Who is the gordon ramsay of game developers?
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Who is the gordon ramsay of game developers?
Who is the gordon ramsay of game developers?
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>flashy performance and undercooked product
Todd Howard.
The Todd is not nearly loud and self-absorbed enough.
I'm thinking David Cage or Peter Molyneux
This. Good ingredients but unfinished, left for Modders to cook
>Todd Howard
>David Cage or Peter Molyneux
At least Ramsay knows what the frick he is doing.
The Black personanon fears the Aryan cook. Miyazaki is the Ramsey of gaming
yandere dev
kamiya
>used to be well respected, is now mocked
kojima
Nobody outside of Ganker mocks Kojima
Nobody outside of Ganker mocks Ramsay.
What was he even thinking when doing this? Lockdown really made some people go insane.
He's a skilled Chef but has too much of an ego to admit when he simply fricked up
He's mediocre. Brits can't cook
He just got old and lazy. Nowadays he spends more time managing his brand than actually cook.
>Literal world class chef
>17 Michelin Stars
>Mediocre
Why are americans so dumb
>Thomas Keller is the USA's most decorated chef, with a current total of 7 Michelin Stars
>Gordon Ramsey has 17 Michelin Stars
lmao americans can't cook
Who said I was American? They canf cook either
Its widely regarded in the culinary world that British chefs are the second best chefs in the world right behind the French
Trained by chef Pierre he can't be bad bud light.
he's in expert in classical french cuisine from 30 years ago, when he steps outside of that box he's only an amateur that will frick up like any other foodtuber.
They shot it in one take.
>hey Gordon, yeah, this is trash. Let's either reshoot it or scrap this one. You didn't even melt the cheese.
Like was he doing it live or something? And just had to keep rolling?
>a pretentious hack with no talent
A name emerges...
Sometimes I get self conscious of my cooking skills but then I remember Ramsey can't even properly make a fricking grilled cheese or put bread in a toaster without burning it and I feel better
I think this all the time. That grilled cheese haunts me
Why this Scotsman makes mutts shit and piss their pants? It's a fricking cheese sandwich
yeah
it was supposed to be a GRILLED cheese sandwich
Yeah? The toast looks grilled to me
how about the cheese you fricking idiot
What about it?
it's not melted, it's completely solid
a grilled cheese sandwich has melted cheese
this isn't rocket science
And this is peak American food culture lmao. Fatsos sperging over a cheese that isn't even real cheese
>Anon doesn't understand the denaturing processes and the effects on flavor of melting cheese
>gets mocked
>B-BUT THE FAKE CHEESE
You should have a nice day.
he's baiting, don't bother
Why are you simping for Ramsey? Do you sell olive oil or something?
Why are you fat and brown?
Projection. Use less oil in your cooking fatty
No seriously, why are you brown and fat?
>gets chased home from work everyday by pakis and Somalis with machetes
>takes it out on random Americans in a Gordon Ramsey thread
I love this fricking board
>raises statues for Black folk and is forced to learn about them and homosexuals every month
Mutt life is one big comedy show
this video is great because he walks right past a perfect cooktop to go and undercook his sandwich in a fireplace instead. what a fricking donkey.
He learned to love big hamburguers
Look how fricking pink that mince is
that's a good thing
You understand that you mince a steak/fillet you get beef mince right. Good steak = good mince and the same rules of not overcooking apply to both, the flavour in beef also comes primarily from the blood and fluids. Outside of third world shitholes you also dont have to pasteurise all your food to avoid parasitic, bacterial and environmental contamination.
You cook burgers at high heat for just long enough for the surface to get lightly charred while the inside remains juicy and pink. The fast food slop is making you forget what actual food looks like.
>you are mentally moronic. Burger patties are made from ground mince, ergo the surface rule no longer applies now muppet
who are you quoting newbie?
I'm sorry you can't get decent ingredients lmao, I mince my own fillets or get my butcher to do it. The tastiest burgers aren't overcooked like most idiots like yourself seem to think is necessary. Steak tartare also exists.
>also comes primarily from the blood
beef mince and steak don't have blood dummie.
myoglobin is a big word for Ganker to understand
That’s pinker than my butthole
i don't believe you, post it
london?
Literally nothing wrong with his burgers here. The zoomed in shot makes them look bigger than they are. His hand is right there for scale you morons
what's the 'go 'za of video games?
Dark Souls 2
made by someone incompetent, will probably make you puke afterwards, but some morons on Ganker will swear by it
Without doubts, Kamiya and Kojima. Self-entitled, full of themselves, meme-worthy, but also provide some good shit.
Dark Souls 2 and Elden Ring come to mind first. Then I'd say Fallout 4 to some point. Lots of content and lore, but execution is kind of an ass.
Milky Toast take
>seasoning
brown hands wrote that post
I remember that post
>poorly cooked and balanced food is amazing if it's big
watching him make that bag of slop on a racetrack was even worse than watching him make cocaine in the jungle out of gasoline and cement powder.
*salts fritos*
I have a better question. Who's the Tom Green of game development
>Hired solely due to popularity
>Given millions of dollars
>Decides to make a shitpost
Forgot pic
Toby Fox
Hmm this is tricky because to perfectly capture the Tom Green situation they'd have to direct the game, but there aren't really many game directors who were selected due to their popularity.
Maybe David Cage with Beyond Two Souls? That game is basically David's personal Ellen Paige jerking material that he got funding for due to his games prior success with the shallow movie game crowd
He actually has made some good games so it's not a perfect comparison
>That game is basically David's personal Ellen Paige jerking materia
Fricking based
>Hired solely for popularity
What did he mean by this?
Tom was the original irl shitposter. Studios saw how popular he was with the young audience and hired him to write and direct a movie, thinking they'll be making millions back. Tom was uninterested in making something coherent, so he decided to spend the money by purposely making a garbage movie
You can see subtle jabs and hints in Freddy Got Fingered, where Tom openly mocks the studio
>pretentious fraud who pretends to be moronic to make things look bad
/v/
>Fraud
>3rd most decorated chef in the world
lol
the guy who made Braid
Jim Ryan
Why didn't he just do a 2nd take and maybe not cook in a fireplace?
he is even worse but yeah pretty much him
>skilled, but has a big ego and is overrated
Kojima