Who is Hotter, Miquella or Malenia?

For me is Miquella

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ranni best girl.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Malenia

      Rani wasn't a part of the question retard

      Malenia is the answer

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Ranni best girl.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ranni best girl.

      Ranni

      I hate Rannifags so much it's unreal.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Is it because she is best girl?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She gets both Blaidd and Iji killed making her the worst girl by default.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >never played the game don't intend to
        >always post generic, off-model art like

        Is it because she is best girl? or

        Ranni best girl.

        they aren't even fans of the actual depiction
        >obnoxious gays and proud of it, may as well be the wojak posters of Fromsoft threads
        >think shes in the right
        This is why filters exist.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >aren't even fans of the actual depiction
          Goddamn fake fans, name 3 albums she made!!!

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ranni

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    considering one of them is a sickly little twink that's trapped inside a disgusting egg and has probably been transformed into an even more sickly disgusting creature, and the other is a mediocre redhead with giga aids, I'm going to have to go with Ranni!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Or you could just be normal and fuck one of the much better girls like Roderika or Nephili or Rya, who aren't cursed, psychopathic demigods embroiled in cosmic struggle.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >birmingham
        >seluvis fuckpuppet
        >retarded snake

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Would you rather fuck the snake, or get hepatitis Z?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Ranni.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We have almost no idea what Miquella looked like prior to going into his cocoon other than the fact he was blond and young

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fake News!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There’s a fair amount of statues depicting him as almost childlike in appearance. Evidently youthful would be understating what he used to look like before being sucked dry of most of his blood.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wholesome.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Willful traitors, ALL.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Morgott the Veiled Monarch, Grace - Given, Last King, Lord of Lyndell did NOTHING wrong.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          so was this radahn or not

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's probably a young Radahn, before he finished growing, developed his skills more, and learned gravity magic.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, Morgott is a moron, not as bad as Godrick or Mohg but still a moron. Godwyn is the true based chosen one.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      needs godrick looking jealous

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why does miquella have huge tits? I love this picture though and the depiction of ranni and radahn.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's a toga anon, they sag by design.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the thumbnail makes it look like miquella has massive tits

        I don't see it, unless you make it out so his tits are really saggy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Rykard should look more unhinged and less suave, I think. And he may have been blond, though the severely faded paintings and the red lighting within the manor make it hard to tell

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who is the hand?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Miyazaki always sets his stories in a decaying dying worlds, but the settings are quiet fascinating and I would love to explore those worlds at their prime and interract with those character when they aren't yet hollow shells of themselves. Would be cool to see his take on that

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Would be cool to see his take on that
        All of his works being in a decaying dying worlds probably because he just can't do otherwise, senpai.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's more that it's his brand and he's afraid to stray from it which is a real shame

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Seeing that we are now like 6 games in and all of them have the same setting, I don't think there are any differences anymore between couldn't and wouldn't tbqh.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      damn i wish i had a glorious mane like radahn's
      bet that bro could have pulled all the bitches in leyndell but he was too busy studying esoteric magic to give a fuck
      based

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I choose Marika.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is it true she's made out of stone?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, wood

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she'll pump and dump you anon, your nothing but a means to an end for her.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://old.reddit.com/r/shittydarksouls/comments/vr4yil/deliver_me_unto_greater_heights/

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    who dis?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Godrick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >
      who do you know is more handsy than he should be?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's Melina. She's the third Radagon/Marika child. You know its her because of the inclusion of the three butterflies that correspond to her (kindling), Malenia (aeonian) and Miqeulla (nascent). She is the Kindling maiden, after all.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But Melina is the gloam eyed queen and thus predates all the demigods by quite a while

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No she isn't.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Did you not see the frenzied flame ending?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That power could have been infused in Melina as a spoil of war, if it isn't just Nox or Numen magic in the first place.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Except that the seal on Melina's eye is the beast claw, and she only becomes the gloam eyed queen under the one condition in the game where Maliketh is dead but she is not. This implies that she indeed was the one that Maliketh defeated waaaay back in the day.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                IIRC, the beast claw never has a uniform look in the game, and if Melina getting to open that eye only depended on Maliketh being dead, she certainly would have tried to attack the player before the Radagon fight. By pulling a Gideon, Melina would have both power sets available to her, whereas waiting until the Erdtree has burned apparently messes up Melina's right eye and presumably her Erdtree-based powers. We have no reason to believe that Maliketh could have afforded to hold back in combat and spare the Gloam-Eyed Queen either, seeing as how her greatsword and role in raising the Godskins implies that she was a good fighter, not to mention the rune she had.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >We have no reason to believe that Maliketh could have afforded to hold back in combat and spare the Gloam-Eyed Queen either,
                I guess I exaggerated when I said that Melina is "alive", considering her entire body was destroyed and even her ghost has burn marks

