't play the game it seems. And she was right, top.
No
Yes but you're still moronic
Ashley was done when she started reciting poetry.
I had to kill Ashley, the game railroaded me into romancing her because I didn't explicitly tell her to shove off when she began making advances. All the rejection dialogue came off as harsh/being an butthole, I figured she might be mad/leave if I did those so instead I just remained neutral to it. Next thing I knew my wife Liara was saying shit like
>Gee, if only you weren't with Ashley...
And I was like, what the frick? I'm not. Fricking Bioware games, man. If you don't outright spellout you don't want to frick, suddenly you're married to an NPC.
moron
both
https://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectlegendaryedition/mods/1212
because frick you
>masseffectlegendaryedition
ashley is a stupid fricking b***h
>Youth was choosing Kaidan to live because Ashley is racist
>Adulthood is choosing Ashley to live because Ashley is racist.
I hate women more which are minority
I don't see any good reason to not nuke Ashley. There's just nothing special about her.
westoid came their pants from these character models
nuke gaydan
Team Human all the way, baby!
I like kaiden. He's like jesus.
>send kaiden to bomb since tech guy
>send ashley to strike team since gun girl
>save kaiden because protecting the bomb is more important that a salarian spec ops team
>tech guy
lel I keep forgetting he's a sentinel
He never talks about tech shit in dialogue
My wife, Ashley
I played ME1 multiple times, and on one occasion I decided to save Kaidan to see his development throughout the trilogy. I never saved him again. There's no place for homosexualry on the Normandy.
always the female. im not gay
>Keep the original save through the years
>I saved Ashley because bagina
>ME3 comes along
>I wish I killed her because she became such a b***h
Dick betrayed me.
Ashley is religioncuck so she has to go
This
Kaidan is more like Jesus than she will ever be with her absurd vanity
Samegay, also these posts give me "if god is real why do i like it up the ass" vibes.
Because you like it up the ass. You wouldn't be projecting that idea otherwise.
>n-no u
I didn't expect much but somehow I'm still disappointed.
Boobs
>Romance Ashley
>send her to die
It's actually based
Ashley is my waifu and I will defend her honor
>Ashley is more interesting in 1
>Great in gameplay too
>However thematically makes more sense I feel for her to sacrifice on Virmire and clear her name
>stops her character becoming somewhat spiteful and moronic in 3
>Kaiden has a more unique build in 3 and is more interesting, though there isn't that much in it.
That's usually my logic, though I haven't romanced Ashley in known memory so maybe I'll change that for a Renegage run.
A biotic is more versatile than a soldier and I have a war to fight. Didn't even have to think about it.
They're both godawful characters, especially in the first game, but if I have to pick one, I'll take bootleg Carth shoehorned into the wrong game over annoying woman every time. Sure, her racist lines are great and funny, but it's not worth dealing with for a whole game, plus she turns into a xeno lover by the end, so there's even less reason.
Kaidan only because he's not a space racist
I went with Kaiden so I would have one less character making a pass at me for being friendly, then the fricker turned gay in ME3. Screw you, Bioware.
Not Ashley in 1 so you can kill Ashley yourself for being a stupid b***h in 3.
Whoever guards the bomb which is usually ashley.
Ashley is a moronic bible-thumping insubordinate, so she gets to be the crater on Virmire
I always saved Kaidan because he's a biotic, thus inherently more valuable.
Plus I don't like Ashley's voice and my Femshep is doing hard scissoring with blue alien pusspuss
I use to vaporize Ashley every time but now I kill Kaidan so he dies a hero and doesn't turn into a muscle bound homosexual in 3.
Kirrahe.
>frick Kaidan in ME1
>reject him and romance Garrus in ME3
Just human woman things.
Gayden
Whoever is with the Salarians, save more lives.
My Shepard is a racist towards all alien races (spaciist?) but Ashley is ugly and cringe so I let that b***h die
Kaidan looks cooler in ME3. Sure, he turns into a homosexual, but at least I can take him serious standing next to Shepard, unlike bimbofied Ashley.
He's not really gay. If you choose the romance option he says he was just testing you and calls you a homosexual.
Why would you save a random grunt instead of a Officer with Space Wizard implants.
Because the senior officer made a request to go out like a hero and I chose to honor that over the rookie's.
I wanted to save Mordin.
I always save woman instead of the homosexual
They both turn into shit characters after the first game so it doesnt matter.
Ashley because she's based and redpilled and is the hottest female by far and its not even close. Also she's soldier class which fits my team comps better.
Let's see, Bastila or Carth? I'm thinking nuking Bastila while never interacting with Carth ever again since Ashley is an infinitely shittier and worse Bastila.