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Who has the best red hat in video games?
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I take the cash
For me it's
Industrial Decay
Subartic
Rolling Hills, Woodlands, Marshland, Rock Formations and Cave Systems
Old Mansion
Town Center (but it's not happy because of Industrial Decay)
Inviting Pendant, Rusty Dagger, Yellowed Book
All Roads Lead
Doctor
Fairy Grove, Floating Islands, The Old Castle and Primeval Forest
Nostalgic Chief
Catacomb Depths, Nighttime Shades, Ruined Cathedral, Otherworldly Mist and Nature Sprite
seems like a great setting for horror/mistery
actually remembered me a bit of pathologic
>Hellenic Seaside
>Mediterranean
>Rolling hills, woodlands, volcano, Beachfront, waterfalls
>Old Mansion
>Village border
>Pale ring, rusty dagger, Fur mantle, bronze bracelet
>Endless expanse
>Hunter
>Fairy grove, old castle, crystal cavern, healing spring
>Christmas cake, Lonely monster
>Ruined Cathedral, nature sprite
I'll become the crazy beast tamer at the edge of town and use my bronze bracelets as collars for the various creature I befriend. Starting with a stray cat and working my way up to my monster girlfriend.
>Terry Bogard
Sorry babe, the hat stays on during sex.
Don't act like she wouldn't insist on that.
the hat is on her, to be clear
It does work on anyone.
dis lil homie
Pokemon then Sex
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I'll take the 750,000 in quarters and go to the bank and exchange it. I'm not a kid anymore living in childish fantasies.
You literally could be though. It's one of the other options.
I believe pokemon has the most red hat. Mario is a well known mascot but I wonder if Mario really gets anyone excited
Pokemon extends my lifespan the most, so that
Do crowns count? If not I gotta give it to Mario
As for your image though I'm taking Terry's hat
I'd take the hat, if it worked without wearing it,
but since you lose the form and power upon removing it, then it's worthless as a mere gust of air can flip a cap off your head.
So, without permanent perk, I will choose the quarters because I can at least fund a game I like with that money
It's secure enough to stay on during rising tackle so it shouldn't come off unless someone grabs or shoots it. Still that will give an ordinary human at least a chance against you in a fight if they know your secret.
The problem for me is that it would make me paranoid and possessive,
never get in to situations where it can come off, or probably never take it off to begin with.
I'd sleep with an eye open for anyone trying to steal my precious hat, and avoid people, wouldn't even go outside during rain or wind in case the hat gets ruined or blown off.
So, most of the benefits would be lost on me because I'd be such an weener about it. Like some Scrooge McDuck with his crappy first coin
I typed "cash" thinking it would all be isekai shit that would make me lose my friends family and lover.
Then I read it more carefully and HOW COULD ANYONE PASS UP BEING TERRY BOGARD FFS ARE YOU KIDS ALLRIGHT?
Only the pokemon one prevents you from going home.
I'm not Mario, I don't know if even with an extra life I'd be able to survive mushroom kingdom though.
The pokemon would be a no-pass if I could freely travel between the worlds. Even with the shitty "become 10 again part", I could probably get my gf into becoming a shotacon, or find a pokemon that could change my age.
Catching a comfortable air ride and a sharpeedo for surfing are core priorities, but I'd be crazy to pass on getting a ditto and a garchomp.
You could just, y'know, wait 10 years and be an adult again.
I want to have sex with women who aren't mentally unstable enough to kill me in my sleep, that's an unreasonable thing to expect to consistently pull before I'm at least 16.
Sure, I could ask a pokemon to keep guard, but I'd rather not risk showing any pokemon to people from this world.
>I want to have sex with women who aren't mentally unstable enough to kill me in my sleep
And youre willing to take years off your life to do it sooner than later?
moron it's an EXTRA LIFE. When you die you respawn and that probably applies to literally anything. That's a power that mankind has been pursuing for its entire existence, why wouldn't you take it for the 1-up and ignore the pipe beyond that?
>why wouldn't you take it for the 1-up and ignore the pipe beyond that?
Well it's full of gold coins, for one.
Mushroom Kingdom one is hard to pick because Mario canon is too vague... I guess I have to soi out and pick Pokemon.
Everything from a main mario game is presumably there somewhere or in the surrounding lands, but how far or difficult to get to they are is still undetermined