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Melina's wording, and the kindling circumstances, imply that it was something like the Giants' Flame that burned her body. In contrast, Maliketh's attacks, if using holy magic at all in the past, wouldn't have dealt burns like that. The Rune of Death isn't likely to have burned Melina either, as that rune seems to also destroy the soul at the same time.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Melina's wording, and the kindling circumstances, imply that it was something like the Giants' Flame that burned her body.
                Like, say, the black flames of the godskins, channeled through the godslayer greatsword?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No, that flame is still derived from the Rune of Death, so Melina's soul would have been destroyed along with her body. The flame would have been at full power until Maliketh sealed the Rune of Death to boot.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Several lore scholars I have talked to have come to the conclusion that the GEQ and the godskins could channel the power of death but did not actually have control of the rune itself, and what allowed Maliketh to defeat them was finding and sealing the rune, thus dramatically decreasing their power.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The Godslayer Greatsword is specifically shaped like the Rune of Death, so the GEQ clearly knew what the rune looked like, so it's not like it was in the Elden Ring at the time. It also wouldn't make sense for Maliketh to only seal the rune after he defeated them all unless they had the rune (item descriptions confirm that the sealing was after the GEQ's defeat).

                >No, that flame is still derived from the Rune of Death, so Melina's soul would have been destroyed along with her body
                Not that bro but didn't Ranni exactly also use Rune of Death to separate her body and soul(albeit also using Godwyn as sacrifice)? And she was only a demigod.

                Ranni needed to time two deaths at the same time to make only her body die and only Godwyn's soul die. Even then, Godwyn's body eventually died from Deathblight too, and was suffering from it ASAP relative to when he died, so Ranni's soul might even be blighted and slowly suffering. Without that simultaneous death using only fragments of the total rune, both of them would have just fully died, body and soul, a la the other murdered demi-gods.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >The Godslayer Greatsword is specifically shaped like the Rune of Death,
                No it isn't, it's an inverse of the sacred relic sword, it doesn't look much like the rune of death
                >so it's not like it was in the Elden Ring at the time.
                Well frankly it kind of has to be. It's said that Marika plucked the rune of death from the elden ring. So either she was channeling Death's power without having to physically be near it, or we go full schizo and say that she was working with Marika and Marika gave her the rune of death and then Maliketh went full finger shadow and stole it back.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The Godslayer Greatsword, when pointed down, has the same shape as the Rune of Death. As for the Elden Ring placement, Enia says that the Rune of Death was plucked from the Golden Order upon its creation, meaning that Marika could have won it as a spoil of war at the time she used this triumph to begin her proper reign over the Lands Between. Additionally, the appearance of the Rune of Death doesn't fit with any of the other Great Runes (attempted outer god damage aside), meaning that it's potentially the first attempted mending rune.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >No, that flame is still derived from the Rune of Death, so Melina's soul would have been destroyed along with her body
                Not that bro but didn't Ranni exactly also use Rune of Death to separate her body and soul(albeit also using Godwyn as sacrifice)? And she was only a demigod.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s the golden lineage Goldwyn, mohg, Morgot, and Godrick. They are the really chads.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE GANK BOSSES

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rye's mom wants to me join her merry band of nutjobs, but im already on mooncoin.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just do both.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do it until you've gotten the third letter and then just kill Rykard.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the thumbnail makes it look like miquella has massive tits

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd Marika did it bros? Why'd she make himself left Rennala without telling her anything?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because Radagon is a schizo alternate personality that emerged as a result of Marika's growing cognitive dissonance, not just a disguise.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Why'd she make himself left Rennala

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It actually tracks, read it slower. Although it's incorrect because it assumes that Marika could tell Radagon what to do, while in reality Radagon was becoming dominant among them over time.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is that hand resting on top of Malenia's throne?

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >malenia will never rape you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how about dinner before the rape?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella, obviously

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    RESIDENT
    EVIL
    FOUR

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Meli Meli to be cooler than what she is.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Miquella is made for BIG OMEN COCK, now post the WebM

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The hottest one is you anon, you cute. I see you bro, walking around with them loose ass jeans hiding that bussy. bro you ain't folling me cuz, I can smell that bussy, that bussy smell tight fool. You ain't gotta be going around looking soft, I know you a real bro, bro but keeping it dl and you still good with the hood yo. Just saying anon, you walk around and bro people stare cuz, you a real bro but you a cute bro too, bro.

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